reminder batman forever is the gayest thing ever madebats are famous for shitting, and gays lick shit, it's obviousrobin, sounds like robbing, another word for burglary, which sounds like buggery, which also means gay anal rapealfred, "half" "red", meaning a dick covered in blood after raping robindetective gordon looks like j edgar hoover, a notorious homosexualriddler, gays are "riddled" with diseases and intestinal parasites, riddler, also sounds like diddler, and all gays are made after they've been diddledgotham, "got" "ham", ham is pink like a male anus, it also sounds like "gut" "harm", gay sex harms your gutfilm takes place mostly at night, night sounds like tight, a man's anus is tight.he has a batmobile, penises are mobile because they can move, gay sexriddler has a cane that turns from a question mark into a skull, the cane is now shaped like a penis, meaning he's really carrying a gay penis that he puts in his anusnotice there's no sex scene between two face and the two girls, because two face only puts his penis in men's amusesthe villains "steal memories" which is the opposite of "feel mammaries" therefore ipso facto visa vi gay sex.despite capturing nicole kidman, riddler and twoface refuse to have sex with her, as they'd rather wait for their grindr date aka batman and robinbruce wayne needs therapy to convince himself to have sex with nicole kidnapwayne enterprises is in a tall building, like a giant erect penis with jizz flying out the top into the sky, which looks like men's buttocks"kiss from a rose on the grey?" might as well be kiss my (male) rosebud on you gaysall the clues are there
>>215483553
I have one of those
>>215483553least schizophrenic homophobe
>>215483553This post is unsanctioned.
>>215485128There's nothing crazy about being disgusted by filth and disease.That's what homosexuals represent
>>215483553Bats actually invert themselves and hang from their wing claws when they take a shit. They are actually less disgusting than faggots. Never saw the movie though, but I did have the batman mug.
>>215485467Val Kilmer actually demonstrated this behavior on set.He took a dump on Tommy Lee Jones' head and that's how he defeats his evil plot. Unfortunately the cameras weren't rolling at the time so it didn't wind up in the film
>>215485906Fucking method actors.
>>215483553I’m not reading all that shit, but those mugs were a staple of my childhood.
>>215483553This post was so gay it made my penis really hard and I started peeing but it was all thick and white O_O
>>215485110I had one. It was my favourite drinking cup for years. Was it actually glass though?
>>215483553This is what white people spend their time doing typing shit like this while letting black men fuck their women.
>>215486209Got rattled by the Luna thread huh
>>215486144Yeah it was glass but the handle had a sharp little crease that felt like it would cut your hand if you weren't careful
>>215486700>it was glasswhy was everything so much better back then
>>215483553i liked gay batman and the diddlerI had the two-face version of that cup too but I don't know what I did with it, it's gone now. I remember there was some public outrage about them at the time because those cups were made in france and france was doing nuclear bomb testing at the time
>>215487499Huh. The Flintstones ones were cooler
>>215487894Based
>>215485218Nope. I sanctioned it.
>>215485110i got the riddler one, still in my cupboard but ti doesnt get any use tho since its small like for tea so not really usefull for an adult now(i dont drink tea)
>>215483553>detective gordonyou mean cumeatsooner gordon
>>215483553>nicole kidmanhis dad wanted to name her nice hole kid-man but it would have been too obvious
>>215487894guess what, dinosaurs have giant cocks and that's something that gays think about ALL THE TIME
>>215483553at the request of a vip, i'm shutting this post down.
>>215483553>the villains "steal memories" which is the opposite of "feel mammaries"Made it this far before I lost
>>215485110I had the plastic ones they had for Batman Returns and those
>>215485128You misspelled "based"
>>215489266I had almost all of the plastic cups for Jurassic Park
>>215489201It's true, I'm gay and I love getting fucked by dinosaurs
I had two of those. They were my brother's, he got them as a kid. When he moved out for college they became mine cause I was like 4. I loved those things, they were my favorite think to drink chocolate milk out of. My mom got drunk and broke them. I hadn't thought of them in years, I totally forgot they existed. Thanks anon.
>>215486715because money was still worth something and career women and diversity was non existent
>>215483553>muh sounds like muh sounds likewhat in the cockney rhyming fuck are you blathering about
>>215485110I still have Robin and Riddler, Batman either broke early on or I never even had it, and Two-Face exploded like 6 years ago(RIP).
>>215483553>You like big guys?
>>215483553Amazing
reminder that this is the only Big Bad Harv out there
>>215491838Based
>>215483553My mother still has all these somewhere and we rarely ate fast food.
>>215483553Seal Kiss From A Rose is actually about a man fantasizing about kissing another man’s prolapsed anusNothing about this movie escaped the gay grasp of Shumacher
>>215485110You don't even have a fork?
