ITT only the top creature designs.
>>215453563The love homos bring to this world is top-notch.
>>215453563
>>215453610What the actual fuck is his problem?
>>215453607what does that even MEAN
for me it's the humble hog
He's just too whimisical. And it doesn't help that he has "pink fairy" in his name. No one will ever take him seriously.
>>215453712bacteriophage
>>215453833well duh, thanks reddit
>>215453822Is this AI?
>>215453743I have literally never seen a video of a black bear NOT humiliating itself.
>>215453563>posts the cool scorpion everybody knows>meanwhile most scorps look like cockroaches
>>215453607That's a troglodyte, you troglodyte.
>>215453610>not aliveDoesn't count as a creature
>>215453941whats your definition of creature
>>215453743>russia invades ukraine
>>215453990Life starts at cells. If you're not made of cell(s), you can't count. Viruscels are just clumps of protein that attack you
>>215454066what is cell made of ?
>>215454072God particles
Imagine being a fish or a crab or whatever. Your whole life is basically a countdown until a big monster shows up and eats you alive. Why is nature so horrible? Good thing we humans told nature to go fuck itself and broke free.
>>215454068what was he trying to say?
>>215453822Cute
>>215454098>he think we're not being farmed by ET's
For me, it's the graceful octopus
>>215453743>Ursuring vs Donphan
>>215454215This wouldn't work on me. Stupid fish
>>215454258>This wouldn't work on meWhat about this?
>>215454267why does that octopus look sexy
>>215454240What is even the point of outside dogs?
>>215454282Its clearly in the middle of jerking off, why else would that tentacle have been so far up there?
>>215454287they bark loudly alterting the owner whenever a suspecious person approaches
>>215453987DEM TITTAYS
>>215453987who is this goddess?I'm so in love now
>>215454287Are you retarded?
>>215454309Is the owner navigating the oregon trail with a yoke of ox too? Motion sensor activated lights/alarms/cameras and/or ring cams would be far superior to some animal that has to eat and sleep and can easily be bribed/poisoned with food and will probably "alert the owner" and all the neighbors at every person who approaches with annoying racket even other family members and friends.
>>215454356I clearly don't own outside dogs, so no.
>>215454267It's already halfway to being an anime girl
>>215454145Theory is there is some substance in our brain that no other creature can produce. And that substance is sought after by some ancient alien race. Maybe we always had it or they specifically changed our DNA to produce it. They "harvest" this substance every couple 1000 years for whatever reason. They destroy all civilization in the process because they dont want humans to know about this cycler and keeping them from evolving to an extent where they could fight back. So they leave about 150k alive for genetic diversity and for a restart of civilization. So humans can once again reach a population size in the billions for continuos reharvesting. Some speculate this cycle happens in fact for over 250000 years
>>215454495This is just the plot of Stargate Atlantis.
>>215454368A simple "yes" would suffice.
>>215454188Damn those Vorlon ships are fast!
>>215454525Sure, to describe yourself, but as for me, no because I don't own outside dogs.
>>215454085this nigga got another set of pincers in his mouth? who the fuck approved this design?
>>215454188NIGGERMAN SAVE MEEE
>>215454517They call shit like that "soft disclosure"
>>215454267plap plap plap
Small, aerodynamic, armored. Good at bouncing enemy projectiles
Still dickin' bimbos
>>215454798>Illegal water immigrant attempts to break into the civilized surface
Nature's little faggot
When you're a tube, you can go anywhere
>>215454267She looks like she lets human males defecate on her many armed chest
>>215454798get the FUCK back in
>>215454562>Almighty Sir, this design *explicitly* goes against the rules>Stupid Ridley Scott pulled it off, why shouldn't I?? Who decided those stupid rules anyhow??>You did, God>Just get it done, and get kissass Gabriel to do it!
>>215455020STAY the fuck IN, the national debt won't pay itself off ffs
>>215454857Except for in the mother fucking air.
>>215454267awww, you guys made me ink
>>215453858https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YsNRnZRgg8
>>215454373would
>>215454215Outplayed
>>215454267That octopus is cute as fuck
>>215453563Their anus is above their stinger. They poop onto their own backs.
>>215455821Drama queen
>>215454240Pretty sure this dude is on fent.
>>215454742>have no fear, have no fear>zigzag the grand vizier is here
>>215455821These guys do NOT register as fish.
>>215455821When she says no...
>>215455064r u sure
>>215454798look at him gulping up air that he can't even breathe. the fucker.
