I’m just breaking balls
>introduce a character never seen before on screen>everyone acts like they know them and they've always been around>they are immediately killed in the same episode>rinse and repeat for six seasonsBRAVO CHASE
>>215477485They did build up Feech though
>>215477485Kek
>>215477485It's even worse when those characters are very important to the plot
>>215477525>in one episode >very important to the plotWho?
>>215477541Ralph's son
>>215477541MegaGenius
>>215477435>character makes a joke or insult>someone gets killed or attacked over it and the conflict starts from thereThis shit basically kickstarts almost every plotpoint in the sopranos. It’s a mafia movie/show staple at this point to have an obligatory "breaking balls" interaction
>>215477558This actually
>>215477435>how bout dat pricks face when he saw the gya-
>>215477564Season one multiple people die because of a man eating pussySeason two there’s internal conflict because a man didn’t appreciate a jacketA fat joke causes a gang war
>>215477485That really is how it goes.
>>215477551He didn’t die though
>>215477660Yes but he only appeared in one episode and was never mentioned again afterwards. So basically no real difference.
>>215477623>Season one multiple people die because of a man eating pussyJust like in the Boxer Rebellion.>Season two there’s internal conflict because a man didn’t appreciate a jacketThe American Civil War...>A fat joke causes a gang warEver heard of the World War Two?
The godfather image tricked people into thinking mobsters were classy businessmen when in reality they were impulsive low IQ thugs like your street criminal
>Sil only loses shit shit twice>both times it involves foodBravo Chase
>>215477435I love how people still use screenshots or clips from that aspect ratio smushed torrent. I DLed the same one back in 2006.
>>215477564Congratulations, you now understand Sopranos is about insecure violent retards
actually, they're wise
Vito got his balls broken plenty of times. If you catch my drift.
>>215478402Oh!I’m eatin’ heah!
>dude, what if I go sexually harass the daughter of the boss who has severe anger issue lol. What could wrong?Was he the stupidest character in the series?
>>215478402that's not very nice, anon. The man was suffering a horrible side effect from his medical prescription
I wasn't paying enough attention and couldn't tell if there were 10 different fat guys or if it was all one fat guy
>>215478732there’s too fat guys: before, and WAY before
Uh, guys? This is the only viably Sopranos thread on this miserable board, so can we shitpost this one until 310? A salut'.
>>215477435>try to break some balls>get fuckin fresh instead>get killedMany such cases.
Almost 20 years on, was it really a joke?
>>215477435Quit breaking my ballsStop jerking me offDon't cup my balls and jerk me offStop fingering my ass while you lick my balls and jerk me off you jerk offwhy are italians so homo?
>>215478472>soprano family quite clearly on their way out>ny talking of taking over>he was drunk>he didn't like Tony>he was in his own territoryit was a dumb move but you're stupid as fuck
>>215480286t. Phil Leotardo
>>215478472>BossThey're a glorified crew!
>>215480286>i agree with your statement but youre stupid for saying itaha
>>215477501They mentioned Feech in s3.
>>215477485Always bothered me that the mob is implied to be much bigger than what we see (even the NJ glorified crew) yet we never really see much of it outside of some mentions here and there
>>215478043>IM LOOSING MY BALLS OVA ERE
>>215477435>Go over to taunt the friends of the guy you just killedWhat was he thinking would happen?
>>215477485>New York hyped up like they're the most dangerous thing since the black plague>1000 million soldiers or someshit>nothing happens and New York just capitulates to the pygmy crew
>>215481038Because they realized keeping Phil around wasn't worth it.
>>215477501Feech was obviously supposed to be in the show for longer, he seems to have supposed to play the part that Angelo Garepe ended up fulfilling for that animal Blundetto
>11:30. has to be. look at the angle of the sun
>>215477435how do i respond without hitting him in the back of the head with a cordless vacuum cleaner?
>>215481074Based Rob going senile and forgetting his lines
>>215479327>you were pissin like a Bantha in there
>>215480844he was implying he didn't know why he did it. Don't try and play smart
>>215481073They took a big shit from Jersey even when Sack was the boss.
