>in 1990s this was an acceptable physique for an action film protagonistlol.lmao, even
>>215461628All that matters is functional strength. Most obese guys are stronger than gymrats because they're actively carrying all that extra weight.
>>215461628OP here, to clarify: I believe that if a film involves action - e.g. car chases, someone shooting a gun or a fistfight - all people involved must look like this
Why are some Irish people so swarthy? On the one hand you'll have some CopperCab-looking motherfuckers, then you'll have this. They truly must be med rapebabies.
This is what the current world heavyweight boxing champion looks like. Bodybuilding is mostly just an aesthetic thing.
>>215461836The way genes combine isn't always predictable. Some Irish just have dark hair. There's no evidence that the Irish are in any mixed.
>>215461836>MedCame up north and cried about everything the entire time it they can't get olives and nice weather they freak out and die
>>215461905That guy is very swole and probably wide as fuck and like 6'3. Hes probably a meat mountain.
>>215461628Honestly we should have a film where a superhero has a super skinny or super fat body. Why would their phsyical appearance make a difference if it's superpowers? You think Superman is strong because he has more muscles?
>>215462022>>215462022The point is being dried out with targeted muscle groups means shit. I live in hick country and I know a 5'7 scrawny ex meth head and several tubbos who would knock anybody into next week. The defining feature of how tough someone is is probably how many fights they got into before they turned 20. That's why so many UFC dudes come from all of slavic those -stan territories that aren't even a country.
>>215461905That guy is clearly muscular as fuck though, btfoing out your own argument
>>215462232You're a fat fucking retard who has never exercised once in your miserable life. Too busy fucking your cousin and sucking off your meth head friends
>>215461905Dad bod lol
>>215461628>'The pie'>'Finish it'
>>215461628
Why doesn't Hollywood cast male actors that appeal to the female gaze?
>>215461628This physique is the one women prefer, from my experience. They don't give a fuck about abs or muscles
>>215461628Nobody (2021)
>>215462347You sound very educated, intelligent and worldly. I'm born and raised from a place where people like you are the norm and they're all faggots.
>>215461628I look like this, but more hairy
>>215461628Women unironically prefer this to the absurdly jacked gymcel physique
>>215461836You're genuinely mentally ill. Probably an incel, too. No way someone this senile can get laid.
>>215464103>>215463283Holy cope. It's true that most women don't like the jacked bodybuilder physique, but they do like some muscle definition. OP has none.
>>215461628He's just like me
>>215461836Pre Celtic populations were swarthy. You see it a lot in the Welsh, like Johnathan Rhys Davies.
Do actors even have any respect for their craft if they don't get on gear, lift twice a day, eat only chicken and rice for 6 months, and then dehydrate themselves for days before shooting? How can they portray a realistic spy if they don't look like a fitness influencer?
>>215464288What's the point of even doing that nowadays when they can CGI the muscles in?
>>215461628The James Bond character isn't really a brawler
>>215464243The celts were dark haired anyway
>>215462615A gay male named NEIL posted this.
>>215461628Bond doesn't need to be a ripped roidtwatHe's multilingual, extensively traveled, combat trained, and has like a 200 IQ. Also women prefer slimmer guys and of course he uses sex to get what he wants
>>215461699Damn, now I need to finger my female pussy again.
>>215461628This is literally all men want out of a movie protagonist. A dude who just looks like a regular guy except with a big sword or a gun
>>215464481>regular guy>posts Aragon>descendent of literal super humans, is over 80 years old during LOTR, can run for several days straight, strong enough to throw gimli several meters, fought in close combat 24 hours straight in helms deep and had energy to spare He’s anything but normal.
>>215464588I could do all of that if I had a big sword
>>215464588Ok but is he swole?
>>215461699Why is his left leg so much bigger than the right?
>>215464588You missed the word "looks", ace.
>>215461905Why are you replying to clickbaiting, street-shitting zoomers?
