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I don't really get how you can have sex with a complete stranger that you met 10 minutes ago on your honeymoon
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>>215459126
Women are whores, Anon.
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>>215459126
Same. Fucking weird and gross.
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>>215459126
Yeah, that's the whole impetus for the plot of the movie.
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>>215459126
Be more like the hippo anon
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>>215459126
Women have sex. Normies have sex, just when they feel like, with whomever they feel like as long as it's mutual. Romance, loyalty and chastity are chud fantasies.
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>>215459126
Women live in the moment, anon. You know, the breakfast conundrum.
They then spend all their time post facto gaslighting themselves and others.
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>>215459126
Does anybody remember CDAN "Coke Mom" saga against Deborah Messing? According to that website that bitch was out of control with the cocaine. Wonder if it was true?
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>>215459126
women crave strange penis
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>>215459126
There is the scene of the wedding video where they are pointing out that her expression was already showing doubts, so it's believable that she would have a woman moment for the first hot cock she saw just because of some marriage regrets.
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>>215459126
Honestly as much as it probably crushed him...I would much rather this shit happen 2 days into the marriage then to spend 10, 20, hell even 30 years in a marriage and the whole time she's getting crucified by cocks behind your back. I mean she should've just fucked off before they even got married or engaged but at the very least she didn't waste 20+ years of his time, so he was still able to go out and find someone else. Imagine getting divorced in your mid to late 40s or early 50s and having to try and "date" at that age. I turned 31 over the summer and I don't even want to bother...I can't imagine being that old and trying to date in modern society, would literally just spend the rest of my life fucking escorts at that point.
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>>215459126
You know all the women that make a Nashville Bachelorette Party trip do that to see the sights. No its for all of them including the bride to be to get strange dick. Since all of them did none of them tell so the lucky groom back home builds a life with a slut bride.
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>>215459285
>breakfast conundrum
???
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in Ecstasy (1933) it was pretty straightforward.
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>>215459126
I mean look at his body
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>>215459126
who cares what you get or don't get, fuck you.
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>>215459126
that's the point.

she was a complete whore
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>>215459278
>Nietzsche
Cringe
>Mein Kampf
Super cringe
>Oswald Spengler
Cringe
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>>215459126
Since when is Hank Azaria that jacked?
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>>215459278
This is my favorite painting. I'm sad to see it wojacked and mocked
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>>215459126
Pure connection anon. Sometimes you're just theh right guy at the right time
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he's jewish, that's why
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>>215459278
>the new balances
lel
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>>215459126
Face truly is everything huh? This must hurt gymcels so much.
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>>215461384
Doesnt make sense anymore since New Balances are very fashionable and a staple of streetwear, together with Asics. If anything, Airforce 1s are the type of shit he should be wearing.
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>>215459126
She was evil and a whore, like all women
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>>215461423
Nope. New Balances/Reebok are the official dad/autismo shoe. Just because hipsterfags have adopted New Balances doesn't magically change that. Autists would never wear air force 1s.
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I had a dream where I was shot and killed and when I was in the afterlife I saw my wife fucking the guy who killed me.
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>>215459278
Pretty much this. Ever wonder why you're really horny after a night of drinking? It's because you're experiencing a testosterone rebound. But if you Google this you'll find normies saying "I thought it was cuz I was thinking about the night before!!!" Fucking retarded normies have all the opportunities to procreate and make families, but are too involved with hookup culture, getting drunk, having fun, and making fun of incels.

Life is a blackpill
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>>215459126
dumb question. what's more interesting is the sigil on his Israeli themed shorts.
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Underrated movie desu

