Who knew Chris Stuckmann ended the RLM empire
>>215482713Tell that to Zod’s snapped neck. Let’s see him walk in a straight line
Tell THAT to mikes snapped ego!
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>>215482713I just got an idea for a horror movie about a pansexual ex-jehovah's witness who stalks and murders people who refuse to see movies in theaters.
>>215482713>Chris Stuckmann did a better movie than RLM>Critical Drinker took a shot at Mike for praising Force AwakensWHAT IS GOING ON
>>215482713I love seeing horror movies in theaters, but man there are a lot of times when there are people who love laughing through them however. It ruins the experience of the terror the movie is attempting to create. I only watch them in 21+ theaters and that tends to cut down on it.
just heard of this new up and coming filmmaker called Chris Stuckman.This guy looks like he has the goods. I think he could be the next Refn. This man knows what it takes to make films. He's a filmmaker.
>>215482713How’s the box office doing?
>>215483111Sh-shutup
RLM bros, we won
>>215483111It got $515K in Thursday previews, no Friday numbers yet. It depends on whether word of mouth hurts it but it could make $3M this weekend, it'll likely turn a profit quickly.
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>>215483182>>215483202chris couldnt even make a better movie than space cop
>>215483041>Critical Drinker took a shot at Mike for praising Force AwakensSource
>>215483202It's literally one more negative review away from going rotten, Neon must be leaning on them hard to not add another review until the weekend is over.
>>215483035Yes, he is indeed a filmmaker, unlike RLM who are at best YT shorts makers and Disney grifters.
>>215483038Damn! He's got some moves!
>>215483041>WHAT IS GOING ONIt is literally impossible now to not see that RLM are Disney damage control squad. They carried water for every single Disney movie and show.>muh smaller productions reviews>Tron AresReally? Why would they review CGI blockbuster, especially when Stoklasa didn't even see first two movies....oh.Seems that schizos actuallt were right about artificial acquisition pressure from Disney.
>>215482713Gotta say, I give him props for his shirt message, because it considers movies instead of some irrelevant obnoxious luxury beliefs message like 'Protect trans kids'
>>215483804they should be protected though you piece of shit
>>215483884I agree, protect horror movies by watching them in cinemas.
>>215482713Sorry but I’m just not going to watch his movie.
>>215482713See horror movies on VHS nigga
>>215483691>everything nuwars has turned to shit except andor>they're disney shills!take your meds
>>215482713>movie theatersLower the ticket and concession prices and ban black people and you got yourself a deal.>>215483884I would love to protect them, by prosecuting their parents and the doctors who condone and profit from abusing and gaslighting them.
>>215484071>I would love to protect them, by prosecuting their church and the pastors who condone and profit from abusing and gaslighting them.
>>215483389In Critical Drinker's video about JJ Abramshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ax8UMgwrww6:45-7:05Critical Drinker:>Even Red Letter Media, the guys who made it fashionable to shit on Star Wars for like a decade, couldn't say enough good things about itMike:>I loved it. [pause, Jay nods].>It was everything I hoped it would be.Tim Robinson [audio run deep and slo-mo]>YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?Critical Drinker:>Bet you regret that one now, eh Mike?
I can't think of a single horror movie I've seen in theaters.It's the medium of action/adventure/fantasy movies with sweeping visual landscapes and booming orchestras. That's where you get the best bang for your buck IMO.>t. haven't been to theaters since Lord of the Rings ROTK
>>215484022>everything nuwars has turned to shitSomeone should tell that to Mickey Stoklasa then.>Kenobi is okay>Asoka is fun>Acolyte isn't as bad as prequels
Do you think Adum is bitter this guy beat him to making an actual movie?I distinctly remember him saying years ago that he has had a lot of interest from people from Hollywood and he is working towards a movie.
>>215484164RLM DEMOLISHED!!!
>>215484176Similar but I went to see new Nosferatu and original Alien in cinema and those were absolutely worth it to see on big screen.Nosferatu in particular seems like it would be inferior on TV screen.
>>215482713God this guy is such a faggot, why is he acting like he's an established filmmaker wearing that retarded shirt? You're still a nobody, fuck off
>>215484334Adum is currently preoccupied with his animal fucking takes that recently resurfaced and he is too busy to run damage control to care about moviemaking.
>>215484373I don't like him, but he is now an established filmmaker.
>>215484436He made one movie and it's getting awful reviews by both critics and audiences
>>215482713cant wait for the rlm snide passing remarkthey will never admit that they got STUCKMATIZED
>>215483038Of course this autist was a Michael Jackson fan...
>>215483994100% this guy has never been attracted to a man he just jerked off to trans porn, which is classic straight guy stuff. He's stealing queer valor.
