>uuggghh. oh that mcgriddle's not sitting in my stomach. hold on let me finish this popov's i opened this morning
did this guy die?i forget
>>215443826yes
https://youtu.be/zKQGAv8gtBA?t=4144>that scene where the doctor tells him he had the liver of an alcoholic
>>215443897>>that scene where the doctor tells him he had the liver of an alcoholicIf it was me I'd have turned and winked at the camera.
>>215443897show me the empty bottles, receipts and proof of it being his purchase AND theB.A.C. recordings every hour of the time he was filming and i'll believe he was drinking
>>215443938dumb crocposter
>goes from vegan diet (and alcohol) to trying to wolf down a double quarter pounder with cheese>omg he threw up the food must be gross!
>>215443938he said himself he was never sober after the age of 13. therefore he was drunk when he made this, as he made it, and every time after until his death
>>215443897Umm...
>>215443966so you have no proof
>>215444081Witness testimony is considered evidence. A full and complete confession from a suspect is considered evidence enough, even if there's nothing else.
i like the part where nothing will change the fact mcdonalds immediately changed all their recipes, portion sizes, and added calorie counts to the menus the moment this dropped.
Fast food isn't even that bad for you. It's the stuff like soda and ice cream that's unhealthy.
He knew his advanced alcoholism was causing his health problems, not the McDonald's yet he still chose to sell the lie in order to become rich and famous. Not cool. Then he got metooed, canceled, and died young from an unspecified cancer which was probably related to his alcoholism. >Over the course of filming, Spurlock gained 25 pounds (11 kg), became quite puffy, and suffered liver dysfunction and depression by the end. His supervising physicians noted the effects caused by his high-calorie diet—once even comparing it to a case of severe binge alcoholism. Following Spurlock's December 2017 assertion that he had not been "sober for more than a week" in three decades, the claims of his liver dysfunction being caused by eating McDonald's food solely for 30 days have been called into question.[12][18] Spurlock also did not publicly release a diet log documenting his diet while filming the documentary.[10]
>eat McDonald’s for a few days>”AHHHH IM FUCKING DYING MY LIVER IS SHUTTING DOWN IM HAVING ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF A RAGING ALCOHOLIC GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWL!”Looking back we really should have realized something was a miss.
>>215444135>nobody stopped eating at mcdonalds because of big scary numbers>mcdonalds benefits by being able to sell less portions for the same priceanything for americans to avoid the fact that they're fat, lazy, and sedentary 90% of the day
>>215444199Shit like this couldn't fly today. Some one could easily do that experiment themselves and post it to the internet within a month of it's release.
I thought he was bitch made when he threw up after eating a quarter pounder meal.Makes more sense now knowing he had just finished a fifth of vodka off screen
>>215443897>hi I'm barely functional alcoholic morgan spurlock here to lie to the entire world for personal gain>and here's my attractive bubbly girlfriendhow
>>215444405>attractive
>>215443882All that Mcdonalds killed him?
>>215444423I think she's cute. You've never seen a woman without makeup
>>215444499certainly looks like a vegan
>>215444405It was simpler time. We weren't all so cynical. We took more things at face value. There wasn't an online army of politically motivated boonkers and deboonkers who turned every single thing into a war. We got along a lot better then and there was a real social cohesion.
>>215444246tried for myself a year ago just because i was bored. besides being bloated and gassy i was fine.
>>215443994>believing the alcoholic's lies
they actually showed this propaganda to millenials in health class
>>215444199Oh please bullshit docs get made all the time. I got put onto one recently about veganism and it's chock full of easily checkable lies, it's embarrassing but retards really take these things at face value.
>>215444499the glasses are not helping eitherthat style was everywhere in the 00s and it never looked good on anyone
>>215445681sybauI wish we could just go back, I miss normal women
>>215443826>>215443754>alcoholic lying normie dies of liver failure at 53 (totally from fast food, guys)>king of big macs who literally only eats big macs as healthy as ever with a full head of hair at 58 years old
>>215444190>he had not been "sober for more than a week"The majority of people drink at least once a week surely
>>215444499She reminds me of that cunt and her "life and goal worksheet" with her husband she later cucks for bull dyke.
>>215445717i warned you about oval framesi warned you bro
>>215444200Except that’s a clear indication gross sales dropped and yield was increased to offset those losses and they stopped using as much literal poison in their “food.”But keep exposing yourself as a diseased fatass eternally enraged that his slop costs more now.
>>215445037It’s almost like McDonald’s changed their recipes after this dropped
>>215444246I routinely watch a dude who does things like this on a monthly basis. Spurlock was a hack. The message of the doc was overall a net positive, however, it's ill-gotten gaisn as he lied and cheated his way there. It's like getting a chick to fuck you because you borrowed your dad's car.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhPJYbXxN8EVid related
>>215445839>literal poisonlike alcohol?
>>215445735>who literally only eats big macssupersize me used more of the menu and rarely included big macs
>>215445876yeah but Gorske's been doing it every single day, three meals a day for his entire adult life, not one month.
>>215445875Humanity has been consuming fermented foodstuffs for as long as it has existed.
>>215445839You're talking out of your ass using economic terms to try and sound smart but in reality, Spurlock wasn't even asked to be "super sized" that much and it's discontinuation was way too early after the film's release for any "gross sales drop" (lol) It was clearly a PR move that retards like you fell for, just like in the 90s when they switched from beef tallow to seed oils for "health concerns" (it was cheaper)
>>215445904It’s almost as if big macs have the least filler of anything on the McDonald’s menu whoaThe fact he avoids the fries tells you something if you’re sane.
>>215445932all the potion sizes changed. All of them are smaller.
>>215444499Rest in piss sexhaver
>>215443826>did this guy die?>i forgetI heard his gf was an ugly, psycho, libtard bitch.That's worse than death, dude
>>215443897>>215443927The proof was there all along;Libtards are lying hypocrites that never call out other libtards;They just bitch, morally shame, and use every dirty trick against normal people
>>215446042>i simply MUST bring up politics!
