>new malcolm in the middle series>malcolm is dating a black girl>hal and louis have a non-binary daughter>dewey re-cast
>>215454766Are they going to address why he is not president?
>>215454788Whenever they do remakes or reboots now the character has to be a failure. Malcolm will be a wretched failure.
>>215455301What the fuck happened to Reese?
>>215454766it got written before the fascist takeover
>>215455330jewish genes.
>>215454766Mitm with black girls? White Malcolm boy summer bros!
>>215455322It's not that they have to directly be a failure, it's that they have to maintain the status quo from the original showThat means no significant character growth can happen during the years off-screen, so they come off as losers who stagnated and wasted their life achieved nothing
>>215455301Dewey always looked tardeedOther two look fine
>>215455330I beat him up for being Jewish.
>>215455354There's absolutely no reason the characters cannot have experienced any growth during their absence and still remain true to the characters we remembered. Other than the writers being shitty and have depressive world views.
>>215455369You were right to do it.
>>215454788Hes like 5'6 and poor, he would never become president.
>>215455301Reese should be a born again Christian or something.The only thing that makes that aesthetic work. He can still be a compete asshole.
>>215455330AIDS
>>215455382>Other than the writers being shitty and have depressive world views.don't forget executive mandates because they think it needs to hit all the familiar notes for audiences to want it
>>215455424It has been a while since we've had a decent Christian moral fagging asshole character
>>215455435Touche. Shitty writers and meddling executives is a sure fire recipe for disappointment. I'd like this to be good but sadly I'm confident it will be fucking horrendous.
>>malcolm is dating a black girlIs it the African girl Francis let get away?
>>215455399Thanks, I appreciate it.
>>215454766>malcolm is dating a black girlbasedblack qt x white nerd is best pairing
>>215455354King of the Hill did a successful revival with positive character growth. 9 year time jump
>>215455424>>215455462The actor is gay. Reese was gay-coded, even back then. There is NO way they aren't making his character homosexual.
it's only 4 episodes who cares.can't wait for the Breaking bad references
>>215455727Chocolate qweenz
>>215454766Who wanted this? >>215455761Not true, weirdo
>>215454766>non-binary woman>it's a traditionally attractive woman that acts and sounds like a normal woman 99% of the time but will sometimes wear somewhat masculine clothes and man-spread or whateverevery fucking time
>>215455301I thought he forgot everything about the series because of his car accident or something?
>>215454766>malcolm is dating a black girlI thought he was divorced or broken up at least and stuck raising his sassy now it all daughter in the synopsis that came out last year?
>>215454788He is in his 30s still. So still kind of young to be President.
>>215454788We dont elect anyone younger than 50
>>215454766>hal and louis have a non-binary daughterThat's bait.
Black girlfriend and tranny kid means I shan’t be watching
>>215456120>Vaughan Murrae is a non-binary actor from Toronto, Canada, who uses they/them pronouns
>>215454788I think they made it clear in many episodes that him being gifted didn't really translate in that much of an advantage in real life beyond school. if anything it was the oppositehim ending up like his father would actually make a lot more sense
>>215456197The whole president plan is one of the weakest if not worst parts of the show. Way too optimistic, since when are Presidents elected for being book smart?
>>215455352wtf they look huge
>>215456197Ya, exactly why they gave him a daughter. So she could be gifted as well and be the real genius who becomes extremely successful. Just another example of a male franchise and its male characters being shat on to have their legacy, achievements, and identity transferred to women. Passing of the torch if you will. The only thing I’m surprised about is they didn’t give malcom a muttlato daughter.
>>215454766they should have resurrected it as an animated thing
>>215456259Be an actually interesting twist if they made Malcolm's daughter into a female reese, and because school is made for girl his alpha bitch cheerleader daughter that effortlessly excels at cooking and home ec ends up succeeding where everyone else in the family failed.
>>215456259>The only thing I’m surprised about is they didn’t give malcom a muttlato daughter.oh, they will, you'll see
>>215454766God there was something about the mom that made me rock hard. Wish there was a porn star like her but the best we can get is cory chase
>>215454766Lois, you ESL thirdie nigger
>>215456197>him ending up like his father would actually make a lot more senseMakes sense. Isn't it implied that Hal is actually pretty fucking smart but still fucking poor? He's a systems analyst IIRC
>>215456747Lois has transitioned
>>215456602Mommy issues
>>215455761https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_BerfieldHe's married with 2 kids
>>215454766Why do some of you retards have such a hard time spelling Lois?
