>>215486917
New Jak drop.

I used to watch Impractical Jokers while I lied in bed with my ex-girlfriend in her little apartment at college. It's hard to watch now even though years have gone by. I've found another woman and I love her, even dated her longer at this point, but it's not the same. I'll never know the passion that I felt with my first love again, and I guess I'm alright with that. Smile that it happened as they say. Christ, I need a mother fucking drink but I told myself I'd cut down and not drink until the weekend. Lord give me fucking strength. Goddamn it. I quit smoking too.

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>>215486917
I remember when joe first left there was a lot of speculation. I figured he cheated on his wife since their fan conventions were 80 percent women. He did nothing wrong. Those zoomer girls are retarded.

>I didn’t want him to block me so I kept meeting up with him at his hotel
>I took an uber at past midnight to Joe Gattos in order to surprise him but it’s still his fault! He should’ve told me to leave!

>>215487460
it is the weekend

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>>215487823
Imagine looking like this guy and convincing yourself anyone wanted to consensually fuck you. Some men are born with amazing powers of self delusion. It really is a genuine superhuman trait.
>FUCK YES these 19 year olds are actually into me
>I am in my PRIME

>>215486917
Which one is joe?

>>215487460
the past tense is "lay", unless you're talking of speaking falsehoods

>>215487963
My mom thinks he's hot too. Women are weird.

Hell, I'm ugly and I've fucked plenty of 10s.
Literally just B urself :^)

>>215487994
The fat one.