>>215446056yes that is what Spurlock said
>>215445735Chad.
>>215444499She looks like that cryptoscammer jewish goblin
>>215443994>he said himself he was never sober after the age of 13. therefore he was drunk when he made thisLibtards are never sober minded; that is why they hate normal people.It's because you can think normally about things
>>215443897LMAO look at his eyes, he looks completely wasted in every single scene, this is so obvious
>>215445735The secret to eternal life is fast food and being named Donald.
I like how it’s cheaper for McDonald’s to permanently smear a dead man who forced them to stop selling poison than it is to just not sell poison.
>>215443938nigger you can't even prove he was eating mcdonalds with those criteria.
>>215446247it's true they give me a code for a small fry every time I post about his mustache looking gay
>>215444107You burned that chat bot with logic
>>215445964Yes, they have shrunken over time due to shrinkflation just like every other product. You fucking retard
>>215445743>The majority of people drink at least once a week surelyThat's only you and the degenerate losers you know.
Would it have worked it he made the doc about the dangers of drinking twelve plus drinks everyday while eating nothing but McDonald's three times a day? I know he was forcing himself to eat because alcoholics like him get so many calories from booze that it kills the hunger signal. That's why late stage alcoholics get skinny and wet brained. Wet brain is caused by a B vitamin deficiency from not eating and drinking heavily.
>>215445735he died of cancer, not liver failurebut it was still likely a premature death due to his alcoholism
>>215446393His vomit looked like bona fide chewed up McDonalds slop
>>215444158>Fast food isn't even that bad for you.its extremely calorie dense, high in saturated fat, high in sodium, high in sugar, has no fiber, large portions yet not satiating, and not even cheap anymoreso yeah its bad for you
>>215444499She just lies there and does nothing like a starfish.But has the nerve to complain about his energy while also complaining about having to get on top and move.Also she has no boobs or ass and is a total bitch.0/10, would not let her get her claws in me
>>215446416>trying to poison the disinfo agents egad
>>215445631even if the central experiment was baloney the rest of the movie is good, I especially like the part where some nutritionist says we should bully fat people the way we tell smokers to quit smoking
>>215445908ok, and? It's still not good for you.
>>215446042Oof, rent free.
>>215443938Is that Ray Croc?
>>215446056>>215446097It's pattern recognition.Libtards are always cheats, liars and morally disingenuous hypocrites.They don't want to call out other cult members
>>215446552Is pattern recognition of scammers, free?
>>215446543>Physical health means everything Autistic thinking, most likely bug. Sometimes you need to crack open a Steely for your spirit. That makes it good for you, even if it's not good for your body.
>>215446578>>215446599you can only say this because you uniquely fixate on liberal cheats liars and hypocrites and ignore non-liberal cheats liars and hypocrites. Our president being #1 on that list for all three.
>>215446631just because you need mind altering drugs that are literally poison to make your life worth living doesn't change the fact that it is literally poison
>>215445735Your diet has fuck all to do with the onset of male pattern baldness
>>215446631>sometimes you need to crack open a steely>needand there it is, you are an addict
>>215446631Based and same
>>215446507>not even cheap anymoreYeah, what the fuck. I ate at a steakhouse cheaper than a fast food joint not long ago. McDonald's should serve lobster surf and turf so people can save some money.
>>215446556That's Kroc with a K. Like Crocodile but not spelled that way
>>215446531I agree. /fatpeoplehate or whatever it was called was great and only got nuked because too many fat redditors had their fat feelings hurt. I bet a /ihatesmokers sub would be popular and wouldn't get nuked. Smokers are one of the most disliked and publicly shamed minority groups and the public shaming over the past 30 years has actually led to a dramatic reduction in smoking which is a good thing. As a society we should treat fats like smokers. They should be forced into fat people ghettos wwth other fats when they go out in public like smokers are. There should be signs on public buildings that say "No fat people allowed to eat within 20 feet of the entrance" like the "no smoking within 20 feet" signs. Fat people food should be as heavily taxed as cigarettes. Especially tasty fat food should be banned like menthols and flavored cigs have been banned in many states.
>>215446641>Pattern recognition that libtards never say anything bad about other libtards, even when caught red handed>Libtards seethes are responds>Doesn't call out the alcoholic libtard spur-fag, faking his data and defrauded everyone that watched his movie or financed it. Even though it's the topic of the thread >Doesn't call out his libtard gf that divorce raped him>Wants to gaslight and call out someone unrelated, which is exactly the pattern I called out.Congrats your a brain dead moron that's completely predictable
>>215446531>>215446773Anti-smoking was a hook nose scheme because it was a Caucasian industry.
>>215446774>Congrats your a brain dead moron that's completely predictable>yourimagine being such a fucking mouth breather that when you try to call someone a moron you manage to fuck it up and make yourself look even more retarded then themnta you were responding to, just an observer that thinks you should kill yourself
>>215445946if his brand of autism made him compelled to eat the fries with the big mac he'd eat the frieshe's not doing it out of heath concerns
>>215446773smoking is good for you, you're a fucking retard
>>215443754I basically did that myself when I was working this godawful job and I remember getting the runs and stomach ache but I also drank three cans of energy drinks a day so.
>>215446056I bring up politics at every opportunity. I don't care how mad it makes you. You don't get to be a head in the sand faggot and ignore it. I will rub your brain dead face in it.