>>215454766shan't be watching anyway so why should i get mad
>>215455301Jesus, these are some awful genetics. Only Francis looks good.
>>215454766>subtitle
>>215454766>assuming OP wouldn’t complain about Stevie Kenarban and his parents>assuming OP wouldn’t complain about Stanley Winn>assuming OP wouldn’t complain about Dewey being faggot>assuming OP wouldn’t complain about Cynthia Sanders beating up Reese
>>215456845it's an ESL thing
>>215455330faggotry. actor is a legit cocksucker.
>>215455301Francis barely aged
>>215455352Who do those chocolate milkers belong to?
>>215455301For the longest time I always thought that Francis was the same actor as the one from How I met your mother.
>>215455761Have you not heard of Milo Yunolopalis (or however you spell his gay greek name)
>>215456819God damn, most people would get in trouble marrying just one. How did he do it?
>>215456759Yes. Hal canonically spends most of his free time fucking because Lois is a freak.
>>215455352booba
>>215455330Oh shit, at first glance I thought that was Dewey's replacement. Grim.
>>215456176>can't tell the difference between an actor and the character they're playing
>>215455352This girl isn't black
>>215458038Look at that awful nappy hair, she's black.
>>215456863Old-fag protip: You don’t have to reply to every post.
>>215458097This is your entire existence and it's pathetic
>>215454766Is Heisenberg going to be in it?
>>215455369Sieg heil, fren.
>>215455301It's weird how if you're introduced to someone who's 40, he just looks like a 40 year old dude. He could be handsome, he could be ugly, or anywhere in between, but it's just a dude who's 40.However, if you watch an older show, and get used to seeing how the actors looked when they were young, they almost always end up looking old, ragged and tired when you see them at age 40, like you've taken a young face and applied awful, artificial old man makeup. It's as if they don't look like natural 40 year olds, but like artificially aged kids with wrinkles.>that's not weird, it's because you get used to how they look at a certain ageYeah yeah, it's still weird.
So what exactly happened to the Dewey actor? Did he get diddled?
>>215454766>life’s still unfair gay fucking title “Malcolm in the middle aged” is better
>>215455301Frankie and Christopher look great what the fuck happened to Reese? hes gay and has AIDS
>>215455894this was mis interested/over stated. What he meant was “no I don’t remember this specific scene or this specific show for a scene I filmed over 20 years ago” what people don’t realize is that actors don’t generally even see the finished product and scenes/episodes are filmed haphazardly and totally out of order. That’d be like “hey anon what were you doing at school on October 17th 2004?”
>>215454766Wait, it's coming out this year? I'm still not even close to finishing rewatching the original.
Frankie seems like a good guy. I was sad when I heard about his racing crash
>>215456286what a terrible fucking idea god damn anon
>>215456939to be fair Frankie Muniz was a cute kid but started to goofy by the end of the show and that was in 2007
>>215454766> the only CHILD actor who DEFINITELY got RAPED is the one who's re-castWhat a marvelous coincidence huh?
>>215457161for me it’s mixing up NPH, Francis from MiTM, and Deryck the lead singer of Sum41
>>215455894you think he even bothered to remember the episodes he was in while he was a child? i don't even remember half the shit i did at his age and i doubt he was interested in watching his acting
>>215454788malcolm is a short, uncharismatic, neurotic friendless dork filled with envy and self-loathing. he is probably the least likely person to become president from his entire school. his mother was retarded and actually wrecked his life when she prevented him from getting that programming gig. he would have been happiest and most successful in some high-iq autist job far away from normal people.
>>215454766This is gonna be depressing. Who is this for?
>>215454788If they don't make him at least enormously successful financially and politically connected, they're retarded. You can do a lot with someone forced into success by their shitty parents, especially if they personally had no desire to be there. >>215455417He doesn't have to become the President, but he should be extremely successful. "Hes actually just a total loser" sequel plot is massively overdone.
>>215454788that was really fucking stupid. Malcolm was always portrayed as a math/numbersguy not politics. He’s too fucking neurotic and weird to get people to like and vote for him
>>215455301
They're not going to bring back Dewey in order to distract people from the fact that they did bring back Francis
>>215458978>he should be extremely successful. "Hes actually just a total loser" sequel plot is massively overdone.all of his characterization particularly later in the show paints him as a total loser already. he has the quintessential underachieving failson personality.
