I don't really get how you can have sex with a complete stranger that you met 10 minutes ago on your honeymoon
>>215459126Women are whores, Anon.
>>215459126Same. Fucking weird and gross.
>>215459126Yeah, that's the whole impetus for the plot of the movie.
>>215459126Be more like the hippo anon
>>215459126Women have sex. Normies have sex, just when they feel like, with whomever they feel like as long as it's mutual. Romance, loyalty and chastity are chud fantasies.
>>215459126Women live in the moment, anon. You know, the breakfast conundrum.They then spend all their time post facto gaslighting themselves and others.
>>215459126Does anybody remember CDAN "Coke Mom" saga against Deborah Messing? According to that website that bitch was out of control with the cocaine. Wonder if it was true?
>>215459126women crave strange penis
>>215459126There is the scene of the wedding video where they are pointing out that her expression was already showing doubts, so it's believable that she would have a woman moment for the first hot cock she saw just because of some marriage regrets.
>>215459126Honestly as much as it probably crushed him...I would much rather this shit happen 2 days into the marriage then to spend 10, 20, hell even 30 years in a marriage and the whole time she's getting crucified by cocks behind your back. I mean she should've just fucked off before they even got married or engaged but at the very least she didn't waste 20+ years of his time, so he was still able to go out and find someone else. Imagine getting divorced in your mid to late 40s or early 50s and having to try and "date" at that age. I turned 31 over the summer and I don't even want to bother...I can't imagine being that old and trying to date in modern society, would literally just spend the rest of my life fucking escorts at that point.
>>215459126You know all the women that make a Nashville Bachelorette Party trip do that to see the sights. No its for all of them including the bride to be to get strange dick. Since all of them did none of them tell so the lucky groom back home builds a life with a slut bride.
>>215459285>breakfast conundrum???
in Ecstasy (1933) it was pretty straightforward.
>>215459126I mean look at his body
>>215459126who cares what you get or don't get, fuck you.
>>215459126that's the point.she was a complete whore
>>215459278>NietzscheCringe>Mein KampfSuper cringe>Oswald Spengler Cringe
>>215459126Since when is Hank Azaria that jacked?
>>215459278This is my favorite painting. I'm sad to see it wojacked and mocked
>>215459126Pure connection anon. Sometimes you're just theh right guy at the right time
he's jewish, that's why
>>215459278>the new balanceslel
>>215459126Face truly is everything huh? This must hurt gymcels so much.
>>215461384Doesnt make sense anymore since New Balances are very fashionable and a staple of streetwear, together with Asics. If anything, Airforce 1s are the type of shit he should be wearing.
>>215459126She was evil and a whore, like all women
>>215461423Nope. New Balances/Reebok are the official dad/autismo shoe. Just because hipsterfags have adopted New Balances doesn't magically change that. Autists would never wear air force 1s.
I had a dream where I was shot and killed and when I was in the afterlife I saw my wife fucking the guy who killed me.
>>215459278Pretty much this. Ever wonder why you're really horny after a night of drinking? It's because you're experiencing a testosterone rebound. But if you Google this you'll find normies saying "I thought it was cuz I was thinking about the night before!!!" Fucking retarded normies have all the opportunities to procreate and make families, but are too involved with hookup culture, getting drunk, having fun, and making fun of incels. Life is a blackpill
>>215459126dumb question. what's more interesting is the sigil on his Israeli themed shorts.
Underrated movie desuOne of the last movies I watched with my ex before she broke up wth me
>>215459126Wouldn't take me 10mins
>>215461815I suppose it depends on the models, there are some great looking modern New Balances that look cool if you know how to dress (and dont buy the default Walmart ones or whatever, I'm not American sorry)
>>215459126Do you know the story of the hippo?
Why are so many bible thumpers invading /tv/ today?
>>215459126After we split my ex would go into some weird “travel mode” where she had the urge to fuck a random guy while on vacation. Maybe she just enjoyed the idea of never seeing them again. She called me after fucking some dude in Costa Rica and I still don’t know why
>>215462201Nah you're right that New Balance are the trend now. Sorta like how Champion and Addidas got brought back a decade ago and was the trend. I'm just saying, autists would never wear something like Air Force 1s...that's like hood shit...that's like seeing an autist wear Jordan 1s or something, just wouldn't happen and if it did it would be hilarious as fuck.
