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How would you fix modern movie?
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they look like they're really beating the shit out of her lol that shove down was personal
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>>215474847
It's clearly ai
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>>215474771
damn she really hit her head into the concrete but she was committed to it
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>>215474861
This is from a years old video, doofus.
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>>215474973
Don't care. It's still AI.
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>>215474861
>>215475245
I can smell the curry from this false flag
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>>215474847
she didn't give the signal to stop
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THOR - L&T

> WAITIKI FUCKS THE HELL OFF.
> Get the Russos back to direct or someone like Gareth Edwards or Brad Bird.

> Vastly less comedy. Make it the most serious Thor film. Comparable tonally to Infinity War.

> More faithful looking & apocalyptically menacing Gorr with a lot more screentime & god battles.

> Toss Gorr's daughter & the children.

> Zeus is actually badass/imposing/menacing and him & Thor have a extended fight (& his thunderbolts don't look like plastic toys, that said I am down with them being solid objects/weapons to differentiate them from Thor's lighting)

> Toss the Hercules cameo.

> We get a much more faithful adaptation of Thor's gold/blue armor with Wan Aquaman quality metallic scales instead of the bright plastic crap we got.

> Jane-Thor armpit shots.
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>>215474771
Gang rape.
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>>215475381
you kind of just know all of them had her at some point.
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>>215475358
Keep Valkyrie's outfit mostly the same but toss the pants and give her a Wonder Woman battle skirt and dye her hair blonde.
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>>215475403
>>215474847
Maybe not all of them.
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>>215475358

WANDAVISION

> The heroic white guy isn't sent to fucking prison at the end for desperately trying to save the town.

> The outfit Wanda has at the end of the series is given deep cleavage & a taller crown.

> Do something better with fake Quicksilver.

MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS

> Wanda keeps the above outfit from the end of WV.

> Tone down the cringy Rami-isms.

> Make the Illuminati both more tyrannical & competent.

> The film doesn't ignore Vision like it did.
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>>215474771
To be fair even a dude cannot defeat a pack of people attacking him seriously.

The only scenario of a win I can think about is imagining a very tall and fit guy with martial arts experience fighting a pack of dwarves less strong and experienced than him and without weapons.
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>>215475358
>>215475430
THE FALCON & THE WINTER SOLDIER

> Remove wokeness as much as possible such as the black people can't get loans nonsense and especially above all else completely redo Sam's final speech so he doesn't simp for mass murdering terrorist who we saw burn innocents alive.

> Make Sam & Bucky far less abrasive & dick-ish to Walker. Show them feeling guilty for not helping Walker which resulted in Battlestar's death.

NO WAY HOME

> Lizard is more menacing, has more screen time & grows his iconic snout.

> Andrew Garfield has a new Spider-Man costume that is a mix of the 2 outfits from his films. The blue texture, spider/web design from asm2 but keep the textured red rubber material & eyes from asm1.

ETERNALS

> Sersi has a much more faithful skimpy outfit in Eternals with bare legs & cleavage.
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>>215474771
The guy doing a backflip after getting hit was cool
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>>215474771
start hiring nerds again, stop hiring women just because they're women, tone stuff down in a less is more kind of sense, don't let producers dictate movies like they're creative people but gently keep the creative people in line when they're going to far in a few places.
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>>215475358
>>215475430
>>215475467

LOKI

> The female Loki is properly sexualized with cleavage like the comic version.

SHE-HULK

> Start over completely.

> No emasculated Skaar

> No despicable unhinged incel strawmen demonizing innocent people in the audience daring to be critical of far left/woke female characters.

> Actual proper courtroom stuff.

> Sexualize Jen more.

> Give her a faithful leotard.