>HEY DO YOU REMEMBER [commercially successful thing from the 90s/2000s]why is modern media like this
>>215458604Probably the opposite. He made his fortune and didn't want to be part of the degeneracy any longer.
>>215459131they replaced all their creatives with trannies and women. insert tolkien quote
>>215459173>insert tolkien quote"Please refrain from illegally acquiring my portrait"Jr. Tomkien
>>215456101JFK was 43
>>215454766>malcolm is dating a black girlUh grok is that real?Hot!
>>215454788because Trump stole the election from him
>>215454766https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=owK-2zmVhd8
>>215454766how did they get away with this?
Will this be Kamala core?
>>215457792ESL fail.
>>215454766>in the middle of filming
>>215454766What was the story about the dewey actor again?Didn't he get molested during the production of the show?
>>215461809Dewey has a restraining order against Bryan Cranston. That's all I know.
>>215461838Not true https://www.aol.com/lifestyle/bryan-cranston-opens-why-dewey-005319328.html
>>215454788>Malcom in the Middle East>A gifted young president tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional cabinet.
>>215455330Sons of Tucson
>>215454766Will they resist the temptation to add a Breaking Bad reference?
The daughter in question.
>>215459078kek. I literally don't even recognize him and can't recall what the kid looked like
>>215458604Lois's actress was asked about him not doing any conventions or public reunions for the show, a few years ago and mentioned he's doing very well, and was at college doing a masters degree at the time of the interview, he just decided he wasn't interested in show business after doing MITM for seven years, which was much of his childhood and early teens. /tv/ seemingly can't comprehend the idea that someone wouldn't want to be famous.
>>215461809No, /tv/ made that up and just repeated it until people believed it.
>>215465183>it's just a normal girl who dresses slightly tomboyishEvery time
>>215455301Francis turned into Hal. That's quite fortunate really.
>>215463319is it weird i actually like that show
>>215465357It's better to gracefully bow out than the alternative
>>215465183
>>215465393What did you think "non-binary" means?
>>215465183>>215465704Oh no.... he's hot...
>>215465803Absolutely nothing?
>>215465470I thought it was watchable.
Malcolm went to shit when they got to Highschool.
I thought frankie muniz couldn't remember anything anymore or whateverhow well can he act?
Didn't Hal get shot and die after fighting those hillbillies?
>>215456176>Vaughan Murrae is a non-binary >expect a troon or a dyke>it's a qt with short hairfucking nothing
>>215454766It's going to be zoomer slop. Malcolm was supposed to be president or a politician after working shitty jobs during college. I'm assuming they'll make him some washed up cuck loser like they always do because life just is miserable. They really shouldn't be rebooting this.
How the fuck is someone non-binary? Are they a fucking mannequin?
Dewey died in season two and they kept him in the show with specialized animatronics and puppeteers.
>>215454788Malcom is a fucking loser, who would vote for him?
>>215466770>Vaughan MurraeThis is going to be a repeat of the disaster with the cute girl from the Bill & Ted movie. What a waste
>>215455417>>215458926i can smell your deformed leg bones from here
>hal and lois have a non-binary daughterI forgot she was pregnant again at some point. Do Americans really just keep shitting out children until their bodies give up?
>>215466054Don't worry, she's got a vagina.
>>215466770short-ish hair
>>215454788Lost to Lisa Simpson
Why didn't malcolm marry that big tittied jew?
>>215467030Poor Americans do, much to the chagrin of everyone else, who now have to foot the bill.
>>215454788He can't go to Yemen, he's an analyst.
>>215467251Eww, that's a man
>>215454766>son 1: hell raiser (secret genius)>son 2: retarded hell raiser (cooking genius)>son 3: genius savant>son 4: autistic artistic genius savant>son 5: hell raiser tbd >son 6: daughter (autistic)Lois never stopped smoking
>>215465183cute
>>215466770It means that funny nonbinary joke will be off limits to the writers
>>215455301Isn't that the band who wrote the pisstanbul not Constantinople song?
>>215456819A paedophile AND a bigamist ?
What is the point if this reboot? Why can’t more actors be like Dewey?
The guy replacing Dewey looks identical to him wtf?
>>215454766Imagine being a genius about to go into tech in 2005 and your mother makes you do politics insteadHe could have been a billionaire like five times over
>>215468873He actually looks more like a grown up Dewey than the actual Dewey actor wound up looking.
