>turn off Band of Brothers and come to bed, honey
Just a minute baby, spiers is about to run through the German lines... and then run back!
>>215410948I found my ex annoying every day for the 4 years we were together but now that she's gone I miss her.Is that normal?
>>215410985Women are kind of annoying sometimes, but we're also annoying to them. Still, they're great.
Who the fuck are you and why are you in my house?
>>215410972Do normies really believe he actually did this?
>>215410948>are we going to fuck first then go to sleep? No? Then GO AWAY.What is it with women and wanting everyone to go to bed when they do?
I'm a NEET with absolutely nothing going for me but somehow I managed to land a 10/10 gf who won't leave me alone. She messages me all day, always wants to go on holidays, we fuck a lot when we're together, but I dread spending time with her or talking to her so much. There's just nothing to talk about. She's so boring. She has no passions, no hobbies, just works and watches TV at home. Every day is the same with her. And I can't talk about things I'm interested in because I know they don't interest her. When I was a teenager I used to pray for the day I'd have a gf that I could be intimate with, but now I just want to be alone. I'd be happy if I never had sex again. Do I get horny? Of course, but I'm not sexually attracted to her anymore. I have no desire to fuck her, even when I'm horny.
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>>215411116>She has no passions, no hobbies, just works and watches TV at home. Every day is the same with her.i am like this and behave like this
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>>215411116i was recently in a very similar situation. she sounds hot, but damaged. if you're that unhappy with her, break up. sounds like you've already made up your mind
>>215411022Normies believe another certain tall tale that's mentioned in the series as well *wink wink*
>>215410994>Still, they're great.hahaha
>>215411116I'm like you except we don't have sex anymore, it's been 2 years and a half since the last timeBut I don't bitch about it because other people also don't intellectually challenge me, so I don't need my gf to be magical and do everythingMaybe you are just a simpleton
>>215411116r slash THAT HAPPENED
Band if brithers is the mist iverrated shut ever
>>215411116You sound like a fucking idiot. You're going to regret losing her when you get older and don't have a family in your mid 30s, and all the women your age are now overweight, damaged, divorced, and/or have kids, and relationships have become transactional since they have already been through the infatuation-love-breakup cycle multiple times.How do I know? Guess.
>>215411379>I'm like you except we don't have sex anymore,oh no no no
>>215411116>but somehow I managed to land a 10/10 gfShe is not 10/10, anon. You're both losers.
>>215411379>But I don't bitch about it because other people also don't intellectually challenge me, so I don't need my gf to be magical and do everythingThis bitch of a >manis controlled by his woman. Never become this guy, it is a miserable experience. Never feed a woman's ego btw, worst thing you can do.
Ummm actually it’s generation kill you dumb bitch, how many times do I have to tell you? Band of goys is a piece of shit that makes me fucking sick. GOD, why are you like this you stupid cunt?!?! You have just ruined my fucking day AGAIN! Fucking bitch.
>>215411116Women are stupid, you have to put in the effort to make them interesting
Hold on babe I just gotta wipe the tears from my eyes. Did you know this all really happened?
Why are moids obsessed with war?
>>215410948>turn off Band of Brothers>go to bed>stand on top of it>watch entire Avatar 2 on my phone>keep standing entire night, so that sun can watch you rise
>>215411552It did, unlike palestinian 'genocide'.
>>215411579Moid here, I like war because that is where we can send all the low IQ, low value men to kill off.
>>215410994Simp
>>215411675Shitskin faggot
>>215411116How fat is she?
>>215411116>I'm a NEET with absolutely nothing going for me>She's so boring. She has no passions, no hobbies, just works and watches TV at homeWhat are you doing that's so interesting?
>>215410985Yes, but it sounds like you lost a good one. I don't miss my ex at all because she was a cruel bitch who was never satisfied, kinda had the opposite problem most guys have.
>>215411116Never forget this about women: boring is a very good thing.Don't learn this the hard way :)
>>215411742Anon speaks the truth.
>>215410985has taken me years to find someone that will put up with my own bullshit again. feels like I really fucked up cos I was young and retarded but she was actually very tolerant. such is life. we live and learn. some more than others...
