Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
>>215485179become a jungle man
>>215485179I would hope someone rolled 5 or 8
>She could have saved him at any time by just rolling the dice>Chose to let him stay in a jungle for decades
>>215485179Get my dick out, near the board.
>>215485366That's women for you. I once fainted while waiting in a queue at the airport. My "gf" at the time just continued waiting in line because she didn't want to lose her spot.The 3 weeks of vacations that followed were really fun, not.
Would Bonnie even have been able to roll more than once? Maybe it's one player a turn
>>215485179>Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?I robin Williams am the new king of the amazon
>>215485179become a zoophile
Pull my dick out. I bet it feels really good when it gets spaghettified.
>Alan describes Jumanji full of monsters and other things constantly trying to eat you or kill you>New Jumanji movies come out>It's just a normal forest / jungle
>>215485179Freak out and kill myself, I guess
>>215486185The cartoon series showed it best
>>215485179I would probably be sucked into Jumanji
>>215486073can't say it'll work for you but I always get this sensation on mild doses of acid. Every extremity slowly spaghettifying in a fractal spiral sensationFeels cool on the fingertips and toes but I gotta say the dickhead was far uncomfortable
>>215485408I had a stroke driving to pick my ex up from the airport, she didn't care. She she was just pissed off that I was late.
>>215485366i forgive her
>>215485408This one time on my way to meet my girlfriend at the movies I got sideswiped by a cab. Wound up in the hospital, my girlfriend shows up with candy, I think they were called Jujyfruit, anyway I discover she stopped off to get the Jujyfruit while I was in the hospital.
>>215485179Just wait for the girl to roll again so I could be free. Surely she'd just finish the game and not leave me trapped in there for 30 years right?
>>215485179Rewatched some of this yesterday. The CGI here when kid Alan disappears has always looked bad to me, but there's a similar scene in the climax when van Pelt and various animals are sucked back into the board and the CGI there is much better. I guess the early scene was made afterwards and the budget was running thin.
>>215485179Scream “I HATE NIGGERS” at the top of my lungs
>>215485179i want to kiss that boy
>>215486685Jerry, what's the deal with jujyfruit? It's not jujy, it's not fruit.
>>215485883By the great grey ghost of Cortez!
>>215486866It's antisemitic, is what it is.
At the end when the timeline gets reset, it's pretty fucked up that all the modern day people no longer and may never exist.
grab the girl and suck her in too
>>215485366If you have to rely on a woman for protection/rescue/safety , you're a fucking faggot and deserve everything that happened to you.And so is your dad.
