>the simpsons episode that was an uncredited michael jackson guest spotweird episode
I cannot BELIEVE what I just witnessed! The Simpsons — THE SIMPSONS — had MICHAEL JACKSON on their show?! Singing, dancing, moonwalking into SPRINGFIELD like it’s the most NORMAL thing in the world?! Is everyone just gonna PRETEND that this isn’t the BIGGEST EVENT IN HUMAN HISTORY?Homer Simpson is just CHILLING with THE KING OF POP and nobody is screaming? No one’s passing out in the street? Bart doesn’t immediately ascend into the heavens in a glittery beam of pop-star glory?! Marge is out here acting like this is some REGULAR Tuesday while LISA FREAKING SIMPSON is getting a PERSONALIZED BIRTHDAY SONG from MICHAEL “I-Invented-Cool” JACKSON?!?!?I swear, my brain is doing the Thriller dance out of my EAR HOLES. I’m going to need a paper bag, a moonwalk refresher course, and a full week to emotionally recover from this. This isn’t television… this is a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE in cartoon form!
>>215477977i had no idea this episode had a copypasta lol
>>215477966ah yes jackson famous pedophile who get away with it
>>215478020he was smeared after he named the jew in a song
>>215478035>>215478035>da jooooswhy are homosexual pedo defenders like this?
>>215477966Why would Homer allow some weirdass insane asylum guy to be with his children?
>>215478035>he named the jew in a songsure he liked their money among other things like kid sex slaves
>Michael Jackson only agreed to be on the show if his character got to spend time with BartYou cant make this shit up
>>215478035>First pedo allegation: 1993>They Don't Care About Us release: 1995At least use google to fact check the dates next time.
>>215478172>Simpson’s creator and Jennifer Tilly’s ex-husband Sam Simon called in today with a bizarre Michael Jackson story. Howard was reluctant to take his call at first because he sometimes isn’t the greatest storyteller, but he decided to give him a shot. Sam said that he actually worked with Jackson years ago on a classic Simpson’s episode. It was the one where Homer meets a fat white guy in the mental hospital who thinks he’s Michael Jackson.>Sam said he brought the script over to Jackson’s place to see if he’d be interested in doing it and Jackson was. His only reservation was that he wanted more scenes with Bart Simpson, his favorite character on the show. He demanded the script be changed so his character could spend more time with Bart.>According to Sam, they changed the script, giving Jackson a scene where he spends the night alone with Bart in his room. Jackson agreed to the change and signed on to do the show. Sam also added that during the voice recording, someone gave Jackson a giant Bart Simpson doll and when he thought no one was looking, Jackson started to kiss the doll. Again, this is all according to boxing guru and dog savior Sam Simon.
imagine all that prime boipussy MJ fucked back in the day
>>215478215>>215478175>>215478172NOOOOO HE DIDNT HAVE A CHILDHOOD. IF YOU DONT HAVE A CHILDHOOD ITS NORMAL TO SLEEP WITH YOUNG BOYS. ITS NORMAL TO BUILD AN AMUSEMENT PARK AT YOUR HOUSE AND THEN INVITE FAMILIES TO YOUR HOME BUT THEN SEND EVERYONE BUT THE YOUNG BOYS TO DISNEYLAND SO YOU CAN SPEND TIME ALONE WITH THE BOYS IF YOU NEVER HAD A CHILDHOOD.
Why do (((they))) hate him so much?
>>215478035Yeah, except that's not what happened, is it? 'They don't care about us' is a song about discrimination, exclusion and bigotry. The line mouth breathers accredit to their cause is a procalmation against anti-semitism. He is in that line finding quarter with jewish sympathies.
>>215478240Nobody said it was normal. He was a weird guy but what do you expect? He was raised in the biz. Still not proof he molested anybody. If there was evidence of such, they would have found it but all we have are baseless allegations from known liars and grifters.
>>215478629Nah
>jew me>kike me
>>215478643still no proof epstein ever molested anyone
>>215478643This is what he had in the bedroom where he had his "innocent" sleepovers with preteen white boys.
>>215478240>>215478643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhRGt0YuP9cApparently he enjoyed a long gander at the anus.
>>215478773This line makes a lot more sense after knowing he enjoyed wanking to the spread assholes of little boys.
>>215478048>>215478109>>215478629>>215478020>>215478232>>215478215>>215478172>>215478240>>215478720>>215478811Shalom
>>215478890woody allen is a pedophile who raped his daughter and slept with and married his underage adoptive daughter
>>215478720Imagine believing this.
>>215478890>Jews are against black men molesting white boysOk.
>>215478903Why shouldn't I believe it? Give one good reason, and no crazy conspiracy theories.
>>215478930>We're trying to frame you for something you didn't do, can we search your house?>Oh look what we found while searching your house, the stuff we're trying to frame you for!
>>215478965I said no crazy conspiracy theories.
>>215478907how come jews against peds get so hyperfocused on non-jew peds?
>>215478643This is only if you have insane standards of evidence, ie a boy bringing in his sperm on his body.Which of course is completely impossible if the boy waits a little bit before saying anything, as they did. So lots of "evidence" in the form of corroborating testimonies. None in terms of "physical evidence."
>>215478965Did MJ even say that? Did he deny those were his?
>>215479002This is why I rail against this extreme Jew fixation. It's inaccurate in its worldview and leads you down all sorts of wrong roads like this.Also for fuck's sake. "Jews" are just not that interesting. I have heard enough about "Jews" to last several lifetimes.
>>215478993ok heeb.
>>215479514This is such a boring lame reply. What did you think you would accomplish by saying it? Do you think there's a single person alive who found it the slightest bit funny or clever? Maybe try putting a little more effort into life sometime
>>215479514Ok faggot n*gger lover.
>>215478900Woody did nothing wrong
>>215477966>disney+ removed this episodeI like how they have kept the aspect ratio but this is wrong
reminder that Culkin disproved the pedo allegations the kikes really didn't like Jackson being a positive role model for American blacks, especially during the era of gansta rap
>>215477977Matt Greoning unironically spoke about Lady Gaga like this when she was on the show years ago.I'll never forget it because it's like, nigger you've had the beatles and michael jackson on your show
>>215480904too schizo
>>215478035He had an alarm that would go off if someone approached his bedroom. I'm not sure why he would ever need anything like that unless he was paranoid about his own staff finding out what was going on in there.
>>215478240>INVITE FAMILIES TO YOUR HOME BUT THEN SEND EVERYONE BUT THE YOUNG BOYS TO DISNEYLANDI'm pretty sure he had the parents stay on neverland ranch but in a separate building he had cameras and alarms on
>>215480904Culkin became a drug addicted mess. Wacko probably diddled him in his sleep, like he did Aaron Carter.https://youtu.be/1jHnpuspsio?si=EsWQNABMa0kMTM9X
>>215477966Wasn't this episode also where Homer wears a pink shirt to work and gets sent to an insane asylum because that might indicate gayness? yeah that was a pretty weird one
>>215480995nigger he was one of the most famous men in the world. he didn't want to get lennon'd.
>>215477966Sneed
>>215482188season 1 is like a giant fever dreamhard to believe it captured the public so hard it started simpson-mania
