>I just don't care anymore
>>215486044>AAAAAA A STABLE, CUSHY MIDDLE CLASS SALARY! I'M GOING INSANE!
Literally me except I don't romanticize manual labour either. It's all shit.
I've found that the trick is to find a job where everyone just kind of tacitly agrees to not do anything. You just do the bare minimum and be nice to people and in return you get to chill and get paid.
>>215486044He was hypnotized. There spared this stupid thread yet again
>>215486113I read somewhere that in the original ending, his manager at the construction yard comes over and gives him shit in exactly the same way as Lumbergh. But they changed it to be less depressing.
>>215486044>I just don't feed and seed anymore
>>215486072Predictable and unoriginal top comment.
>>215486044Are there other actors that look exactly like this guy? I've seen him around
just do the minimum amount of work required
>>215486340They changed it because it didn’t make any sense and the characters don’t really react to a lumbergh type in that setting There’s also the fact the job he was doing was manually updating banking software to not shit itself due to y2k, in 1999. Which meant either his job was completely pointless and about to be erased or everything was about to shit itself because he couldn’t get any work done due to all the shit he had to eat from his eight bosses.
>>215486457He slightly resembles Bruce Campbell
>>215486072t. never worked in an office doing a repetitive, mind numbing job
>>215486044There are no good movies, its all slop now. Political brainwashing slop to be exact and has been for the last 10-15 years.
>>215487504Or after a recent downsizing and doing more for free
>>215487504I have a permanently damaged ankle joint from Lyme arthritis. I'd love an office job.
>>215486934>characters don’t really react to a lumbergh type in that setting Yeah you dont get a passive aggresive faggotYou get an actively aggresive retard
>>215486044I'm kinda doing what this guy did in the movie irl.. I've called off probably 50 times this year and routinely leave 15 minutes to an hour early randomly.. But the amount of work I accomplish is like over double compared to my coworkers so I really haven't been reprimanded at all.
>>215487504t. hasnt had to work a real job working 11 hours on your feet nonstop doing mind numbing repetitive work
mkay
>>215486072>stableDid you miss the part where the company was downsizing and blatantly requiring people to interview for their own jobs, then when the main character gets promoted they tell him that they're actually replacing everyone with immigrants.
>>215488105>11 hours on your feet>real jobYou are doing something any unskilled retard can do. That isn't a real job, that's the culmination of bad life choices.
>>215486437>top comment.
>>215486113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK43UreuiqcThis really was a much better ending, the message of the film shouldn't be OFFICE BAD MANUAL LABOR GOOD because wherever he goes he's going to have to deal with bosses and bullshit since every job has that. He wouldn't have been happy unless he became his own boss.
>>215488160So a lawyer? Bet it feels bad being the stupid black nigger you are
>>215487504>>215488105Imo both have their caveats. Working in a machine shop was draining because my bosses could call me a retarded piece of shit to my face, and the hours were long, and the job was physically tough.. The upside is that 10 hours go by extremely quick. Office jobs were mentally exhausting because I had to pretend to be nice and polite to everyone all the time, and this fucking fat ugly black chick would openly sexually harass me but I couldn't do shit because she was basically best friends with HR. There was literally nothing to do half the time so I'd go to the bathroom a lot and watch youtube.. There's nothing left to fuckin watch btw. 8 hours took for fucking ever to the point where I'd work through lunch just to be able to leave 30 mins earlier. And since there was no overtime I ended up making way less overall.Working just fuckin sucks in general unless you get lucky. If I got paid 80k to call redditor's fuckin faggots all day then maybe I'd like my job.
Every year I give myself a rise by slacking off even more.
>>215488160office pussies never stop cracking me up
>>215488230NTA but I'm a new lawyer, and I spent yesterday reviewing hundreds of pay receipts recording tips, for a class action where a group of caddies are suing a country club arguing they were entitled to overtime pay. My job was to go through all the files, each one being a chit from a club member saying who their caddy was and how much to charge their account to cover the tip for their caddie. My task was to rename them to show who was paid and how much, and set aside the ones for the caddies suing the club.I still have a few more days of doing nothing but this until I've sorted through them. I could literally feel my brain turning to mush as I was doing around 100 documents an hour. At least I'm getting paid a lot to do this.
>>215488418Thank you for your service. I hope those caddies get the pay they deserve. Enjoy your comfy, high paying job while that moron who stands around for 11 hours seethes uncontrollably.
>>215488480>moron who stands around for 11 hours seethesWhats to seethe about? I make 65 an hour fixing cars. Do you see me crying like a little bitch?>t. uwu my job is so boring whaaaaaaa
I wish I could have kept working at a family friend’s store, but they sold the place, and I haven’t had a job since.
>>215488542>cries uncontrollably about his shitty job
>>215488563Nigger I will rape you simply because I can and theres nothing a weak faggot like you can do about it. Youre going to bleed shit and cum out of your when Im done with you no homo
I don't have a job and have no intention of getting one any time soon
>>215488609Go fix my car, wagie.
>>215488717Nigger
>>215488685how are you able to afford food, rent, etc?
>>215486934>from his eight bosses.I beg your pardon?
>>215488939my parents give me money
>>215489001what do they expect in return, and what will you do when they're gone?
>>215487504>I'd rather bust my ass and risk my health in the outdoors doing a repetitive, mind numbing jobsilliest post in the thread contender
>>215489130I am just working on recovering my maimed body so that I'm not disabled anymore, and I'm going to go to college next fall. I'll probably work again in ~3 years
>>215489160Dlad to hear it, and I hope your rehabilitation and studies go well anon. I was concerned you were one of those people who considers being a neet to be the ultimate virtue.
>>215488050>construction worker>passive aggressive
>>215489331Thank you anon. I must admit being a neet is incredibly comfy. I love not having to deal with people, but alas it must come to an end.
>>215486072Oh boy, you really don't get it do you?
>>215487504t. never worked a physical job.
>>215488685>>215489160You must crave attention if you didn't just state you were disabled from the start.
I'm going to graduate this December with a business degree. What sort of job should I pursue? I want to finally move out of my parents house and get my own apartment.
>>215486044I've been showing up 2 hours late an leaving 2 hours early. There are no consequences. Amazing isn't it?
>>215489860You're graduating in less than 2 months and you don't even know what to do with your degree?
>>215489827you must be a faggot if you care that much about it