MOON KNIGHT
> Make it R-Rated and much more serious.
> Mabye make it a movie?
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>>215475457
>a pack of people attacking seriously
that's the point tho. when does that happen? generally I think you're right but then the second version of that scene is still highly choreographed and kind of lame. I figure in reality you can do a lot if you move don't hesistate and go 0 to 100 instantly. what gets you is standing in the middle of people until the first sucker punch lands on the back of your head or behind your ears. a dude who's been punch before can tank a lot front on especially if whoever is fighting doesn't actually know how to throw a punch and waits for a reaction that won't come. you're high on adrenaline potentially and don't even feel it.

that said I think the most realistic fight in context would be negrorinis swinging haymakers with great speeds without great technique. but that's hard to choreograph I guess. doubt they'd do tony ya flying knees
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>>215474847
She asked them to be extra rough for "realism" because she wanted an orgasm.
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>>215474847
kek that was a hell of a hit no padding either
girls got balls
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>>215475457
If they’re cautious and don’t really want a fight, and you’re overpowered, you could get somewhere
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>>215474847
>>215475897
Are you guys retarded?
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>>215476012
Bump
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>>215474771
Fuck off with your stupid ESL thread.
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>>215475664
There's that webm of the guy wrecking half a dozen dudes in a club because no-one really wants to step in and fight. Unless it's niggers, in which case they dogpile instantly.
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>>215474771
did she died?
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>>215474771
no more women
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>>215476012
>Are you guys retarded?
He asks on /tv/, the second dumbest board on 4chan.
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>>215476012
People like them are why movies are allowed to be terrible
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>>215474771
It always makes me laugh a bit when in movies someone is knocked down when something is thrown at them. I can buy bricks, bats and such, but at the end of Raid 2 the protagonist was taking out goons with fucking empty office water bottles.
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>>215478492
If you say /pol/ is the dumbest, then I know you in whole and spit on you
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More barefoot women
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>>215474771
nice twirl from the guy who took the bat
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>>215474771
I think you fundamentally can't unless you can come up with a new funding system. A lot of the studios are owned/funded in part or in whole by blackrock and similar dei faggot investors who are going to push for sloppa. Then when you actually make the damn thing they want to make money on the international market which means the dialogue and themes can't be complex and need to easily translate, hence whedon superhero sloppa, even the stuff that's not superheroes is still super heroes, see the fast and the furious. plus everything is fucking focus group design by committee sloppa because it needs to be safe for investors, who are also pushing the faggot shit.
the only genera that gets a pass is horror because they're cheap to make and people will go see whatever horror movie without it needing to be good or a ton of advertisement. it's why there are like 15 friday the 13th movies
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>>215478524
Oy vey I'm reporting this post for antisemitism! You will pay for this insult, goy!
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>>215474771
Fire half the writers. Most of the problems these days has to do with the writing
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>>215478892
As usual, the men are doing all the work.
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>>215478892
Just fire all the women. Movies went to shit when more than half of the people involved in movies and TV shows ended up consisting of women. That also means they're ridiculously overrepresented, given that men still do all the technical things.
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>>215474771
>>215474847
I don’t like seeing multiple guys beating up a girl. I can only self insert if it’s one guy.
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>>215474771
The problem with the majority of hollywood actions scenes is that they're too ridiculous and over the top.
The first take from that webm is unironically better than most shit just because it's relatively grounded so you can somewhat believe it. No fancy flips or twirls. One continuous shot without obnoxious editing. The roundhouse at the end was the only 'pizazz' and it's used sparingly.
Most fight scenes have a series of flips and jiu-jitsu grapples, interspersed among the constant quick cuts that make it feel disconnected and stupid. Half the time the behind the scenes rehearsals look better than the actual fight scene in the film.
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>>215474771
MOVIE
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>>215474771
>Cuts to black before they start raping her
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>>215474771
Are they professional stunt performers? That was pretty well made
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This is from a french stuntman school, they're pretty good
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>>215479221
In training. Thry have an active instagram where they post regular stuff but the ones I see on /tv/ are always years old

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJ69ZSqsRMv/?igsh=N3A3MjEwc2VxeHl0
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>>215479179
I couldn't ever rape a woman, my penis is too small
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>>215479179
What is this from?
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>>215478892
For anyone that has ever been in a fight or done any sort of martial art, this shit is just hilarious.
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>>215478892
Hot
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>>215479785
>movies aren't real life
Ya don't say, you stupid pos
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>>215479366
The BBC, what else? Cucked island.
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>>215475457
>To be fair even a dude cannot defeat a pack of people attacking him seriously.



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