>anything from the trolley dear?>one packet of bertie botts every flavour beans, please>sure, that will be one solid gold coin, thank you
what is blud yapping about?
oh no, shit-flavored!
>>215475044Why would you buy candy that can taste like earwax? Wouldn't wizards just prefer muggle candy instead?
>give us a look at yer piss flaps you old bintWhat the actual FUCK was his problem??
>>215476872Its gambling for wizards
>>215475044just to remind everyone in that theatre play thing that rowling wrote with harrys children it is revealed that she is actually a four armed ninja creature somersaulting all over the place
>wizards are so secluded from the muggle world that they can't wrap their heads around basic norms, machinery and fashion>wizard world is composed of a neighborhood in inner city london, a sleepy village and a high school (comprised of like 200 students)BRAVA ROWLINGSIMPLY BRAVA
>>215477008He's been living in a closet for most of his life, cut him some slack.
>>215477008not funny.
>>215477201It was a little funny, like if he'd asked to see her feet
>>215477010Wizards have gambling though.
>>215477086Her ineptitude with numbers is truly ridiculous when you think about it.>Harry is easily the best quidditch player in the entire school>There's about a dozen professional teams in Britain>Not once is there any consideration to him becoming a pro quidditch player>Instead he becomes an auror, equipped with all one (1) spell he knows.
>>215476872Many questions about Harry Potter, like this one, can be answered by: it's a wizard's version of something ordinary, of course it's weird.I don't want to defend Rowling's writing, and I don't usually like the "It's a kids book, turn off your brain." argument. But in this case the approach very clearly was: whenever wizards have a thing, that thing must be magical in some way shape or form. It would be dull if things were not magical. So you gotta wonder, how would you write candy to be magical? Following that train of thought, you of course arrive at candy that can taste like earwax.
>>215477299>what about if in football we had two players not at all involved the game otherwise that run around the outside of the playing field with nets, trying to catch a butterfly?>whoever catches one also earns their team 150 points, ending the game>oh and btw the game will go on for ever (literally) if neither players catches one
Me own sonMe own flesh and bloodLeff wiffou' 'is chocolate froggies'arry bleedin Potter took the lot
>>215477239No no he insulted her a little bit
>>215477299>Harry is easily the best quidditch player in the entire schoolHe isn't, he is just one of the better ones, from what I recall. But your point is correct. Harry not becoming a pro quidditch player is stupid and probably entirely up to Rowling's disdain for sport culture (which quidditch was supposed to be a parody of).>>215477351Yeah, the rules of quidditch are stupid, that's the point. Rowling was trying to make fun of sports by inventing a really stupid sport and make wizards (British people) go nuts over it.
Wouldn't the trolley work like a magical food replicator and have unlimited supply, never being sold out?
>named the jew>ousted the tranny>encouraged bleachingWas Rowling /ourgirl/ all along?
>>215477299When you say "the best quidditch player" you mean "the one with the most expensive broom".>had a Nimbus 2000 which was state of the art>after Slytherins all gets Nimbus 2001s Harry has to get a Thunderbolt>despite being crazy rich he gets both brooms for free
>>215477379>uh actually it was meant to be retardedHahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaha
>>215477008funny
>>215477420Yeah, Harry Potter was, initially, meant to be a silly book. It's british humour. A lot of the weird stuff is there to make fun of itself (or it's real world counter part). The biggest problem with Harry Potter is how serious it started taking itself as the books went on, and how Rowling tried to turn silly jokes from a kids book into genuine world building (and fans being retards who eat that bullshit up, taking it way too seriously themselves).I do not intend to defend Harry Potter. I think these are not particularly good children books, and an adult being obsessed with them looks stupid. But some of the common criticism against these books is quite missdirected.
>>215475044Damn, the potterjeet is up early because it's a weekend, making his shitty threads
>>215477657It's not going to catch on, fren.
>>215477681And there is my confirmation. Like clockwork.
I for one always like potter threads cause they make me giggle like a foolish child again
>>215477721>IT'S MISS OGRE!
>FRRRRPt*zART, PRBBBBBBBBBBH,” Dumbledore said calmly, hitching up his sequined robes as a stream of hot greenish-brown diarrhea blasted into the Pensieve. “Harry, we need to make another journey into my past...my very recent past, in fact just three hours ago, when I couldn’t say no to another one of Sprout’s famous mandrake risotto skewers. Something wicked happened in that time; a door was opened and an ancient horror unleashed. We must—excuse me,” and with a twinkle of his half-moon spectacles, Dumbledore went “BZARRRRT ughh, PLAPPLAPGRuhhFPRT.” “Time is of the essence,” he continued, fastidiously rearranging the legs once covered by elegant three piece suits back when his hairline was worse. “I need you to lead, Harry. Go on, put your face in just like I taught you. Don’t mind the magic corn bits, I know they aren’t the problem.”