>>215445735hes actually much older than 58
>>215446823>Makes the same observed and predicted pattern of ad hominem attacks to gaslight his own lack of accountabilityYour not a person, your a dumb bot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3tz0oee4Fk>2009>spurlock admitted to being an alcoholic in 2017Trevor was a prophet
>>215446975this is why they made zach cregger kill him to earn his stripes and get into the clubcause trevor exposed their anti-fast food narrative
you guys do realize he admitted to drinking heavily during this time right? the whole film is bullshit lmao
>>215446900They also bring up politics and degeneracy all the time in everything they do.Ben Stiller just cried about doing comedy in the current environment.So he's admitting he can't make any jokes that don't involve degeneracy, or politics
>>215446900You’re validating your behavior by any opposition to it. No one is offended or mad when they call you a retard for trying to make the price of goyslop political.
>>215446900Because you have nothing else and can't hold a conversation about anything. It has to be some cheap argument about politics so you can feel like you have the upper hand by bringing an element into a conversation thats completely off topic. People usually can discuss things, and conversate without shoving things into something that no one's talking about. You have nothing but politics, and on some real shit, people want you to shut the fuck up.
God, I could go for a McGriddle right now
>>215447093I said this when I had to watch it in 8th grade. My teacher got pissed, and it was my health teacher of all people. She should have known that it wasn't McDonald's that was killing him. It was the 5th of vodka he woke up with every morning.Got iss for it. The public education system is ass.
>>215447205I've never had a McGriddle, I remember when they first announced and released it, I thought it sounded gross as hell, so did all my close familybut a sausage and egg mcmuffin?I could go for one or two of thosetwo sausage egg mcmuffins, a hash brown and a coke to wash it downthat's a good "let's get this day on the go started even though this greasy shit will probably give me heartburn by the end of the day" breakfasthell yeah...
For me, it's the McChicken.
>>215447093>>215443938
>>215447310Hell yeah, get a small fry and put them on it
>>215447310Oh shit is that Three-for-Free?
>>215446975What you didn't think everybody in Hollywood didn't know about it already. They probably all made fun of him behind his back like all the talentless whores who fucked Weinstein.
>>215447251Show up at a school board meeting and demand your permanent record so you can sue them for defamation.
>>215443897Is his doctor an idiot or is this him subtly saying "we both know you're an alcoholic and you need to stop"
>>215447372Im 35 now bruh
>>215444107>Witness testimony is considered evidence.Usually trash evidence because all that needs to happen is to call a rebuttal witness who can testify to how fucking terrible human memory is and how eye witness testimony isn't that compelling. I mean "eye witness testimony" says there is bigfoot and UFO's too. Doesn't mean I believe it.
Make it bacon, baby!
>>215444028What's the issue? Jared is just going shopping.
>>215447251I said this too except in high school biology. I had a lot of alcoholics and a lot of fast food eaters in my family and recognized the bullshit in the movie immediately. My teacher refused to even entertain the idea that he was a lying alcoholic and ended up giving me a D even though I did all my work and had an A average on her tests. She just didn't like me because I called her out on her libtard propaganda and showed up to her class high as fuck every morning and still effortlessly outperformed her pet minority students who ate McDonald's for breakfast in class.
>>215447381so?
>>215447142You're definitely mad.>>215447176I don't care what you want. I WILL continue to rub your face in it.
>>215447520And no one gives a fuck what you have to say since your trying to overpower the conversation about shit no ones talking about. How many times have you heard "shut up, faggot"?
>>215447378The latter. Doctors can spot an alcoholic instantly and they know all alcoholics are liars.
>>215447510She played Sibal too in class. Yeah, I dont think was really appropriate
>>215443897>>215447378>You're sick and you're making yourself sick and you can stop making yourself sick by stopping doing what you're doing.He says "doing what you're doing" MULTIPLE times. I think he was basically saying "stop fucking drinking we both know you're drinking and you need to stop. You're finding out now how badly your liver is destroyed from alcoholism because of this stupid experiment, now I'm telling you regardless of your meme mcdonalds diet you need to stop drinking."he never says it's the mcdonalds or "fatty" diet he says the opposite and refers to what he's "doing" ambiguously multiple times, with emphasis
>>215444246>Shit like this couldn't fly today. Some one could easily do that experiment themselves and post it to the internet within a month of it's release.Some dude ate nothing but McDonalds and lost a shit ton of weight. He would buy meals and only eat half at a time, lost bunches of fat, and came in clean with his bloodwork.https://www.youtube.com/@Bigmaccoaching/videos
>>215447603Calories in, calories out.
>>215446578sounds like the pot calling the kettle black
>>215445904>Gorske's been doing it every single day, three meals a dayHe's had a big mac every day, yes, but that's not the only thing he eats. He eats normal food too, not just McDonalds.
>>215447619>Calories in, calories out.Pretty much.
>>215445867if you watch youtube channels like that im really disappointed in you
The first documentary I watched and realised all documentaries were fake.
>>215443897KekWhat a fraud.
>>215447922You're telling me that This is Spinal Tap isn't true???
>>215445735How can he afford to live?
>I ate the Big Mac. I'm chewing a french fry right now.
>>215443897God we were all so dumb back then. >inb4 still areNo, I mean we were a lot more trusting of people. Had this been made in current year plus 10 I guarantee some autist would have caught the lies sooner.
>>215448372It is an interesting thought. I remember being a little faggot teenager watching The Daily Show and swallowing this movie like a refreshing vodka OJ at 8:30 in the morning.
>>215448400This guy sums it up nicely>>215444966
>>215446247>McDonald’s made him cancel himself at the height of metoo for seemingly no reason>McDonald’s made him admit to being an alcoholic his whole life (including filming his doc)>McDonald’s now pays shills to laugh about him on a random board of a shitty website mostly known for school shootings, racism, and porn.Or, the more likely story: he was a fuckin retard alky lmao exaggerating/lying to get famous/push his politics like 90% of journalists and doc filmmakers.