That was just James Bond, he was never supposed to be gym buff, that's a Craig-era thing. I'm the 90s you still had action stars like Arnold, Stallone, Cage as well.
>>215461836Dark Irish. They come from Selkies.
>>215462347You sound feeble and insecure. I could easily snap your neck with one hand.
>>215464781my hair is kind of like this but a little thicker and curlier, also I'm not balding at all. I will continue doing the Chad Embrace when/if it ever comes for me though. I was doing mutton chops for about 6 months this year but I kept slowly shrinking them over time so I'm just growing back out a beard and then will bring em back soon. >t.35
it's realisticbeing muscular is not good for an SF operator
>>215464357Greeks and Romans described gauls as light-haired and light-skinned.
>>215464852The phrase is "black irish" shit for brains and the legend is that they were sired by refugees from the Spanish Armada
>>215461905lol.he avoided Deyontay wilder and every good Black boxer.whites are cowards.
>>215463283Most women prefer twinks
>>215462615I have always wondered, why do women prefer lean men while faggots want the bearded fatties?
>>215464588Yeah, but that's not actually Aragorn. That's the actor Viggo Mortensen pretending to be Aragorn.
>>215466213who knows dawg, it's not like there's going to be a clear answer. There's a lot of hot women with lard ass redneck motherfuckers and the aforementioned bearded fatty fags often want to fuck twinks.
>>215464928No one cares about your hair you fuckin poofter.
>>215466213we dont. you have been psyopped by /fit/fags
>>215466213Women on birth control want pretty boy hairless twinks while women not on birth control want burly, hairy men
>>215461628to need to do manscaping, you nee a MAN first
>>215466123>Deyontay wilderwho gives a shit lol. Lost twice to fury>every good Black boxer3 of his last 5 wins were black opponents
>>215462615Women call this body type "slightly muscular" btw.
>>215462615faggot here, this is my ideal husband body
>>215466406Maybe not but you care about your receding hairline as an eternally mad mid 20s faggot lol. I'm going back to the mutton chops in a week or so I was just cutting them back to far slightly over time so needed to reset.
>>215467941You're definitely receding and thinning and your hair is in bad condition. You need a cut to get rid of all those split ends and you need a better hair care regimen than whatever is it you're doing now. Your hair looks like straw or doll hair because you don't know how to care for long hair.
>>215461628Don't bully.
>>215469183No it's just that thick. I had my split ends cut last month and I wash and condition it almost every day. There's no way to make it lay flatter than that picture. The only thing I can do is condition it, tie it up into a tight bun behind my head and let it down 18 hours later and it will be moderately more flat.>recedingyeah maybe a little, I'm turning towards 40. Not really>thinninglol
>>215461699You sound extremely gay.
>>215466123>Deyontay wilder>good Black boxer
>>215461628I mean, his primary "action" was shooting people in the head, you don't need to be roided up to accomplish that.
>>215469313>I wash and condition it almost every day. Like I said, you don't know how to care for long hair. You're very clearly receding and thinning and you have a lot of split ends. I'm not trying to be mean but you're delusional about the state of your hair. You'd look a lot better with a stylish cut instead of clinging to your barely long hair. >t. gay who had really long girl hair for fifteen years
>>215461665>fatties with low testosterone are stronger than /fit/ typesLMAO>because they're actively carrying all that extra weightExcept they never carry it very far, because they're so lazy.
>>215466067No, nigger. A Black Irish is a nigger. Also they're Selkies.
>>215469441You don't understand how thick my hair is. Almost nobody on TV or in the world has my hair type. I took that earlier pic before tying it up after a shower while it was still wet. I had it tied up since then and now it looks like this. I know what I'm doing, most people just dont have to deal with this.
>>215461905His first fight with fury was straight outta rocky
>>215461628Arnold Schwarzenegger and guys like him have been a disaster for masculinity. Too many "men" pay a neurotic amount of attention to watching their figure and diet. Meanwhile, guys who have the physique of the average WW2 vet at the time are "twinks" or whatever. Your grandparents would rightfully be worried that you're gay.
