>I want a 6/10 gf that loves me for who I am, not despite my flaws, but because of them.
>>215448040>I want my thread to get at least 30 replies before it 404s
I want to stop getting banned for replying to threads deemed off topic.
>>215448040>I want $0 and a million hot pockets a year
>I want to dilate my axe wound every day, for the rest of my life
I want my boss to tell me I'm doing a good job every now and then
I want one Xochee thread to be permitted.I want to be able to post Xochee without being banned immediately.
>>215448040>i want...the miami dolphins to fire everyone and not be a shit show that i watch every year
>>215448343don't forget, Grier is here forever
I want a Buc-ee's to open near me
>>215448102Good luck. i prefer it this way
>>215448040>I want to get rid of that tree by my parking spot because birds keep shitting on it.
>>215448419I went to Buc-ee's for the first time this summer. The manager was near the front and I think he could tell by the expression on my face that it was my first time. He looked me straight in the eye and said>Welcome to Buc-ee's, son. If you need anything at all, just let us knowAnd he gave me a nod as if to say "it's okay now, you're home". I spent the next hour in that store eating SAUCE ON PULLED PORK and the pride I have regained in being an American still hasn't worn off.
>>215448040>I want the Packers to have decent players
>>215448571I want Matt LaFleur to stop being a fucking pussy
>>215448040Previous thread?
>>215448481I want to experience that
>>215448571>black qb's
I want just one of the 30 bands I listen to to play a show within an hour drive of my town.
>>215448711coward.
>>215448040I like Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne, he did a good job
coach primate
>>215450475and there it is...
>>215448040If I can't get peanut butter M&M's would mixing a bowl of regular M&M's and Reese's Pieces suffice?
I want... to go
>>215448040>Name is Mysterious>Solves the mystery of Batman's identity.Bravo Nolan!
>>215448040I want a captcha system that isn't complete shit
>>215450710In like 10 years of seeing Joe Kerr posts this might be the first clever one I've ever seen. Bravo
>>215448040If this thread doesn't hit page 10 dead in 60 minutes, then I blow up a hospital.
>>215448711>>215450407>>215450475>>215450536This isn't /nfl/ retards
>>215448040I live how the cop about to kill him says>”Mr Reese…”Very soul
>>215452012Thats not how the joke works at all you retard.
>>215448040i want reeses pieces for breakfast, every day, for the rest of my life
>>215454103you're retarded if you think I don't get the joke from that post.
>>215448102>Gonna pay me for that?
>>215448040>lives long enough to run into Reese generals
>>215455225>except the mud is shit>and the car is you anons posting
>>215448040>I want a Culver’s to open near me everyday for the rest of my life
>>215448040>I want to join the league of shadows
>>215448040>I want to Batman to pay Israel 10 million dollars every year for the rest of his life