>>215448623the fact he was an alcoholic lying about his alcoholism and blaming his health on the food, who was pushing veganism, and who somehow convinced the entire retarded school system across the english speaking world to show his shit as fact in classthat's the heinous part, the veganism angle and the the spread of this lying horseshit
>>215448623idk man you made a pretty convincing argument in the first part, if a bigwig at mc d's is reading this please put more deals on your double cheeseburgers thanks
>>215448623>alkyVery ableist wording.People who suffer from the disease alcoholins are very and can with more than others most the time
BUT WHY DID MCDONALDS CHANGE LITERALLY EVERYTHING OVERNIGHT IF IT WAS ALL BULLSHIT??
>>215443754This motherfucker ruined fast food forever. Super sized discontinued, fucking around with the recipes causing price hikes, turning the warmness of Mcdonalds restaurants into a cold sterile environment, which led to the rest following their example. I hope it was a painful end.
>>215448462You can see it ITT with the cynical shitposters who know he was a lying alcoholic but are pretending he wasn't so they can shit on McDonald's. Shitposting used to whimiscal and funny. Now it's a weapon pretending to be a joke to bludgeon people you disagree with.
>>215448864>turning the warmness of Mcdonalds restaurants into a cold sterile environmentThat's one of the worst things the doc did. >no you can't have colorful, interesting buildings and decor because it might entice children to eat fast food and they'll end up with the liver of a late stage alcoholic in a month
It's insane that he neglected to mention that he's been an alchoholic since 13 years old and that he cold turkied for the entirety of this documentary. Because of him, McDonalds is expensive and shit now...
All "pop science" is fraud.
>>215450443Ok, narcissist.
>>215448786appearance is everything, my friend. it's literally gradeschool shit like the wolf in sheep clothing
>>215450254He also didn't mention the color of socks he was wearing every day he filmed or show the contents of the trunk of his car or a million other irrelevant things. There are a literally endless stream of things you could bring up that he didn't talk about because it was a documentary about a singular topic. It, by definition, leaves out everything else.
>>215445735Legit mirin those sideburns
>>215450560You're an idiot
>>215450560>holy shit this mcdonald's is making my liver fail>i will neglect to mention the thing in excess that's the number cause of liver failure
I have mixed feelings, because obviously it’s not that bad, but half the people I know absolutely fall apart at 30. I’m talking migraines, IBS, carpal tunnel, diabetes, memory conditions, ADD. The common theme is they eat garbage.
>>215450630No, you don't understand. Long term alcoholism wasn't relevant to the documentary. Eating McDonald's three times a day for a month was what destroyed his liver and caused all the health problems.
>>215450678JERFing is the bare minimum (just eat real food) to maintain good health.Fixing issues requires targeted treatments, but if you want to prevent issues you need to cut out the slop. Also, you can eat only healthy foods and become unhealthy by having the wrong macro ratios
>>215450254He didn't cold turkey. In fact he was drinking heavily the whole time.
>>215446042the movie is pushed to this day like gospel despite this. Just has a scene where the doctor clearly shows he's an alcoholic, dies from it very early, and it doesn't mean anything to the integrity of the movie to them
>>215443754McDonald's should dig up his corpse and sue him.
>>215451031Fuck you fascist. Nazi capitalist McDonald's "food" is an imperialist tool designed to make minority populations sick and weak.
>>215444199Literally every kid in my middle school fucking figured it out, we got forced to watch it, and would order McDonalds to the fucking assembly and piss off all our teachers.If you had the slightest amount of critical thinking ability fucking kids in Grade 8 were calling the movie out when the movie was in it's first year or two of release. It wasn't that hard.
>>215443754Eating garbage all day is still a bad thing no matter how many fatties seethe about it.
looks drunk as fuck
>>215445735i wish to eat the hangorbers
>>215443754>This fucker is why your McDonald's looks like a DMV and the fries taste like cardboardnever forget or forgive
>>215447378Doctor knows right away that he's an alcoholic
>>215451321>order McDonalds to the fucking assemblywut
>>215445735Doesnt that guy throw away the buns most of the time and only eats the ingredients separetely?Also im pretty sure he doesnt have a giant caloric surplus
>>215444499>It's so strange, he comes home after a day of filming his documentary, and he's all violent and slurring his words. Sometimes he passes out and I have to turn him over so he doesn't choke on his vomit. Then in the morning he's all shaky and sweaty and has to run out to go "get some more nuggets".
>>215451656>he's never ate 40 McNuggies then crawled out the window in his underwear to chase a neighborhood kotMissing out desu.
ANON DON'T LOOK I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE
>>215445681You're probably a onions who likes those clear frames
>>215447510>did all my work and had an A average on her tests>ended up giving me a Dsure she did, retard>showed up to her class high as fuck every morningthat explains it
>>215451644they made the entire middle school (Grade 7-9) watch it in the big ass gymso we ordered McDonalds as it was just down the hill, a fuck ton of it, and showed up late bringing it in with us
>>215451890You choice of words implied something like a doordash order delivered into the assembly, calling into question when this could have happened (how old you are) and the absurdity of a child making such an order. You just now used the natural, normal wording.
>>215447693No he only eats Big Macs, he talks about it in the interview
>>215448372i have this homer tattooed
>>215445946>least fillerWhat are you talking about? It has three buns and Big Mac sauce is terribly unhealthy
>>215451935what the fuck else would you call getting food at mcdonalds you retarded eslit's ordering mcdonaldskys
>>215447378>subtly saying "we both know you're an alcoholic and you need to stop"Yes. He didnt want to be an asshole in front of the cameras so he didn't say it outright
>>215451973Already forgotten what you said? Let me remind you.>order McDonalds to the fucking assemblyIf you're confused about this, you are the esl.
>>215444499shes cute yeah but shes like a 5. how low of confidence must you be that you think a fat alcoholic shouldn't be able to pull her
>>215448372Netflix releases several propaganda "documentaries" every year filled with bullshit and like 90% of normies gobble that shit up. Most people are as gullible as ever
>>215451935he's saying he and a bunch of retards went to the McDs restaurant down the the hill from his school, ordered a bunch of food, and went to the school's assembly showing of Super Size Me with their McDonald's food as juvenile prank. It isn't difficult to understand.