>>215477435>Go into rivals city>Walk into rivals HQ>Insult their dead friend >Continue to insult their dead friend despite obvious intentions>Rivals stab and murder you>Surprised Pikachu.jpg
>>215478472>>215481497That pygmy fucking thing in Jersey was making a move. They had to get it on.
>>215477485or when they give some minor character like Eugene a ton of screentime and it's obvious they're getting killed by the end of the ep
>>215481074That would have been so much better holy shit
>>215481038Yeah, NY gave up Phil for dead, but they still decimated the NJ management and then popped Tony over the head crushing 'irregardless'.Butchie ended up running the NY family and Paulie would be his NJ puppet boss.Tony should have accepted the 25% on the bullshit asbestos deal. To go to war over that was suicidal and it cost him and his family.
>>215481074>Who's your cousin again?>Oh, he was my best buddy in the can.
>>215481658You couldn't fuckin' retire?
>>215481016He was a made man, which had him believe he was invincible. He just wanted to rub it in their faces that he killed Vito without directly admitting it
>>215478472He was just breaking ovaries.
>mfw it's a comfy sopranos thread
>>215481711Literally the only reason I come to this board, anon.https://vocaroo.com/1esyqPgLUKQN
Post emhttps://tiermaker.com/create/the-sopranos-character-tier-list-55584
>>215477485Not as bad as completely giving up on the feds being a genuine opposing force from season 3 onward, I mean they kill people left and right in public and nothing ever happens
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>>215481711Is this ok anon? That I reply here?
>>215477564To be fair this wasn’t a Eugene situation where he lashed out over one joke. They gave fat Dom like three chances. >haha yeah I guess that’s funny >oh yeah sure man>alright man don’t you have things to do? You should go Fat fuck still didn’t get it.
>>215481771Here is my quick ranking
What the FUCK were they thinking with this scene?
>>215481901Goddamn forgot to add the actual brainless the 2nd
>>215481804Yeah, they kept teasing putting Tony on trial, even into S5, but never did it. Though Carlo flipping at the end was seen to be a death knell.That said, they had wanted to have Livia on the stand against Tony in S3, but Nancy died, so we got the adventures of Little Lord Fuckpants.
>>215481901Why’s Phil there twice?
>>215477623Hey, it was a nice jacket.
>>215481940He is more powerful in his true form
UNCLE PHILLY
>>215481921there is a lot of bizarre editing in this episode
>>215481952
>>215481921he just got done watching star wars
>>215481939I really wonder how the show would have played out if Nancy didn’t die. The way it zooms in on Tony’s gun falling out when he trips down the stairs as she laughs at him makes me think it might’ve been foreshadowing. Like maybe she would have pinned Ritchies death on him or something. Regardless, having her looming over Tony the whole time would’ve lead to some great character episodes im sure
>>215481921Powerful editing, bravo Chase
>>215481105Most relatable moment in the sopranos, these dudes are addicted to the crime.
>>215481840He wasn't there to break balls. He wasn't a regular and knew it wasnt really his store. He went there to gloat so that's what he was gonna do. He personally killed Vito so it was obviously meant to be as harmful and vindictive and cruel as possible.
Bobbychads assemble
>Phil can transform into a house>Vito can predict the future AND sneak around like a ninja>Tony can eat pork and sausage by the fucking carload>Chrissy's natural canopy ironsight nose gives him increased accuracy what are some other superpowers I missed?
>>215481105I’ve genuinely done that back when I worked at retail as a teenager. I would intentionally close my eyes when walking past the clock and try underestimate the time to feel more relieved later on. That shit sucked
>>215481105>le serious ebin mafia drama>is actually some of the funniest shit you can see on television
>>215481993Supposedly, it would have forced Tony back into some contact with her, after avoiding her for almost all of S2.It would have been a 'will she or won't she' on whether she'd cover for him over the stolen airline tickets, but she would have covered for him.It was said that Chase once thought he'd end it after season four, but Nancy's death changed that.She was supposed to have died at the end of S1, but they wanted to keep her on and Nancy wanted that, even though she was terminal.
>>215480286Judge Roy Bean ova here
>>215482047Big Pussy can transform into a fish. That wasn’t a dream
>>215482042Loved Bobby. I remember feeling legitimately upset after Blue Comet and wanting to see Phil crucified for it. As soon as I saw his phone ring in his car I knew it was over
>>215482047Carmella can freeze time. Paulie is a medium. Also, Tony's real power is dreamwalking.
