Yes, I know we see new varieties of monsters every week.But aliens, that’s just too far, that’s crazy talk.
>>215467398that alien fucked my sister, scully. and now you are fucking himHE HE HE
>>215467398Why do you guys get so excited about this ugly whore?
>>215467398were aliens ever actually confirmed or was it just spooks in suits fucking with fox?
>>215467535She's far from ugly, but yes she is a whore.And that's why we get so excited about her.
>>215467583>weGo back newfaggot.
>>215467657Newfags aren't real, Mulder.
>Season 1 or 2: There's a hyper-evolved humanoid lamprey monster in the water filtration system! Everybody sees it, everybody accepts it.>Season idk 6 or 7: "A swamp monster? Mulder, don't be ridiculous! That just could not and would not happen!"Writers for shows like these should be forced to memorize previous plot points and monsters-of-the-week.
>Scully is skeptical of the supernatural but is Catholic>Mulder believes in all the paranormal stuff but is a fedora atheistHuh?
>>215467398Reminder this show never named the jew
>>215467737>Mulder believes in all the paranormal stuff but is a fedora atheistTypical /x/ poster.
>>215467737Then they found an alien spaceship with religious scripture on it.
>>215467535She is objectively handsome by all traditional metrics. You are a homosexual or a tranny
>>215467757/x/ is gnostic
>>215467781You don't think she's conventionally pretty or feminine?
>>215467808Functionally, gnostics are just fedoras who believe in horoscopes and crystals.
>>215467808/x/ is full of trannies, fur fags, underage retards and all manner of alphabet "people"
>>215467888Checked.After you've read every greentext story there's no reason to go there.
>>215467861I do think that. Thats what I wrote.
>>215467706the thing about monster of the week plots is that th typically revert back to the status quo at the end so its basically like nothing ever happened
>>215467706tv was made back then so that anyone could catch a rerun or a random episode and get into itrealistically scully would stop being a skeptic like 5 episodes in but they need to maintain the dynamic for the show to work
>>215467535>uglyfkn tranny, you will never pass
>>215467398I saw her on a beauty product ad last night, and she had an English accent. fucking blew my mind
>>215468123>english accent scullysomething else got blown in my pants, if you know what i mean
>>215467999You called her handsome, most women would be insulted by that even 20 years ago.
This show is really so amazing in its juxtaposition of complex, artistic, thoughtful introspective analyses given by the main characters and the almost cartoonish scooby doo type monster of the week drivel, that it had something for everyone. I watch this show and I sometimes laugh at how dumb it is, I cheer at the cheeky remarks made by Mulder, I pause and masturbate to the statuesque beauty of Scully.
>>215468167>most women would be insulted by that even 20 years ago.I know. I don't care. In fact, Ive called women that to their faces before when they were hitting on me to get them to back off. Fucking whores. Anyways, she is very beautiful.
>>215467398Here I am being a monster but I will never have a hot FBI agent look at me like this. Unfair.
>>215468178Based in triplicate.
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>>215467706In Scully's defense, there are so many episodes where post instigating incident, Mulder is already throwing out the wildest take based on nothing. Like Mulder can see one dead body and he will be like:>This man died by a man-eel Scully, an electric eel has bio electricity.And Scully will be like:>Mulder, we have one body, he died by electrocution, where are you getting a man-eel from. And of course there will be a man-eel.
>>215468178>statuesqueShes like 5"2
Have you ever seen a UFO, /tv/? I saw a glowing orange orb one night making erratic movements and then it straightened out before making a maneuver that looked like a radical sign and disappearing in an instant.
>>215468123>>215468153she does a mattress ad on TV pretty regularly over here https://youtu.be/ZivDfOjTWS0?si=m7p_PNuErQiKdn9G
>>215468389I saw a black triangle
>>215468366Im not sure what you think the definition of that word is limited to, but I suggest you read into it as to broaden your understanding
>>215468389I just posted about it in the bigfoot thread >>215466243. I listened to some science podcast about how it's just plasma in the atmosphere though rather than anything from space. still cool to see.
>>215468391wtf, Im sure Ive seen her talk with an American accent in interviews
>>215467535This "person" should be slowly killed. Also, fuck you.
>>215467398>married four fucking timesI wonder how awful she must be to live with.
>>215468434I suggest you stop fucking with me.
