>sir, according to these tests, youre suffering from massive liver damage. almost as if you have been drinking everyday nonstop for 20 years>wow, that must be because of the 2 cheeseburgers I had for breakfast yesterdayPowerful stuff.
>>215460751what happened to the old thread?
>>215460751knowing the full context of how every health issue he experienced was due to being a massive alcoholic and he had to lie to the camera the whole time makes this the most unintentionally funny comedy ever
He made Mackies unaffordable singlehandedly
>>215462181whats that
>>215462893Br’i’ish “pe’o’ple” call McDonalds Macciebirdsinnit, rather dreadful really
Another mcD shill thread
It's funny how this "documentary" and "An Inconvenient Truth" were two of the biggest fucking scams of the previous decade and yet they are still lauded in some circles
i like how he had a clean bill of health before he started.
>mfw I get the McDelrium Tremens
>this guy drank beer so that means it's actually ok for me to eat seven burgers a day to own the liberals or somethingDo we really need five of these threads every fucking day?
>>215463381Unironically Cage kino. That scene was tough to watch
>>215460751I knew this movie was bullshit and he was grifting somehow, even as a youngster. I don't eat mcdonalds every single day, but I've eaten enough of it in my life to know that if you are at least somewhat active its fucking nothing. it doesnt make your liver go nuclear and gain 70 lbs of alcohol bloat. makes you have a big nasty American shit, the best kind, and there's nothing wrong with that. This lying bastard should be genital tortured and made to confess to the Playplace Gang and Lord Ronald himself.
>>215463456seems like it yeah. reality must be altered at any cost.
Why do people think they’re stating some mind blowing truth when saying fast food is bad? It feels all self righteous like they need to talk down others. Everyone knows fast food is bad but people will occasionally get a bite at McDonald’s or KFC simply because of convenience or they need something quick at work once in awhile. Eating a burger once a month isn’t gonna kill you especially if the rest of diet is the above the bare minimum when it comes to nutrients
>>215463581>yes its bad but everyone knows that
>>215460751Why are right wingers simping for mcdonalds slop now?
>>215463456If you want to be technical then... Alcohol abuse every single day will kill you faster than eating too much hamburgers.Your liver is essential. And once that goes you die quick.
>>215463644how come some some alcoholics live to 90?
>>215463642Because it's almost McRib season.
>>215460751>you can actually lose weight eating mcdonalds>absolute silence
Why did McDonald's get so expensive My paycheck certainly didn't raise as much
i forgot what happened in this one other than doug using some ancient vape that pit the smoke in a plastic bag. compared to vape pens we have now it was like seeing someone using a telegraph to send a text message
>>215463097Spergcock’s lame-ass documentary has been thoroughly debunked, seething or calling me a shill won’t change that fact. Bring back super sizing.
>>215463851proof?
>>215463642Eating processed red meat is a staple for Americans, especially conservatives
>>215463072Yeah unlike us superior aussies who called it maccas
>>215463456>If I force myself to consume several thousands of calories every day, I will gain weightWhat an incredible documentary, clearly this is McDonald's fault!
>>215463870>>215463782It’s all in here. Spergcock never even produced his food logs.
>>215463847It was a vaporizer. I think I have one around somewhere but I never got it to work.
>>215463518He died of liver failure several years ago.
>>215463934You have to hit your macros if you want to gain.Calories in calories out is thoroughly debunked.
>>215463934the food is caloricly dense but not satiating.
>>215463103dont forget 'guns, germs, and steel'the critically acclaimed anthropological explaination for everything written by a legendary academic with multiple degrees in... bird watching.
>>215463934That McDonalds even states the calories is specifically due to this movie...
>>215463642
>>215463993how many more will mcdonalds kill before something is done?
>>215464096To be fair this was for a college football team, lots of athletes enjoy pigging out after a game, especially if it’s a championship win.
>>215463103for the longest time An Inconvenient Truth wasn't available on streaming and I always assumed it was because the stats and examples had aged so badly it was comicalbtw we're on year 10 of no snow on Mount Kilimanjaro and there's still snow there
How come restaurants aren’t required to post nutritional info on their menus like fast food joints? That steak dipped in butter or cream sauce cheesy white pasta is full of carbs, salt, and saturated fats
>>215464170if you've ever been to a restaurant that doesn't have pictures on the menu, the food will be described.