>>215482713Why did you post some shitty edit instead of the original?
>>215482713okay stop letting blacks and mexicans ruin my moviegoing experience and i'll go to the theaters more often
IT'S UP https://youtu.be/2qpT7bWSgwg
>>215482713chris is based
>>215485222Nobody cares about Disney affiliated channels.
>>215485222kek
Ralph won
>>215485675dont be so sure
By Monday, he'll be back on YouTube.
>>215485675Ralph absolutely didn't win. He is insufferable shill that will always retract his previous opinions half a year later, like a clockwork, which is miles worse than what Stuckmann is doing.
>>215482713>instead of doing a short movie on Youtube he wasted 2 millions on a shitty C horror moviehahaha>>215483994>attracted to all gendersso a bisexual ?
>>215485675>>215485748>>215485826georg rockall-schmidt is the real winner
kek, rlm has absolutely mind raped this autist.
>>215485917I despise rlm but knowing they made him cry made me giggle.
>>215484117>>215483943You need to be lynched, Rabbi.
>>215482713Nice try but no one watches this fag except (you)
>>215484195>Kenobi is okay>Asoka is fun>Acolyte isn't as bad as prequelsnone of it is truth and anyone who actually watches RLM knows it.
>>215485970>IF YOU DON'T WANT LEFTISTS CASTRATING SMALL CHILDREN YOU ARE A RABILeftypolyps are having a bad time lately.
>>215482713This guy has always makes me confused. He's the most basic guy there is with absolutely zero charisma and nothing interesting to say but still he's incredibly popular. I have no clue how he did it.
>>215484164based drinker taking down these glorified reddit "reviewers"
>>215484164>the guys who made it fashionable to shit on Star Wars for like a decadeWhy do prequelfags keep repeating this revisionist history? The prequels were widely shat on by the internet and mainstream pop culture long before the Plinkett reviews were made.
>>215484334>I distinctly remember him saying years ago that he has had a lot of interest from people from Hollywood and he is working towards a movie.Then you distinctly remember him lying.No one is going to give a guy who's publicly talked about fucking animals the funding to make a movie.
hope it works for him in the endonly watched his reviews for like 2 months at some point some years back when I was transitioning from AVGN-tier [human cartoon reviewing some 20+yo video games] stuff to more RLM-type [fat middle-aged alcoholics babbling about 20+yo movies]
Still the only YouTubers to ever make a good movie.
>>215486426If you look up his early stuff, he was quite different. He absolutely had passion and loved to review movies. He basically went turbosafe, without lashing out about culture wars.
>>215482745youtube algorithm farts this exact video on me for the last couple of days lmao i aint clicking that lolglad i am not the only one getting harassed with that video
>>215482713And I thought my ass ESL ass was too off for using "see" when meaning "watch"
>>215484334i just know this fucking idiot as an animal fucker lol
>>215483038> MJ Definitely a kinographer...
Estimated Friday box office of $1.1M including $515K of Thursday previews, this shit is frontloaded as fuck.
>>215482713Oh no no AAAHHHHHHHH HAHA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>215484859He found a way to be commended for gooning to tranny porn, but in the old days, he'd be mocked and ostracised
>>215483038Look at this white boy go
>>215484334He’s unironically too autistic to make a film. It took him years to make an album and even then it came out like music that only sounded good in his head.
>>215482713Who?
>>215483994doesn't he have a wife? what's the point of admitting you also like men?
>>215489302Bro was hoping Shelby Oaks would be a hit so he could ditch his wife, move to LA and start a pansexual harem.
>>215482993And he has comically small hands
>>215484164So now that an official Chud finally called them out, can the rest or us keep talking shit about them without being called prequelcvcks?
>>215487102holy shit, stuckmann's a millionaire now?
>>215489977He was already making around $300,000 a year from his Youtube gig at his peak.
>latest RLM video has more views than tickets sold to stuckmann's theatrical turd
RT score has gone rotten after previously being Certified Fresh. Verified audience score has been steadily dropping too, about to hit the sub-60% threshold.
I can't believe Mike Flanagan threw his reputation away going to bat for this guy
>>215490261Chris is gay right? Mike's gotta throw a bone to his twink every now and then.
>>215490261Flanagan and Stuckmann both have this cornball earnestness so that he decided to give him a hand I bet. On a side note Flanagan just isn't hateful enough to be a truly great horror director.
>>215484665Who the hell isn't?
