damn gus cheer up nigga
>>215474866Mmmm chicken nuggie
why don't women just walk around naked? what is the point of a tiny strip of cloth?
>>215474866>i hate women>they dont know im gay>i wunna go home and cook chicken and suck cockwhat was his problem lol
>>215474912he's just like me...
Bang Data ay mira mama muevase mi linda mulataY mira como menea que linda muchachaY ella tiene fuego y yo onions un triki trakaY ahora nos movemos lado a lado como almaca...
>>215474866Gus has more self control, I would've took a bite on that nice soft ass
>>215475323No you would not, beta
>>215475341that's not what your mom said last night
>>215474866Where did Don Eladio find white girls in Mexico?
>>215475323Gus just wants bussy. Haha. Isn't it weird that Todd got Jesse and Gus didn't?
>>215474904They need at least SOME protection against jeets
>>215475653If I see a nude bitch in the street I'm clocking her. Fuck your kike nigger porn morals.
>>215475323Gus is a faggot, a fucking cocksucker, a MARICA, as Tuco would say.
>>215475341That's not what your sister said last nigh.
>>215474866horrible mid-ass
>>215474866>gus realizing he's at mcdonald's
>>215475971She'd be perfect with an extra 20 pounds.
>>215476048Fuck no she'll just look like a bigger nuggetTwigmaxxing would be better for her
>>215476151Kys , if there's nothing to grab or squeeze what's the point of touching women then?
>>215474866wasn't he literally gay? the partner he had that got killed by that cartel boss was literally his gay lover/partner. its implied
>>215474969kys nigger
>>215474866Was this the most epic scene in the whole series? Has to be
>>215476985You lard chaser
Anyone else noticed how the cartel leaders are depicted as intellectual powerhouses in breaking bad? Fring was a high iq genius and it's in part based on the Colombian and mexican drug trade. Then you'll watch other series based on the same region and they'll act like complete retards with no impulse control.
>>215476048she is in mexico. give it a week
>>215477203only gus and his boss bolsa were shown to have intelligence. everyone else was shown to be retarded maybe except lalo
>>215474866What is Gus's reaction here
>>215474866not even a side glance at that booty
>>215474866This plan of his was Walter White levels of everything should go wrong and the stars better align at this precise moment or it's going to be a massive fuckup. Oh, nevermind, it was perfect.
>>215474904You don't want to see most women walking around naked, sperglord.
>>215477582fatties don't tend to walk around in micro bikinis though you fucking retard.
>>215475971Too much ass desu
>>215477026>its implied
>>215474866Literally me at a party contemplating the purpose of human existence and why we do pointless things like drink alcohol and talk about nothing
>>215477905kek
>>215477905this used to be me, and then at 30 I realised that life is just a turn your brain off movie
>>215477172Tron lover
>>215477972How and why did you come to this realization
>>215474904>t. Daimon Anon
>>215477997because life is too absurd to take seriously
>>215474866depressing stripper butt
>>215477905You must be fun at parties
>>215477904>impliedDo you remember him thirsting over wine boi?
>>215477905nigger don't go to parties if you aren't having fun.you're not doing a favor to anyone by being miserable, you can ponder the orb alone just as well.
>>215475678where is this, canada or australia?
>>215474866What did he mean by this? Was it fake?
>>215477904>what is mockery>what is demeaning and calling him a fag (not in the modern "positive" way)No wonder nobody takes you people seriously.
>>215478815Most pointless scene in TV history
>>215475626in the capital?
>>215478899I'd like to think he faked having a family and it wasn't even his real house, because why would he be so stupid to invite Walter in his own house?But, shouldn't he expect that Walter will do a background check on him? And police obviously knew where his house was and he was driving there every night.
>>215474866I always wondered what would the conditions be if jesse stayed as a cartel cook (assuming gus didn't try to enact his plan so eladio won't hold a grudge against him). would he live like a normal person except that he'd be watched by the cartel 24/7? or would he be like on house arrest in some remote shack in the desert? would he be able to order hookers and pizza or would he be just fed slop? or would he be outright enslaved like with the nazis?
>>215477904>>215478815not canon
>>215474904the anticipation of nudity makes it better
>>215479107Okay, I just realized it's the same house as his BCS house with the tunnel.
>>215478881England.
>>215474866female butts are so hot. hard to believe poop comes out of them
>>215474866He's literally gay, why would this cheer him up?
>gus excuses himself the moment they bring the girls outdefinitely gay
>>215477582Kinda this, the bikini makes a woman more attractive in a public setting as opposed to her naked. Keeps those titties contained and in place and highlights them and even a thong covers the butthole and vagina. Much hotter than women walking around naked on a hot day with their sweaty tits flopping around, their asshole out in the open, and the sweat of their cunt smelling like a fish market.