>>215452021How has being illiterate impacted your daily life?
>>215451973>>215451890He's talking about the fact that a bunch of school kids are "ordering" mcdonals. I've never been some "this is why we should beat kids" nigger, but i'd sooner lop my nuts off than let my son order food to his school.
>>215451973When this movie came out, ordering delivery McDonald's was unheard of, only like pizza and Chinese places did delivery
>found out my ejection fraction dropped from 50% to <15% in 6 monthsHeart failure is miserable, bros. I probably became 3-4x physically weaker after having a stroke while.alrewdy in the hospital.
>>215451973>>215452021>>215452037I sincerely hope these are bot posts.
>>215452097Explain it then, for the tired old fucks.
>>215452151Dont fucking tell me what to do.
>>215452151First Anon said>order McDonalds to the fucking assemblythen got a>wutand elaborated with>ordered McDonalds as it was just down the hill, a fuck ton of it, and showed up late bringing it in with usSo he did not order to the assembly. He ordered and then brought to the assembly. It's fucking all right there and coming up with any other interpretation of this is bafflingly retarded.
I was going to say that McGriddles didn't exist yet when this movie was made but>conceptualized in 1999>Introduced in 2003Did I fucking jump timelines? Feels like it was several years later.
>>215452297Then what's the confusion? Anons are laughing at the fact that some faggot with permissive richfag parents are letting him get McDicks at school.
>taking the piss
I actually miss supersizing, sometimes I just wanted a bigger drink that day..
>>215452486It's about the fries, not the drink. Why the fuck can't one get a big translucent paper bag of fries anywhere other than a traditional chip shop?
>>215452516Five Guys
>>215445735Big Mac clocks in at about 600 calories rounded up. Three a day puts you at 1800 which for a 6'2" man is enough wiggle room to eat or drink a few other things and still be at maintenance. Two a day even more so. The reason people get fat eating McDonald's or whatever else has almost nothing to do with the food itself, it's the complete lack of portion control. You get a Big Mac (600cal), a large fry (800cal), large coke(375cal) and you're at 1,775 with one meal, then throw in one or two other meals at around 1,000 calories and snacking and you're easily hitting 2,500-3,000 calories a day. Cut any of that back, get a small fry and coke, eat a smaller bowl of Lucky Charms, don't eat half a bag of Lay's chips and you can cruise through life without worrying about your weight.I really envy Gorske though because he found his absolute favorite dish early in life and it's something he can get anywhere, for relatively cheap and it's almost always the exact same.
>>215443754Which documentary that was shown constantly in school was the bigger fraud?Loose Change would have been a better option
>>215450678>The common theme is they eat garbage.Lack of exercise too. I'm convinced that the daily oxygenation of the blood via good cardio exercise is far more important and beneficial to health then we currently understand or believe.
>>215451890>so we ordered McDonalds as it was just down the hill, a fuck ton of it, and showed up late bringing it in with us
>>215451940>claims 90-95% of his calories come from big macsDayum...I thought that nigger just ate one a day.
>repeating several times that he was eating 5000 calories a dayFriendly reminder that Spurlock's experiment is completely impossible and anyone who put a small amount of thought into it would have realized ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccdfzq2M1Ec
Alcoholism is a disease, not something to joke about. RIP Morgan.
>>215446452>drinking twelve plus drinks everydayI think he was a full blown alco. He was probably putting away more than 12 before the sun even went down.
>>215446631mah nigga
>>215445735>full head of hairAnon i can clearly see his non-existent hairline through that bowl cut comb-over. Looks like norwood 4 to me at least.
>>215452784a large fry is nowhere near 800 cal you fucking nigger
>>215456290>comb-over.you have no idea what you are even talking about you retard nigger
>>215456364The hair from the back of his bald ass head is clearly combed over the front of his infinite forehead, retard. Did i hit a nerve, baldie?
>>215445932McDonald's did a hitpiece on themselves to get rid of supersize
>>215445964Fucking burgers are paper thin, smaller in diameter and I can no longer order a triple cheeseburger (for 3 euro it used to be a solid chunk of protein and the most economical food item you could buy)
>>215445735>literally only eats big macs
>>215446507sodium is good for you though. it's one of the only things that contain iodine, which is essential for brain development. fiber is a meme too. and chicken burgers don't have any saturated fat.
>>215443897That, my friends, is called IRONY.
>>215457353look at him. he's the physical embodiment of the fake shit they fill all their "food" with.
I'm a nurse and when I admit a patient, I ask them about how much they smoke and how much alcohol they drink in a week, I don't ask them how much goyslop they eat (which should probably change desu) I do ask general diet questions like weight gain/loss and appetite. Goyslop gets a pass in the USSA medical model for (((some))) (((reasons)))
>>215458194>walk in>hand you this cardWhat are you going to do?
>>215444190>Then he got metooedHe metooed himself.>In December 2017, Spurlock wrote a blog post admitting to what he described as a history of sexual misconduct.In the midst of the #MeToo movement, Spurlock stated: "I've come to understand after months of these revelations, that I am not some innocent bystander, I am also a part of the problem." In the post, he said that he committed sexual misconduct in his past, including being "unfaithful to every wife and girlfriend [he] ever had". Spurlock recounts settling a sexual harassment allegation, brought by his assistant at his production company, Warrior Poets, for verbal harassment including yelling for her as "hot pants" or "sex pants" from across the office
>>215444190Surprised mcacas never tried to sue. Probably easier to ditch the supersize and move on
>>215446631this man speaks the truth, opening a cold one after a week of bullshit is good for the soul
>>215458225It's really medically necessary now get on the scale
>>215446507>not satiatingI always hear this and it mskes sense based on the amount of sugar. But if I eat a big mac and small fries im good for a few hours, same as any " healthy" meal.