>>215461836So are many ethnic Germans and Slavs, I think only Scandinavia doesn't have some native swarthy people
>>215466123Wilder hasn't been a contender for like 5 years+ at this point.Did you time travel?
>>215469664I had this exact same hair and started balding at 33. Enjoy!
>>215469892You didn't for starters but I'm 35 and I have 3 kids. None of my ancestors lost their hair significantly before like 60. I'm not worried,
>>215469664Your hair is damaged and dried out. You should not use shampoo and conditioner daily because it strips the natural oils and dries out your hair and gives it that doll hair/straw look. You do have good thickness for a man your age though, the other picture made it look thinner. This is a personal preference but think long hair on men looks best when it's a bit shorter or a lot longer than yours. I don't like the intermediate, slightly past shoulder look. On topic, Brosnan looks fine as Bond. Craig was too built for the role.
>>215469939Well, I did, and I'm 40 with a little leech of my own. Diffused thinning, nightmarish balding too, not just receding. Had no choice but to shave as the thinning basically formed a stripe from my left temple to my scalp. The right side of my hairline is perfectly full still ironically lol.
>>215469953I don't really care what faggots think about anything, you don't know what you're talking about in general, and this is two years of not significantly cutting it. I can't exactly will it to be 2-4 years longer, though I am aiming for at least another year of growth. You are basically grasping at straws and trying to desperately say anything. You will never post physique, and I really don't care. I'm gonna go back to massive mutton chops in about two weeks.
>>215469973if I suddenly start losing my hair I will genuinely do the chad embrace like I started this reply chain stating. I probably won't look like Nicholas Cage but I absolutely will not shave it bald.
>>215461628Why is this shitpost still up?
>>215461628I find it weird that action stars are now expected to be heavily muscled with a minuscule body fat while the average person in the US is now morbidly obese.
>>215470020There is no chad embrace with diffused thinning. It's the one thing you can't embrace or work with because you lose hair all over the top of your head at once instead of in any sort of pattern you can accentuate.It looks like you have a disease if you just let it go.
>>215469953Also I work with silica dust ever day so if I don't wash it it would be even more fried looking than it is now. But I know what you mean about not washing it every day and it making it lay down flatter, let me tell you bud it's marginal at best. And the thing I use now is like basically a wax stick. This is as flat as it's gonna get.
I'm turbogay, and I never found him attractive.
>>215470029That's what sets them apart. What makes them almost superhuman. The average person is not fit. So a person who IS fit, seems almost superhuman.
>>215470025It talks about MGM content/now owned by Amazon/which partly supports this websight.
>>215470117you have gay taste in men
>>215470054>It's the one thing you can't embracebullshit
>>215470152I’m not even talking about fit, like an average person who exercises regularly, I’m talking about a person who trains extensively and is designed to peak during shooting days. And besides, by today’s standards, a person who would have been average thirty years ago would seem extraordinarily fit today.
>>215470188I don't even know how to process this response, mentally.
>>215470208Pierce Brosnan was lusted after when he was Bond. These days, someone as jacked (compared to Pierce) as Daniel Craig is questioned as an inadequate Bond. It doesn't add up. It makes no sense.
>>215470275Pierce Brosnan was a goddamn sexual tyrannasaurus and is the arcitect, Daniel Craig is literally a faggot who hangs out in gay bars. Hope this helps.
>>215470301I guess that's what it boils down to: you must be an architect.
>>215470208>>215470275people on 4chan are blinded by /fit/bro memepoisoning. The reality is not being a circular flabmaster and being charismatic is enough.
>>215470198>shows a picture of a guy without diffused thinning, with normal norwoodlike I said, there is no chad embrace for diffused thinning. Google is your friend.
>>215469998>two years of not significantly cutting itThat's poor growth for two years. And I'm not actually gay, but having really long hair for fifteen years and learning how to care for it with products and salon visits was very gay. >grasping at strawsLike your ran through, dried out, scarecrow straw hair? >This is as flat as it's gonna get.Then get a cut or have a woman or a stylist teach you how to care for it properly cause it looks like shit.