>>215480718>not excusing yourself to go masturbate in the bathroom?
>>215477905Not exactly the same but when i lost my virginity, as i was pounding away i started to think "this is the peak? This is good but its nothing special, is there more life to than this?"My orb pondering got cut short once she got in a cowgirl squat
>>215478899It was. Later on he invited Jessie for dinner and they made a point to show that none of those props were there.
>>215474969pls translate I don't speak american
I actually really love this scene because it seems to a casual viewer hes just being his usual autistic self but what hes actually doing is remaining calm and immobile to slow the poison down as it spreads through his body.
>>215474866He was remaining calm to lower his heart rate because he just drank poison.
>>215481001>not edging and masturbating w/ the girls
>>215477582Only hot women should get a nudity exemption.
>>215475341that's not what your aunt said last night
>>215477026womanbrainthey were brothers
>>215478010true
>>215478899Gus was a secret manchild who loved playing with toy trucks
>THIS... IS NOT TEQUILA Whoah
>>215474866Same energy
>>215474866i want her to brap in my face pls and thank you
>>215477905based retard
>>215479344i had the same thought. also how does the thong not get shit all over it?
>>215478881probably abu dabi,or some of the other oil dictatorships of the middle east that use pakis and poos as slaves.
>>215474866https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAS2XAvINtc
>>215474866let's say he had a boner in this scene, would he make it to the bathroom or would his blood pressure would make the poison work faster?
>>215485367man the coincidences in life sometimes. I just stumbled upon that song on youtube and am listening to it as I read your post
>>215477904>this line triggers autismosreminder that the average poster here is this dumb and takes everything they see literally
>>215474866...sexy af hair desu
>>215477904It does seem more in Lalo's character to call him Gus's boyfriend in a dismissive way rather than an acknowledging way.
>>215474866Gus looks like he's meditating or something
>>215486539fr
>>215477026If Eladio and Hector had done that to Walt and Jesse, Walt would have reacted the same way Gus does and Walt isn't gay
>>215486633Why are you so desperate to prove that this faggot is actually straight?
>>215474904There's nothing more outrageously hot than a woman being 95% naked except for tiny pieces of cloth holding on as the last vestiges of her modesty and privacy over her nipples, labia and anus.
>>215474866If I was Jessie and saw the drug mansion with the chad boss and the place crawling with free pussy I’d probably want to stay. Seems less risky than the retarded chemistry teacher and the fast food guy that are always almost getting my you killed. That’s why they couldn’t tell Jessie the plan.
>>215477905i immortalized your post
>>215477905Same. I prefer sitting alone and having eye contact with the void.
>>215474904Often they do depending on how they feel in different private social settings. They sunbathe naked etc
>>215484324You know how guys have dude wipes and army badass apache wipes? Well you see, women also have wipes that are just called wipes.
>>215478815Trump won btw
>>215474866It's pretty clear Fring was a homosexual. He had romantic feelings for that partner who got whacked on Mars-- oh I'm sorry, I mean Mexico with an orange filter.
>>215477905>le wojak sitting in a corner may mayArt imitates life lmfao
he's gay didn't you watch better ball saul?
>>215479112He was getting a set up of as many women and as much weed as he wanted. Eladio would have kept Jesse around for a while to train his cooks. It’s hard to say what would have happened after that. Eladio didn't seem like the irrational type to kill someone like Jesse after their usefulness is gone, but at the same time Gus did piss him off, so maybe he would to send a message
>>215477905What, are you fucking stupid? Alcohol makes you feel good and removes some of your inhibitions, so you can do things that you wouldn't do when sober. It's a release valve that makes life better for a little while, and it's also great for creativity if you have any hobbies where that might apply.Also, what do you mean talk about nothing? What you talk about is up to you, and whoever you're drinking with. I've had a lot of great conversations while drinking, and I've also made a lot of new friends, and bonded with existing friends. Drinking doesn't mean you have to get shitfaced.Alcohol's fantastic, as long as you don't let it become a crutch.
>>215481015Whoever you fucked must have been a disgusting, ugly, obese pig if you felt like that.
>>215474969Don't talk shit about TOTAL!
>>215474912he smuggled his rebel twink out of fascist chile only for him to get blasted by some ultra-machismo mexican inbreds
>>215486572Lalo would mean it both ways. he was probably the only one in the cartel who actually knew Gus was gay, and he's also the only one who would joke about it because in those circles calling someone a fag is a hanging offense
>>215488595he wasn't even allowed alcohol cuz gus told him he's a junkie
>>215474969>y yo onionskek
>>215488627all alcohol does for me is give me a headache
