Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
Run away screaming
>>215457645Now or if I was fucking 6?
m'clownie
>>215457645pinch nose
>>215457699Is that 'agrid?
>>215457645I simply pretend I didn't hear him and go home
>>215457645Pull my pants down and pee on him
>>215457645>Ayo dis clown ass nigga in da sewer!
“Oh, you have a whole circus down there? Suuuuuure thing pal!”>pull down my pants and piss on him “Hey, clowny, you ever see a dick this big before?”
>>215457645I would have fucked it before it fucks me.
Force it to take the form of a weak hot woman who submits to meFuck it
Well, if I had to take a pee at that very moment......
>>215457985>>215457775>>215457768/tv/ has lots to answer for lately.
>>215457645Mentally bite his tongue and perform the ritual of Chud because im not an illiterate retard and have already read the book
>>215457645I’d back away slowly and call someone, because that’s either a very committed prankster or a very dangerous situation. If someone were seriously doing that, the safest move would be to get away and call the police or whoever owns the property. Even if it’s just a joke, a person hiding in a storm drain is a safety risk. And if he’s luring people with balloons there’s always a possibility he’s a pedophile trying to bait a kid to rape.
>>215457645Beat him up
>>215457645kick him in the teeth then piss on him
Gape my asshole while he watches.
>>215457699this ends the tomfoolery.
>>215457768came here to post this
>>215458064
>>215457645Tell him to stop clowning around
>>215457645Why didn't Pennywise disguise himself as a really young hot girl? Wouldn't it have been easier to attract little boys that way?
>>215457701*boop*
>>215458464People will question a girl with no home or parents but not a wandering clown
>>215458359You asked me realistically what I would do in that situation, and I responded with what I would realistically do. I’m willing to wager 99% of people here realistically would back away and call 911, including you.
>>215458664No one likes a grass
Corrective rape it before it's courtroom appearance. That's the only way to deal with homicidal clowns. He won't be eating kids no more, that's for sure.They don't call me Stan 'The Penis' Uris for nothing.
>>215457645I wouldn't say a single word to him, I would listen
>one of the most powerful beings in the universe who can travel across space>gets stuck on earth in some small town>this is how hillbillies see themselvesLaughable writing
>>215457703No, that's Mad Eye Moody. 'Agrid is with Snape and Dumbledore now.
>>215458464Imagine
>>215457645GIMMIE BY BOAT BACK, YOU FUCKING CLOWN!!!!!
>>215457645I would wave because I know that the Clowns are on my side.
>>215458051Stephen, nobody cares about your coked up ramblings.
>>215457645I would listen to what they have to say and that's what no one did
>>215457645Kick him hard in the teeth and laugh as I walked away.
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