>>215463518the way some anons talk about it, saying they couldn't eat a meal at McDonald's without feeling unwell and their stomach ripping itself to shreds, you'd think the fries were deep fried in bleach
>>215464170there was Obama-era legislation that got the ball rolling on this for restaurants with more than a certain number of locationsit actually briefly went into effect but Trump suspended it and it was never reinstatedall I know is that Chuy's added the info on their menu in 2017 and it made me never eat there again
>>215464196are they in the room with you right now?
>>215463518>>215463993trying to remember, did he admit to being a massive alcoholic during the filming of Super Size Me prior to his death or was it info that came out afterwards?
>>215463847vape pens are still garbage compared to volcano or other dry flower vapes
>>215464246so you felt called out
>>215463847those volcano vapes are actually awesome
>>215460816I couldn't stop laughing when I read this, so if its actually true that being an alcoholic caused all the health problems, thats hilarious
>>215464269>u-u m-mad
>>215464258He said in some interview that he hasn't been sober for more than a week for a really long time so fatsos immediately assumed that he was wasted throughout the documentary to cope with being obese burger addicts.
There is a big range of healthiness between the following scenarios regarding fast food:>Not eating any at all>Eating fast food once a month/week>Eating fast food every single day>Every meal is fast foodAt the time fast food was so cheap it was the best option for nutrition for some people, hence the last scenario: which is what the movie is about.
>>215464321except for how the documentary starts with a doctor giving him a clean bill of health.
>>215464336it was a tweet.
>>215464138T-Law never recovered from this cursed meal
>>215460751>metoos self>dies from “unspecified cancer” aka liver cancer from drinking
>>215463922Australians are cool tho, they gave us kangaroo jack
>>215463072Mickey D's, actually.
Unironically I was pretty depressed for a while and not eating and decided to have McDonald's because I needed to eat and it made me feel even worse
>>215464363>At the time fast food was so cheap it was the best option for nutrition for some peopleThis has literally never been the case for anyone.
>>215464321there's a scene where the doctor comments that his results (presented by the documentary as being the result of 3 weeks of McDick's) were consistent with that of a severe chronic alcoholic, and he looked at the camera and was like "oh wow"it was like some shit out of the Office
>>215464490yeah, the same doctor who gave him a clean bill of health at the start of the documentary.
>>215463993He died of "unspecified cancer".
>>215464196If you eat super clean McDonald’s will make your stomach react.
>>215464532Cirrhosis causes liver cancer
>>215464170restaurant meals vary too much while fast food chains have standardized meals and testing for that stuff isn't cheapso it's more because it's unfeasible for restaurants
>>215460751Trevor died of McDonalds.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILQfkF0o9Ro
>>215464520Go eat your triple cheeseburger with large fries and an Oreo McFlurry then you faggot
>>215464564See, even Trevor knew Spurlock was just getting wasted the whole time
>>215464581>if you say fast food is toxic you eat huge quantities of itwhat?
Just because you criticize the documentary and his approach doesn’t mean you support McDonald’s or think they’re good. How can people not understand this?
>>215464060Las venas abiertas de América Latina tooEven the author recognized it being shit, but some retards still push it.
>>215464096Best thing about his first term, honestly. The government is shut down again, when we getting 300 HAMBURGERS, MANY MANY FRENCH FRIES part 2?
If McDonald’s had grilled chicken burgers, I wouldn’t mind going there occasionally. Everything to be breaded or deep fried though
>>215464718This movie came out over 20 years ago. If you need to make whining threads about it daily at this point you're obviously a fat fuck who's afraid that someone is going to take your burgers away.
>>215464778Do you like chic fil a?
>replace shitty white buns with brown burger bunsHow much healthier does McDonald’s get? It’s kind of amazing people still consume white bread.
>>215464556Difference between death by cancer and death by liver failure. It does seem like a cover-up though. Probably was yellow on his way out, shitting white and pissing black
>>215463642It’s not about simping for mcdonalds (they have their own problems) it’s about hating spurlock lying and getting facts wrong. Fathead was a better documentary.
