What would you say if you ended up on Dexter's table?
>>215456864>Only gay retards kill me.
>>215456864Are you the character Dexter Morgan from the hit American TV show Dexter
>>215456864I have IBS*shits violently*
>>215456864N-
>>215456864>i have proof of all your crimes and it will all be revealed to the police in 1 hour if i personally dont stop a mail i programmed to send and also im your sisters new boyfriend in this episode
I think your band is cool but I'm 90% sure you faked cancer for attention.
>>215456864I wouldn't say anything him. I would listen to what he had to say. And that's what nobody did.
>>215456864i would not say a single thing. i would lie down and listen to what he had to say, and thats what everybody did
I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what he has to say, and that's what no one did.
>>215457112>>215457114>>215457122>mfw I'm too late again
>>215456884What do you think all the plastic wrapping is for?
>That blood's been in my dick, you know.>Enjoy my boner oil, homo.
>>215456864Give me the aliens instead.
>>215457190Medically speaking, this doesn't make too much sense.
>>215457402You could almost say, it's quite alien.
>>215456864Can I get Deb’s phone number?
Just say the victims raped you.
>>215457183Who will be taking them to the trashcan?
>>215457190wtf
>>215456864erm so that just happened
>>215457421>Humanoid aliens.>In fact, more human-looking than any animal on Earth.>Pull up alien scalpel identical to human scalpel>Cut to an arsenal of impractical and yet strangely familiar and ergonomical devices/tools>needleception that goes directly into the eye>"testing" that looks more like tortureI don't know, sport. Seems unimaginative to me
>>215458789Maybe humans are the aliens all along.
>>215456864Wait until I start cumming
>>215456864Die
>>215456864Ask if I can fuck Deb
>>215458834is this from the video where he jacks off then the guy chops his head off
>>215459051No it’s from a tv show
>>215457190>tonights the night
>>215456864I wouldn't do anything, I'd listen, which is what no one else did
>>215457112>>215457114>>215457122there it is :)
A bunch of crazy shit about voodoo while pretending to be blind.
>>215459559Member when they give him a brief POV shot of him looking up ar Dexter despite being blind?
>>215457112>>215457114>>215457122Good job lads, onto the next thread.
>>215458789Probably there were no aliens, just some psychos kidnap and torture a guy, and his mind build walls around the event in a shape of an aliens
>>215456864>"You're a fag LOL"
>>215456864i would sing the song "nookie" by limp bizkit in its entirety on repeat until he killed me or removed my ability to communicate it in some way up to and including wiggling it in morse code
>>215459327Made me laugh.
>>215456864>wait wait wait! can we do this another time? i'm a little tied up at the moment haha
>>215457554he's already dismembering you, that shit is coming out either way.
>>215458834bros... i'm scared
OH N-
>>215457183doesn't matter the poop will be all over your legs and butt or else he'll have to smell your poop in his car until he dumps your body
Hello Dexter.We can finally talk, freely.It is time we discuss your sister and her current whereabouts.