>>215461665>All that matters is functional strength.Brosnan had no functional strength He didn't work out at all for the role
>>215469210the hoff is peak male
Wow. I can't believe there has been a gay Bond and it flew under everyone's gaydar, and yet he looks more like Fleming's original idea.
>>215469210All I see is dad bods. Dad bods are not bad, though.
>>215470414>That's poor growth for two years.>3 inches past my shoulders if I stretch it outstop respoding retard.
>>215461699>You must be a roided retard to shoot guns in an action movie.>Retarded administration of an antagonist stops steroid hormone action
>Dad bod>Female slampigs are perfect, chuddies.
>>215461699Didn’t realize Jay Mohr was so committed to buffing up for his roles.
This is the peak male physique. I purposely start fights with gym bros because they get gassed in minutes and most of them are shit scared of getting hit. I pretend to go for the face and they flinch and then I unload on their kidneys and watch them crumble.
>>215470640Probably a LARP but maybe not. refer to>>215462232You know if someone is fucking scary and it's not some guy who spends all day in the gym
>>215470548Again, dad bods aren't necessarily bad. As long as he has chiseled features, extensive experience, possibly wealth and influence.
>>215470548Imagine how good her head must be
>>215470198>long hair while being half baldliterally more work to look like shitlong hair only work if you're good looking to begin with
>>215461628It still is, you brain washed zoomer fagggot. You've willingly accepted impossible beauty and steroid fueled fitness standards for men, while also accepting fat, grumpy, ugly women as lead characters. You are at fault and media is in a worse way because of your ignorance.
>>215470469No. Get a haircut and stop being delusional about your hair. It looks like shit because you're an old man with old man hair. You're not in your twenties anymore, oldster.
>>215471346Well luckily I'm not balding really at all and my wife likes my hair and says I should go right back to the mutton chops>but m... muh-muh my wife fucks me and sucks the cum out of my balls and then tickles my feet after I'm done. If we get divorced I got blow all of my money in tulsa and then escape to new orleans. I literally couldn't care less about anything.
>>215471421no, lol. The mutton chops are coming back next week. You're a literal assfucking faggot who is going to die of assfucking faggot aids. Kill yourself fag,
>>215470468>fit body is dad bodAnother example of retards using words they don't know the meaning of
>>215470858Pierce lost his first wife and daughter to ovarian cancer not so far apart, I bet he's traumatized from seeing skinny women which is why he embraces his fat wife with so much joy.
>>215471346>long hair only work if you're good looking to begin withnegatory, I'm ugly as sin and dab on all /fa/ggot in their hair threads every time I show up
>>215461628Wtf bros im built like pierce brosnan
>>215471480The mutton chops are a distraction from your awful hair. Balding men always use the same copes. And your facial hair is you trying to hide your weak chin. Lol. You posted the pics, don't get assmad when anons accurately call out your visible flaws.
>>215461665An element of functional strength is endurance. If you ever move furniture you will quickly see the gym rats and fatties who are completely gassed carrying a couch from the street to the second story.
>>215466465but only for part of their cycle
>>215470640Connery was literally a body builder before he was an actor So, lol @ you
>>215472241I'm not trying to fuck some guy dying from terminal twin death on 4chan, I'm trying to fuck my wife and whores from tulsa and louisianna. Thanks for your advice but shouldn't you go back to doucheing your asshole?
>>215472453twink death* obviously. Best of luck though. I'm sure you already have AIDS, you'll be alright.
>>215469664Three words:Leave in conditioner
>>215472527>try to look like a piece of shit 70s throwback>actually do it>literal 20 year old gays guys tell me how I could look more appealing to underage gay guysI WANT TO FUCK 30 YEAR OLD WOMEN YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOTS AND IT WORKS
Turning Bond into a generic buff guy is why the franchise sucks now.