IF YOU ARE NOT A WEIRDO YOU CANNOT MAKE GOOD MOVIESGOOD LITTLE CHRISTKEKS DO NOT KNOW WHAT LIFE EVEN IS
>>215489909In fact the popularity of these reviews made it fashionable to praise the prequels just to seem different
>>215491070Most people who started defending the Prequels didn't. They just pointed out how 1-to-1 the Prequel fanfic Mike writes in the Prequel review sounds identical to the Sequels. The Sequels are exactly what they said the Prequels should have been, to an insane and beyond coincidental degree. Everyone who says that's nonsense requires you not actually watch the Plinkett Reviews because, if you watch them today, they aged like fucking milk, and basically outline the Sequels as the movies we should have gotten years before the Sequels were even announced. The obviousness of this is why OTards were the last people to admit the Sequel Trilogy sucked and they died on that hill. It's also the reason hating the Sequels got only the most boomer of clapbacks, like literally, unironically, and without any shame, arguing criticizing TLJ made you a Russian bot. This aged like milk and OTards would rather just say 'yeah, the Sequels suck, let's not ever talk about why though' and get hung up on insane points like, they suck because of some retarded and irrelevant shit. They don't want to talk about why the Sequels suck, because an honest conversation about why they sre so shit is a spitting contest where the target is the hopes and dreams of every manchild who grew up watching Star Wars in the theater and thought, without a shread of irony, that made them fit to comeup with ideas. This assraping loss of face caused zoomies who neither have thr attention span nor ability to form complex thought to go back, watch the Prequels, listen to reviewers who, at first, were not defending them, just pointing out they weren't as shit and, with their dumb zoomie brains unable to grasp any nuance, get utterly mindblown by the paper thin 'depth' of the Prequels and mistakingly think people pointing out the correlation between the Sequels and Prequel criticism were defending the Prequels, and thus started defending them.Both suck, one just sucks worse and is an overcorrection.
Andor beats the fucking shit out of the OT, Prequels, and Sequels. Andor is specifically hated because it embarasses all three and is literally the only good thing to ever come out of Star Wars other than some video games, a handful of books, and that Clone Wars series of 5 minute shorts from like 20 years ago. Andor shits on OTcoons because it shows a much more interesting story and shits on the 'soul' of Star Wars. Sequel niggers hate it because it's what they claimed the Sequels politically were, but done right. Prequcks hate Andor because Andor is what the Prequels aspired to be from a storytelling perspective, but not shit.
Don't care, is his movie actually good? Roger ebert wrote a bunch of trash films.
>>215491939>is his movie actually good?No. I've heard the direction is passable but pedestrian, it's the screenplay that's really bad. Roger Ebert wrote some crappy screenplays but at least he was a good critic.
>>215485675Surprised this bum nigger hasn't killed himself yet.
Audience score on RT was about to go below 60% but now it's back up to 63%, Stuck made a phone call.
>>215492907we should do a calling campaign to demand the score be lowered
>>215492980I want a personal apology from Stuckmann.
With friends like these, who needs enemies...
Ay caramba!
No estimate out for the Friday box office, they're cooking the books!
>>215482713like lord, god KING-
>>215493153>review trashes everything but the technical aspects>but it's a 3/5 so it counts as positiveWhat a shitty website, you can get a perfect rating just by releasing something so bland and inoffensive that everyone gives it three stars and forgets about it the next day
>>215493604The reviewer decides if the review should be considered "fresh" or "rotten" regardless of their score.Critics who know Stuckmann are giving him "fresh" reviews to keep the numbers favorable but still panning the movie. In the end the movie hit "rotten" anyway
>>215493242Deadline just posted the update.>NEON’s Shelby Oaks gets a C+ after a $1.1M Friday on its way to around $2.3M now. Best areas for the Chris Stuckmann directed movie are the West, South Central, and East with AMC’s Boston Common 19 the top grossing venue stateside with just over $7K. Fifty-three percent guys, 74% 18-34. This is a standard NEON niche genre play.
>>215482745>Tell that to Zod’s snapped neckQRD?
>>215490261>Mike Flanagandude is a bald faggot as well. It fitting.
this guy takes rods in his pooper
>>215482713bless stuckmann at least he walk the talk unlike critical drinker rumao
>>215491691Rapendor beats the shit out of no one.>butmuh gritty realismGo back to bed GRRM.
>>215482993the lead needs to be a black woman who's taking care of a disabled, transgender child and the ultimate evil in the story needs to be a metaphor for the patriarchy and whiteness.
>>215483041basically everyone liked force awakens when it came out. Drinker would have too if he was a shill back then.
>>215484334Hollywood didn't even give Stuckman the money at first. He crowdfunded it himself then they picked it up and put a little more production value into it.
>>215495217Critical Dumbass has made a short film but it's as bad as you expect
I don't get the hate for this guy some of you have. Yeah he's cringey but I think he's overall pretty inoffensive and he grew up in a literal cult so that explains a lot of his weirdness.
>>215482713Is Shelby Oaks good?