>>215458422Sorry sweaty, it's not necessary
>>215443897>your liver is showing signs of cirrhosis that you'd normally only see in a chronic alcoholic, i'd never expect that from just eating mcdonalds>uh wow damn doc that's crazy huh lol
>>215450443It has to be in order to explain anything to the retarded masses. Unless youre getting info from the primary source like the journal the scientific study is posted in its probably lost some of its context.
>>215458471>but if I eat the least calorically dense things on the menu i'm finewow amazing.
>>215443754america has only gotten fatter and fatter since this. almost like being able to get an assload of fries and a huge soda from mcdick's had nothing to do with people being fat fucks
>>215446507>not even cheap anymoreI can get a double cheeseburger and medium fries from McDonald's for $3.50. Use the app nigga
>>215458678>least caloric items keep you full the longestWut?My point was mcdonalds keeps me full the same amount of time as a healthy meal despite claims of it being less satiating
>>215450560>>215450889There is literally a counter argument documentary in which a non-alchoholic does the same exact thing and doesn't suffer massive liver damage because as we stated before, HE ISN'T AN ALCHOHOLIC
>>215458538There's the door, gtfo if you are refusing care, bitch.
I just ate a sausage mcmuffin and sausage burrito, 10/10 breakfast
>>215446507Correct.
>>215458768yes. you know why we never got food pills? because even though you have 2000 calories in your pill, you're still hungry. hunger is a response to mass in your stomach, not caloric density. furthermore, all omnivores/carnivores are programmed to gorge upon high caloric density foods, because the ones that didn't were less likely to pass on their genes.
Thank you science, may I have another science
>>215443754>Super Size Me, and Inconvenient Truth, Fahrenheit 9/11, and Bowling for Columbine were the biggest documentary films of the early 2000s>all were complete and utter liberal horse shit propaganda
>>215457491anon they add iodine to salt. sodium and iodine are different elements. non-iodized salt is cheaper than iodized.
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
>>215458885But mcdicks does keep me full
>hey Morgan the writers just finished next season’s episodes>let’s see… uh, care to explain this one?>Sobriety?>yeah we’re not doing that. it’s called 30 Days not 30 Minutes
>>215458956which brings us back to >>215458768
>>215458922>bowling for columbineI live in windsor canada across the border from detroit. He comes over to show how much safer we are on the canadian side of the river cause of our tough gun laws apparently. Left out the part about the lack of nignogs
>>215458980So if i eat food items with less calories in them..i will remain full for longer times than if i ate food items with more calories in them?
>>215443754Funny how I have some retarded ibs where everything and anything triggers it, yet I eat mcdonalds and nothing happens and I actually have energy from it. same with kfc lmao and I don't gain weightyet this dumb fuck insisted on all this when really he was a lying alcoholic pathetic cunt
>>215443754actually fucking hilarious that the reason he was being sick is because of alcoholism lmfao what a retard
>>215444966>zoomers acting like the mid 2000s were some ancient time againshut the fuck up. we had the internet too back then retard
>>215444246Fathead was almost exactly this.
>>215459005did you notice you dropped "density?"
I kinda like mcdonalds. you can get a lot of food for cheap with their app
>>215458975>that episode with the illegal immigrantsI hope they've all be deported by now
I had McDonald's yesterday and man it was GOOD. Presentation and taste was as good as the early 80s. What happened?
Reminder that Spurlock refused to release the journal he kept of what he was eating and his estate continues to refuse because it would remove all doubt he was full of crap (and Cutty Sark)
>>215445735I admire his strong willpower. These things taste like fucking ass. I'd rather drink water and eat vitamins for the rest of my life than only eat these.
>>215459136proof?
>>215448786Same reason you can't get hot coffee anymore because some dumb cunt roasted her beefcurtains with hot coffee.Easier to just tank the hit to accommodate the retarded masses.
>>215459170I heard that worms that invade his coffin get FUCKED UP.
>>215446696it's not a permanent factor but excessive weight gain can make you lose hair. that's why fat people get thin hair like the whalet. hair loss consultant
>>215448786People found out they were lying about what was in their food. It had nothing to do with him.>>215459176Go look up the pictures. There's a reason why she won her lawsuit. Coffee at Mcdonalds shouldn't be so hot it leave 3rd degree burns.
>>215459176The coffee was at scalding hot temps that burned her legs and fused her vagina. They did that so they didn't have to clean the coffee machine.
>>215459170Google it. You won’t find it.
>>215459176they were superheating the coffee to avoid giving out free refills, it was documented that it was dangerous.
>>215459217>>215459229>>215459249Wrong on all accounts.God you people are so retarded.The coffee wasn't "super heated" or some bullshit, it was just hot.It wasn't "hotter" than "normal", it was just hot coffee.
>>215459234Yes, i'm aware that I won't find any proof of >>215459136, which is why i asked.
>>215459267Yes it was much hotter than normal, you actual McDonald's board member.
>>215443754Remember everybody, these Super Size Me "ackually he was just a drunk" threads are part of a shill campaign from McDonalds
>>215459267boil some water and pour 8oz on yourself. you won't suffer 3rd degree burns. there are innumerable ways to increase the boiling temperature of a liquid.
Oh no I'm a 6'2 man eating three square meals a day at mcdonlads I'm going to diiiiieeeeeee
>>215459280>>215459267Doesn't even matter how hot it was. It's not McD's fault she put the cup the between her legs and tried to remove the cap in a moving car.
>>215459287we know. its good practice for recognizing and countering shill claims. its also a useful way to map out shill flowcharts.
