>I can't believe I was in love with a woman
Nah, he thought he found a friend. Instead she starts making the moves on him. Women are gay as fuck
>>215410914Yeah that's fucking gay, bet you kiss girls faggot
damn… poor bro
>>215410914Li Shang is relentlessly handsome.
They raped boys back then, in china, in Rome and in turkey
>>215411670The Ottoman court had two types of eunuchs.The ones for the Sultans residence were largely taken from the caucuses and Albania and only had their testicles removed.The ones for the Imperial Harem were taken from east Africa and had the whole set removed.Janissaries were never eunuchs, that's just a popular misunderstanding.Eunuchs have way too many health problems to serve as regular troops, they also looked weird so it's doubtful anybody was fucking them.
>>215411670They still do in Rome
>>215411670it was the style at the time
>>215411759>Janissaries were never eunuchs, that's just a popular misunderstanding.Wait did people really confuse conscripted soldiers with cross-dressing sex slaves?
>>215411670Pic not related? Those are eunachs. They were largely used as servants. They were seen as more trustworthy because of a lack of sexual desire and also that they could be trusted to be servants of women without getting into relations.Pederasty and sex slavery absolutely existed in China as it existed in many of the civilisations of Earth, but I doubt eunachs in any of these societies were serving as sex slaves to any meaningful degree.
>>215412189i'm an expert total war: medieval 2 player and after scouring the game files found no genitals on the Jannisarry models for the Turkish faction
>>215411670I wish we still castrated government officials tbqhwyfam.
>>215412273this is what we need, this is the kind of research and passion that's hard to find these days, but I bet the stuffy old historians won't even acknowledge something like that. maybe try to go on Joe Rogan
>>215412273Thank you for your service. I’m glad some people are keeping academia alive.
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>>215412444jej
>>215410914Disney has been pushing LGBT since the 90s?
>>215412444Not the same thing.
>>215412444kek remember the edit war on his Wiki about what to call his coming of age ceremony?
>>215412486
>>215410914>Ping...where do you get off having tits?!
>>215412444Why troon out later in life?
>>215412492He was also in my states government during COVID.
>>215412633Steve Sailer writes about this.
>>215410914He wanted a bro, not a hoe
>>215412633Because only now is there a large social media propaganda campaign convincing everyone that it's "normal", "accepted" and something we should all do. Earlier in life he'd have been ostracized, hospitalized and fed medication for his severe mental illness. And rightfully so.
>>215412898And guess (((who))) is behind it
>>215412919Chinese and Iranians because it destabilizes the west. Same as encouraging civil war and radicalizing the political parties. China loves cyber warfare like this, especially when they can claim innocence.
>>215410914Kek I always thought he was gay/bi even as a kidNow I can't shake tomboyish girls I just can't especially if their strongfat
>>215412640And he murdered a ton of old people by flooding their nursing homes with sick people. He fortunately took his own family members out of nursing homes before doing this :)
>june: Mulan>october: Antz>november: A Bug's Life>december: The Prince of EgyptI miss that era when we got both 2D movies and CGI movies
>>215412462based jejer.
>>215410952This.>feel immense pride knowing that you turned a useless little twink into a man of war>turns out it was just some bitch with daddy issuesDisgusting
>>215410914>I can't believe the twink I was in love with doesn't have a penis
>>215410914Poor guy, being catfished like that. Can't trust anyone to rub swords with anymore.
>>215410914He was best buds with Ping and owed him his life. He was upset he was fooled into thinking Ping was a trusted friend
>>215412898/thread
>>215412633Because they always felt like a woman and want to be treated like one now that it’s socially acceptable.
>>215413073I didn't even know gays existed as a kid.
>>215412444>the west is heading into WW3 with literal eunuchs leading the military I for one welcome our inevitable Chinese overlords.
>>215411670They didn't rape eunuchs.
>>215413247You were probably a “special” kid then. Everyone knew about gays back when I was in school.
>>215413073Well, kids are retarded after all because it's as clear as day there was no homoerotic undertones.
>>215413286No one in my school knew about gays until one kid that had just discovered they were a thing circa grade 4 told everyone.Granted, I went to a Catholic private school.