>>215463456I feel you're missing the humor of the situation
>>215464744Cheeto man's fast food goyslop love is borderline cartoony and hilarious.Just the thought of those athletes' faces having a once in a lifetime chance of having a feast in the white house and seeing him serve them fucking McDonald's makes me chuckle
>>215464813Whole grain bread is full of glyphosate and heavy metals, unless you're buying expensive artisan shit. You're better off getting carbs from vegetables and potatoes and supplementing fiber with something like psyllium husk, which is also full of glyphosate and heavy metals. USA! USA! USA!
>>215464953I like the unsubstantiated reports that he basically never eats, but will have a massive McDubs binge every day or two.Like a python that eats an entire goat once a month.
>>215463518>>215463993He also got MeToo'd and apparently was molested as a kid, so we can all sleep happily
>>215464371>>215464490Fellas? Whos right here?
>>215463964I'll produce a log in your mom's mouth fag
>>215460751Nowadays this would be just another youtube video with 3.2 million views and would bring in enough money off ad revenue to pay maybe one month worth of rent
Mcds is not that crazy, its mostly just a lot of calories. The sauces can be kind of strange. Deep fried potatoes are not that bad for you. Beef and bread are not that bad for you. Tomatoes, lettuce, onion. People act like the store does all this crazy shit to the food. They are just eating too much food.
>>215465292The soda and fries do a lot of the work honestly, you don’t need all those sides and sugary drinks when having a burger. Have some self control
>>215464258if you rewatch it as an adult or even a little bit of it, it's obvious what the fuck was going on, especially if you've ever been a drinker yourself
>>215465439when he should have been lying down and drinking gatorade and water and eating base shit after his vodka handle bender he was out there eating four big macs and washing it down with nothing but coke. All of the filming comes after his benders
>>215465082Also tormented in hell now
>>215464799It's important to bring up. The left needs to have this stuff waved in their face. They have used so many blatant lies as excuses to fuck with people. When one is this funny and straightforward it needs to be kept alive.
>>215464489nta but back in College I remember I had $10 to my name for 3 days before I got paid and I basically just lived off dollar meal McChickens and burgers
>>215465679>Defending McDonald's online to own the libs
>>215465702More like>pointing out dishonesty You're like the type of sperg that turns people into Trump supporters because they point out some redditor headline is bullshit
>>215465679>obese burger addict is also a mentally ill chudShocking turn of events.
>>215465747>One mcdollar has been added to your account
>>215465843Yikes, poor comeback.
>>215464916They don't understand this. We say facts don't care about your feelings. They say Feelings are more important than facts. They feel justified in believing anything they feel should be true even if it's not. In fact especially if it's not, just the opposite side of the religious extremist coin.
>>215460751So from what I've gathered he was most likely eating vegan food before raping his stomach with 5000+ calories' worth of McDonald's every single day, and at the same time he was also an alcoholic?
>>215463744It tastes bleh
>>215463456What's wrong with that? As long as you remove the bun it should be low carb and low sugar and therefore keto. Protein and fat are great.
>>215463456You havent learn the lesson from the previous thread so apparently yes...
>>215463072The ancient British were driven out by the Anglo Saxons who became the modern Brits (and who will in turn get replaced by jeets)
Wouldn’t a better more realistic experiment be eating one burger once day? Your breakfast could be egg whites or oatmeal while dinner is lean chicken breast with vegetables or brown rice. Even people who routinely eat at McDs wouldn’t eat there for 3 meals everyday. They still have variety in their food. There was no nuance to his doc
I remember him pointing out how his arm was twitching because all the "sugar".
>>215463456Even he admitted that he was drinking gallons of vodka with his girlfriend.
fast food really isnt that bad for you, stay active and dont over eat and its fine
>>215463072>Br’i’ish “pe’o’ple” call McDonalds MacciebirdsinnitWhat do Americans call it?Breakfast, dinner and tea
>>215464170Restaurants don´t serve high processed food with made up names that can contain anything.
>>215460751>the conclusions of a documentary later gets entirely blown the fuck out by a different documentarykinography of the highest order