>>215487102He made it /tv/!
>>215484334Adam is too autistic to work with anyone on anything.Could you imagine being an actor and trying to follow what this spastic thinks emotions are? >try to do a face like a dog has just withdrawn consentThe studio would fire him after a week.
>>215483391Maybe it's different for a crowdfunded movie, but I really doubt your average movie-goes cares about tomato scores
>>215495658Him shilling the Fallout show is enough for me to never take that phony seriously.RLM are not good critics either, they do not seem to understand movies.They just comment on slop we all know is bad.They fall short whenever they try to be movie buffs. Their indie recommendations are generally lousy.
is Shelby Oaks better than Angry Joe's horror movie?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4zAz65eYho
>>215483884Nigger faggot
>>215496871>but I really doubt your average movie-goes cares about tomato scoresThat's who Rotten Tomatoes is for. It's not for anyone who's big into movies, they'll read actual reviews. Average movie-goers just google the title and the score is one of the first things that show up.
>>215487102>>215489977the budget was $1.4 million I'm pretty sure. Horror movies usually make a profit though, so maybe it'll make a bunch of money over the next months or whatever. The Babadook had roughly the same budget and made $10 million, but it's ratings were higher.
>>215498447The name isn't helping. Shelby Oaks don't peak interest when casual people look up what's playing. It's not Silent Hill, nor Sleepy Hollow, and it doesn't invoke action like 'Conjuring'.
>>215494698a decade ago stuckman made a really cringe tweet about rewriting the dialogue of batman v superman and one of the lines was "tell that to zod's snapped neck" and everyone made fun of him over it
>>215482713They did that to themselves
>>215483041Everyone has started to notice that the people who seethed over the prequels were pathetic grown men suffering from embarrassing, irrational meltdowns over space fantasy movies for children.
>>215483994he's GAY
>>215483182>so irrelevant no real critics even bothered to watch itlmao
>>215485675How does his "father" live with himself knowing that he got cucked by Reggie Fils-Aime?
What if we made a movie
I haven't watched RLM in years, what are some good episodes?
>>215485675>>215485748THREAD RALPHDiscuss Ralph
>>215499942I'll be the mic guy
>>215499942it would just be the n-word for 2 hours with dancing anime girls
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>>215485872his hairline certainly isn't
>>215482973As much as they can have some good ass posts, e-celeb threads really need their own board atp. Hope jannies hear this.
>>215486473you mean incels?
>>215485872He's alright, I liked his series on the sacklers
>>215482713i hate this fag so muchugh
>>215484859>trans porn, which is classic straight guy stuffyou're joking, aren't you?
>>215482713
>>215483035I hate stuckman as a critic. He's just Reddit incarnate when he's making videos about movies. But even I can't deny, he's a film maker in every sense of the word now. He has made a Hollywood backed horror movie. And even if it flops in embarrassment, no one can take that away from him. Kind of made me have respect for him. The YouTube videos are still trash though.
>>215483884Yes, protect them from their parents/teachers who force this garbage on them.
If he can do it... Maybe I should go out and film something in the forest at midnight and then put it on youtube no?
>>215484164>taking a dump on JJ2 decades late. no new woke shit to dump on i guess.
>>215484334critics tend to make shitty movies even critical faggot wrote a crap movie
>>215500683yup. shoot your shot anon
>>215483994WTF
>>215482713for a first timer youtuber making a movie, around 6.0 on IMDB and 3/5 on letterboxd seems very good
>>215483994pansexual gender means you have no qualms about fucking a tranny and that is the most fucked up gender to have I should think
>>215500834Pansexual is just a new age faggy way of saying "Bisexual". It's just that everyone in the modern age has to be a unique little fairy of course.
>>215500583No? They’ve studied this. Fags don’t want to jerk off to guys with tits. The demand for tranny porn comes from straight men
>>215501009good lordhappy i dodged that bullet (and im straight)
>>215501009lmao
>>215500782especially for a horror movie which are usually underrated on imdb and rotten
>>215487102anime movie on top? kinda weird
Everyone already knew Mike gets repeatedly HUMILIATED and EMBARRASSED every time he opens his sloppy drunken mouth to talk about films beyond a basic popcorn-muncher level understanding.
>>215500568we know, Mike sissy
>>215501475my name aint Mike but if we're talking about sissies i wouldn't exactly call stuckmann an alpha male
>>215485675Ralph seriously bums me out. I used to love his videos, but god he could never grow as a filmmaker or critic. Still making the same shit he was making in highschool. It was impressive for his age, but by now he's amateurish. If he ever wants to make a real honest-to-god movie, he needs to restrict himself to not writing about crime and not casting himself. If he can't make a good movie then, he never will.