>>215412248no, they were considered more trustworthy because without a dick and balls you cant have children, therefore they were less likely to steal from the court/plot against the court in order to put their own family member into positions of power.and they were considered more convient than a regular servant because if they DID successfully steal wealth and power, it didn't matter because again, no family. You just had to execute them and confiscate all their material wealth because there was nobody to demand rightful claim over it/pretend it was ackshually theirs and it wasnt stolen pls investigate uwuit's the same reason the left tried to bring back eunuchs by supporting the transgender movement. a tranny has no future, and it doesnt matter how much power they gain because its instantly disolved back into society once they die. Trannies are ideal managers because they cant backstab you in any meaningful way. When they fuck up you just cut off their heads and replace them with a new tranny, bribing them with whatever wealth you collect from the previous tranny. its literally the bronze age version of being a janny: you're essentially working for free because whatever money you think you make just goes back to the state once you are dead, and your replacement is paid with that same money. the harder you work, the more you make for your master/replacement. you dont ever get to keep it/enjoy it because you have no descendents.
>>215413342You’re actually making a fairly good argument for trannies in government here. So many politicians and bureaucrats fuck people over just to establish their own familial wealth.
>>215410914Yeah you love the cock, bro.
>>215412444top zozzle
>>215412444>raughs
>>215413389Trump kicked all the troons out. China still makes warships with doors that open inward. I remain confident in our odds.
>>215413238Uh huh.
>>215412189I think it's because jannisaries were also slaves taken from the balkans, and they were forced to be circumcised after being inducted so the two types of slaves probably got mixed in people's minds
>>215413342>it's the same reason the left tried to bring back eunuchs by supporting the transgender movementNo it isn't. You should have figured out who that scam was for as soon as you heard the phrase 'puberty blockers'
>todays generation no longer understand brotherhoodthe jews won
>>215413114Yup, he's a huge piece of shit and belongs in the ground.
>>215411759>albaniaNo they enslaved slavshits instead and clipped their Slav balls and sissified them.
>>215410914Actually relatable. I mean, I like both, but if a cute twink I like turns out to be a girl, that's a big letdown.
>>215414803Maybe lay off the porn dude, you have an unhealthy view of relationships
>>215410914Reminder they replaced this Straight Faggot Gigachad in the live action with some worthless loser fuckboy that, ironically, didn't even fuck. Typical dickless asexual asian man. Simu Liu-tier. Even specifically cut out a filmed kiss scene. Why did they do it?
>>215415036Live action watchers is this real?
>>215415177Yes but it wasn't for racism, at least intentionally, but because feminists believe romance make women weak and subservant
>>215415301Wtf Mulan is originally a romance though. So so they even fall in love in the live action?
>>215415301>>215415342She unironically has a romance with an evil dyke witch instead.
>>215410914
>>215415342The story or the cartoons? There's very little romance in the cartoon. Not even a kiss.
>>215413126Phil Hartman was already gone by the time these movies were releasedso sad...
>>215415036They also removed the songs because apparently Chinese audiences don’t like western musicals. Fortunately it bombed hard in China lol.
>>215415177Yeah, Shang was replaced with Chen. Instead of her commanding officer he's a nobody soldier. He doesn't accomplish anything, doesn't have any chemistry or romance with her. Mostly there to deflect suspicion that Mulan's a lesbian, except their lack of commitment to a romance meant she looks like a lesbian anyway. Doesn't help that she shares the most scenes with a female villain, who she respects more than the emperor and her own father.
>>215415730The cartoon, maybe I'm misremembering but even if there wasn't a kiss there is a fairly overt romance between mulan and Shang
>>215413267I knew a Marine lieutenant back at my old wargaming store who told me something thay really opened my eyes when I asked him how he felt about queers in the military. "People say such and such wouldn't make good soldiers. That's the thing. Anyone can make a good soldier. Even the fanciest fag you ever met or the softest dope has it in them. Everyone has it in them. Its in our nature. The lisping queer, the tranny, the doughy office worker, they all want to kill the enemy. They love to kill the enemy. Give them a rifle and show them how to use it and give them a reason to and they'll kill fifty motherfuckers without a second thought, because violence is in our DNA and we know how to draw it out of 'civilized' people during training. We're better at it than any nation on earth, and our track record proves this. The Japs in WWII, the camel jockies, even the Indians. They were mean, crazy motherfuckers who lived a warrior life, but we were better at killing them than they were at killing us despite our civilized softness. Because we know how to, we have turned this into a science, and we're the best at it"
>>215417718Military grunts are retards.
Why are they fighting Huns who were in Europea?
