What the fuck happened to Reese?
Bad skull shape
>>215470720he could probably stand to gain a few pounds.
>>215470720he merged with dewie
>>215470720hoky shit I didnt even recognise him.What happened to his eyebrows?
>>215470720crack
>>215470720find one (1) example of a child actor that does not become a dysgenic freak at the age of 35
>>215470820kek
>>215470897they come off
>>215470920Ok lets do thisYoung: fluer>hermany>ching chong>luna>ginny>fat bitchOld: fat bitch>ginny>ching chong>hermany>luna>fluer
>>215470720Vax status?
>>215470820lol
>>215470920*ahem*
>>215470897They were just screwing around
>>215470720>What the fuck happened to Reese?He was the only one the producers didn't rape.
>>215471099...what's different about you?
>>215470720Wheres Dewey :(
>>215470920Judith Barsi
>>215470920Dude stop posting British girls they hit the wall like at 17
>>215471183Ouch. Low blow.
>>215470720Is not Reese like a female name like Reese Witherspoonge
>>215471151Dewey get rape
why did Francis' career never take off? Did Scary Movie 2 kill his career?
>>215470920AnnaSophia Robb?
Reese is Jewish. It's just his genes expressing themselves once he matured.
>>215470920Hillary's Duff
>>215471249He's a pretty bad actor
>francis making the nervous autismo hand gestureHe didnt seem autistic on the show
>>215470920>>215471189
>>215470720Left to right:>can't remember the Clinton administration>gay>brother is serving life in prison
>>215470920still would Luna
>>215470920Along with aforementioned Bale and Russel: Ryan Gosling, and Kirsten Dunst.They are starting to hit the wall but they are in their 40s so that made it through their 30's at least.
>>215470720no hair gel
>>215471249I thought that was Neil Patrick Harris until just now.
>>215470720JUST
>>215470920What happened to watson is so demoralizing. It makes you think that so much of the magic of the world is just women being young. And their peak lasts for such an incredibly short time.
>>215472756everything on the left is fucking horrifying
>>215472712Jeez how old is he? I'm 42 and not nearly that wrinkly.
>>215472860life is unfaiiir
>>215472860He's like 39 or 40 I think
>>215472878fuck
>>215472756>It makes you think that so much of the magic of the world is just women being youngI wouldn't go that far but the fact I never experienced being a young man dating 16-20 year old girls when it was appropriate will probably never not bother me
>>215470720What happened to Francis? I thought the guy was sentenced to life in prison for sex with women.
>>215472712The hair transplant helps a little, he used to look completely JUSTED
>>215470720well well well
>>215472972That was his brother, Hyde
>>215470920bottom right still looks OK
>>215472972That was Danny Masterson, his younger brother.
>>215472860Crows feet are battlescars from a happy life with lots of smiling
I keep seeing them referred too as the Wilkinsons, but I don’t remember their family name ever being mentioned in the show, is this some gay wookipedia tier shit?
>>215470920Jfc women age like shit
>>215470920The most famous one dipshit. Leo DiCaprio.
>>215473268Leo bogged hard in the 2000s, his face got fat and never went back.
>>215473287There was a time when leo looked "young", and a time when he suddenly didn't. Probably around the time of The Aviator.
>>215472860you never leave the house. that's all there is to it in this particular case.
>>215470920you gotta keep in mind celebs like these all rub POUNDS of makeup into their skin like 5 times a day during filming, social life, all hours. they age their skin like 4x faster than it would otherwise. They blast their hair with chemicals too, so many chemicals drying cells all over their bodies. Then factor in drugs and stuff like coke and sleep deprivation over YEARS and yes they age like shit. Most normal women look great up into their 60's if they have an inner light/beauty and don't annihilate their faces with chemicals 24/7.
>>215472712come on nobody cleaned off his eyebrow dandruff before the 8k resolution photo?
>>215470720He looks like one of those Vegan jerks
>>215470920The worst is whoever middle right is. She had a really classy refined face, looks like she should have aged like wine and been a “handsome” older lady not ending up prematurely dog-bogged, slammed and haggified. That’s the kind of face that you’d wake up beside and think “yikes”
>>215470720I kid you not, minus the beard he looks like my ex.
>>215470920Ahem
does Reese have actual AIDS?
>>215473496Yeah she doesn't just look old and busted she looks like an alien wearing a skinsuit.
>>215470920Christian Bale's transformation from child to adult actor was so flawless that nobody even remembers him as a child actor
>>215470732looks like a french tennis player.
>>215473287his face is as wide as travolta's now.
>>215473192I'll say he was filled with happiness doing all those lines of coke
>>215473313Ha! I was going to say something happened between gangs of New York (2002) and the departed (2006) and I go and check and it’s the fucking aviator (2004)Spot on
>>215470732>>215470720I think the weird sideburns accentuate his skull shape. He'd look better with them trimmed a bit shorter.
What does Dewey look like nowadays?
