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>one barely contributes, the other makes weird comments

yikes, no wonder they had to bring in Mike and Jay to fix this shitshow
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>>215488408
Sometimes I make my own comments and pretend like I'm watching movies with my friends.
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>>215488408
The drunk guy on left (forgot his name)
really didnt say much the entire (edit).
I know hes a drunken retard, but maybe dont even invite him anymore if hes so non-content
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>>215488489
Based
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>>215488408
the problem with tim is that he'll just shutdown when someone else, mostly jay, starts talking over him, instead of pushing on like the others do
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>>215489216
its this. tim is a funny dude but his comments require build up that he rarely gets.
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>>215488518
I'll take non-content over aidsmoby.
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>no Josh
Okay i'll watch
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>>215488408
No one had anything interesting to say in the entire episode. It was tedious.
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>>215488408
so just watch Open Bar instead,
got it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csKY6YUxrqA
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This was the first time I've seen a movie before them in a long time.
I like Burial Ground , it's a fun watch. It doesn't beat around the bush. I can't imagine watching it with friends and not having a blast.
Really reinforces that they're just lazy and joyless now.
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>>215490255
It's mostly just Rich who really hates italian horror, lol. It was funny that he showed up in a half-baked Blondie costume.
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>>215488489
Stream it. I'll be your Fren Fren.
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>>215488408
When did Jack get buff?
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They suck now. Jontron made a better review of Howling 2, Burial Ground is actually a fun movie, Devil Nigger Doll is a piece of shit garbage made by some coon pervert.
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>>215488489
i also do this
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I want to see them absolutely hammered. Aidsmoby ruins everything because he cant handle his booze so they dont get smashed around him out of respect. I angry!!@@@
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>>215490465

Rich is an alcoholic and cant drink anymore
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making a grave stone for a living director is in pretty bad taste
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>>215490528
he deserved it.
>DUDE IT WAS ABOUT JEWS I SWEAR PLEASE DONT BLACKBALL ME AS I RELEASE MY NEW MUSIC
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>>215490528
John Carpenter seems like a guy who'd take great offense in that.
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mfw Mike is a BBC poster
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The tim hate is so forced it makes me think that he comes to the board to shit talk himself
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>>215488408
why is does jack have a white power stash and shirt and why does it relate to that black movie they all laughed about?
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>>215491693
lol i dont think there is much hate for tim dude
thats funny tho
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>>215490255
>I can't imagine watching it with friends and not having a blast.

>WHY DOESN'T IT HAVE A PROPER NARRATIVE I CAN FOLLOW?!?!

This criticism they have of movies gets more grating every time they trot it out and they have been doing it for like 8 years now lol. Hey guys maybe try to like, think outside the box for once! The midwit vibe is too strong.