>Ron shuffled his feet uncomfortably as he stared at them, hands tangled in a worried knot>"What the fuck you doin' Weasley?! You better not be looking away from them!",yelled Malfoy as he stroked his rock hard member as it protruded proudly from his wizarding robes.>Ron glanced up sheepishly to see Harry vigorously pounding Hermione from behind on the Gryffindor commons table.>Harry looked over his shoulder at his friend with a slight grin on his face.>"C'mon Ron", Harry grunted in between his rapid thrusts, "no need to be coy. Take it all in.">As he plowed deeper and deeper into Hermione's beet red pussy he looked over at Dumbledore, himself deeply entranced in the act taking place before him.>"I much prefer this Chamber of Secrets to the other, professor!" Harry exclaimed.>"FOCUS BOY!" Hissed Professor Snape, rubbing the tip of his precum glazed penis with his thumb.>"You're just like your father. He could never take a proper inter-house fuck train seriously either.">The look on Dumbledore's face lightened somewhat as Harry's thrusts became quicker.>"You getting your vinegars, young mister Potter?" Dumbledore asked in his usual, calm tone>Harry didn't have time to respond before he began to ejaculate wildly deep inside of Hermione's slick cunt.>Falling over her back, he licked the sweat from her skin and gazed up at the clock.>"Twenty-one minutes... looks like a new house record." Harry muttered out in gasping breaths.>Snape's dick began to go limp.>Dumbledore, slapping Harry on the back, exclaimed, "50 points for Gryffindor.">Ronald looked back down at his feet, tears welling in his eyes.>Malfoy looked over at Dumbledore and yelled, "He cheated! There must have been a spell or some such!">Tucking his willy back into his robe he stormed passed Snape and over to the common room door.>"My father will hear of this", Malfoy whispered as he stretched his legs out of the room.
>>215477420Imagine quidditch in a roald dahl book and it might make more sense
>>215477008Hah
>>215477008>gi'ss ah look at yer piss flaps yew old bint
>>215477008kek
>>215475044Why would you choose to buy a product that could taste like literal shit, a yeasty cunt or piss/puke? I'd go for the crisps thanks
>>215477299He stepped away to have a normal life. He was already the most famous person in the world and he had a safe full of gold. Why would he want to play the sport that doesn't even make sense.
>>215479471it is equally likely taste like your waifu's piss thoughever so i would say it's worth it
>>215477530It’s like taking a Roald Dahl book and trying to turn it into a mature book series. The food inspectors would never let Wonkas factory work like that, the parents and school inspectors would notice the literal torture happening through the Trunchbull. Harry Potter was satirical whimsy, taking it seriously breaks all the early book lore.
>>215475044Revels, Wispa and a can of KA Black Grape you old bitch
>>215476872Because it's fun to not know which flavor you'll get. Children like things, that are fun. Why do you think they buy it in real life? You can as well ask why would muggle children buy toys that smell disgustingly?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYblIYE1Ghg
>>215477379>Rowling was trying to make fun of sports by inventing a really stupid sport and make wizards (British people) go nuts over it.no she wasnt. she was incapable of coming up with a suitable game so she declared she came up with garbage on purpose. many such cases
>>215479471I heard the yeasty cunt flavor is big in Japan.
>>215475044>one room with protection from getting counter-assassinated>to be clear no actual adequate security will be provided and the room is an open layout with sightlines from nearby buildings straight to your bed so you can be sniped>it's just passive protection based on the assassin organization youd don't even run, we're just mutually affiliated with and submissive to>of course that will be one oversized novelty gold coin you only have 40 or so of left over after your entire peerless career of compensated action mass shootings/terrorism events, the same price you pay for someone to remove and dispose of twelve bodies and deep clean your entire mansion to remove any forensic evidence
>>215477008britishers use this as a funny absurdist term but i like watching women pee so it arouses me as a term for labia
>>215475044He bought literally everything and it only cost 11 Sickles. So not even 1 gold coin.
>>215479741>that will be one oversized novelty gold coin you only have 40 or so of left over after your entire peerless career of compensated action mass shootings/terrorism events, the same price you pay for someone to remove and dispose of twelve bodies and deep clean your entire mansion to remove any forensic evidenceThey're not worth a common quantifiable value, it's more nuanced than that. They're treated more like a favour. You give a coin in exchange for something you need, whatever it is
>>215480371>I need the whole Continental. Here's a coin for it.
>>215480449There's a limit of course, the other person has to be willing to do the thing in exchange for the coin
>>215477299I asume pro players have day jobs
