This bitch ending up with Ron instead of Harry was the weirdest most random twist ever
>>215476092JK Rowling is explicitly anti-mudblood, only a loser like Ron would settle for Hermione.
>>215476107she might be a mudblood but she's a girlboss too...
She was an uggo nerd bitch in the books. That’s one reason Rowling was upset with the casting.
>>215476092>Useless Ron ended up with a KRUM widowThis series promoted retroactive cuckoldry
>>215476156ZAYM! so ginny mogs Hermione in the books?
>>215476256Apparently she's supposed to be rly likable in the booksMovie ginny is like the most non character wallflower ever made
>>215476414I read through the entire series 5 times as a kid, and I don't remember shit about her.
>>215476156>uggoSo that's why Rowling was okay with Hermione being portrayed by a black actress . . .
No it makes perfect senseThey would all go their separate ways after hogwarts if this didn't happenSince Harry married Ginny, Ron is basically his brother-in-law and Hermione his sister-in-lawThey'd be lifetime family unironically
>>215476092Harry x Luna is the only way it should've ended.>>215476414Supposedly. She has only a prominent role in the second, then becomes a non-character until the 6th where half the book is her fucking other guys until Harry goes for her.
>>215476256>The protagonist ends up with a BLACKED hoe, and this is somehow presented as a happy desirable outcomeThis series was a piece of feminist propaganda made to pass off degrading humiliation rituals as desirable to little boys.
>>215476576Evanna Lynch was cute in the movie, but Luna was an autistic weirdo who probably smelled bad.
>>215476576Luna my childhood crush :3
ginny was rowlings self-insert
>>215476092i want to fugg ron
>>215476092she split with ron few years after cursed child events according to J R
It makes more sense in the books, which despite still being shit, are better at characterization. Ron is much cooler and braver in the books and Hermione is a nerd that Harry isn't attracted to.
>>215476623>Lynch read the Harry Potter series for the first time at age eight and became a fan,[6][7][8] reading and writing fan fiction about the series[6] and sending letters to the author, J. K. Rowling.[1] She was educated at Cartown National School in Termonfeckin until June 2004 and then moved to Our Lady's College in Drogheda,[2][7] where her father was the deputy principal.[9][10] In 2008, she studied speculative fiction and drama at the Centre for the Talented Youth of Ireland, a summer school for gifted teens, in Glasnevin.[11][12] While on the Harry Potter film set, Lynch was tutored for at least three hours a day.[13] In September 2010, she attended the Institute of Education to repeat her Leaving Certificate.[14]Lynch developed an eating disorder at age eleven. She was hospitalised several times for anorexia, and stated that the Harry Potter novels were the only thing that could distract from her condition. During this period, she often wrote to Rowling, stating that "her books and her kindness really made me want to live again."[15] Rowling wrote then-11-year-old Lynch "incredible, wise letters" back.[16] That's rly wholesome desu, I wonder if she turned against Rowling for the terf thing
>>215476735IIRC Lynch wasn't one of the people who turned against Rowling
>>215476092Harry and Ron not ending up together was the cop-out of the century.
>>215476092Apparently it makes more sense in the books. The characters were butchered for the movie by the script writer who was a pedo and had a hard-on for Emma.
>>215476092Emma in this pic looks similar to Ellie from the last of us
>>215476788this
>>215476801It doesn't. The entire epilogue is a fanfic-tier asspull.
>>215476788twentieth post best post
>>215476801>Apparently it makes more sense in the books.I would say it makes less sense in the books. From what I remember the movies don't have Ron and Hermione arguing and bickering all the time and Ron being a insensitive asshole towards Hermione every year.
>>215476801I haven't read the books since they came out but as far as I can remember it was just randomly thrown in at the end.
>>215476823>>215476857It does make more sense in the books, and you also get Harry's inner thoughts showing he isn't attracted to her at all. >bickering all the time andlike a couple does
>>215476256Based Redhead Lover Harry.
>>215476092The series would have worked better, if Hermione was thrown into a volcano at the end, possibly while being clutched by an ecstatic gremlin-like creature.
>>215476585Rowling is a total prude, there is no way that anybody has sex at Hogwarts
>>215476881>>bickering all the time and>like a couple doesA bad couple.
>>215476092>brave, powerful, literally the savior of the wizarding world>his friend who is slightly tallerGee, I wonder which one a woman would pick in the real world...
