>Tries to jestermax>Gets big but not a single woman shows any interest in him>Drinks himself to death>Last person who saw him both naked and alive was a prostitute that left him to die
playing on fatman setting is difficult what else is there to say
>>215430476I don't think his weight had anything to do with how funny he was.Well, I don't think he's funny at all, desu, but if he were actually funny, then his weight wouldn't have anything to do with it
>>215430476>jestermaxGod this site is retarded
>>215430476Rip john candy
>>215430743Jestermaxing is just short hand in this case for>Fat kid got bullied so he just threw it back at them making himself funny and he then tried to work it so he got chicks, but he failed as he only got star fuckers
>>215430743Youre free to leave any time bro. Make sure to continue using any other weird lingo that started here like kek or based though. You wouldnt know cutting edge if it bit you in the mouth
Just stop eating you fucking loser. How hard is that? Here i am trying to gain on the gym as a ecto, now that's hard.
>>215430779Youre the same as a fat guy, just a different side of the coin.
He didn’t die naked thoughbeit
>>215430818I can't choose to make huge gains without consuming loads of calories, a fat person can stop being fat if they stop eating. One requires active action, the other is passive. TL.DR: Stop eating so much.
>>215430779>Dude just quit your physical addiction. How hard is that?It's very hard, you dumbass. You try to quit playing with your weiner or browsing 4chan or whatever your vice is. You will probably fail.
>>215430476>played the jester>had terrible anxiety and problems with panic attacks>Used eating and drugs to cope>Loved to socialize but always was wary of the environment he was in>Bad health finally caught up to him>Died surrounded by his friends and family>Beloved professionally and personally to this day
>>215430476He's fat, but is named after something that makes you fat...Is this just irony, or is it nominal determination? Like how all people called Sebastian are butlers or how all people called Nigel are duplicitous pricks?
No one can help you like yourself
>>215430476holy shit he’s been dead for almost 30 years
>>215430882Being addicted to food is cringe, it hardly has the pull of a drug addiction. You're addicted to fucking sugars and carbs lmao. What are you? A kid? Literally just stop putting crap in your mouth.
>>215430743I think most people say that kinda stuff on 4chan as a joke
>>215430779Just eat more you fucking loser
The problem with being a funny fat person is that you never know if your success is due to your actual talent or if people are just laughing at you for being fat and it really kills you inside. If you want to lose weight you risk losing the reason why you're famous though I don't think anyone has ever hated an actor for losing weight.
>>215430988Food fills a hole when it's the only comfort you've had
>>215430476Chris Farley dated a lot of fine gash anon
>>215430954>Like how all people called Sebastian are butlersThat's not true. My name is Sebastian and I haven't worked as a butler since 2017.
>>215430882Yeah but at least I’m hot and sexy! If you’re addicyed to drugs you’re still a hot sexy guy, you can’t be hot sexy man if your fat! Stop eating fatty and be hot sexy guy like me!
>>215431028>>215431056Then why was he fucking a prostitute on his deathbed then?
>>215431064most women suck at sex, and don't suck your dick, he wanted to have a good time, and ended the night on a higher note that he could handle.
>>215430743yah it's jestermaxx with two x's
>>215430738Dude his whole shtick was laughing at a fat guy.
>>215430476Online it claims at his heaviest he was 280 lmao no way that’s right he was easily aroun 400 towards the end like in dirty work almost heroes and when he hosted SNL just months before he died
Let us always remember, and never forget, that Farley was a Chad.
>>215431116Then how'd he get fat?
>>215431136Probably when he gave up sports. He played Rugby at Marquette, too.
>>215431110In one of those Farley documentaries they mentioned his dad was between 600 to 700 lbs, got dang he didn’t have a chance to not be fat, fat was in his DNA! I mean he was from Wisconsin one of the fattest states ever lol they probably didn’t look much different than anyone else from there
>>215431116And Kevin James>>215431136Food is more satisfying than sex nigga
>>215431151How did someone that fat live to old age? His dad made it to 80 something
>>215431146>>215431153Society needs mandatory gym sports even post school.
>>215431136Football players who were already big guys (for you) often get fat when they stop playing because they still consume the same calories they did in their football playing days but aren’t doing all the exercise they used to
>>215431168Oh yeah, I wish there some retard gym sports class for adults. I ain't doing so well
>>215430476Just shows how ruthless hollyjews are yet they have the fucking audacity to lecture us after the weinstein shitshow. There's no word can describe how fucking pathetic that was I'm so glad they're dying and getting slaughtered by tech giants at the same time.
>>215430738He was depressed because he was scared that losing weight would make people stop finding him funny.
>>215431116>>215431153Super common for serious athletes to get fat when they stop training. They're adapted to having to consume the insane amounts of calories they burn through.
>>215431153Indeed. He was a wrestler, a long with classmate Michael Foley (Mankind, in the WWF)>>215431168That would do much good.
>>215431151He has that one brother who looks just like him too, his other brother is oddly skinny and doesn’t look like the other family members, was he the one brother who didn’t get any food because the others would eat it all lol
>>215431206Yeah, Mick Foley used to be a hunk too
>>215431167He probably wasn't knocking back a half gallon of vodka a day awhile inhaling fistfuls of nose candy like Farley Jr.
>>215431214These two always had small parts in just about every spade or norm project
>>215431064He was partying, why not? She looks fun
>>215430476>>Drinks himself to deathHe was high on heroin and coke. The epitome of a Hollywood degenerate.
>>215431203This, plus alcoholism, is what blew him up like a balloon
>>215431064Also I’ve known chads with beautiful wives that still plapped hogs on the side.
>>215430476He died from a speedball like Jim Belushi not drinking himself to death you dumb fuck
>>215431228I'm guessing from personal experience he was and introvert, and the fun time good stuff brought him out of his shell. And when he's out of his shell everyone wants to be his friend and laughs at all the silly shit he did. Probably completely shut down and isolated when he wasn't doing the goofy silly string heehaw hurray substances
Friendly reminder that Farley could bench way more than you.
>>215431167How the fuck can americans eat so much they get to look like that grandpa and not feel like there's a problem with them? Do they have zero self-image or is that a suicidal ideation?
>>215430476I still like that story from the Norm/Swardson interview when everyone was in Aspen for a comedy festival, and while other people were lightheaded from the altitude, Farley was outside roaring in the street like an animal at 3am. Dude was a freight train.
>>215431301Lol when you have to buy your pants at the tent shop you know it’s time to diet
>>215431298>weigh a lot>can push more weight aroundno shitplenty of powerlifters are fat af
>>215431016True. >used to be: fun fat guy who you could enjoy a beer with>now: RAPE SURVIVOR who lives in the gym and can only talk about his glutes. Sad.
watch this with the sound offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyuyQjJFdgYand listen to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXJYEJN8w9c
>>215431445Looks like he has gyno
>>215431445Good for him.I saw Ethan Suplee at a punk show once, seemed like a nice guy. He was roadieing for the band, swear to God.
>>215430743I massively prefer 4chan slang to groid speak
>>215431199Grimmest of double binds.
>>215430777jfc you're cringe. you probably tell yourself it's ironic too.
>>215430743thanks i've been retardmaxxing
>>215430476Literally me. Except I am not funny or obese.