>>215470920Keira Knightly
>>215470920
Reese?
What happened to Dewey? Where is he?
>>215470920Ginny would look good if she actually wore sunscreen and stayed out of the sunwhite women age like shit and for some reason they're addicted to sitting in the sun
>>215470920literally daniel radcliffe
Just quietly, Francis looks like a fucking chad in OP's pic. Is Dewey based for not participating in the show?
>>215471128POPPUHSH ANN WIEDH SHEKSH!
>>215470720He has the perfect look for a middle aged woman.
>>215470720based malcom got a real job
>>215472756that picture was just a bad fashion dayshe looks fine in other shoots
>>215476494she's only 34 jesus christ. wiki says she does a fish only vegetarian diet but i'm pretty sure she was a vegan for a while.
>>215472756Ugly hambeasts managing to convince most women to throw their best years away slutting it up instead of locking down a quality husband will never stop being funny to me
>>215472860If you spent time in the sun and laughed a lot you would have those wrinkles too. No wrinkles at 40+ is just a grim testament to a) plastic surgery or b) miserable life
>>215470720i would still enjoy fucking malcolm
>>215476614Yeah women would really benefit from being told the truth: a lot of you aren't attractive, and the only thing you have going for you is being young. If you don't make the most of that now you'll never have children. So many women end up sitting there are 30, fat and alone, wondering where it all went wrong because the baby crazy kicked in about ten years too late.
>>215470720There is a lot more hair in the lower half than I expected there to be.
>>215476743Malcolm got a hair transplant. No idea about the other two
>>215476607>wiki says she does a fish only vegetarian dietwell if shes pescatarian it should be great for skin because of high omega 3 and zincbut again shes white and probably sunbathes
>>215472712>>215472860>>215476672>If you spent time in the sun and laughed a lot you would have those wrinkles too.nah his wrinkles are way worse than average for his agebro just never uses sunscreen and is always in the sunor his genetics make his skin age like shit
>>215470920Hufflepuff chubby-chasers win again. >>215472892I feel you, anon.
>>215476458He died on a mission to take out Robo Kim Jun Ill.
>>215476826tfw grew up in a poor area where all the men thought sunscreen was gay
>>215476861fragile masculinity is a hell of a drug
>>215470920>>215471066Young: Cho > Fleur > Hermione > Luna > Ginny > Lavender Old: Lavender > Ginny > Hermione > Cho > Fleur > Luna
>>215476494She's just too much into nature and surfing to stay away from the sum. That and she just ages like her mom
>>215470920Kurt RussellChristian BaleScarlett JohanssonDrew Barrymore
>>215476861>>215476895To be fair, grown ass men obsessing over wrinkles and having smooth skin is pretty gay
>>215476967She is pretty af here, and her mum looks good for her age. All of the photos are shit photos of the actors in OP's pic. Except for the asian bird there is no fixing that
>>215471151He passed away in July 2017
>>215470920here's several
>>215476967unironically a good looking woman.except for the fact that i'm almost 32 and still get carded for alcohol half the time because i look ten years younger than her lmfao.
>>215470720surprised to see he's not gay. also he looks like he's probably super into running, all those runners look like shit
>>215477112They're all okay but some are taken at awkward times. Hermione's actress is clearly in the process of smiling and saying hi to someone. As is the Asian chick. Ginny looks like she's awkwardly forcing a smile.Ginny is also the only one with a normal family. Husband and child and just really into environmental stuff. Lavender's actress has husband & children but has chosen that weird OnlyFans career. Asian chick seems to be a single mom. Don't know about the French broad, but Hermione & Luna has chosen to stay single and without children well into their 30s. it's legit over for them.
>>215477150>>215477112Bonnie, this is starting to get embarrassing.
>>215476793That makes sense at first, but you have to think of the mindset of a millenial NPC pescatarian:1. Fat = le bad2. Animal fat = le double bad3. Only eat enough fishies as I need because I feel bad that I'm not a veganSo she'd eat lean fish, and as rarely as possible. She wouldn't get much omega 3s.
>>215470720I'm not trying to inject politics into this but Malcolm looks like he's morphing into Robert F Kennedy Jr. lol
>>215477098what about skin cancer?knew a dude who had a bald head, got skin cancer on it, and still refused to wear a hat in the sun
>>215477331>chose cancer over being gay
>>215477296so basically vegan with the rare fish entree every monthyeah its retarded. and they could supplement but they probably also think "supplements le bad" so they dont do that either
>>215472712>>215472860>>215476826he races stock cars now and is out on the track a lotthere is no shade out there and on top of that the door is welded shut so the driver has to leave the widow openeven with "ultraviolet protection" on your helmet, the sun is a complete bastard and WILL give you trucker face, pic relatedlook at the side of muniz thats near the open window of a drivers seat
>>215470720Where's Dewey?
>>215476786>>215473051That's not a hair transplant, it's a hair piece. There's a video of him shilling for a wig company on Instagram and trying one on.