>>215453712>has to inject reproductive material into a host to survivePatriarchy
>>215456620
>>215455020lol
>>215453563Get on my level scorpinigger.
>>215454798>RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
>>215453903Cry me a river, most don't know cool shit like purple tarantulas even exist.
>>215456805breh what is this creature with a genuine gold fur
>>215453987If you’re going to post a titty queen how am I supposed to focus on the monster
>>215457199Read the filename
>>215455036Top honk. I love this thread
>>215454267Purdy eyes
>>215454287Only a peasants keeps dogs indoors all day. If you don’t have the backyard space to keep one then don’t
>>215454548Because you can’t. You live with your mommy
>>215453563Won't let me post
>>215454068That's a fuckin' marvel of predation right there. It never ceases to amaze me. And those things love with us on Earth! https://youtu.be/B1pwyCl5ymE
>>215457282I did and I googled it. I was just throwing a (you) faggot
>>215456805>when a dickhead, a fish fillet, and a christmas decoration accidentally make a babyIsaac Asimov would be proud
>>215453987Bindi?
>>215457359The spiral staircase elevates this picture
>>215457359twistycat
>>215454188>what a beautiful majestic creature>haha water jet go foosh!
>>215454215Out fucking skilled!
>>215457534HOW
>>215455821>I don’t want anybody else
>>215457565why have dogs guard your house when u can have one of those lol
>>215457473why are frogs so dumb
>>215457496Somehow... That tiny weasel creature just impressed the crap out of me.
>>215457423Glad you leaned something, now gargle some millipede cyanide
>>215457565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkX6y0zNC_U
>>215454798
>>215457565That's a one hundred McNugget birb.
>>215454495>make some alien druggie OD on my brain cocaine Not so bad.
>>215457534
>>215454003lol
>>215454240What is the point of inside dogs? Outside dogs wander around your property killing sparrows and squirrels, I trained mine to not bark at strangers because I have a motion alarm for that, he's just there for company and to force me into regular exercice.
>>215454003I’m a zigger but I keked
>>215457473Frogs live a turn-based experience
>>215457189so close...
>>215457691Who makes these horrors?
>>215454798Why did he do it?
>>215454085arachnids are terrifying>pseudoscorpions>ticks>scorpions>spidersinsectbros, how can we even compete?
>>215457750we don't talk about the giger seances
azlabo from botns talking violence bear in annhilation
>>215455821Poor unfortunate soul
>>215457534I forgot the trick to make him turn back into a dog again
>>215457790GROWTH
>>215457928>movie is about tradition vs modernity
>>215453903objectively the worst sting you can get in the us is from these cocksuckers
>>215453987he was a second away from doing a gator role, but I think he dropped his spaghetti at the smell of the gorl
>>215457790you forgot the most important one>broody girls with a scorpio star-sign
>>215454085Gieger's greatest design yet
>>215456923i like tarantulas but they are way too squishy for their size :(>walks off a one foot tall ledge>dies
>>215457473frogs are so based
>>215454188Is this the octopus equivalent of a T-pose?
>>215457991Kinda strange that platypus bro dosen't use his posterior legs. But everything about a platypus is strange.
>>215457496
>>215457991>>215458092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1-bde0apT0
>>215453941prove it's not alive
>>215454358non-White detected.
>>215457565"Welcome... to Jurassic Park">>215457873these always remind me of that King Kong scene
>>215458084It's a devil's purse. Rays and some sharks lay those. They're eggs. Very unique eggs, but still eggs. I used to find them washed up on da beach.
>>215458134Imagine if that bastard was twenty times bigger...
>>215457565Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
>>215457991To make it /tv/ related, they should have adapted more of the Aubrey/Maturin books before russel crowe got fat and oldIn one of them, they're in New South Wales when it was still a penal colony.Dr. Maturin searched high and low all book to see a platypus, having only read about them, finally found one, went to go pick it up, and was promptly jabbed by its poison spur and almost killed
>>215457473Cast them
>>215457873I must say... You're a big guy.
this fella right here have a very beautiful face and wings, but the rest of its body is a bit goofy>>215457849fuck! me too
>>215458191a secretary bird could probably irreversibly fuck up an average human, at its "normal" size lol
>>215458150Oh I see.
>>215457414What was it about this thread that upset you, Danvillefag?
>>215458234I could watch several more of that movie it felt like watching Firefly for the first time
>>215458234Nature is much more formidable than humans know. Regardless of how much we learn, there always remains surprises. In a way, this makes life worth living. https://youtu.be/dJ33e9BK9aU
>>215458150oh I remember those, they have that springy spiral thingy because sharks and rays usually squish them into / between rocks so they won't float away
>>215458316They don't look quite so symmetrical when they wash up and dry out in the sun. But they were once all over the place on the beach I grew up on.
