>Black sail, it’s Achilles.
>nah, it's Alexander the Greedy
why didn't they just nuke troy
>>215409753what a dumb question, Troy obviously had a dead man's switch and several nuclear subs out there
>>215408807the man wants to die
Amazing that such a small event was blown out of proportion by greekoids despite the people that attacked Willusa weren't even greek.
>*jumps off boat*>RAAAAAAR I AM AJAX>continues onThat's an odd thing to say.
>Black sails, those are Kamos' pirates.
>>215410557>le big brainThey obviously were Greek retard, unless you think they just made the whole thing up out of someone else's history
>>215410584>doesn't announce himself at the start of a battlengmi
>>215410637Archeologocal findings suggest all events around Hector in the Illiad were lifted from a Hittite story about a prince defending his nation. Hittites were big on writing everything down. We know that Willusa was Troy because they written down the even in their chronicles. It wasn't as grand as the fictional event.
How would you respond without sounding like a bitch?
>>215411380'yeah you love my boners, fag'
>>215410584>>215410652Imagine being such a fucking badass that you can announce who you are at the start of a battle, and everyone is so panicked at your infamy that you just tear through them with ease.
>>215411405Yeah you wished you boned as hard as fuck as I do
>>215411380Not if I see you first, cunt.
>>215411380oh yeah? well maybe if I lose I'll just run away and my big bro will stabb you in the gut, and the same night I'm still banging your wife, lardass
>>215411501And then, everyone claps.
>Troy is very obviously in the wrong at every turn>Paris stole a mans wife>Hector killed said man in a 1 on 1 duel he was not apart of>Priam would rather sacrifice 1000s of men and have his city put to the torch to protect 1 women he barely knows
>215411856Your shitpost doesn't apply here, bot. No revenue for you.
>>215410584>ROW, YOU LAZY WHORES. GREEKS ARE DYING. ROW!
>>215411928and Paris is one of the few people who make it out alive despite kickstarting all of this lol
>"And at night..*glark glark glark grark*
>>215408807nigga sale, it's tyrone
>>215411380its called a boner, but its not actually a bone, fag.
>>215412227What did he mean by this?
>>215411380My bones are their money. So are the worms.
>Hector! What if i pop?
>>215411928In the book everybody including the Trojans think Paris is a sissy faggotParis loses the duel against Menelaus and gets whisked away by Aphrodite to have sex with Helen while the battle ragesPretty sure Hector calls him a whiny bitch too
>"Like im sorry i guess. Dont worry about troy tho. Your brother will take the throne and i will be queen instead of your wife if we survive the battle. Good luck. teehee"