>>215476933Like Ginny wasn't famous for taking black cocks under the Quidditch bleachers
>>215476933It was implied. She wasn't going to write explicit smut in a book series aimed at children. The parents wouldn't have bought it for their kids if that was the case.
>>215476953Popular doesn't mean slut
>>215476092>most random twistIt was a very obvious endgame in the books
>>215476998In what world?
>>215477020in any world nigger lots of popular girls enjoy the social attention but not sex with randoms meanwhile lots of shut in girls can be mega whores in contrast
>>215477007Nothing obvious about it, she was a snobbish intruder only marginally useful and a drama generator, with a chip on her shoulder and a rotten attitude. She was like the antithesis of Molly Weasley. She had more chemistry with Draco fucking Malfoy than she did with Ron, who by his own admission thought she was legitimately psycho.
>>215477055Yeah, but imagine the bush. Wood berry my face in her English crumpet
>>215476722that shit is not canon. That and fantastic beasts is just proof that authors should be legally prevented from touching their own works after the primary work is finished.
>>215477120Exactly what a coomer would think, and that wasn't Ron. Shit endgame built on lies is shit.
>>215477169>and that wasn't RonRon was a massive coomer. Remember how he acted around Fleur?
>>215477169>>215477222>>215477055We do have a saying in my country that goes like whoever fights the most actually loves each otherTsundere type shit
>>215476256Ginny is unironically one of the prettiest girl in Hogwarts. There's a line where the Slytherin students in Harry's year talk about her in HBP>“Potter, precious Potter, obviously he wanted a look at ‘the Chosen One,’” sneered Malfoy, “but that Weasley girl! What’s so special about her?”>“A lot of boys like her,” said Pansy, watching Malfoy out of the corner of her eyes for his reaction. “Even you think she’s good-looking, don’t you, Blaise, and we all know how hard you are to please!”
>>215477222Didn't that bitch roofie him?
>>215477255it's boomer bullshit like that which end up having abusive nonsensical families that hate each other
>>215477330You're thinking about romilda vane
>>215477281Coalburning garbage
>>215476465Remember when Rowling was the peak Tumblrite Wokie before Troons all freaked out on her for saying Biological Women exist?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS6o9KyuZc
>>215476780She's just a fence sitter. She supports trans people but are too afraid to speak out against Rowling>Speaking to The Telegraph in February 2023, Evanna said: 'I think it’s important that J.K. Rowling has been amplifying the voices of de-transitioners' - those who regret changing gender and want to reverse the process.>She later admitted that she was naive not to expect an online backlash for supporting Rowling and told MailOnline in 2023: ‘It was a big wake-up call,’.>The author first waded into the trans debate in 2020 when she criticised an article's use of the phrase 'people who menstruate' and then wrote a personal essay defending her opinions on sex and gender. >Following the controversial tweet, Evanna wrote an impassioned defence of the woman she refers to as a 'mentor', saying: 'I won’t be helping to marginalise trans women and men further'.>'I think it’s irresponsible to discuss such a delicate topic over Twitter through fragmented thoughts and I wish Jo wouldn’t … That said, as a friend and admirer of Jo I can’t forget what a generous and loving person she is.'
>>215477344proof for this claim??
>>215476092She's a bossy, know-it-all girl with an attitude, he's a bumbling dork. They're perfect for each. Plently of couples like that in real life
>>215477255Depends what kind of fighting, as long as it's playful. Some people who fight just hate each other and would just make broken families. >>215477340Yeah boomers are fucked.
>>215477368>she criticised an article's use of the phrase 'people who menstruate' and then wrote a personal essay defending her opinions on sex and gender.That wasn't the first, the big first attack on Rowling was when she tweeted>“Dress however you please. Call yourself whatever you like… But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real?"That literally non-controversial statement in any sane persons eyes basically her sticking her head in a african bee nest.
>>215477387not a coomer btw just curiousbeing the popular girl doesn't equate to being fuckin blacked
>>215477399Dean Thomas was literally tonguing her in one of the books
>>215476092
>>215477397>sticking her head in a african bee nestLike Ginny, but in reverse.
>>215476092also noticeable is the time hermoine spends with the weasley family, like starting from book4, she stays with her family for at most 1 week at the start of the holidays then spends the rest of the time with the weasleysthe only time starting book4 the trio is separated for a longer duration is when hermoine goes home for christmas holidays in book6you can say almost that she married into the weasley family, her inclusion in the family feels quite natural
>>215477410Was he black in the book tho? Post proof
>>215477410Dean Thomas appearance was never described in the books
>>215477426Ok you are brown, go back to your porn addict discord.
