55 Varangs 'till avatar fire and ash!
I miss Abatap.
>>215479697Killed in Ukraine in 2015 I'm afraid. Was recruited by local forces and refused to wear Ukranian fatigues and opted for his own pair of tiger stripe BDUs to look more like a Na'vi. Tragically mowed down by a 23mm when he was spotted 2,000m away by Russian-friendly forces. He died doing what he loved. I read he was especially handy with a PKM during his short-lived career.
>>215479713this is what butthurt haters actually believe
Neytiri will NOT suffer!
>>215479787correct. Neytiri suffering is not allowed
>>215479690Quaritch is going to pull that binder off and taste those red eraser nipples
>>215480271>>215479690no reason to make her so atractive
>>215480553Well the Tsa'hiks from the first two movies weren't that attractive and barely anyone remembers them. Varang is supposed to be the face of the movie and carry it so, yeah, Jim said you're gonna need to wanna fuck her.
>>215479690I want to kiss Varang's tummy and lick those weird bumps
>I gotta give it to you Sully, these females can be alluring.
>>215480649>weird bumpsIt's scarification. They do it in real tribes
>>215480729
>>215480753You look tired Varang.
red cat sex
>quaritch will betray mankind for villain prime pussyCameron you sick fuck
>>215480876NANC
why would they care about covering their nipples?
cats don't ride cats
>>215479690It makes absolutely no sense for her to wear a "bra". To begin with it looks like it's made of brambles and uncomfortable af, it's not even an ornament, and it's so poorly wrapped that it should fall off at the first move. In short, it's only there because muh PG13.
>>215481133>>215481183na'vi are not shameless sluts!
>>215481133Why do they have nipples?Breast milk only ever evolved in one class of animal, the mammals, it's extremely rare in nature, eyes themselves eveolved dozens of times in different clades, flight evolved at least 4 times, land animals evolve to become purely aquatic over and over, but breast milk only evolved once.
that cat lookin ashy as fuck
>>215481210Obviously it's not as rare as you thought. Start changing your hypothesis since your theory was wrong.
>>215479690>>215480271>>215480753>prime oversize cunny body>man face...why?
>>215481269>Her face is beautiful>contrarian will predictably say she's ugly
Skyperson terminator tuk wip
>>215481333checked!
>>215481377>Miles! How many times do I have to tell you to put the toilet seat down?! And you didn't put your dishes in the washer!
>>215481234VINAC
>>215480725Lyle was KIA. He got some. Again.
>>215481429Lyle lives. He's gonna dish out a feast this movie. There will be enough for every stinky alien to git sum.
>>215481459Wait. How wasn’t he killed in that last battle?
what does Varang think of light beer and jeans?
>>215481316didn't say she's uglyonly said it had a man faceyou closeted faggot
>>215481561Lyle got tossed into the water and escaped
>>215481651Hmm I figured he’d of drowned. So it’s a safe bet that the dude who got a guy thrown at him just stayed on the ground in til Jake left.
>>215481210the exact same logic applies to them being everything else that makes them similar to humans, humans have only evolved once but here are the navi
>>215481747>humans have only evolved onceLots of primates still exist today, some being very close to humans. Opposable thumbs is not such a crazy feature.
>>215481836mammals aren't one species either
55 days until CrabBois are back to snippin'!
>>215482377Craaaab skypeople
>>215482523more like crap skypeople lmao
>>215482377>>215482596>>215482523>white, god-fearing, crabs>... meanwhile real oldschool crabs in reality:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIVIimuFev8
>>215482377squidgods mog
>NOOOO Step-Mommy Varang, don't twist it like that! AHH!
>>215479851cat, blue
This will not end well for the Na'vi
>>215483240Jake "fuck you, got mine" Sully
>>215482928I love size dif so much it’s unreal
>>215483394
>>215483378He's not wrong though. They will come like the stars. A never-ending river of immigrants that will destroy every inch of the land and cover it with waste. They care for no other way aside from "endless growth"
>>215483537how do they maintain high fertility rates in such a soulless environment? why do people reproduce if they don't already today in better conditions than this?
>>215482377Why does Cameron love cheesy and corny marine so much? it's fucking gay
>>215483638>it's fucking kinoFTFY
>>215483638he's a old hippie. Soldiers are just thugs harassing vietnamese farmers to him
>>215483638They're useful. They need to quickly wrangle up the corpses of giant animals to harvest them. Legs and arms is a swift way to accomplish this. They have no problem making custom equipment to accomplish whatever task they need
>>215479690Gonna watch it for her, should I see the 2nd one beforehand? I liked the 1st but couldn't be bothered with the sequel
>>215483638erectile disfunctionhard to believe he was so autistic o'bannon and giger didn't rub off on him after aliens... but there it is, living, breathing, walking proof... can't say ridley scott is in a much better position either>no rape just kill kill killfuck you james
>>215483914Yes. The third picks up immediately after the second, so you'll be pretty confused otherwise.