>>215458234>To make it /tv/ relatedyou reminded me how there used to be nature documentaries made for cinema (mostly French: Microcosmos, Le Peuple Migrateur etc.) yet they never made any documentaries about land-based predators :(
>>215458233And they watch the way I move,from my beak to my shoes;and all the chicks know my name!
>>215458353Correct.
>>215458234
>>215458345There's a lot of them, and they're all awesome. I'm currently on the 15th, clarissa oakes/the truelovetons of incredible shit happens in them>a powder room explodes and blows up the ship, they have to float until getting rescued>they get a ship beached on a reef when the tide goes down, then a typhoon obliterates the ship, leaving them on a small deserted island in the pacific with no help>Maturin's spy escapades on land>Aubrey getting set up and kicked out of the navy>tons of incredible set piece ship battles that would be great with good CGthey blew their chance, and I read Russel Crowe is still mad about it to this day
>>215458267The problem with most "tall" birds (or basically any aviary animal) is that one strike or being gripped will shatter them.Yeah, sharp talons, speedy whatever, but also, if you grab them they die.
>>215453743something tells me that black bears can be easily domesticated like dogs due to the fact they're such pussies.
>>215458427Imagine if that thing developed a taste for blood.
>>215458427Well... In the absence of any other weevil, I must recognize that one as the lesser.
>>215457414Our God is an awesome God :)
>>215457849The dog's eyes are shopped out
>>215458542>Yo bananas is now my bananas, bitch!
>>215458564The Creator certainly keeps things... Interesting.
>>215457534make the dogs lips appear but the second you blink it becomes the steven kimg monster again
>>215458110
>>215453563luv sea bugs me
Post sloths
>>215458457>average human that would probably be mauled to death by a hamster while crying for help>versus a bird that is so greedy and aggressive that it lives on the ground and only flies for funI think I'll bet on the brid
>>215458708
>>215454188You could show me this shit set in space and I’d tell you to fuck off with your fake shit, but in the sea you just kind of accept these things exist.
>>215458828
>>215458813
>>215453987Hot. Even that deadpan expression goddamn it works
>>215458845
Invertebrates will inherit the world
>>215454188How does it even make the body at the end turn into that shape
>>215457790Leave the arachnids to me
>Watch bug fights>Most of the kills are pretty clean>Suddenly get to spider fights and they get their abdomen completely destroyed with their disgusting insides spilling all over and the spider is desperately trying to run away despite half their body being a mushy pulp
>>215453941>ghosts arent creatures
>>215453743black bears are such massive pussies, it always tickles me when normalfags think they're scary.
>>215453987>no tattoosthis is how you know that the footage was shot decades ago
>>215453987you JUST know
>>215453822tarkus if he real
>>215459129GATORED
>>215457414Funny
>>215453987>just rolling through chomping at leaves literally me if I were a crocodile
>>215458835Even children flail in panicked frenzy, Anon. Never mind a full-grown human going berserk when a 128oz bird scares them.
>>215454267Fun fact: octopi are the only animals that can consent.
>>215458110:3
>>215457414gem
>>215458841GET UP IN THAT ASS, LARRY
>>215458595Why the fuck is it so fast??
>>215457473Me on the left trying to be funny and anon calls me a faggot.
>>215454353It's just the average American Alligator.
>>215459347jazzbug
barnacles still blow my mind, the way they're born as a pretty believable crustacean and then as they mature they decide the most optimal way to live is to bend themselves in half form a chitinous substance around their body welding themself in place for the rest of their life while they use their long limbs to reach out and just grab food that floats by for the rest of ever. I used to think their body transformed into the shell and they lost their animal form but I learned recently that its still inside the shell, anyways sea creatures blow my mind we're lucky to have the ocean in absence of being able to search space
>>215459414They are death dealers with cute ears that spray their poop all over to mark territory. If a hippo wants you dead, you're dead.
Hayai!
>>215459414hax
>>215454072Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Frieza, and King Cold
>>215458595>hippopotamus is derived from the ancient Greek ἵππος (hÃppos) 'horse' and ποταμός (potamós) 'river', together meaning 'horse of the river'.>Some crazy ancient greek fuck got close enough to one of these that he realized it was running along the ocean floor and called it a waterhorse
>doom soundtrack playing
amazing how high quality threads are often not on their home board, I was on /an/ looking for fun stuff for an hour the other day and this was better, still /an/ is a ton of fun don't let me sway anyone against it
>>215459224Elaborate
>>215458191I have dreams like that sometimes. I’ll be walking in the woods then I look up at a tree and there is a hawk the size of a dragon sitting there staring at me.
