Welcome... to Carboniferous Park!
If you went back in time to this period, would you die from the amount of oxygen?
mimetaster
>>215481361Is there a clowntaster?
>>215481397No, but there's a jestermolester.
>>215481340it would be extremely painful
>>215481340not really, scuba divers fill their tanks with similar levels and I assume your lungs will still absorb the required amounts at this level. Exercising should be easy. Babies and those with lung issue might suffer.
I think jurassic park is better idea
>>215481361This creature led me to discover this weird autists deviantart where he obsessively "draws" some sort of Eeyore Simpsons harem staring at random prehistoric creatures, he has nearly 4000 of thesehttps://www.deviantart.com/benhughes14/art/Eeyore-and-his-friends-stared-at-mimetaster-940794061
OH N-
>yfw the most horrific creatures to ever exist were softbody giant ocean animals that were never fossilized.
>>215481860>This creature led me to discover this weird autists deviantart where he obsessively "draws" some sort of Eeyore Simpsons harem staring at random prehistoric creatures, he has nearly 4000 of thesewhat causes this ?
>>215481860what the fuck
>>215481321Oh fuck no no. No. That's hell.
>>215481321Wonder if they made audible noises as they latched onto the food
>>215481717someone spent time making this
>>215481954God I wish I could go back with a bunker, sustainable crop system, and a flame thrower with unlimited fuel. I want to kill all of these godless vermin I want to reign fire and death unto these beasts
>>215481860this is causing me physical pain
>>215482073In the humid conifers the critters would have no fear except for fire. There would be a lot of banging rocks together which would attract more.
>>215482025I did, actually
>>215482001Bugs make audible noises if there are enough of them, so yes.
>>215481860This is the kind of autistic stuff I miss from the modern faggot internet. Thank you, anon.
>>215481860kek i knew this was going to be brought up as soon as i posted mimetaster
>>215481860Oh boy, new autistic rabbithole unlocked!
>>215481321Crichton could make it work
>>215481866Pretty sure you're not supposed to put your head in there
>>215481321>you traveled to the wrong geological epoch, mammalian boi
>>215481321is that flint dibble?
I could heem every single one of those things AND everyone ITT.
>>215481321>bugs but... LE BIGBOOORING. God got lazy when he designed this time period.
>>215481340If anything it would be invigorating.
>>215482616it is yeah
>>215481321this is exactly how i imagine you faggots dress
>>215481860based outsider artist
>>215482835I do typically wear chitinous armor around the house and scuttle about on my many appendages. What of it?
>>215481574For your respiratory system.
>>215481340You would probably adapt quite quickly.
>>215482835Well these claws ain't just for attractin' mates.
>>215481860>https://www.deviantart.com/benhughes14/art/Eeyore-and-his-friends-stared-at-mimetaster-940794061Schizo-autism like this always makes me feel like a well-adjusted member of society.
>>215481860
>>215481896why is she crying? :(
>>215481860giwtwm
>>215481340acutely? no, we have people who breathe in elevated oxygen levels all the time, like SCUBA divers. you could totally survive that for a few hours at least.chronically? I imagine it would cut your life short due to sustained hyperoxia. when the oxygen concentration in your blood is too high, it creates free radicals. you need some of these to function, but too many causes cell damage.
>>215481860Fucking gold. God bless autist.
>>215482703Actually he designed it first. You can tell he loved it so much that in any future designs, bugs were always included only tinier like a tiny easter egg so that true epoch fans could appreciate the continuity.
>>215481866Oh no, a cartoon!
>>215481397No, clowns taste funny
>>215481896emma :(
>>215481860What in the blue fuck
>>215481340You’d probably die earlier since your body can’t handle the oxygen levels but if you had a baby there it would probably grow to be a giant
>>215481321Could you smoke a cigarette in that era or would the high oxygen count make it burn down too quickly?
>>215481717I used to think this graph was gospel but I've realised this actually doesn't matter at all, it's whether the villain is a fun and interesting character. Case in point, hollywood was obsessed for the last couple decades with ensuring villains had "complex motives" only for people to find many of them incredibly dull and instead preferring villains that really are just ontologically evil (because those villains were compelling and fun as characters). Motivation obviously does matter and I do think a villain with complex motives is theoretically "better" quality-wise but it's all irrelevant if he isn't fun or compelling.
>>215481860this is honestly based. fly high, autism king
>>215481321>During the Carboniferous Period (roughly 359 to 299 million years ago), the atmosphere contained significantly more oxygen and less carbon dioxide than today, peaking at around 35% oxygen compared to the current 21%Those bugs would all asphyxiate.
>>215484684Sharpened sticks > Rocks
>>215484186yepthats pretty fuckin nut bag if you ask me
>>215484734Cruise missiles are just long range guided sticks.
>>215481321evolution isn't real buddy
>>215481860This isn't your regular everyday autism.This is something truely special
>>215481860HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
>>215481860deviantart autism is kino
>>215481321>"UHHHHH...WHAT IF BUG, BUT BIG?"Early Earth may as well have been written by AI. So fucking unimaginative.
>>215481860Fuck me I can't breathe.
>>215481860Ok now this is epic.
>>215481860>>215485630I'm not sure what the emotion I'm experience currently is, but when I look at these I feel slightly confused, partially curious, but mostly repulsed. Maybe not repulsed, sort of like I don't like knowing that this weird specific stuff exists. I don't like that people like that exist in the world, but at the same time I'm fascinated about their weird disconnected obsessions being mashed together, combos nobody would ever think of normally. It's like infinite retarded monkeys with infinite fixations, but none of them are getting filtered.
>>215486031The Permian is pretty awesome. There were creatures who lived millions of years BEFORE the dinosaurs that were neither reptile or mammal. They were alien fucking beings, completely different lifeforms like cynodonts, therapsids, synapsids... so long ago the dinosaurs themselves could have found their fossils.