>>215411116You're gonna miss her when shes gone.
>>215411742I'd rephrase boring as predictable from my wisdom. Bitches don't like guys that are always fucking up/being volatile. They want to know what your behaviour is gonna be like. At least that's my take.
>>215411472>is controlled by his womanhow
>>215411891there are lots and lots and lots of guys out there who only care about getting their nut at the end of the day and if that means sucking up to their cunt of a partner then so be it.
>>215411116>I managed to land a 10/10 gf>She's so boring>I'm not sexually attracted to herExplain yourself.
>>215411116What that other anon saidBoring is manageable, there are MANY worse things than being boring Boring is something that you guys can work through communicating, I was in a similar boat bro just voice your needs
>>215411912How does that apply to me, which stated that I haven't had sex in 2 and a half years
>>215411947I didn't read the chain, apologies. I'm a simple man. However, if you're in a relationship where you're not having sex, it's time to bounce.
>>215411116chuds want to believe you are baiting but this is a true story, it is self evident for those who have eyes
>>215411180Yeah, Blithe didn't die in 1948, he went on to serve in the Korean War and was still in service in 1967 when he did die.
>>215412016the only reason I remember Blithe is because the girl I was going out with at the time started crying when he got shot through the neck. I don't recall her being too bothered about the rest of it, even shooting the mongs.
>>215410948God I love the scene where Harry French is just sitting chewing gum surveying the field and then he notices the tank, and then runs up with some private to personally destroy itIt's a great depiction of battlefield awareness and proper leadership in times of danger or trouble (i.e. "I'll do it myself so I know its done right)
>>215411116It means you are supposed to continue to the next phase, which is marriage and making babies. If your parents aren't the stereotypical boomer type they will take care of them while you figure things out with your life. This is your best chance anon, don't blow it.
>>215410985Pretty sure that's a universal experience that every (non-virgin) man has had
>>215411116>There's just nothing to talk about. She's so boring. She has no passions, no hobbies, just works and watches TV at home. Every day is the same with her. And I can't talk about things I'm interested in because I know they don't interest her.This is just every woman, so I would suggest you to decide if you're planning to eventually have a family or not. If you want a family, just stick to her, if not then do whatever you want - but in case you are imagining that out there somewhere is a girl with whom you can establish deep connection, she doesn't exist. All women are like the one you currently have. So when choosing a future wife, the only aspect of her you need to care about is if she's a good and kind person. She can be dumb or ugly (because even with 10/10 eventually sex will become a chore), but if she's kind she will be a good wife.
>>215410948>Honey you know I have to finish my annual rewatch in one sitting, you can call Tyrone to keep you company in the bed if you are lonely
>>215411116are you dating Grok?it sounds like you're dating Grok
>>215411116>I'm a NEET with absolutely nothing going for me>There's just nothing to talk about. She's so boring. She has no passions, no hobbies, just works and watches TV at homeHmm
>>215411675You're supposed to like women, faggot. At their best they are angels, but clearly they belong in the home and shouldn't have the right to vote.
>>215411979>it's time to bounce.Bounce whereI may as well stay and get 1% human contactIt's literally the reason why I'm not a serial killer by nowI could switch to a relationship with sex that would make it what%15-20 human contact?If it's not going to be %100, every other amount save from 0 is the same
>>215411116That's like 80% of all women, anon.
>>215410948Only Latinas style their hair in a giant fan bun/bulb like that. What are you trying to tell us, OP?
>>215411180what is it
>>215412407I'm latino, but I know for all the porn I've seen that white teen cheerleaders also do that
>>2154123442 and a half years without sex and you're still hiding behind the veil of someone about to snap? sounds like a perfect reason to bounce. anything different is something better.
>lord of the rings is stupidyou're stupid
>>215411116>I dread spending time with her or talking to her so much. There's just nothing to talk about. She's so boring. She has no passions, no hobbies, just works and watches TV at home. Every day is the same with her. And I can't talk about things I'm interested in because I know they don't interest her.Many such cases. I ended up dating a girl that used 4chan and it was nice at first, and even slightly different from normal girls, but she showed her true colors after a few months and I was stuck in the same situation as you. I ended up just jacking off instead of having sex with her for the last two years of the relationship and only kept her around because of the money she made and bills she paid. I ended up dumping her and kicking her out around Christmas.
