if there is a Cars pope, that means there was a Cars Jesus. does this mean Cars already existed in Roman antiquity in the Cars universe? and if so, how do you crucify a car?
I'm going to say they all believe in those things, but it's all secretly fake as there were no cars back then.
Just because there's a car pope doesn't mean there's a car Jesus.If you take the view that cars in the cars universe were created by humans then it stands to reason they would adopt human culture.
>>215408499The Beetle Car means, Car Hitler invaded the Soviet Auto Union. That means we could logically have a Cars theme HOI4 mod.Life is a highway..
>>215408654Car Hitler being voiced by Robert Car Lyle of course
>>215408499>how do you crucify a car?They'd probably use a crusher instead.>crushifixtion
>>215408499they were chariots back then
>>215408499whats their fuel made of? dinocars?
>>215408499They used a breaking wheel.
>>215408499If the popemobile the pope is in is also sentient does that mean the pope is in his womb or his stomach?
>>215408654Did the carlocaust happen?
>>215408685Passion of the Chariots when?
>>215408746Dinoco has dinosaur logo.
>>215408499They put Jesus on a lift and popped all his tires they disconnected his drive shaft.
>>215408909It didn't happen and they deserved it.
>>215408499If there's a Cars pope mobile there must have been a Turkish car that tried to assassinate the Pope car.
>>215408909*Holoexhaust
>>215408654I just realized that since there's no humans in the cars universe ww2 would've looked like war thunder
>>215408654Was hitler a volkswagen or a merc
>>215408499
>>215409581Officially a merco but I doubt they would appreciate this advertising.
>>215408909One of the later movies shows a scene of an ocean battle of what seems to be WW2Conviniently the faces of plane carriers and other warships arent shown
>>215409983>tfw your product is literally hitler
I wanna plap all the female cars
>>215410044Are there machines of war with faces and personalities in the cars universe? I've haven't seen it, so I'm wondering if maybe all the fighting vehicles are merely piloted by cars
>>215410065Wasn't there a Jeep?
>>215410061Your post made that incredibly detailed and well thought out drawing of a pregnant car and car vagina flash on my mindThanks for that
>>215410532>car vaginaFleshlight in the exhaust
>>215408499why car pope needs protection glass?he needs protection from carguns???
How are Cars born?
>>215410675Bitr Assassins. He needs protection from bird poop.>>215408499Do they worship a car lift?>>215408650Makes sense.
>>215410696They are like social insects, they all come from a factory/queen.
Is there a gay car?
How do muslim cars blow themselves up? How do you behead a car?
>>215410812the one you drive irl
>>215408499what was his tax policy?
>>215410826Like any car bomb?They dont behead them. They tear out the front window.
>>215410130Yes. Sarge. First movie.
I used to jerk off to that cyan MILF car so much when i was a teen
>>215410596Cussy
>>215408650>If you take the view that cars in the cars universe were created by humansWhy would you take that view?The existence of car bugs implies that the cars evolved organically.
>>215409906kek
>>215408909*Holocarst
>>215411016World War Cars movie when
>>215411092There is car cattle too.
>>215411564So I guess that means there is car sex, car wombs, penises, ovaries, etc
>>215411626I'm afraid so. Pretty sure there were child cars in some plans.
>>215410044>>215410065Cars 2 had ships with faces, and I'm pretty sure some had guns on them.
>>215411858Let's not forget about planes. Many innocent lives were lost in the bombing of carsden
>>215410848kek
If there's a Cars pope, there's a Car's Vatican, and there's Car's pedosWhich means there's rape in the Car's universeKid cart rape
>>215411626https://youtu.be/wCYB0lzoofc?si=ZWZfX7KcvD4-GYRh
>>215408909yes, they really put jewish cars in no-gas chambers.
>cars junko furuta
>>215412324But were the planes in the cars 9/11 the terrorists themselves or regular planes forced into it?
I rape cars
What's Drive like in the cars universe?
>>215413729this poster is a dragondo not believe what he says
>>215409581He'd be a gräf & Stift or an Austro-Dalmier considering his origin
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