>>215468389Government denies knowledge
>>215468451she probably tones it down a bit, it'd be like me trying to say or8 duck rate nice day innit and expecting anyone to know what the fuck I'm saying outside of a 30 mile radius
>>215468570*telephones behind you*
>>215468451She spent most of her first 10 years of life in England so she switches her accent back and forth depending on if she's in the uk or us.
An ayyy is fuckin you right now scully
I've never seen the show, does she really not believe despite them seeing stuff all the time? That would annoy me but I guess if it's done right it might work.
>>215468322Moulder was usually wrong. It was generally a red herring to a normalfag paranormal thing,like vampires or ghosts, to a more esoteric paranormal thing like super intelligent eugenics twins or rapey old men eating mushrooms that cause astral projection
>>215468881I do think earlier in the series they keep it a bit more balanced and reasonable.Some bum might walk up to Mulder and say shapeshifting vampires are chasing him. Mulder would believe him, while Scully would be like "hey man maybe this isn't real, he's just a random bum ya know"
>>215467535Scully with red hair isn't ugly
>>215468943I see, is it a good show, does it hold up?
>>215469109It's a nice, comfortable show. Not super deep. Quality not the most consistent across episodes, but you do find yourself caring for Mulder and Scully. And the supernatural is a nice twist to the usual crime show formula. I like it. It holds up.
>>215469109Form your own opinion you worthless fuck.
There is an alien in this thread.
>>215468389>seen a UFO, /tv/?Thought I did for about 30 seconds one evening, but it was Venus. Sun was going down and I looked outside and saw a bright gold/yellow orb hovering just above the horizon. It was far too big to be either a star or the landing light of an aircraft. I watched it for a few minutes and realized that it was in the east, so I checked an on-line star tracker and realized that it was the planet Venus that I was seeing. I always wondered why they blamed UFO's on Venus, but at the right time and place, and just the right angle above the horizon, it's fucking HUGE and unlike any planet or star I've ever seen over the years.
>>215469993t.ICE agent
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>>215467535fag alert
>>215467535she's no zendaya is she
>>215467535>low t epidemic
>>215470165I find your contempt for science sickening.
>>215470295>half decent xfiles thread for once And you have bring your nigger faggotry into it. Disgusting.
>>215471335Are you done, Agent Mulder?
>>215468389I've seen the classic flying suaser on two occasions. Most cliché looking shit.
>>215467398she was right, creatures are just human natures and paranormal. Aliens are science fiction,. traveling at the speed of light is impossible.
>>215469109Comfy show, good writing to the concept of the show, aliens or is it ?, it goes on for several season good characters good at what it does, compared to other shows ammm i dont know, but very good at what it is
I miss these niggas like you wouldn't believe.
>>215467398I remember watching the movie and thought it sucked, never watched the show does it suck too?
>>215473047Both are great.
>>215468084>horny sigh>mulder why is my pussy wet again, i just had sex 4 hours ago!https://youtu.be/j2d6T5G2rrY
>>215467535this post really got em bubblin
here she is in tron.yikes, who the fuck was handling this camera:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q21cav7PFEM
>>215473548Look how they massacred my girl.
>>215467398She is aggressively attractive.
>>215472976How would they have felt about the current state of the world?
>>215467398Remember this episode where they had to remove half of patient brain?
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>>215475570Their magazine would have been gold during covid.
she literally sees an alien in ehrlenmeyer flasks. from that point on its just sheer ignorance. she also sees scientific evidence of alien DNA and the cover up. its just baffling to keep up the charade for syndication purpose
>>215467398>Monsters from Earth? Okay. >Monsters from space That breaks my suspension of disbelief. Makes sense that something supernatural was simply undiscovered but what proof do you have that it's from space or another planet? Just feels like Moulder jumps the gun too soon. Wouldn't it make more sense that it was a lab/military experiment?
Alf is x-files canon, yes?
reality jumped the gun with COVID. xfiles is accidently a realistic portrayal of npc mindset. Nevertheless Scully ist hot, nuff said.
>>215477073Yes sarr very needful sarr
>>215467535she is the definition of gorgeous
>>215469109If you care about craftsmanship, yes. If you want an involved character drama, no (though there are episodes that do great things with the characters). It's my favorite show of all time, but I also prefer episodic TV.