>>215410948>its the camps episode>turns it offi wasn't going to watch it anyway
>>215411552>>215411640>election niggers both deny the holocaust and support Israel, both to own the libsyou are programmed by mossad posts on /pol
>>215412123To add onto this, while all women have some degree of craziness, there are others who have to far worse. Don't settle with a women suffering from a mental illness, drugs and therapy wont work and she will either leave you or make you miserable forever
>>215410948Does wifejak do anal?
>>215411027>wait for her to fall asleep>leave room>she gets mad when she wakes up alone
>>215411152Hey bb wanna fucc
>>215412975What the fuck? No.
>>215412123> (because even with 10/10 eventually sex will become a chore)I was shocked when I learned this for myself. Fucking the same woman for a long time is so boring to me regardless of how hot she is. Without the novelty of new pussy I don’t think talking to women is even worth it for me anymore. The last one lasted 2 months before I got bored with the same blowjobs, same positions, same everything. I think it’s because they don’t add any value besides sex these days since cleaning and cooking is verboten to them but all the negatives they bring are still there and somehow magnified. I guess I’d rather rent than own if sex is the only real value add on the table.
>12 hour work day>Get home, spend about an hour to an hour and a half eating dinner, doing misc. upkeep chores, prepping for tomorrow>Finally get maybe an hour or two max to myself before before I pass out depending on how tired I am>gf wants me to stop what I'm doing and fuck almost every nightI love her but it's pretty tiresome. Sometimes I just wanna play video games, y'know.
>>215410948with a bitch with tits like that i wouldnt watch too much tv, i'd fuck that bitch in the ass
>>215413055She ought to lend a hand with those chores if you're working that hard every day anon.
>>215413047Get your T checked
>>215410972>>215411022>Do normies really believe he actually did this?Crazier things have happened. Normies have no idea how chaotic warfare can be even amongst seasoned veterans.
>>215411552It's a shame that it didn't and it should have and also should happen now
>>215413055I hate how fucking tired work and life makes me now. I want to play some vidya, I want to watch some anime and I want to fuck my gf. These days I do maybe one of these and only for like an hour or two at most. Life fucking sucks. Also sucks when maybe you've got the energy and mood for sex, but your gf doesn't, or the other way around. Feels like you've wasted a 'sex day' and also feels so fucking pathetic to even think of it like that. I want to be young and happy again.
>>215411116You now understand why Al Bundy is unwilling to fuck Pegg.
>>215410948My new gf literally looks like this
>>215413186Does she do anal, lad?
>>215413086She does, but we both work full time so I don't mind pitching in where I can. One person cooks, the other does dishes, one sweeps, other takes out the trash, etc. etc.
>>215412975only when she's drunk
>>215413242once you get into a longterm relationship you'll realize that anon is right
>>215413253But not with you
>>215413121>it's another day where you spend 2 hours in a meeting with your colleagues talking about how exciting their weekend was doing axe throwing and escape rooms>you feel so unenergetic and dead afterwards that you can't even get a hard onI know that feel bro. It's why I take LSD every few months.
>>215413210No. She sucked me off and I ate her pusy on the first date though
>>215413275you bastard
>all these buttsex fagsyall homos need to straighten up
hahah wait wheres daughterjak
>>215413287> It's why I take LSD every few monthslol you’re living on borrowed time
>>215413296How many first dates has she been on, do you think?
>BLURGH..... GLURP
I don’t care anymore. Next year I’m going to buy a home in northern new england and just become a hermit. I’m a good looking man with a decent job but I just don’t care anymore.I don’t want my kids to be zog raped slaves, so if kids are off the table then nothing really matters
>>215413547it just werks
>>215413055Yeah you poor bastard
>>215413666Chill out, Satan. Having a gf won't solve your problems.