>>215481340yeah
>>215481860delitized status?
>>215481860Why did he do it?
>>215484929>@benhugh>26422354
>>215481860Mentally ill schizoautism, they are easy prey for deranged troonfaggots
>>215481340I spend 4 hours a week in an iron lung to help my longevityhumans would live way longer in the Carboniferous period, assume predation or cancer didn't get ya
>>215481321Evolution is just a theory.
>>215489979So is gravity.
>>215481321>oh no, a basketball sized dragonfly and a 6-foot long centipedeyou could kill anything in this time period with a trowel
>>21549002599'' is well over 8 feet, and there are "giant" centipedes in Southeast Asia TODAY that you would have a hard time killing with a trowel.
>>215490081me and my $48.00USD Red Pig Hardware Inc. trademarked 4” Large trowel aren’t scared
Welcome.. to Cambrian Park!>WAKE ME UP
>>215490343He cute.
>>215481860What in the goddamn hell lol
>>215481860“Is that him??”
>>215490589>Ben with Ruth, Laura, Allison and Eeyoreit is
>>215490709at least he had the integrity to draw himself balding
>>215481860actual genuine autism
>>215481860admit it, you're just shilling your autism
>>215481866this isn't my hat
Imagine.Dragons.
>>215490829
>>215491071somebody like that would absolutely not have the sense of self to realize he's a novelty and promote himself as a weirdo. You are very naive.
>>215482073>anon tries to burn the giant bugs>forgets that the oxygen concentration is much higher and thus everything is a fuckload more flammable>anon burns to death in what will look to paleontologists like just more trace evidence of a carboniferous period forest fire (they happened a lot)
>>215481321How come there's never dinosaurs or other animals from the Triassic? There are barely even any from the Jurassic, it's always the late cretaceous animals.
>>215492209the triassic got super weird to the point that most of it's critters would look unbelievable to movie audiences pic related is not a dinosaur by the way, dinosaurs weren't a thing until late triassic
>>215488005Even that guy regretted making those
>>215490343>there was a time when life on earth was so pathetic a fucking shrimp was the apex predator
>>215481823what show?
>>215492288>pic related is not a dinosaur by the way, dinosaurs weren't a thing until late triassicWhat's the difference?
>>215493444dinosaurs are specifically members of dinosauria and have several features unique to thattanystropheus while an archosauromorphia and closer related to dinosaurs and crocodiles than to lizards, was a much more archaic creature for example it still has limbs in a more traditional reptilian way rather than dinosaurs which are defined by the limbs being directly below the body
>>215481860wait until you learn about the tomb raider fan art community
>>215481860LMAO
>>215492209>How come there's never dinosaurs or other animals from the TriassicBecause they extract the DNA from mosquitos preserved in amber, and mosquitos likely didn't exist until the Jurassic, which makes the inclusion of Procompsognathus in the original novel an anomaly. Then again, they had Meganeura flying around Isla Nublar in the novel, and I can't remember if they mentioned how they bred them.
>>215493561What about them? I love tomb raider 2 and the new ones are pretty cool. I know they is still a modding community for the older games and they still make levels.
Eeyore and Doc
>>215493738the fans can be quite autistic, but in a lovably silly kind of way
>>215487178you're looking at a human mind who is obsessed with eeyore from winnie the pooh, minor female simpsons characters, and a handful of PS1 games and I guess little foot's dad from the land before time? It's so depressing in a way that no story or movie could ever hope to represent. This is a person, he's a human being breathing air, and this is what he does. I hate it
>>215481860AI will never be able to achieve this level of comedy
>>215481896Help me black pussy I'm going mad.
>>215488005foreverial tiedup and enjoying it
>>215481860One of life’s greatest mysteries….
>>215481321Why he hittin the griddy tho???
>>215484815fir real
>>215481321Reddit animals
>>215493736how did they get the DNA for the marine reptiles?
>>215493853Comedy perhaps not, but it can go several levels beyond in horror. When these kind of genuine autists start plugging their weird incredibly specific paraphilia into realistic AI generated images you get some true nightmare fuel.
>>215481361Is this another one of those things that's like 99% made up bullshit.
>>215481321They should make a Turok movie
>>215481321I read Wonderful Life and now everything after the Cambrian seems boring in comparison. They couldn't make a movie about a Cambrian Park since people would just think the animals are made up nonsense.
>>215493664I was just busting a gut to dia-betty ninja. Why is 99% of autism just "here is me living in an imaginary world filled with characters from various animated intellectual properties and I get all the cartoon pussy, here I drew a pictureofme standingnext to these characterswearing a cape"?
>>215481361Well thats obviously just a seastar on a crab
>>215482653I have a knife tho
>>215495282>All they have from Omnidens is the darker gray and the rest is speculation>All I have is a rib and a tooth but I can tell with certainty this animal walked upright and would WRESTLE its prey to DEATH. It could probably breathe fire too.
>>215484734Never seen a sling in action clearly
>>215495523that's because those pieces are very similar to another species that we do have the body ofso the assumption is that the bodies are similar, and proportionally sized relative to the mouthparts
>>215486031I too hate asians
>>215481574You're a big bug
>>215482946kek
>>21548132 All that shit could be taken out with a shotgun.
Fuck you, I want Eocene Park.
>>215482835>>215482946lmao
>>215495410Literal Chad stuff, you wouldn't get it >Shoe, Blunt, and Boebert are my wives>puts on the shadesDeal with it.
>>215484169How does a clown taste funny, does he dance and tell jokes while he chews or takes a bite?
>>215493561I thought that you said tomb raider fart community and was expecting so much more.
>>215482025kill yourself soitranny