>>215465183>Lois wants a daughter>gets a ftm trannyserves that bitch right
>>215469211She's "non binary", you moron, not "tranny". It's just a meme phrase for tomboys.
>>215469280tomato tomato
>>215469308No, it really isn't.
>>215456231>Way too optimistic, since when are Presidents elected for being book smart?They explicitly said that Malcolm was going to buy the Presidency if he wasn't able to gain popular support.
>>215467030>Do Americans really just keep shitting out children until their bodies give up?Lois and Hal were sex freaks. Lois released her (selfinflicted) stress with sex and Hal was 24/7 horny for her.
The episode where Lois and Hal can't have sex for a few weeks and their lives get immediately better is one of my favorites. And then all it takes for Hal to cave again is Lois bringing one of her straps down
>>215454766honestly if it weren't current year, Jamie or the kid Lois was pregnant with at the end of the show trooning out would have been funny just because of that whole episode of her imagining what having daughters would be like
>not Malcolm in the mid-life crisisWhat a waste
dewey was molested
>>215469867fiction
>>215469867Sad but true. I played one of the recurring characters on MALCOLM and can confirm. There was often rhythmic slapping coming from Dewey's trailer.
>>215454788He's actually the perfect age>still small time politician, maybe state representative or town councillor>season-long arc is anxiety about going to the next level, either house representative or governorshipA term or two like that, then presidential election. He loses in the primary but gets secretary of state. Then president after that.
>>215454766>dewey re-castThe producers raped Dewey.
>>215469867>>215470013Repetitive
>>215470042Yeah, they raped him repeatedly.
>>215467086not sure which was worse, when netflix banned the episode from streaming or when they displayed a warning before it stating they don't condone sexual assault/failed action rape
>>215457100My cute retarded wife, Chase Infiniti
>>215455330Don't they pump these child actors full of drugs to block their hormones in order to try and keep them looking as young and ageless as possible for whatever show they're in? Macaulay Culkin comes to mind as another who looked like they never hit puberty and looks weird as an adult.
>>215470404>when netflix banned the episode from streamingthis never happened
>>215470491No anon, that was in the Simpsons as a joke.
>>215470543I don't watch the simpsons, so I didn't know that. Why couldn't it be a possibility though, when there have been worse things to happen to child actors in Hollywood? Do you think they would put a joke like that in the Simpsons just so people can deflect it in the same way you just did?
>>215470611>Do you think they would put a joke like that in the Simpsons just so people can deflect it in the same way you just did?Do you suffer from some sort of neurological impairment?
>>215470451shes clearly adhdbased mocha tard
>>215470633No, now answer my questions instead of continuing to deflect.
>>215455735"Bobby, we must be better men, that's why you need support Connie's decision to have an open relationship?
>>215454766>>malcolm is dating a black girlWho cares as long as she is hot
>>215467251damn. I forgot how much she reminded me of a big nosed Italian girl I dated.
>>215454766didnt this faggot claim to not remember malcolm in the middle? Also I was a cable guy and working at his moms house and overheard her on the phone talking about how he beat up his girlfriend
>>215470611>if a comedy makes a joke.....it must be a conspiracy to cover up something!
>>215470667
>>215470821I didn't say that, I just asked if it could be a possibility. What do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs4p7Sw8qNE
>15hrs later>anons are still arguing about trannies for no reason
>>215467681>non-binary daughter>landwhale mother I'm starting to notice a pattern here...
>>215465183Is the "daughter" adopted or are we supposed to believe that Lois got pregnant again after the show ended?even the final pregnancy in the show was stretching credibility a little, but then what? 50 year old Lois popped out an ultra autistic enby creature?
>>215471615The last scene in the show is Lois finding out she’s pregnant again, doofus
>>215471615She announces being pregnant again in the finale, so there's another baby after Jamie.
>>215471633>>215471640completely wiped that from my memory lol
>>215471515>white>dopamine problems
>>215455761kill yourself
>>215455330Reese's in pieces
>>215454766remakes/late sequels should be banned
>>215470667Anon, this forced attempt at a meme was dead on arrival, move on.
>>215471615She is shown with a positive pregnancy test in her last scene of the series finale, to which Hal screams in horror. That kid would now be in their teens at least, while Jamie would be a young adult.