>>215459280Wrong.They went around compiling a small list of various diners and cherrypicked the results.Had they not cherrypicked you'd know that the temperature wasn't "above normal". There were multiple other diners that served their coffee at the same temperatures as McDonalds.>>215459294The culprit was the granny's cotton pants that ensured the hot liquid was kept close to the skin as it cooled.It had fuck-all to do with your retarded claims of "super heated liquids".
>>215459311the car wasn't moving.
McD’s coffee is still served boiling lava hot, I have to let it cool for 10 minutes before I can even take a sip.
>>215459336there was internal documents that employees were being burned by drips from the coffee machine. this is why she won.
>>215459294>there are innumerable ways to increase the boiling temperature of a liquid.Can you name 3?
>>215445631All it did was make me hungry. Nobody actually gave a fuck
>>215443754Sneaky little democrat vegan fuck.
>>215459366sure, add anything with a higher boiling point than plain water.
>>215459362Yeah so again, because some cunt burned her beefcurtain we had to put warning labels on cups stating "contents may be hot" and reduce temperatures to 60 degrees celcius.>>215459383Then it isn't coffee anymore, is it now, genius.
>>215459404>coffee is plain water>serving coffee at temperatures that don't cause third degree burns is bad because uhhhh
>>215459431I understand this is a touchy subject because it spearheaded the stereotype that americans will sue for the dumbest things imaginable. So it is of course of utmost importance to spin the lie that the liquid was "super heated" or some other fantastical tale.When in reality it was just some old lady that decided to pour a hot beverage on herself and then sue because the hot beverage was hot.
>>215458885>you know why we never got food pills?Because the amount of pills you'd have to swallow would be absurd. Physics are real. You can't make a 5 gram piece of food with 1,000 calories.
>>215459481normal boiling water doesn't cause third degree burns.
>>215459503It does.
>>215459483no, its completely possible to have 700+ calories in a single small pill. the issue is you'll still be hungry until you fill your stomach.
>>215447510>showed up to her class high as fuck every morning DUDE MOM SHE GAVE ME A D BECAUSE SHE HATES ME FOR NO REASON
>>215459519nope.
>>215459543Bold strategy you're going for here.Go ahead and dunk your hand into a pot of boiling water and tell us how it went.
>>215443938he admitted he was blitzed during the filming of this stuff
>>215459526>its completely possible to have 700+ calories in a single small pillIt is not, dumbass. Physics are real.
>>215459552stating facts? yes, always bold when dealing with people paid to distort them.
>>215450678half the people you know definitely don’t exercise regularly. If you don’t start regularly exercising in your 20s you’re going to be FUCKED in your 30s>muh back>muh kneesnigger I’m 34 and feel great every single day of my life
>>215459564you don't know what you're talking about.
This movie is such a scam. Whitest Kids u Know mocking it with an alcohol challenge skit and then Trevor drunkenly "falling" and dying irl is the full manifestation of how bogus Super Size Me is
>>215459577I'm not gonna go back and forth with you little man.It is of course ironic that in this thread about a fraud and a liar you yourself turned into the fraud and the liar. Unable to cope with the fact that there's nothing special to the hot-coffee case.It was just an old lady being a clutz.Perhaps in time you'll come to realize it.
>>215443754Did they just re-release this as a special edition or something? Because there have been like a million threads in the past two weeks about this.
>>215459582exercising when consuming literal poison worsens the effects.
>>215459607she won the case because it was documented that management and up knew about injuries caused by the super-heated coffee, and didn't care.
>>215445867>Ate McDonald's every hour for 24 hoursBoring! Not related!
>>215459620lmao what?
>>215443754>>215443938>>215443994>>215445735>Actually it's fine to consume over 5000 calories a day with only light exercise>He was LYING about gaining weight on this dietYou're all so fucking stupid.
>>215459631Let's hope someone doesn't get deep fried or that'll be the next to go.>McDonalds' uses super heated deep friers and it HAS to STOP
>>215459383>innumerable>can't even name 1>let alone 3lmao
>>215459607nta, but they served her boiling hot coffee which caused 3rd degree burns. You're being a fucking idiot. If you think it's so easy to commit fraud, do it yourself. Why are you broke and posting on /tv/ ?
>>215459662i wasn't aware they were serving boiling oil in small cups.
>>215459653Another good example of how leftists pretend not to understand basic facts, making conversation with them impossible.
>>215458538strong brave and powerful
>>215459699>order hot coffee>WHAT THE FUCK THE COFFEE IS HOT!?!?Ah americans. Funny creatures.
>>215459698sorry for assuming you weren't impossibly retarded.
>>215459564I know it’s a little goal post moving, but you can buy weight gainer protein powders that have like 700 calories for a little scoop mixed in 8 oz of water
>>215459748And which one were they using?
>>215459738no one expects their coffee to be boiling, much less hotter than the boiling point of water.
Left wingers are responsible for everything bad in life
>>215459620If you work out regularly you can eat whatever the fuck you want
>>215459771no clue, they changed up after the lawsuit.
>>2154597121. I'm not a leftist 2. You couldn't articulate what "basic fact" I'm ignoring3. You think entirely in memes because your brain is rotted from social media
>>215459773Where do you fags even get this fantastical bullshit about it being "above the boiling point of water"?
>>215459784>i work out that's why i can eat the mushrooms that grow in my yard
>>215459797So now you're just straight up lying.It would be well documented since it's the focal point of the court case - and an important part in your "argument" lmaoYou're just making shit up as you go now.
>>215459738spilling coffee on yourself should be more “ahhhh FUCK I ruined my shirt!” and less “Jesus Christ my pussy lips melted to my thigh”
>>215459811because you can add any number of compounds to water to increase its boiling point.
>>215459826except the court case boiled down to there being documentation of injured employees. trying to go after mcdonalds recipes would be protected under "trade secrets."
>>215459830Yeah that's cool and all, but that's not the case now is it?You can't just add whatever to "increase the boiling point" since you have to fucking DRINK the liquid.