One of the last movies I watched with my ex before she broke up wth me
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>>215459126
Wouldn't take me 10mins
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>>215461815
I suppose it depends on the models, there are some great looking modern New Balances that look cool if you know how to dress (and dont buy the default Walmart ones or whatever, I'm not American sorry)
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>>215459126
Do you know the story of the hippo?
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Why are so many bible thumpers invading /tv/ today?
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>>215459126
After we split my ex would go into some weird “travel mode” where she had the urge to fuck a random guy while on vacation. Maybe she just enjoyed the idea of never seeing them again. She called me after fucking some dude in Costa Rica and I still don’t know why
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>>215462201
Nah you're right that New Balance are the trend now. Sorta like how Champion and Addidas got brought back a decade ago and was the trend. I'm just saying, autists would never wear something like Air Force 1s...that's like hood shit...that's like seeing an autist wear Jordan 1s or something, just wouldn't happen and if it did it would be hilarious as fuck.
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>>215462344
Because she had post nut clarity and realized you were best longterm. Women have it too, not just men. But with women it's shorter lived and they don't know why they're having it lol.
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>>215461842
but anon, you aren't married.
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>>215462135
Holy shit
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>>215459126
what the hell? is that the simpsons guy?
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>>215462344
Women have this idea that whatever happens while travelling doesn't count. Every exchange student I've met who had a bf back home ended up cheating on him.
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>>215459285
I knew a girl who was a massive slut in highschool who started hanging around some 30 something year old guy, going over to his house every afternoon. She ended up living there for months with the guy and his mother, being his fuck doll. Her dad went over there to try to bring her home but she wouldn't leave. Eventually she left but she spent the rest of her life claiming she was drugged and held against her will and a rape victim.
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>>215464018
>Women have this idea that whatever happens while travelling doesn't count.
That's retarded.
>>215464255
>Eventually she left but she spent the rest of her life claiming she was drugged and held against her will and a rape victim.
Because she knew she was at fault but didn't wanna admit it so she played the victim.
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>>215464323
>Because she knew she was at fault but didn't wanna admit it so she played the victim.
Yes, that was my point.
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>>215459126
thats cause you're a castrated slave with no sex drive.
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>>215461399
His face is busted retard.
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>>215462466
Im a autist and only wore air force 1's my whole childhood. You're just just gay and uncool.
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>>215459126
>I don't really get how you can have sex
Same here.
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This movie is a classic
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because some people are trash
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>>215459144
FPBP
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>>215461815
Skechers, you out of touch zoomoid
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??? dude i was in the mall yesterday for 30 mins and got a girls number. im 28, shes 18 & shes coming over later

step your game up anon
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>>215459144
It takes two to whore.
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>>215461815
the dad shoe are sketchers slip ins
they are stupid comfortable. like, perfectly awesome.
there is no reason to wear uncomfortable New Balances any more
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>>215459126
manlet jew takes roids and works out, still manlet jew. awkward
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>>215465814
reading posts like these when I was younger used to upset me. they still upset me, but now because I'm closer to your age than the girl's.
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>>215466019
Probably not roids given the relative lack of ab definition and proportional traps/delts. I'm pretty strict with 4 weights a week, 2 HIIT and have basically the same exact body at 6'0. Just can't get more ab clarity.
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>>215460923
Hank's always been lean AF. Hes a vegan
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Black and browns hate new balances. Just a heads up. Perfectly acceptable white and asian sneaker
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She was so much hotter than Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston got mogged by her so much
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Women are whores. it's a fetish to them. afterwards they will blame you for it
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>>215459126
The flippers slapping sound killed me and my sister when we were kids.
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>>215465133
>just just gay and uncool
>stuttering through text
Yeah you really are an autist, faggot.
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>>215466876
>grasping for straws
Mad as fuck new balance wearer says what? stay hurt faggot.
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>>215465682
Im an autist who been wearing shoes similar to this for 20 years. Is this an autist shoe?
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>>215459278
How do normies have sex though?

Do they plan it days in advance? Like "we'll have sex on friday at 7pm"? What if one partner is horny and the other isn't?
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>>215459126
AS HAPPY, AS A HIPPO
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>>215466996
Normalfags are far more open to spontaneity
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>>215459126
It’s a movie. Not REAL. I hope you all understand this.
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>>215466996
It's a true catch 22.
If you have to ask why you don't have sex or have to ask how to have sex, you'll never have it.
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>>215459126
I would rather go back to my two timing wife if she were Debra Messing and Jennifer Aniston was the alternative. We can be swingers.
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>>215459126
it was a honeymoon with ben stiller
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>>215467145
Why is life so unfair?
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>>215466996
Having sex isnt near as complicated as you think.

Especially if alcohol is involved
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I always envy guys who can rock speedos
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>>215459126
A woman sees a man with a bigger dick than you, she's going to fuck him.
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>>215459126
womyn are awful walking turds
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I was just about to cop some fresh NB 574s
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>>215459278
People who think they are cattle get treated like cattle.
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>>215460983
au contraire
only a person that truly loves this painting can make something like this



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