Is this the cringiest line in Hollywood history?
>>215452103Does the tongue actually go inside the vagina during cunnilingus? Wouldn't you mostly like the clitoris?
>>215452141you do a mix of both
>>215452103She looks like cilian murphy in that movie where hes a troon
>>215452103It's the hottest line in Hollywood history
>>215452141yeah but you have to do it sideways
>>215452141Depends on the woman but generally all you do is, after foreplay, suck the clit like a woman sucks a penis.
>>215452277What if her clit is too small or non existent?
>>215452103No, this is.
>>215452338kek
>>215452220No you dont dumbass
>>215452103It was crazy how much cunnilingus talk there was in this movie.
I've never had sex but for some reason always though I'd be good at cunnilingus
>>215452141You've gotta put the sand on the coins, and then rub salt on the bag.
>>215452338https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfbbfo6I0JgLive action Cowboy Bebop is loaded with contenders.
>>215452440If you know the structure of a vagina, it's pretty intuitive. Minor adjustments for her preferences and you should be gold.
>>215452338>scene where every actor thinks the writers are retardsthat might hold the record
>>215452141No. You suck on the clit and use your fingers inside.
>>215452103
>>215452103No, the one where the third olson is complaining about what she doesn't like while demanding the guy she is talking to doesn't do that.
>>215452141I cannot cope with the sheer virginity of this place...
>>215452607Blind leading the blind ...Again...>>215452667
>>215452607No, there shouldn't be sucking, its like doing raspberries, you blow and make farting noises to help cover up the sound of excitement queefs.
>>215452696bros what even is sex
>>215452338There's no way that was the actual dialogue
>>215452440practise on your hand, and then Have Sex with it. then marry iti had a dreamt that someone had put up a special plastic breeding box for rats stuck to a wall outside about 3 foot off the ground. it was like a bird house for them. when opened, inside a dozen baby rats streamed out.
tung nmahcooze
>>215452141What you do is ask her to get in doggy style position because you want to lick her pussy from behind, then once she's there lick her pussy a few times then move right up to eating her ass without warning.
>>215452696you have to stick your tongue inside her butthole, then your fingers up in her mouth, and then rub your chin on her clit oral stump. providing she's been circumcised and doesn't have a gross fishy clit sticking out.
>>215452684Yes, I wrote suck, not lick. You don't know shit, retard.
>>215452667>>215452684>...>...>...Holy fucking reddit
>>215452766I just tried this on a girl from my work while she was sitting at her desk, she didn't know I was there until five minutes in and she had orgamsing.thenk you for advise
>>215452103>give me your soul>fuck you
>>215452902Theatrical cut is more cringe.
I'm in a hostel on the top bunk, there's a fat girl on the bunk below, and she just let out a series of long fart collections, squeaky ones. it almost sounded like she was going to shit herself.how do I escape
>>215453025there's more coming. it's pretty disgusting
>>215452285Then suck her penis.
>>215453025>>215453039Fart back loudly at her to establish dominance and to let her know you are a free man that can come and go as he pleases.
>>215452141>salty coins something something>something something bags of sand
>>215453025Fat with fat tits or bad fat?
>>215452834The virgin is immunized against all dangers... But call him a virgin and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".
>>215452141>Does the tongue actually go inside the vagina during cunnilingus?be careful out there anon!
>>215453105Picrel
>>215453113He really has turned into his father.
>>215453061>>215453095fat like she looks like a trollit woke up and probably went for a shit with shit caked in its pajamas.
>>215452870Do you work at a sleep study clinic or something?
>>215452103Every girl ends up being a whore slut. It's so depressing.
>>215453161no, I just made it up.did see a film about a sleep study clinic that was based on a creepy pasta though. I'm sure some of you bros have seen it too.>you are reading this in a coma the year is 2 million and five, you did a poo poo in your sleep, we're trying to wake you up
>>215452338>No way this is real>Looks it up>It's realThat show had to be a tax write off scheme, right? And the writers were in on it, so the intentionally wrote this garbage as a joke. Right?
>>215453190She didn't need to do this.>nominated for an oscar as a teen>singer and voice actor>engaged to a NFL quarterback paid 100 million a yearMaybe if her career was in the toilet and she had a drug habit and needed money do a B movie porn.. No she picked a role to get fucked on camera by a black man and then she promotes the movie public, with the black man she fucks on camera and gushes about the experience.