>>215462344Because she had post nut clarity and realized you were best longterm. Women have it too, not just men. But with women it's shorter lived and they don't know why they're having it lol.
>>215461842but anon, you aren't married.
>>215462135Holy shit
>>215459126what the hell? is that the simpsons guy?
>>215462344Women have this idea that whatever happens while travelling doesn't count. Every exchange student I've met who had a bf back home ended up cheating on him.
>>215459285I knew a girl who was a massive slut in highschool who started hanging around some 30 something year old guy, going over to his house every afternoon. She ended up living there for months with the guy and his mother, being his fuck doll. Her dad went over there to try to bring her home but she wouldn't leave. Eventually she left but she spent the rest of her life claiming she was drugged and held against her will and a rape victim.
>>215464018>Women have this idea that whatever happens while travelling doesn't count.That's retarded.>>215464255>Eventually she left but she spent the rest of her life claiming she was drugged and held against her will and a rape victim.Because she knew she was at fault but didn't wanna admit it so she played the victim.
>>215464323>Because she knew she was at fault but didn't wanna admit it so she played the victim.Yes, that was my point.
>>215459126thats cause you're a castrated slave with no sex drive.
>>215461399His face is busted retard.
>>215462466Im a autist and only wore air force 1's my whole childhood. You're just just gay and uncool.
>>215459126>I don't really get how you can have sexSame here.
This movie is a classic
because some people are trash
>>215459144FPBP
>>215461815Skechers, you out of touch zoomoid
??? dude i was in the mall yesterday for 30 mins and got a girls number. im 28, shes 18 & shes coming over laterstep your game up anon
>>215459144It takes two to whore.
>>215461815the dad shoe are sketchers slip insthey are stupid comfortable. like, perfectly awesome. there is no reason to wear uncomfortable New Balances any more
>>215459126manlet jew takes roids and works out, still manlet jew. awkward
>>215465814reading posts like these when I was younger used to upset me. they still upset me, but now because I'm closer to your age than the girl's.
>>215466019Probably not roids given the relative lack of ab definition and proportional traps/delts. I'm pretty strict with 4 weights a week, 2 HIIT and have basically the same exact body at 6'0. Just can't get more ab clarity.
>>215460923Hank's always been lean AF. Hes a vegan
Black and browns hate new balances. Just a heads up. Perfectly acceptable white and asian sneaker
She was so much hotter than Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston got mogged by her so much
Women are whores. it's a fetish to them. afterwards they will blame you for it
>>215459126The flippers slapping sound killed me and my sister when we were kids.
>>215465133>just just gay and uncool>stuttering through textYeah you really are an autist, faggot.
>>215466876>grasping for strawsMad as fuck new balance wearer says what? stay hurt faggot.
>>215465682Im an autist who been wearing shoes similar to this for 20 years. Is this an autist shoe?
>>215459278How do normies have sex though?Do they plan it days in advance? Like "we'll have sex on friday at 7pm"? What if one partner is horny and the other isn't?
>>215459126AS HAPPY, AS A HIPPO
>>215466996Normalfags are far more open to spontaneity
>>215459126It’s a movie. Not REAL. I hope you all understand this.
>>215466996It's a true catch 22. If you have to ask why you don't have sex or have to ask how to have sex, you'll never have it.
>>215459126I would rather go back to my two timing wife if she were Debra Messing and Jennifer Aniston was the alternative. We can be swingers.
>>215459126it was a honeymoon with ben stiller
>>215467145Why is life so unfair?
>>215466996Having sex isnt near as complicated as you think.Especially if alcohol is involved
I always envy guys who can rock speedos
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>>215459126A woman sees a man with a bigger dick than you, she's going to fuck him.
>>215459126womyn are awful walking turds
I was just about to cop some fresh NB 574s
>>215459278People who think they are cattle get treated like cattle.
>>215460983au contraireonly a person that truly loves this painting can make something like this