>>215471633>>215471640>>215471730Still Lois' actress was 50 by the season finale, that's pretty fucking rare outside of fringe cases or IVF and shit
>>215471970Lois is hyper fertile
>>215471970My music teacher in 3rd grade got pregnant at 50
This looks like shit
Kitty was so fucking hot
>>215472305>goodbye husband and disabled son I’m off to ride the cock carasoul I never got to ride
>>215460844fpbp
>>215455322Retard, KotH where everyone expected Bobby to be a failure, he was successful
So this is the thread where everyone gets mad at their own assumptions right?
>>215455301>>215454766Malcolm in the Midlife more like it
>>215469537It’s only a week lol, I literally just watched the episode
>>215455301Reece has aids?
>>215458571Its only jarring because the actors did nothing else. Ryan Gosling is a child actor and he doesn't look weird to you.
>>215455424Reese was a bully to nerds, even then he still got his shit pushed in. Hes a really wimpy pathetic character desu.
>>215467681How did those genes produce such a cutie
>>215454766What I don't get is who the fuck the intended audience for this is? The whole point of Malcom in the middle was that it is supposed to be a relatable but exaggeration of what growing up in middle class America was like. A funnier, less depressing, and absurd Wonder Years for millennials.If they try to do what they did for childhood but for adulthood I can't imagine it won't come off as cringey and whiny.
>>215469280eh, they're all desperate pleas for attention.
>>215473236disney adults anonthey think adults who grew up watching the show will point at the screen and pog like crazy because they recognize something from their childhoodsad thing is they are probably right
>>215473242One of them is a girl wearing a baggy shirt sometimes, another is a girl having her breasts removed, taking testosterone and getting a weird fake flesh dick attached to her.
>>215455301>malcom's has brain damage from a racecar crash in real life>reese is balding and looks terrible and kind of gay>frances permanent sadness in his eyes ever since his brother>no dewey at allguaranteed to be kino
>>215473452>malcom's has brain damage from a racecar crash in real lifepeople keep saying this but the only proof is that he can't remember some random line from a random episode decades ago. I can't even remember what I ate for dinner on a specific date five years ago.
>>215473236Relatable for millennial "gifted kids" who are now stuck in dead-end wagie office jobs instead of becoming the tech billionaire that everyone always said they would be.
>>215473452Life is unfaaaaair
>>215473205Literally the mom and daughter from birdemichttps://youtu.be/1XLi4wxiFGQ
>>215473567so basically normal millennials who got the opportunity to prove to our shitty school system that they weren't completely retarded. Also school took up only so much of the show so it is still relatable to non-"gifted" kids.
>>215454766too dewey was torn apart by bears
>>215457958All the gender special actors have to be their special gender in acting too. See Ellen.
>>215456972>Stanley Winn>Cynthia SandersI never remember tertiary characters like that by name, I didn't even realize any of the cadets from Francis' military school HAD names.
>>215454766>Malcom in 2025 isn't even making the same funny face because life is just literally fucking complete utter bullshit in 2025. You can just see how lifeless and soulless he has become. There are no more jokes just meaninglessnessGod damn....
>>215467251Post more of her zamn
>>215455301Where the hell is Dewey?
>>215473808he doesn't give a shit about acting and just wants to teach literature. honestly good on him, I wouldn't want to be in this garbage either.
>>215458604Cute little boy like that. A shame if he wasn't diddled.
>>215473489They all seem to think Muniz must be like them who saw every episode of the show three times and can quote some of them backwards.
>>215473775
>>215473808Living his life.
>>215474033>be teen>struggling to manage both school, social life, and also filming every day since you are the main character of a hit tv show>for budget/efficiency reasons, film episodes out of order, or film multiple episodes concurrently>only real passion is cars. Care more about some fucking front wheel drive VW with fake disc brakes that was in fast n furious than whatever the fuck is going on with the set>15 years later some fan asks you some specific question about episode #43>"lol i don't even remember filming that episode">suddenly everyone thinks you're retarded
>>215474137>>suddenly everyone thinks you're retardedlife is unfaaaair
>>215455352maybe mulattos are ok in my book
>>215455301>>215454766He’s wearing a wig? He was as bald as you can be without being completely bald.
>>215470611>Do you think they would put a joke like that in the Simpsons just so people can deflect it in the same way you just did?yes.
>>215474137Can you imagine being an actor who actually watches and rewatched the shows you’re in? That’s psycho shit.
>>215474071i enjoy the female butt
>>215470611Here's the thing...you are going to believe what you choose to believe, regardless of evidence. Because this isn't an evidence based affair for you, it rarely is. You picture reality in such a way, and must rearrange the layout to match your suppositions.