>>215452103>this line>the younger cousin going down a woman later>the irish vampire taunting the chink lady with the knowledge her husband goes down on herWtf prompted this repeated emphasis on tonguing pussy?
>>215454505They call him Cuck Allen for a reason.
>>215452141>Does the tongue actually go inside the vagina during cunnilingus? Wouldn't you mostly like the clitoris?Yes and yes. The clit is mostly on the inside, the little knob on the outside (actually called the glans, because its literally a vestigial dick) is just the tip of the iceberg. Thats why when you're fingering a girl, you hook your finger up into the roof of the vag, because thats where the clit continues and there's a bunch of sensitive nerves up in there that dicks rarely touch.
>>215454590G-spot is an urban legend.Girlcum is pee.
>>215454530You're right. He has that cuck gaze. Public humiliation and he still married her. Won't surprise me when she has a mixed black baby for Cuck Allen to raise.She would gush about Michael B Jordan and how much she learned from him. What did she learn? How to act when she didn't need any help? How to take a big black dong? I doubt Michaels BBC was her first.
>>215452396Ok virgin.
>>215454518It's a vampire movie, vampires suck on things. It's not fucking rocket science
>>215454619>G-spot is an urban legend.Its just more clit. Not a myth, but also doesnt warrant all the boomer circlejerk over it>Girlcum is pee.True. Never been impressed by squirting, that shits just gross and ruins expensive mattresses.
>>215454518The writer's barely disguised fetishes coming out to play. Basketball Americans are coombrained at the best of times, and Coogler is no exception.
>>215452723>>215453901They probably thought the dialogue was great. Made during peak woke years too.
>>215454518Dracula was written during repressed Vicrorian age.It was always about venereal disseases and oral sex with a mysterious foreigner.
>>215452103Nah, it's this one. And yes, I thought that way as a kid too, It's mostly her delivery, honestly, but there's something so cheesy about it.
>>215454833this is kino doe
>>215454833Also quoted by every Reddit fags when drumpf does something
>>215454868I guess. Honestly, the "Ani, you're breaking my heart" line is pretty fucking cringe, too.>>215454875Yeah, I know, but I didn't bring it up since they lurk these threads and look for every chance to derail it once you bring them up.
>>215452727That's actually a good idea if you think about it, I might superglue a grape to my hand, and try it tonight.
>>215454909>sucking the balls of your enemies is empowering
>>215452338>>215452499Same writers of the One Piece live action btw.
>>215452285>too small or nonexistentA lot of those women DO have clits, they just get buried under the flesh the same way your foreskin gets stuck if you don't retract it during puberty. It's called clitoral adhesion, it loses a lot of sensitivity and it's hard to reverse but not impossible.
>>215454833It's cheesy but it's a damn good line.
>>215452141It's just the clit. The vagina stinks more than the anus.
I heard you suck the clit with the skin on top, because otherwise it’s too sensitive like if you lick it directly. >>215454992
>>215454942Thats a man thing
>>215454942Didn't the warden do that in Human Centipede 3?
>>215452103No. One Battle After Another outdid it.
>>215452103Yeah, so fucking cringe. She should use that mouth to suck my dick instead
>>215452617This pained me physically
>>215452103nah, that's niggakino
sucking pussy is even gayer than sucking cock
>>215452141
i saw some european porno of a girl sucking on a girl's huge clit, like it was a small penispretty hot 2bh
>>215452617Almost Shakespearean.
>>215452103Imagine the smellAlso wtf I love Kalergi now
>>215456038You people are so retarded.
>>215452338I'm sure whoever wrote this thought it was the most clever thing ever.
>>215456022Might have invented a new word "niggakino"
>>215452716Milky coins in sandbags
>>215452667>if you don't go down on a woman you are a virgin LOL
>>215452103She gave 2 rides
In my experience chicks actually much prefer sucking dick than getting eaten out. It's not that they don't like it. But I think they like feel self-concious about aestethics/smell/taste/bush.They want to be like prepared for it, with their boyfriend or fwb.