Black Baby from Hell looks like some uncomfortable shit but I am glad they watched it together.
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>>215491693
>bald
>old
>unfunny
is it really so much of a stretch that people don't like him?
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I like Tim. He has a vocal tic where he makes kind of non commital jokes in a drunk voice but it doesn't take away from him as a person
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>>215488518
Always noticed that he was getting sloshed. Dude is def an alcoholic.
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>>215491799
seems like a theme with their group
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The only guy I don't like is the bald hairy comic book artist, that being said this episode sucked ass. Sometimes (often lately) they just cannot find anything interesting to say about the films and are so actively bored by them that they can't even make fun of them. They're just old as fuck and low energy. They should just make voice actor impression guy a regular
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>>215491799
>>215491866
Yeah Rich is definitely an alcoholic. Rich is to his credit sober. I don't know if it's because he used to be or just a choice but given his friend group I would guess the latter. Jack openly says he used to be an alcoholic. Jay is the only one who I think just has a normal relationship with alcohol (and also the only one he seemed to get better instead of worse over the years.)
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>>215492225
>Yeah Rich is definitely an alcoholic.
Meant to say Mike
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>>215492225
>the show called half in the bag stars an alcoholic
that's the joke you idiots
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>>215490465
>Aidsmoby ruins everything because he cant handle his booze so they dont get smashed around him out of respect
????
there was a halloween special where they get fucking trashed and jack was there, the only one remotely coherent
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>>215492225
No such thing as used to be an alcoholic...
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>>215492306
The joke is the characters are drunk, not like 80% of the actual cast dealing with real world alcohol addiction retard. Do you see a fist fight on Family Feud and go "well, it's called Family Feud what did you expect?"
Please don't post here.
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>>215492225
Rich evens said his family used to be bad drinkers so he never even had the urge to start. Especially if your best friend is Mike thats probably another reason lol
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>>215491789
You are describing every RLM regular except Jay (who isn't bald)
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>>215492466
Just an FYI, when people say "used to be an alcoholic," they mean that person is no longer a practicing alcoholic and has their alcoholism under control. Nobody but you thinks they mean that person is cured of alcoholism
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>>215492491
>Especially if your best friend is Mike that's probably another reason lol
Yeah I can't imagine. Jack said in a post once he doesn't feel pressured being in that environment but like how could you not?
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I hate that it's not even a joke and Mike really just keeps getting more forgetful and incoherent
I actually love Mike and this upsets me, it's like seeing a recent picture of Clint Eastwood where he's a skeleton except Mike isn't even 50
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>>215492510
Rich Evan's cured alcoholism but he wont tell anyone the secret.
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>>215492510
Just gotta manage the yoyo
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>>215492225
I’m pretty sure rich’s parents were crackheads and he is straight edge, or just smokes weed
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>>215488408
No Mike no watch simple as. Jack and rich vs Mike and jay is kino time.
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>>215488408
He was drunk as shit in the discussion, wasn't he? I had to rewind a couple times to make sure I was hearing his babbling correctly.
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>>215488408

I'm glad AidsMoby grew that pedo mustache, it really suits him.
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>>215489722
No, I'm not watching some randos on youtube just to be a contrarian. Fuck you.
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>>215488408
Felt like they were competing against each other to be the funniest and they both failed miserably
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>>215491772
What the fuck are you talking about? You argue like a sped.
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Why was Jay so drunk this episode? I didn't like seeing him being more drunk than Mike.
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>>215494865
I am saying I am annoyed that their usual criticism of these weird B-movies is that "they don't have a standard narrative structure" - and you notice especially in mike's reviews here and in HITB, anything that doesn't have a traditional 3-act structure is too hard for him to follow.

Italian genre movies are more about the weirdness and atmosphere so it gets annoying to here the midwit complaint over and over again. I guess it's expected of Rich since he's also a midwit but didn't Mike go to film school? lol you think he would have watched something besides old slasher movies and star trek back in the day!
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>>215494991
Sources close to Jay Bauman say he was dealing with a lot of stress due to unforeseen circumstances involving an Amazon package delivery.
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>>215495813
>but didn't Mike go to film school?
Yes. How are you not putting 2 and 2 together here?
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>>215488408
Jack can't pull off a mustache or any facial hair. Just helping.
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>>215491772
I watched Burial Ground too and I'm not surprised at all that Rich and Mike didn't enjoy it: if Jay or even Josh was on the set with them, the review would've definitely been more positive. The best part of Burial Ground really is the makeup work on the zombies and a bunch of nasty scenes down the line so I agree on the gang's complaint that the first half of the movie is totally boring. However questioning where the zombie monks/priests come from when there are less than 30 minutes left is also pseud talk and Rich is known for doing that.

Overall, it's not a big deal. Sometimes you just don't vibe with an italian kino and I've known fans of Lucio Fulci's works who still hate on Burial Ground because it's so cheap compared to other zombie movies.
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>>215490427
The most hilarious part is that brad jones reviewed those movies in like 2007 lol
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Tim is so goddamn boring, no one pays attention to his comments or laughs at his jokes I even prefer Josh over him



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