>>215410948My tomboy mom and wife's love BobIt's peak WW2 propaganda but it'skike kino
>>215411116Damn bro this is why I love funny fat girls they just try harder and actually fun I be around I used to be jacked and good looking in my 20s and I couldn't stand 10/10s because of situations such as yours their just boring 30s gimmi a 19-40yo stacked tomboy fucktruck with a personality any day
>>215413666>666>doesn't understand man's yearn to play vidya
>>215411116Pretending you like things to try fit into youtube comments isn't interests or hobbies you fucking loser.
Hello, I am Indian and I have a cute girlfriend. Thank you all.
>>215412381Lol even boring women can be trained if their add/ADHD hyper sex drive nymyhposI think where a lot of guys fall down and trying to appease women too much instead of just not giving a fuck
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>>215413287nta but i take it as well as mandy a couple times a year. it's a bright spot and something i look forward to. gives me energy and free flowing thoughts i'm too tired to have every other day of the year.
>>215413955did plenty of mandy in my youth, not sure I wanna tango with it again. but psychedelics are a real treat. it's the one time of year I actually unwind and I get a nice afterglow for a couple weeks too.
>>215413916Not catching your drift here anon
>>215413617For me it's sleeplessness cigarettes and coffee and also skitzo/ADHD
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>>215410948Give me a show to watch. Spread, rub, look at me like you aren't enough.
>>215414049>skitzo/ADHDmy doc has said I probably have ADHD so prescription speed could be on the menu for me soon but I'm not sure I really need it. I've spent my whole adult life without it so can make it the rest of the way without. Might give it a whirl for a few months for shits n giggles.
Ive had dozens of relations that either ended up with myself or them breaking it off and now that im older i get this dread thinking about what I potentially wasted and how many women may have a bad view of me Maybe I just need to get back out there and start dating again, as it has been a few years(5+) since ive had a relationship
>>215414099>how many women may have a bad view of memost of the ones I bump into only remember the good times and magically forget all the times I was a cunt. I don't think most are that bothered once they've moved on. if ya want to dunk your bread, you should go for it.
>>215411116you fucked up anon, a girl that has nothing going on with her is a good canvas for you to shape into becoming like you or an ideal woman that you feel proud of creating. Most women are an empty canvas, if you found someone interesting that means her past boyfriends were also interesting. She just copied all their likes and dislikes.
>>215410985I personally find everyone annoying, its why I stopped hanging out with my friends and ghosting them.
>>215411116I had always wanted a GF too and had it built it up so much in my head but the reality was a lot different. I didn't realize she would want to talk every time she had a free moment and that she wanted us to spend every waking second together. I was completely fine seeing her 2-3 times a week but that's just not enough for them. Then they want you to live together. Goddamn I need time to myself.
>I just want you to watch Love Island with me but all you want to do is spend time with our daughter>You already watched Coraline with her before>I'm starting to think you like her more than me
>>215414241I think the more time you spend single the worse that feeling gets as well lmao. My love life is like a desert but there are some oases in there and I had very much the same problem. Women don't seem to understand that you need time ALONE and take it as some slight against them if you don't play your hand right.
>>215410948>Just a minute honey, I'm pretty sure this is the episode where the Wehrmacht finally wipes out this bunch of American juden invaders.
>>215414295>t. pedo trying to steer the thread to talking about loving children instead of adult women
>>215412975Wifejak stopped putting out about 7 months after you put the ring on her finger.
>>215414455Projectors now on sale near (You)
>>215414054Lul
>>215414295>I'm starting to think you like her more than me>hahaha.... yeah.. ummm anyways..
>>215411116Post an actress that looks like your "10/10 gf"
>>215411116kys
>>215411116All women are like this.None of the women I know have genuine hobbies, there are things that they might claim as hobbies because they like the idea of having them as a hobby, but they rarely do them and they will eventually never do them given the choice.Men and women are completely different from a psychological perspective, women want to be entertained, they don't want to do the entertaining. If you try and think about them from a male perspective you will never get anywhere because we work in a completely different way. They don't want to make decisions, they want to be told what they're going to do. If you don't tell them what to do they'll do nothing. That's why so many women are overweight and obese.
>>215410948we've always gone to bed at different times and it's never been an issue. I'm always the last one asleep and first one awake.