How did he becomes such a titan of the industry? A true giant in his field with a whole generation of aspiring actors looking up to him? It would certainly take big feet to fill his shoes if he ever decides to retire.
>>215432299Imagine he stops you on the street to ask for directions and you just shoved him into oncoming traffic lol
>>215432306but that's just murder
>>215432313Yeah but no one would care
>>215432324just seems like a waste of a good midget. you could carry him around on your back like master blaster
>>215432306Just throw him into dungeon of despair.
>>215432313>midge>human
>>215432299Did anything ever come of him trying to sue 4chan? Despicable man. And not just because of his condition, genuinely a terrible person.
>>215432306fpbp
Aren't yall scared of burning in hell for the rest of eternity for your posts in this life?
>>215432599God doesn't browse 4chan
>>215432299I'm worried his fall from grace will come shortly
>>215432306just grab him under your arm and carry him there
I wonder what portion sizes he has when he eats
>>215432725You just know when he goes to a restaurant he makes a big fuss about how there is no 'little person' table with little person menus. He causes a scene, asking them 'do you even know who I am??' reminding them that if it wasn't for him they couldn't have blown up the shield generator defending the death star. They apologize profusely and as he walks out he says 'so goodbye to the bad guy!'
He asks for a steak but it has to be a literal miniature steak with specially cut miniature sides on a miniature plate with miniature cutlery
>>215432725He gets the child menu
what I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.
Reminder that he went to the papers complaining about his council because he said street wardens were targeting his car lmao
>>215432998>I'M IMPORTANT THE RULES SHOULDN'T APPLY TO METhe sheer hubris...
>>215432599Dear god, you mean if I shitpost too hard I'll get sent to India?
This the Warwick thread?
>>215433084I hope so
>>215432998That's not what the issue was. The real reason reads like a 4chan joke.
>>215433144Little bastard shouldn't be driving a car. Literally a fucking road hazard, stick to the sidewalk on your little midge mobile.
>>215432599>Aren't yall scared of burning in hell for the rest of eternity for your posts in this life?
>>215432299so how big is his pecker? Does a micropenis satisfied a femidgoid? asking for a friend.
Kill Warwick Davis. Behead Warwick Davis. Roundhouse kick a Warwick Davis into the concrete. Slam dunk a Warwick Davis baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy midge. Defecate in a Warwick Davis food. Launch Warwick Davis into the sun. Stir fry Warwick Davis in a wok. Toss Warwick Davis into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Warwick Davis gas tank. Judo throw Warwick Davis into a wood chipper. Twist Warwick Davis heads off. Report Warwick Davis to the IRS. Karate chop Warwick Davis in half. Curb stomp pregnant midge Warwick Davis. Trap Warwick Davis in quicksand. Crush Warwick Davis in the trash compactor. Liquefy Warwick Davis in a vat of acid. Eat Warwick Davis. Dissect Warwick Davis. Exterminate Warwick Davis in the gas chamber. Stomp Warwick Davis skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Warwick Davis in the oven. Lobotomize Warwick Davis. Mandatory abortions for Warwick Davis. Grind Warwick Davis fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Warwick Davis in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Warwick Davis with a ray gun. Kick old Warwick Davis down the stairs. Feed Warwick Davis to alligators. Slice Warwick Davis with a katana.
Personally, I would swallow Warwick Davis. Nothing would be more humiliating for him than to live out his final days imprisoned in the anatomical labyrinth of a normal sized human. Every inch of my intestines would be a mile of torment for Warwick, every little step of his a reminder of his puny insignificance. In order to sufficiently break his will, I’d ensure that his death came slow. I would encase him in the wax of a melted birthday candle to protect his skin and pose him like a gingerbread man just for fun. Inside his wax cocoon I’d leave him a light source, an LED bulb attached to a watch battery.He spends the first few hours of his fatal journey tumbling helplessly like a pebble in a tidal wave of bile. Eventually the wax cracks at his joints, letting the foul goblin freely traverse my intestinal dungeon. Warwick quickly grows tired after walking several feet without his trusty child-sized Segway and starts to crawl like the ant he is. His infantile stride is assisted by the corrosive flow of my digestive system but gradually, Warwick’s candy-colored armor degrades. The exposed tissue of the vile homunculus starts melting, limiting his movement even further (as if that’s even possible).Engulfed in agony, his LED bulb depleted, the midge finally collapses. The world around him is now a pitch black void, a meaningless pocket of space inside my body but for Warwick, his tomb. Suddenly, a glimmer of light emerges. Warwick fixes his beady, partially corroded eyes on it. The light grows brighter until suddenly he begins moving toward it, as if carried by angels to the gates of heaven. But alas, there is no heaven for the odious midge. I reach with toilet paper in hand, wipe and feel an odd sensation like popping a zit. Upon the paper I find the smeared visage of Warwick Davis’ upper half, his face a squished skin mask streaked in browns and reds. I relish in this moment realizing that he has become what he and the world always knew he was. Shit.
>>215433319Kek
>>215432313They'd never see it coming