>>215458111most women are submissive and get more pleasure from pleasing a man
Doctor Who revealing a character was pregnant by ending her audio message>We'll be there soon. Me, and your beautiful, as-yet-unborn child.
>>215458111That shirt makes me mad, but for the following reason: I just know that she'll be singing a completely different tune about love and relationships when she's older. I know that getting even a little mad means she won.
I don't click on pictures of ugly girls, sorry
>>215458160>Feeling pregnant!>Might drop by planned parenthood later, we'll see. lol
>>215452617this needs video, cause you can see her eyes watching the camera work. Which is essentially an actor looking at their mark.
>>215452141Tongue in anus, nose in pusy
>>215458160Based pro-life show writers
>>215452277anon I think you got tricked into sucking a penis
>>215452103No, this is. Bonus points for being the final nail in the coffin for Star Wars as a franchise.
>>215458111Yep. It's more of a fun novelty to them, not a regular thing. They want to feel ravaged, going down on them ruins the rhytm.
>>215452141Yeah the tongue goes all over, in and around the pussy at different paces and even with small stops, as part of the teasing that really gets them going. When it is time to finish her off you really only need to focus on sucking that clit but you can do some finger work if you want. She'll be primed and ready. If you're really feeling frisky you can focus on the clit while using one hand to give her the shocker. Don't eat her ass, though. Ass eating is for niggers.
>>215453025>I'm in a hostelHow fucking poor is the average /tv/ poster? Have you ever experienced running water?
>>215453025>>215459400Anon, use this as a way to better yourself. Think of the moment in future times to improve your fortune and circumstance.
fetid moppet
>>215453025>escapecoward, face the farts and savour their aroma
>>215459400debt included or not.because it's either 0 or much less
>>215452220If you're a simp
>>215453025loudly sniff to establish dominance
>>215452912>Forget you!Or was that the television edit?
>>215458111>>215459161It's a submission issue, you have to make it feel like she *has* to accept it, ie get her to let you tie her hands to the headboard/behind her back first and pin her legs open. They unironically don't like feeling idle, it's awkward to them. When you make them "helpless" even in a playful way, the power shifts to make it more enjoyable.
>>21545940090% of the posters here are poor as fuck. The disability they collect barely covers basic living expenses, which is why they rail against food (they don't have any, lel) and pirate everything they play/watch.
>>215452617I feel like she pushed het tampon iut after this scene
NEVER eat pussy. She'll quickly lose any and all respect for (You). NEVER go down on a woman.They simply don't deserve such pleasure and will secretly grow to hate you for doing it anyway.
>>215452141I like to pretend I'm a tentacle monster.
>>215452103How was this adaption?
>>215454590you can't really stimulate the internal clitoris with your tongue
>>215460386>I take sexual cues from a 25-year-old episode of The SopranosGrim.
>>215452141Unless the woman has the HPV vaccine, you shouldn't give any woman cunnilingus. You will end up with throat cancer. You're sucking up dead cells. Fucking retarded simps. Cunnilingus is the most gayest thing you could do.
>>215460556Fool.
>>215460556You mean based.
>>215452103No, there are tons that are a lot worse.
>>215460507You've got to work the urethra. I am a retarded virgin btw!
>>215452617>when his tongue finds the coos
>>215452277>suck the clit like a woman sucks a penisYou sucked a penis.
>>215452103shameik lost
>>215452141I just want to eat pussy bros
>>215463246That interview gave us this gem.Also, his Twitter meltdown when Hailee got engaged to that NFL quarterback was awesome. I'm a 64% convinced that the reason the third movie is taking so long is because Hailee doesn't want to be in the same room with him.
>>215452141Yes. And If you can reach the end she gets pregnant (not from being eaten i'm not a retard, the woundspace opens up and swallows the next cumshot to go up there)
>>215460507are those balls on the side where the squirt is stored?
>>215454590My penis is 7 inches long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt0VY7Yg2w
>>215463246>>215463484I love this interview!
"Suck a fuck" from Donnie Darko comes to mind.
>>215456052This mf would have you put knorr stockpot on the cooz beforehand
>>215452741Only correct answer
>>215452741This anon is a stud.
>>215452103Movie had a lot of potential but was ruined by cringe overnigging
