Why are Zoomer girls obsessed with a 25 year old film series about Catholicism with an all white, nearly all male cast?
They want to fuck the men in it
>>215432134Which one in particular?
>>215432129Im getting fed up with your retarded shit. Your shtick is played out
>>215432134Sam. (And sometimes Viggo, but that's more for the gen X gals.)
>about Catholicismlol
>>215432153Ask them
>>215432129Zoomer girls desperately want girthy millennial cock. Unvaxxed and uncircumcised obviously. The best.All you little zoomer fags bow before the millennial cock. Your girls are made for us.
They've been raised on nothing, but capeshit, and LoTR is proto capeshit.
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>>215432163uh-oh, melty timeplease consume your doctor prescribed medication
>>215432166>In 1953, while The Lord of the Rings was being prepared for publication, Tolkien wrote:>The Lord of the Rings is of course a fundamentally religious and Catholic work; unconsciously so at first, but consciously in the revision.
>>215432181LotR is about rendering glory unto God see>>215432208
>>215432153yes
>>215432129Women want only one thing and that's either to marry a king, an elf or a Gardner.
>I'm deeply concerned that people enjoy thingok
>>215432163wut?
>>215432208There's nothing in the movie that is specifically Catholic
>>215432443Gandalf literally dies for Pippin's sins and is reborn
lotr is not big with gen z lolit's millenial women in their 30s
What is the Protestant LOTR?
>>215432443It a fusion of christian and pagan moral teachings. Nothing more catholic than that.
>>215432464game of thrones
>>215432129Hobbits are not white. No man under 5'8" qualifies as white.
>>215432488That tracks because the Mormon LOTR is Mistborn
>>215432453He doesn't die for Pippin's sins, he sacrifices himself for his friends. Are all sacrifices Catholic now?Even if what you said is true then it still wouldn't be Catholic, it'd be broadly Christian.
>>215432129There's layers to this bait.
>>215432524they wear magic underwear?
>>215432541Catholics are the only christians. and yes he sacrifices himself to save his friends from Pippin's sins and is resurrected and granted eternal life
>still having a melty after all these centuriesMartin Luther won.
>>215432173You mean gen x cock considering what actors played in this movie.
>>215432129>Why are Zoomer girls obsessed with a 25 year old film series about Catholicism with an all white, nearly all male cast?How do you know that
because the men are just straight up good or trying to remain good.
>>215432464Fire & Ice
>>215432715catholics are are a roman paganist syncretic religion. only the EO and OO can make that claim
>>215432129>Why are Zoomer girls obsessed with a 25 year old filmWomen have been obsessed with this since it came out. My gf is 33 and literally has a weird sex thing where she likes being fucked while larping as Legolas. Don't try to understand women.
>>215432129LotR is a woman franchise?
