Why can't they make this? It's sold like what, 60 million copies? They are sitting on gold here. Just fund it for 15 mil and see if it goes anywhere. I would even take an animated flick at this point. It's been around for 30 years! C'mon, fuck
is anyone supposed to know what that is?
>>215487754You could always read the fucking filename, nerd. It's Drizzt Do'urden
>>215487744Because people who played DnD 30 years ago don't have any children, and they've already got the 40 y/o manchild market cornered with marvel.
>>215487784I have 4 kids, 5 grandkids
>>215487768and why would i care about this jizz whourden? never heard of him and it isn't marketable name at all
>>215487867Because it is a good story. Valiant good vs irredeemable evil
>>215487744Why would you even want something you like to be touched by Hollywood?
>>215487987Yeah, you're right. I would want the lotr experience but we would get the lion, the witch and the wardrobe type crap. Golden Compass. Just shit. They could never do it justice. I'm just frustrated rn. I barely watch movies because I can't find really anything I like. I'm much more a lit guy
For me it's Ariel Val'Sarghress
>>215487744>Why can't they make this?apart from "no one knows about him" I'd say hollywoke would have a HARD time putting dark elves on the screen in live action.do you cast white people and paint them black? you know there would be riotsor do you cast super dark niggers? no thanksI don't see a solution
>>215487744Drizzt is just fanfiction of the most boring kind. It's just a guy writing down what he and his friends got up to in DND on Friday night. That's not a story, it's lame. Fuck you
>>215487884And the nobility of protecting those who discriminate against and despise you.
>>215487744love Drizztpretty sure foids would screech that he groomed Cattie-Brie and conflate drow evil nature and skin color with basketballsWe can't have good stories with 'modern audiences'
>>215488232Cry about it on 4chan
>>215487744Because the casting is impossible. Drizzt is not a nigger but you are not allowed to do black face.
>>215488640But drow elves have nothing to do with minstrel shows. If guardians of the galaxy can paint actors every color of the rainbow, we can have drow elves without it being perceived as racistIf anything it'll give a solid example of why orcs=black is nonsense, because d&d orcs can't also be elves. Their flimsy false equivalence premise crumbles since the first thing Drizzt does is abandon his evil heritage, and down the line pretty much singlehandedly wrecks an orc army Rambo style