>>215459829Please do us all a favor and show us where it states that the liquid was above the boiling point of water.
>>215459526Hunger is caused by a lack of blood sugar, not stomach fullness.
>>215459865if only glycols were non-toxic in small amounts.oh wait they are.
>>215459888>in small amountsAbsolutely hilarious commentary on what passes for american food standards.
>>215459884the symptoms of starvation are cased by lack of blood sugar.very third world to have no distinction between hungry and starving to death.
>>215459815>being deliberately factiousfuck off faggot
>>215459899yep. the FDA is pretty corrupt. the joke is it was founded because of jews in the dairy industry adding chalk to spoiled milk so it would look fresh.
>>215459879I didn’t even say that retard I said objectively, and you can look up the court case, her pussy lips literally melted and fused into her thigh
>>215459481Not that anyone cares, but McDonald's lost that lawsuit because their lawyers didn't take it seriously, and there was like one person a week getting burned by their coffee, and it was a known problem within the company. The cups were genuinely a flimsy and hazardous design, which got fixed after the lawsuit.
>>215459916you said literally anything. the assertion is mcdonalds adds various poisons to their food to cut costs, that are "okay" as long as they're not consumed daily or in quantity.
>>215446452You can eat and still get wernickes and korsakoffs. Alcohol inflames the lining of the intestines, potentially to permanent destruction os the small tract responsible for most thiamine absorption.
>>215459930>can't post itI know you can't, because that would undermine your whole fucking "argument".The liquid was, at best, 80 degrees celcius. Which is NOT above the boiling point of water.You fags have been harping on and on about super-heated coffee and literal magma in a cup.It's fucking pathetic that even after all these years you still cling to this shit like dogma.Old cunt spilled some hot beverage and got burned. Big sad.>muh 3rd degreesYeah, hot liquid does that.Go dunk your stupid head in a pot of boiling water and see how that works out for you.
>>215459948sometimes I forget I’m posting alongside ACTUAL autists and not just people pretending to be
>>215460002>sometimes I forget I'll get called on bullshit and need to remember what we're talking about
>>215459937Yeah and that's fine. I just want people to stop repeating this bullshit claim that the coffee was SUPERHEATED and ABOVE THE BOILING POINT OF WATER.
>>215460022water at 100°C doesn't cause third degree burns. doesn't melt flesh.
>>215459653If you believe that documentary was honest you’re a moron.
>>215446507>saturated fatNothing wrong with that>high sodiumShouldn’t be an issue to those with healthy renal function
>>215460015anon when I said you could eat literally anything I meant food people would actually eat not literally in the sense you’d pick up dog shit off the floor
>>215460043if you believe there isn't a constant smear campaign against this documentary, you haven't been paying attention.
>>215460040Boiling water cooks flesh dumbass.Stop clinging to this stupid fucking dogma. You look retarded.Go look up the actual facts of the case. The liquid was 80 degrees Celcius.
>>215460068>I meant foodyou're in a thread about how an international corporation gets away with using poisonous additives (to cut costs) because they're only toxic in large quantities.
>>215460073>constant smear campaignYeah you can blame Spurlock for that for his dishonest documentary.
>>215446507>pisses out all the salt and sugar and eats the bag for fiberProblem, "health expert"?
>>215446696Wrong.
>>215460074the issue is melting. water needs something else added to melt flesh. also water needs to be kept above boiling to cook flesh. or are you going to pretend water instantly evaporates the second it hits 100°C?
>>215460164>still clinging to le above boiling pointYou look RETARDED.And high temperature water does "melt flesh", it'll quickly break down the outer dermal layer and cause severe tissue damage. No one disputes that you goal-post moving little faggot.The fact of the matter is simple. It wasn't superheated. It was just hot liquids that ended up in someones cooch by accident.
Notice how you can't do anything other than repeat your little dogma.>i-i-i-it was a-a-a-above boiling p-p-p-pointIt wasn't. Fucking kill yourself.
>>215460242The hill you've chosen to die upon here is in opposition to elementary school chemistry
>>215460275I ain't dying on any hill. You on the other hand have decided to look fucking retarded when you could've just done a 10 seconds google search.
>>215460302Your position is that liquids immediately convert to gas the instant they reach a specific temperature. which means cooking with boiling water at all is impossible.
>>215460321>more retardationI do so enjoy when you fags get confused by your own goal-post moving antics.
>>215460336The water was super-heated. It is a trivial matter to superheat water even without glycols. like a sealed container.
>>21546035880 degrees celcius my dude.
>>215460376is lower than what the coffee was heated to
>>21546041980 degrees celcius is the temperature of the coffee that was spilled. The supposed flesh melting magma you clamor about. 80 degrees.Now enjoy screeching into the void about supercharged plasma in a cup. I've had my laugh.Stay tarded.
>>215460454Which means the coffee was stored at above boiling, for it to still be that hot
>>215459595I do, actually.>>215459761>weight gainer protein powders that have like 700 calories for a little scoop mixed in 8 oz of waterNo you can't. The ones that are 700 calories are not a "little scoop". They will be a 300+ gram scoop. This is because of physics. 1 gram of protein is 4 calories, 1 gram of carbs is 4 calories, and 1 gram of fat is 9 calories.This means that foods that are pure fat are the densest. Anything that includes carbs or protein is inherently less efficient. So drinking straight olive oil is essentially the most dense thing you could do. However, you'd still need 111 grams of olive oil to hit 1,000 calories.
>>215460604you're arguing against the concept of caloric density, fyi
>>215460043I believe that he consumed 5000 calories a day, that that was bad for him and he put on a shitload of weight because of it. I believe that rapid weight gain has any number of bad things for the body associated with it.When did ANY of this become remotely controversial?You can literally watch him fill out and get tubbier over the course of the documentary.
>>215460690What the fuck are you talking about retard.
This thread has been a hoot. I'm going to go get a McDonald's.