>>215459435>born as a pretty believable crustaceankinda looks like a happy merchant lol
>>215459497>You're filming THEM!?>I'LL give you something to film, you better STOP IT!Cities sprout wonderful growth in humans~
>>215459497Imagine seeing those at night
>>215456042that's a big fox
>>215459615
>>215458060>these assholes think I'm a rice nigger!
>>215459642is this real?
>>215459347it looks jewish for some reason
>>215459615for you
>>215459490I swear they copied that exact thing for a resident evil game but just used "monster" instead of "hippo".
>>215459642real or fake?
>>215455064
>>215459490>imagine if you were in a rowboat
>>215457390mmmwwwahhh the french!
>>215459691My slave is going overboard to satiate the beast.
>>215459721That bird belongs to the "oviary" family.
>>215459547Sex.
>>215453712t. big pharma
>>215458595>>215459490These things are vicious. As a member of the hippopotamus genocide squad in colombia i've had to kill tens of those bastards but they breed extremely fastthere were ~50 of them 10 years ago, there's ~50 million now
>>215459721designed by tite kubo
>>215459003(Formerly Chuck's)
>>215460136Top lel.
>>215454085>>215454562
>>215459974how the heck did they get into south america?
>>215453743That'll do, pig. That'll do.
>>215459347>Depa geda?>Vurk vavooo!
>>215457565I SAY-I SAY-I SAY SON
>>215458044are they really that fragile? I thought spiders could fall off a cliff and just waddle away
>>215459112They're big racoons. Brown bears are the scary ones.
>>215458813>>215458879>claws can accelerate at a rate comparable to that of a .22 caliber bullet when fired, having around 1500 newtons of force with each swing/attack.[8]>The appendage differences divide mantis shrimp into two main types: those that hunt by impaling their prey with spear-like structures and those that smash prey with a powerful blow from a heavily mineralised club-like appendage>Because they strike so rapidly, they generate vapor-filled bubbles in the water between the appendage and the striking surface—known as cavitation bubbles.[15] The collapse of these cavitation bubbles produces measurable forces on their prey> the prey is hit twice by a single strike; first by the claw and then by the collapsing cavitation bubbles>the resulting shock wave can be enough to stun or kill. >Mantis shrimp are thought to have the most complex eyes in the animal kingdom and the most complex front-end for any visual system ever discovered.[19][20][21]>Compared with the four types of photoreceptor cell that humans possess in their eyes, the eyes of a mantis shrimp have between 12 and 16 types of photoreceptor cells. Furthermore, some of these stomatopods can tune the sensitivity of their long wavelength colour vision to adapt to their environment.[22]>Mantis shrimp can perceive wavelengths of light ranging from deep ultraviolet (300 nm) to far-red (720 nm) and polarised light.[20][28] >Six species of mantis shrimp have been reported to be able to detect circularly polarised light, which has not been documented in any other animal>is thus believed to have optimal polarisation vision.[37][41] It is the only animal known to have dynamic polarisation vision.>During mating rituals, mantis shrimp actively fluoresce>Females are only fertile during certain phases of the tidal cycle; the ability to perceive the phase of the moon may, therefore, help prevent wasted mating efforts.
>>215460570not the huge ones
>>215457473me on the right is every relationship I've ever had with a woman
>>215460601>Mantis shrimp are long-lived and exhibit complex behaviour, such as ritualised fighting, or by the use of fluorescent patterns on their bodies for signalling with their own and perhaps even other species>Many have developed complex social behaviours to defend their space from rivals>They can learn and remember well, and are able to recognise neighbouring mantis shrimp with which they frequently interact. They can recognise them by visual signs and even by individual smell.What was GOD thinking when making these fuckers?
>>2154576181 Timothy 6:20-21 KJVO Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.