>>215461665lol
>>215470640and everyone claps
>>215461665>>215461628Look at firefighters, construction crews, movers, hikers, etc. People who spend all day moving around.Unless you're a pro athelete really pushing for perfection, most people can have a few extra pounds of fat on them without sacrificing performance.Experience, endurance, and functional strength is more important than how ripped or huge someone is.When I was a teen and did gymnastics, i was always shocked at just how good the coach was. This dude had a beer gut and barely any muscle mass - yet he was better at pretty much every routine that wasn't purely strength based, like rings. than most people he was coaching.
>>215472453I'm not the married man posting pics of my receding Chucky hair to flex on other men. Shouldn't you be fucking your wife instead of fishing for validation from /tv/ of all places? You have Chucky doll hair and the chin to match, you pathetic old fuck.
>>215473431>You can have some fat on top of muscle.Yes. But you cannot have just fat with no muscle. Which is Brosnans physique, lol.
It's always the funniest shit to see fitcels come to the realization that women never once cared about muscles and its all about face, height, and frame
>>215461628It still is. Only gay men care about show muscles.
>>215462426lmao
>>215462615looks like synthol muscles
Women don’t care as long as you’re not obese and have a chad face. I’m 31 and I have women 18-50+ fawning over me though my body is also like this >>215462615 but not as swole
>>215468992Me and my bf ;)
>>215461628modern porn probably has a negative effect on mens view of what a man that women find attractive looks like. Almost every man in porn is 6'5" hairless muscle man
>>215461836The original settlers of Ireland and the British Isles were from central Asia. I always thought that there's more of that ancient genetics from the Black Sea and Asia left over in the Gaels than the English simply because they were more geographically isolated.
>>215464781IIRC Craig himself has complained about how buff he had to get for Casino Royale, claiming it didn't fit the character they were going for. Must have worked because they toned it down significantly in the following movies
>>215466153girls sure, women no
>>215467941grow up nigga
>>215461628Still is. That picture made my post-childbirth ovaries feel the old twinge.
>>215464781In my mind Cage was insanely massive almost roids tier in Con AirNow that I lift for a decade myself and recently rewatched it, he looks like a dude who lifts weights maybe a year tops and can rep out his bodyweight for like 5 reps.
>>215470640>I'm a retarded violent Nigger with no impulse control who should be put down in any civilized societyWhat a flex, Anon.
Arnold and Hollywood actionman era ruined a generation of men by convincing them that being a hairless blob of steroids is attractive to anyone. Bodybuilding was invented by jews btw.
>>215461628he looks like an orangutan
>>215477638that's hot though
>>215461699That's fucking retarded, you need to keep your latent faggotry to yourself.
>>215469210So many pecklettes
>>215461836>>215461909I thought some Irish had some Spanish diaspora from survivors from the Armada washing up on their shores.
>>215464588Bruh I havent hit the gym in 5 years and I could do all that today
>>215461628>women look way worse than 30 years ago>men's beauty standards skyrocketed
>>215466326You literally have no proof of that.
>>215461628Blame Hugh Jackman in X2 for every bit part requiring Arnie tier physic. Besides Bond is supposed to be a spy who can blend in and pass for a random white collar stuck.
>>215469210Where is Kevin Sorbo?
>>215464661There’s a guy standing behind him and you’re looking at his calves on either side of main guy’s left leg in the foreground
>>215478332That's a good physique.
>amazonbuy an ad.
Physique doesn’t mean shit if you don’t train combat sports
>>215480892Combat sports are for braindead subhumans. Lift weights, run cardio, conceal carry.
In fairness to Brosnan, he was in better shape in TND.