>>215477440Not as brown as Ginny's first six lays.
>>215477430>>215477432It was never described in the UK editions, but in the American versions they explicitly made him black.
>>215477430>>215477432*In one of the moviesHe was definitely black in those
>>215477459Anon said books, now you're back tracking. You lose sir.>>215477453American version? Not canon.
Americans even raceswap in book translations? damn
>>215477511The US publishing industry is mad woke, it's almost unreal.
>>215476092iirc jk originally meant for that to be the case but changed her mind dunno when dunno why
>>215476092>weirdest most random twist everzero twist, not randomher and harry were just friendsthis was very clear by the time of the wizard tournament
>>215476092Harry never really liked Hermione. That was clear once he was forced to hang out with her without Ron. He found her annoying and nagging
>>215477055If it was real life she would be secretly horny for Draco.
>>215477397The train of progression has no brakes, and once it passes the line you won't cross you are now on the other side. You are with them.
>>215476585>>The protagonist ends up with a BLACKED hoe, and this is somehow presented as a happy desirable outcomeShe was ready to settle down.
>>215476982The magical school literally cockblocks the kids in the book
DON'T CALL HER BITCH YOU SCUMBAG
>>215478233It's a figure of speech bwo chill
>>215478368aight, my bad cuh
>>215477393giwtwm (taking orders from the girl)but if it comes to cuck shit I'd snap and dropkick the bitch
>>215476092Harry should have ended up with Cho Chang
Why is Emma so popular with so many men?
>>215476092I wonder why she made the decision.Being charitable I do actually agree that Harry and Hermione did not really have that kind of chemistry. I can see Rowling saying to herself "this just isn't happening, there's no spark here". But her solution was to basically double the problem by creating two couples that have no spark or chemistry. I mean at least Ron and Hermione have a certain opposites attract, tsundere logic to it(which might have worked if she spent more time developing that romance and showing it to the audience instead of just suddenly announcing it happened) but then Ginny is just absolutely fucking nothing. Who the fuck is Ginny? Her whole character was being shy but mostly just not being around. I think there might be a woman brain worm here of thinking its cute for two guys to become brother in laws, like oh, they were such good friends and now they're family. Radical failure to appreciate how most males would react to their best friend dating their sister. They would not just be a bit peeved.
>>215479564Harry should have ended with Luna.Hermione should have ended with Draco.
>>215476092What "twist"? There is literally zero romantic interaction between Harry and Hermione for the entire book series.
>>215477428I like the idea that Harry was the third wheel for like the whole series but he's such a narcissist he doesn't notice so it doesn't come across in his POV.The one fan fiction that might actually be good is just an abridged version of the entire series where you see Harry's friends kinda talking shit about him behind his back, and showing that Ron and Hermione's body language was way different than Harry noticed, like she's constantly grabbing Ron when she gets scared and they keep having these private conversations and clamming up when he shows up. "Did you see that shit where he tried to buy everything in the Trolley? What was that about"
>>215477453>American versions they explicitly made him blackJust looked it up and JR claims she made him black in the UK version too but it got cut by an editor. He even had a backstory in which his father left the family when he was young.
>>215476092She wanted them all to end up related so she had to be with Ron while Harry ended with Ginny
>>215476938well yeah they're in highschool
>>215476092Alpha fux, Beta bux
>>215479834ginny actually has a personality in the books
crazy how this is still accurate almost a decade later
>>215479608First waifusexy British accent
>>215480232What's wrong with LotR?
>>215476092Not really
>>215476092I always thought it was weird that Naruto and Sakura never ended up together too.
>>215476092Rowling fucked up and everybody knows it.Also Harry should have shacked up with Luna.
>>215476092yeah, she herself said she regretted foring the ron/hermione thing as it didn't feel natural and hermione should have ended with harry
>>215480319Um I'll have you know the Pink Ranger from Power Rangers was the first waifu.
>This bitch ending up with Ron instead of Harry was the weirdest most random twist ever
Ron was way cooler in the books and definitely could have gotten her. A whole bunch of Hermione's "girl boss" lines and scenes from the movies were literally Ron's lines in the books.
>>215476156she had a glow up in Goblet of Fire and became hot
>>215482077Ron was the best character in the books, funny, awesome, coolest best friend ever. Sad how they turned him into a useless retard in the movies