>>215459452the most retarded fish>live in water>breath airwho the fuck designed this shit
>>215458123its scientific fact that viruses are categorized as non-living. they literally are just RNA strands sheathed in a protein shell that occasionally swap around RNA with other airborne viruses. they don't even propagate their own, the RNA invades a living organism and its cells get hijacked into make more of the virus. it vaguely does what living organisms do, in the sense that it can propagate and has some kind of way to generationally adapt, but without an actual living organism around to do the bulk of the work, it would fail to exist.TLDR; these faggots are the gasoline station card-skimmers of nature
>>215459347>Tank ControlsSovl
>>215459130lol
>>215460372Pablo Escobar bought a bunch of Hippos and brought them to his home, but once he got arrested he released them all into the wild and they became an invasive species
>>215460911>can get any animal>gets fuckin hipposcocaine is a helluva drug
>>215460664must be thinking it's pretty lame how a random asteroid blew up the coolest of His creations and subsequently the ones that luck into self awareness are some random primates instead of the plethora of badass ocean creatures.
>>215453903>Hurr why you no post plain boring brown shit ITT hurrrr
>>215460995
>>215460840They're not fishes
>>215459112The thing is, they COULD fuck you up, they just generally don't. And to a certain extent I get the self preservation instinct, you're sizing up a human or a pig or even a small cat throwing paws at you and you think "is it worth the risk? I can just go eat some berries or catch a salmon or something". It's when they're starving or get habituated to eating human trash that they get dangerous, or worst of all you come across a momma bear with her cubs on a trail.
>>215461223
>>215461336Why is the bird pretending to be a caterpillar?
>>215453987I need a chubby gf with no tattoos so fucking bad
https://youtu.be/uMl6YcLZ7V0?si=jj3PSdVndSN-17Yxhttps://youtu.be/9cxnRo2IhBk?si=WY1QlaTduSJtD7cWhttps://youtu.be/hGYMbj_0LMQ?si=eK9q-GmCIKy0iwTthttps://youtu.be/THlZbHueP6c?si=OW12z06qjiekHGihhttps://youtu.be/6NIB_n8Y66o?si=2qBXxXLeWYKXBBob
>>215461405it's a caterpillar pretending to be a bird, so that the bird parent feeds it
>>215454267that's a female octopus I can tell
>>215454188>gets ripped apart by the jets at the enddamn..
>>215454085Hmm. That doesn't seem right.
>>215457565is this achievable natty?
>>215461447kys storm demon worshiper
>>215461336>>215461405was going to ask the same question is that a birb pretending to be a poisonous caterpillar? never seen that before and I love me some nature kinos
>>215461405>>215461502Hairy caterpillars tend to be poisonous. So they don't get attacked.
>>215455821what a drama queen
>>215461336>can't tell if it's a bird pretending to be a caterpillar or a caterpillar masquerading as a bird>either way i'd get the fuck outta therewell played, nature, well played
>>215454085
>>215455986they aren't fish, they are actually reptiles like snakes
>>215461473
>>215461565
>>215461592the shitting was horrible until I saw the myriad baby scorpions on top as well
>>215458509Thats basically what kissing bugs are. And they give you a parasite that lays dormant in you for decades until it kills you with heart failure
>>215455815Sounds very indian
>>215461311thats unsanitary as fuckstupid women
>>215458568thanks, I was going insane trying to figure out why I couldnt see it anymore
>>215461647what the fuck is a bunny rabbit going to buy on the high street?
>>215461616rest in peace tasmanian doggo
>>215458509assassin bugs like those kill something like 50000 people a yearsnails kill even more
>>215457790Sun spiders/wind scorpions are epic too
>>215458993It's getting torn apart by the water jet from whatever is filming it.
>>215461575>NOPE.webm
>>215461806
>>215461810>Recovering from a forward aerial that quickly.Impressive.
>>215461793lol
>>215462014>a spider>also a snekcould only be worse if it was also a hippo
>>215459575I should rewatch Rain Man.
>>215462178is it good? i watched it only once, in high schoolthat was long agoall i remember was the toothpick (or was it matchstick?) scene in the restaurant
>>215461585So indians evolved from snails. Remarkable!
>>215454085WHAT THE FUCK is this SHIT????
>>215454085I didn't know that those fuckers have additional pincers in their mouth!
>>215462259I haven't watched it in at least 20 years, but I remember liking it back then.
>>215461575om nom non
>>215462259>>215462561the "uh oh" scene always stuck in my head when Tom Cruise is trying to get frisky with his missus. although I'm the same and not watched it for maybe 15 years. should give it another whirl at some point. don't think halloween is the right time tho.
>>215462561will dorecently re-watched The Color of Money, quite funny how in that one Tom Cruise was the "retard" (or as the French say: the natural) and in Rain Man the roles swap
>>215461861>ywn be a steppe archerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTaYvMmNYU
>>215461575It's like watching an obese negro woman eat lobster on a plane. Minus the gallon of butter.