>>215469953>You should not use shampoo and conditioner daily because it strips the natural oils and dries out your hair and gives it that doll hair/straw lookI have similar hair as that anon, what is the recommended wash routine? I have pretty much the same length as well, I want to cut it shorter but it's the perfect length to tie my hair so it's out of the way (yes, I know it would be easier just to have short hair)
why do guys always lie and say women don't care about muscles? is it to weed out the competition? >scroll through tiktok>come across a video of a half naked jacked guy making a thirst trap>millions of likes, thousands of horny women in the comments saying how much they want to fuck him I think a pretty good analogy is that being muscular is sort of like having big boobs as a woman. You don't NEED it to be attractive, but it certainly helps and makes the other gender horny
>>215461628My dad was basically Pierce Brosnan with an Abraham Lincoln nose.
>>215480892i don't like touching other men though
>>215469664>Almost nobody on TV or in the world has my hair type.dude your hair is nice but that's so fucking ridiculous.>i have long/thick hair!!!so does every young male if they undergo the following complicated process:1. wait.every single teenager who grows their hair long gets told by the barber that their hair is 'thick' and they'll 'never have to worry' about going bald.
>>215481468the only true gymbro I ever knew was dating the most mid flat woman ever and nobody ever went out of their way to flirt with him or talk about wanting to fuck him. One of the guys I know who got the most pussy of all time was a skinnyfat pie faced snaggle tooth who just sold ecstasy. The internet isn't real life.
>>215461628not a single gen x or boomer woman I know was ever turned on by Arnold. But you show them either Bruce Willis' dad bod and balding head and their brains explode.
>>215481468not every guy cares about big boobs though, and over a certain size they start to become stupid looking, same thing
Bond is an alcoholic who loves rich food and has to work undercover, there's no reason he'd look like a bodybuilder
>>215464852>>215469636Do they have anything to do with Irish Travellers? Are they Selkies as well?
>>215461699lmao what a fag
>>215481521I used to work as a delivery driver for Papa John's in a college town many years ago at this point. Our store was right next to a row of bars and clubs, so Friday and Saturday nights were always an endless stream of college-aged bitches coming through. There was one of our drivers who by all accounts was trailer trash, all the way down to fucked up bubba teeth. He was 30, and married with kids, but was constantly fucking fresh out of high school college snatch on the side. At the time, my naive ass just figured that he just had really good game or something, but in hindsight, he had to have been dealing or something, and pussy was one of his accepted payment methods.
>>215481862probably coke. I don't know why but people who work in the food industry always have access to fire coke.
>>215481468It's literally just cope. I stole chicks from dweeby sensitive nerds writing poems, , from smarmy gigabrains and from muh soulmates.Eventually I had to get a personality, but being shredded carried me effortlessly for a good decade.
>>215461628>we've reached the point where 4chan steals content from twitter instead of the other way aroundIrrelevant website
>>215462615>soft musclesdude is in the top 10% of muscular bodies of guyswhy are women so delusional wtf
>>215461628lmao at his hairy bitchtits
>>215461628>action film protagonistcontext here is important. hes a british secret agent, not rambo or the terminator.
>>215464767this desu
>>215482530been like that since 2020. Now even tiktok creates more oc
>>215469844>I think only Scandinavia doesn't have some native swarthy peopleMads is pretty swarthy, no less than Brosnan
>tfw got shredded, but I hate wearing tight t-shirts, and love wearing oversized band tees, so it's never immediately apparent or that noticeable.>Even worse, it's cold 80% of the time, so I constantly wear hoodies outsideIt's over.
>>215461836Brosnan isn't swarthy. pls learn what the word means.
>>215483753Aye, this is not a swarthy gentleman. Yeah he might looked a bit tanned in some films, but still.
>>215463283Oh in your experience? You've had this, and been jacked?Women do in fact prefer muscles
>>215461909I've read this comment a few times trying to scroll down the thread and both times it made me nod off and fall asleep
>>215482560She obviously means muscles with a little fat on top
>>215461699It's kind of funny how triggered so many people get over the fact that bodybuilders exist. They're not very common in everyday life but people seethe about them like they are all over the place being rude and acting smug.
>>215484124That's not fat though. That's just a small layer of skin. That dudes built some serious muscle mass. You cannot just have some muscle and fat, he's done that through heavy weightlifting and intense bulking.