>>215482047Tony managed to slow down time when the two hitmen got close to him.
>>215482181>Paulie is a mediumIs this actually semi-true? There the scene with the psychic who knows way too much about him, and he summons the Virgin Mary at the Bing. You even see her in the mirror before Paulie does, implying it wasn’t just him seeing things
>>215482047>paulie has an elevated esp level and can sense the dead>forgetting vito can create a double (gino)>furio can speak broken english and fluent italian (southern)>AJ has the mandate of heaven (localized within his domicile)>monsigniour jughead didnt bang carm (super abstinence control)>artie can change the outcomes of his mistakes so he always comes out on top>ralphie has an ungodly knowledge of glatiator>pussy transformed into a fish>adriana has complete control of her bowels and can articulate them like a finger for maximum spread/spray>junior ate old lady pussy without puking>mikey was as tough as a stretch armstrong, always getting beat up and staplegunned>jackie jr survived drowning in 3 inches of water at the penguin exhibit
>>215482047Benny Fazio is a criminal mastermind and secretly pulling the strings behind most of the show's major events
>>215482047The Russian guy is both immune to headshots and can teleport
>>215479327Kek this shit gets me everytime.
Did anyone ever play the game?
>>215482047Silvio can alter timelines
>>215482047Pussy became a force ghost, seen in a mirror and appearing in the Sopranos game.
TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
>>215482663>every single billy bass singing fish mount is personalized
>>215481993Nah, the relevance on the whole 90s 'suffering from success' ennui and 'gangster with mommy issues' gimmick was done after 9/11 changed the entire cultural zeitgeist in the US. Having Tony's storyline almost entirely centered around the relationship with his mom for even more seasons wouldn't really fit the show's tone going forward and it was already becoming a little tiresome regardless.The character died at the exactly perfect moment in the show: looming as a spectre that would never be resolved in Tony's psyche but not hogging whole plotlines in future seasons.
>>215481901137 IQ
>>215477564Ginny sack's mole is the entire reason Tony gets whacked at the end
hehehehe
>>215481924take a mulligan
>>215482410Of course. Am I not enough of a Sopranos whooah?That shead (sic), it was disappointing that it was just a beat-me-up, and it was too short.There should have been a whole other half to the game once Joey was made, then ending the game as a Capo.It was cool that they used Philly, as they were only ever mentioned in S2, with Thkip and Pussy.Also Chrissy betrays Joey to the Philly Mob in the final level, and this is totally glossed over.
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>>215482593
>>215480967The show is about the DeMeo family, but the size of New York is kinda implied as they are always introducing new guys
>>215482966>DeMeo familyYou're mixing something up, it was just a crew and he was much more deranged than Tony.
TFW we never saw more than two members of the biggest fuckin' crew in the family.
Why didn't Tony ever use Vito's clairvoyant powers to help him win horse races? And how did Phil know that hiding in a closet was the only way to block Vito's ability to see into the future?
>>215477435>>215483194https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qFxsRSCP8LA&t=50s&pp=ygUMeXRwIHNvcHJhbm9z
>>215483085>(Tony) Alright I'm no good at speeches>(Larry) Yeah you owe him a dime you'll hear some great fuckin speeches hehe
>>215483194the closet doors were coated with lead
>>215481105The truest wagie pain. My 8 hour shift starts in an hour and it's like this constantly
>>215481105>he bails on Johnny Cakes right after this scene
>>215481901Pretty good ranking but blundetto is overrated and Vito is under
>>215483054>his turf, his appraiserwho gives a fuck
>>215483085Even stranger to me was the implication that Ray Curto was a one man crew
>>21548110510 O'CLOCKGOTTA BE
>>215483836There's another Sopranos thread on /tv/. Want me to wear a wire?
>>215483194>>215483354The roof is soft TAAAAAR!!!
>>215483831You got to cut him some slack. Anon hasn't taken part in Sopranos threads very long.
>>215481901Lydia is S tier
>>215481901Janis should be at least B tier.
>>215484270lotta memes in this shit
>>215481711kek I just watched this episode. Tony is so happy before Vito appears and ruins it