>>215483914Why would you watch the third movie if you haven't seen the second? You'll have no idea who anyone is or why they do what they do
>>215480753>how the hot bitch who hooked up with your friend at the club looks at you while you're holding down her ugly friend
>>215481747>the exact same logic applies to them being everything else that makes them similar to humans, humans have only evolved once but here are the naviIf you really think about it, if a species were to evolve to be "tool-using hunter gatherers", a bipedal humanoid is basically the only form that allows for that.
>>215483670implying the vietcong were in the wrong somehow?
>>215484402Nobody here has any frame of reference for this experience
>>215484560Communism is the very definition of failure. Embrace democracy or be annihilated.
>>215484573it's been depicted in media before
Stop liking evil women.
>>215484574the navi are communists though
>>215484647Hunter-gatherers aren't anything. There's not enough resources to go around for their to be actual rules for how they're distributed. They get whatever they can get and share accordingly to make sure everyone doesn't starve to death.
>>215482377>I hop out of the cockpit of my crabsuit after a long day of work>deck officer points at me and shouts>"hey look who decided to come out of his shell">I don't take offense because I know the crew respects my command of such an elegant and powerful machine>I grin and snap my hands like pincers>"did somebody order the crab legs?">everybody laughs>deck officer smiles and gives me a thumbs up
>>215479690>54 Quaritch backshots intill Fire and Ash
>>215484802hunter-gatherers are pre-industrial commies. cope.
>>215484889You mean that communism is the natural state of man?
>>215484889>my economic ideology was used by ancient tribes who couldn't put enough resources together to grow their societies past 150 members!Not really a flex if that's what you're going for.
>>215484951I mean that Jim's very clearly a political propagandist and if the RDA is cartoonishly capitalistic faction and the navi are their diametrical opposite, then that makes the navi...
>>215484993... blue cats?
>>215483914you have 55 days to watch 6 hours of movies, of course you should
>>215479690just imagine if the female navis had wider hips and huge tits
>>215484961>my economic ideology made sure pre-agricultural man managed to survive with minimal bloodshedcapitalism is inherently belligerent
>>215485124>wider hips!>huge tits!>leave the man face, that is totally alright...
>>215481210As far as we know you have to have an evolution that is near human to get anywhere close to our level. Therefore aliens with milkers makes the most logical sense.
>>215485338if you don't like a good man face on a woman, you are immensely gay
>>215485316lewd ankle jewelry
>>215485181What's capitalism? Some shit Marx made up?
>>215485541>What's capitalism?everything I don't like
>>215485338I’m more upset that she’s bald
>>215485678hair is a fire hazard
>>215485856Werner Herzog on his way to interview somebody
>Ladies and Gentlemen... we got him!
>>215486173>Shit!….. He escaped and now he’s aura-farming with his wife?!
>>215486350avatar 3 Ikeyni!
>>215486350Where is his leonopteryx rex? He should have kept it.
>>215485181>minimal bloodshedTribes have been murdering each other since before homo sapiens were a thing
anyone remember the guy who would countdown the days until the avatar sequel and it was like thousands of days at one point but the movie kept getting pushed back so he would have to add more days to the time and eventually I think the threads just stopped?some of my oldest /tv/ images in my folder are avatar shit too
also the guy was autistic enough that he used to make news update .gifs. This is the only one I ever saved
>>215486350Kino soul and based
>>215486387
>>215486578>>215486554I was there for the entire avatar 2 countdown. I remember day 1000, I remember when it was delayed and went back over 1000 again.
>>215486617Jake has bigger tits than Neytiri
>>215479690OH NO NO NO!!!
>>215488006not interested in what chatgpt has to say
>>215487905another reason for Neytiri to be sad
>>21547971350k artillery shells per day go boomHohols go waaahhhh wahhhh
>>215483378IF YOU WERE GAPING BLUE CAT PUSSY EVERY NIGHT YOU WOULD SAY FUCK YOU TOO
>>215480690>racist genocidal man becomes race traitor
>>215488188Its as if he died and woke back up in a niggas body and was told to kill other niggas bruh
>>215481082Navi ARE cats thoughbeit. >>215481183In short, it’s only there because it’s hot AF.
>>215488180NINAC
>>215488262>Navi ARE cats thoughbeit.no.
>>215488775but what if they were? it would make more money
What's her deal? Are they like the evil navi or something?
big blue cat
>>215488871no it wouldn't. Stop doubting Jim
>>215488917see>>215481082
Truck is fueled and ready for the trip to the theater in December, avatarbros
>>215488871You would become rich in no time if you could create a cat breed with the exact color pattern of a Na'vi.
Jake Sully has no cock
>>215487874
>>215481377
>>215488775I wish this is what Neyney looked like in Fortnite instead of that monstrosity.
>>215488188hes just bleaching, its not treason if you have a white wife, relax
>>215490191but she is blue
>>215490257i meant if you also have a white wife at home
>>215488188I’ve played these games before
>>215483670Well, he and people who sent them there shared that view, lmao.
>>215479690I like the way the strap squishes her boobs.
Woah mama
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