>>215473056Did you really need Wikipedia to tell someone with the surname suffix -field was Jewish? Retard
>>215470920sex with that girl that was obsessed with ronI think she does/did OnlyFans though
>>215478738Why doesnt he just go with a transplant? He's rich so not having enough donor hair is a non-issue. He can just get some other poor guy to donate his hair to him like Floyd Mayweather did, so that he has enough DHT resistant hairs so that he never has to take finasteride or any other drugs to keep it from falling out. That beats having to shave your head every 3 days and gluing fake hair onto your scalp
>>215470920Luna, Bonnie and Bottom Right are cute. Watson never apologized and Frencho is bogged beyond repair. Oh yeah and Asian is eating rice or something calculator dragon temple car accident liveleak escalator death
>>215470820
>>215471944his brother got locked up for rapehe's being cautious
Breaking Bad ripped off Malcolm in the Middle
>>215473202Literally in the pilot
>>215476672>I'm a wrinkly fuck because I>live>love>lifeThat's such a cope, Mr. ballsack-face
>>215470720so was the whole "dewie actor was raped" story true or just stupid internet humor?
>>215470920That's what the Britoid lifestyle does to a motherfucker, innit.
>>215470720Where's Jamie?
>>215470720"Cute" kids often look like weird adults. Whatever overblown, exaggerated facial characteristics make them work as little actors usually balloons into homeliness or just looks bad by comparison; and they're always compared to what they used to look like. It's funny then when they're stuck with these weird looking adults for these reboots. Like the boy from Roseanne.
>>215479382Different actor
>>215470920I don't have an 'after' because I don't need one. I know she's still hot because I love her.
>>215470920neville longbottom
>>215476173Adios, turd nuggets.
>>215473192or being blue eyed and constantly wincing in the sun.
>>215479397no shit. W H E R E different actor?
>>215479316t. man who smears animal cum on his face for its anti-wrinkle effects
>>215479443hey. inappropriate.
>>215470920being a british man is suffering
>>215479468Same reason why the new Dewey actor isn't pictured. It's from a social media post from one of them saying they missed their brothers.
For me, it's Jet Li
>>215479498>'i listened to the theme song and thought of my tv brothers and supposedly that led me to confirm we're together and filming'okay. that doesn't explain 'where jamie', turing-test-failure-kun. that doesn't even touch on why dewey isn't there, how can that be a 'reason'?
>>215479541The actor for Dewey refuses to be part of the reunionThe actor for Jaimie was replacedThe actors for the brothers which remained are picturedIs that simple enough for your autism?
>>215479446myth
>>215479598>The actor for Jaimie was replacedta-da we got there in the end, albeit squeezed between more irrelevant information.
>>215476793>no animal fatthats the killer
>>215479481I don't. But ever heard of sunscreen? Little life hack for everybody of European living in warmer climates not wanting to end up with a ballsack look and skin cancer. You might wanna look into it before it's too late.
>>215470720>>215472712does Malcolm understand this is a sequelreboot since he doesnt remember doing Malcolm in the middle?
>>215470820>he merged with dewie
>>215473855Yeah those are a seriously bad idea. He looks so ugly it kind of pisses me off tbqh
>>215470720Reese would look pretty normal if it wasnt for those weird ass sideburns
>>215470920ITTY BITTY TITTIES AND A BOBITTY BITTY TITTIES AND A BOB
>>215479302Didn't they later say something about him borrowing the name badge, to keep the mystery going
>>215473202I saw it in a TV guide once, the synopsis said "The Wilkersons"
>>215472712>men age like fine wi-ACK!
>>215476967Gilf
>>215479971no
>>215470720Why is Malcolm not in the middle in either of these photos?
>>215479963kek
>>215471151he got lost on his way to the photo shoot.
>>215480166He looks 50 lol
>>215470920do americans really age this poorly?
>>215470720tbf the spiked frosted tips rhys had were very iconic to his look and he had them for the entire time the series ran and without them its hard to realize that it's rhys.If he had frosted spike tips in the 2nd photo you would just be like OMG LOOK AT RHYS.Malcom and francis also look very different but since their hairstyles are more or less the same it's not as noticeable/
>>215470720Whoever sells hair dye in Hollywood is making a fortune
>>215470920ryan gosling
>>215480339Lmao take off the rose tinted glasses my friend.
>>215470720Reeses actor is gay and literally was living at his groomers home for years if not still to this day
>>215480355ok he's bogged now but at 35 he looked fine, he was older than that when they filmed the nice guys
>>215470920God Damn, what the fuck happened to Fleur, did they feed her testosteron or did she have some secret neanderthal genes that activated late
one of his long sideburns is longer than the other. He looks like a literal retard that doesn't have the awareness to groom himself.
>>215470720He just looks like a normal guy. Masterson obviously has great genes and Muniz would be looking worse than Reese if not for the hair transplant. Most actors who have a good hairline past 40 have had a transplant.
>>215480480nosejobs do wonders
