>gets her cherry popped by Milchad>gaslight britbong cuck into thinking she’s pure using woman logic
Based libshit femoid
I don't get it. Why doesn't Milhouse count? Is this a jab at his small penis?
>>215477618Loser incels dont count
Is pity sex a meme or a real thing? How do I get it?
its crazy how even in the 90's women were downplaying their body counts.
INCELS HANG
>>215477689People were having more sex in the 1960s than they are now
I miss Phil Hartman
>>215478340his wife didn't.
>>215478434too soon
>>215477689Ever heard of the swinging 60s? Body counts were old news by the 90s. It's only incels and insecure millennial/zoomers who had an issue with this.t. Millennial incel
>>215477502Cherry was popped by Nelson
>>215478478Ever heard of AIDS?
>>215477628Thrillho is a meme
>>215478570That's for gay people, anon. Have sex.
>>215477502>by Nelsonftfy
>>215477502>only one previous partner>he's a total betaJesus Christ, my kingdom for a woman like this today. Girls have a body count of 10 by the time they're 17 these days.
>internal monologue describes Nelson:>"Sure is ugly, though.">somehow becomes attracted to him anywaythe fuck is this?
>>215477502I do not understand your latest incel obsession. Just go and have some sex, you'll feel better.
sour grapes. Milhouse is already a supervisor at the power plant with premature-balding levels of virility. she's still in education and she's settling for what she can get.
>>215478693what you retards fail to grasp is that in the femsphere, the word "bodycount" has a completely different meaning.they DON'T mean "people they have been physically intimate with". the number of 17yo girls who have fucked 10+ people is still extremely rare, despite what the blackpillers try to sell you.what they mean with "bodycount" is people they have been "romantically" involved with, even if unsuccessfully. basically everyone they've ever had a crush on in their lives. even if they never romantically interacted or even been intimate altogether.its an arbitrary number that women throw around for shits and giggles. they love to yap and make up stories. if you straight up ask them how many dicks they've taken in their lives, the vast majority of women in their 20s will be below 10. which is a reasonable number for both men and women.
Chad isn't the one going around crying about a womans bodycount. Thats incel behavior
>>215478794>>215478839You should leave, ma'am.
>>215477618He's just not a serious lover.
>>215478794You're right about exaggerated numbers for most teens who didn't grow up in poverty but I wouldn't be so sure about college girls who will sleep with a guy here and there, date a few, maybe experiment with the same sex/multiple partners, ect. In these cases, they definitely only count the ones the ones they had extended periods with.