>>215412640Hes the one that moved his mother from a nursing home while sending the covid cases in, right?
>>215417845Because the Hunnic empire invaded China constantly throughout the Han dynasty.
>>215417813Yeah that’s why it’s easy to turn people into them. You just teach them how to shoot and walk for miles and they are good to go.
>>215410914What was he supposed to do? She ruined the good vibes
>>215417876Yes.
>>215410914How come the big bads aren't Mongols?
>>215418840Because the Mongols won. They conquered China, anon.
>>215417718and thats why they lost to rice farmers and towelheads
>>215413342>no, they were considered more trustworthy because without a dick and balls you cant have children, therefore they were less likely to steal from the court/plot against the court in order to put their own family member into positions of power.>and they were considered more convient than a regular servant because if they DID successfully steal wealth and power, it didn't matter because again, no family. You just had to execute them and confiscate all their material wealth because there was nobody to demand rightful claim over it/pretend it was ackshually theirs and it wasnt stolen pls investigate uwuthis is partially correct but not fully and an oversimplification. the main point behind eunuchs was that they were incapable of impregnating any of the emperors harem so in theory he was safe from being cuckolded/the imperial line being defiled. theoretically your other points would be correct but they werent. eunuchs often adopted kids as a matter of having heirs to maintain the family line/have descendants to pray for them and could easily become corrupt to benefit their family, their faction, or simply to be wealthy and enjoy it for themselves. on paper one understands why the chinese emperors loved eunuchs but in practice they always wound up being more harmful than beneficial in the long run to any dynasty that employed them
>>215418859Everyone conquered China.
>>215417718Opened your eyes to the fact grunts are retarded?WW2 was won by massively outproducing and "outmanpowering" tinier countries with fewer natural resources (especially japan)Brown people were conquered by massive technological advantage
>>215413267>1820s>Chinese empire ruled by eunuchs, gets facerolled by industrious rational nations of the west >2020s>west ruled by eunuchs, gets facerolled by industrious rational chinese empireare we ready for our century of humiliation?
>>215412189Janissaries weren't even conscripts, they were weirder than that. They were slave soldiers, taken overwhelmingly if not entirely from the Ottoman's European holdings, who served as the Sultan's own fighting elite. Not only were they the finest troops in the Ottoman Empire, but because their loyalty was to the Sultan, they enforced his will on the battlefield and prevented Pashas (Governors) from getting a wild hair. Essentially, it was the Ottoman's white boy super soldier program. The problem however is that as they realized how powerful they could be within the court, they started, despite technically being slaves, making political moves and turned into a full-on faction within the court. By the time the Ottomans were the true sick man of Europe, they were extremely decadent and not even that good of a fighting force anymore.
>>215418840I wondered this as well. If I had to guess, it's because mongols/mongolia still exist, whereas the huns don't exist anymore to get offended at being depicted as basically orcs.
>>215419563But anon... Genghis Khan is Mongolia's Jesus Christ. They love him.
>>215418859If they wanted to be historically accurate, they would've called the invading steppe people "Xiongnu". There were dozens of vaguely related steppe people to China's north and west for generations, every once in a while, the name for them changes.
>>215410914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIqHNqg4mjY
>>215419630Yes, anon. I'm aware of the Xiongnu. You're not telling me anything I didn't already know about.
>>215419662I fucking KNEW this was going to be fucking Flashgitz.
He thought he make a guy become a cool male and was father or big brother figure for him and then discover it's a woman with daddy issues and he wasted his time.
>>215419606I doubt they would have appreciated being depicted as they were in the movie. There's also the issue that most mongols live in China now (Inner Mongolia) and portraying them as barbaric, yellow-eyed, gray-skinned orcs that murder and rape children could cause some butthurt. I'm sure Disney just wanted to avoid the issue entirely so they used Huns as a stand-in so no one would get buttblasted. If they used mongols, they'd have to tone down the monstrous, inhuman image they gave them, because mongols still exist and they don't look like that.I'm not an expert on any of this though, I'm just guessing at their reasoning.
>>215419790I don't really think of Mongols as thin-skinned pussies that would either care, nor whine about this shit. What you just described is a uniquely western attitude.I don't even think many Mongols have even seen Disney's Mulan. I sincerely don't think they'd care that much.
>>215419285China is still ruled by eunuchs lmao.red trannys
>>215410914>NOOO MY CHINESE TWINK WAS A GIRL
