>J.R.R. Tolkien: "Down in the lowest and most sheltered corner of the dell they lit a fire, and prepared a meal.">the movies:
“You cannot pass” Gandalf said, calmly
>REEEEEEEEE!!
>bunch of woke retards and jews write a season two, starting with the line "well, it's all going to shit">the series:
>book Merry is the competent leader of the hobbits until Strider shows up>movie Merry is a bumbling retard alongside movie Pippin who almost gets everyone killed multiple times
With a meal of tomatoes, sausages, and nice crispy bacon, perhaps Frodo would have done better in the fight.
None of you understand cinema and it shows
>suddenly everybody hates the LOTR moviesWhat went wrong?
>>215487403Add some black pudding, beans, hash browns, six rounds of toast, three fried eggs, mushrooms, brown sauce, good cup of Tetley with a large splash of milk and eight sugars and he would've brought the whole fucking tower down.
>>215487430They're cool but I want to make my own LOTR movies
