>one barely contributes, the other makes weird commentsyikes, no wonder they had to bring in Mike and Jay to fix this shitshow
>>215488408Sometimes I make my own comments and pretend like I'm watching movies with my friends.
>>215488408The drunk guy on left (forgot his name)really didnt say much the entire (edit).I know hes a drunken retard, but maybe dont even invite him anymore if hes so non-content
>>215488489Based
>>215488408the problem with tim is that he'll just shutdown when someone else, mostly jay, starts talking over him, instead of pushing on like the others do
>>215489216its this. tim is a funny dude but his comments require build up that he rarely gets.
>>215488518I'll take non-content over aidsmoby.
>no JoshOkay i'll watch
>>215488408No one had anything interesting to say in the entire episode. It was tedious.
>>215488408so just watch Open Bar instead,got it>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csKY6YUxrqA
This was the first time I've seen a movie before them in a long time.I like Burial Ground , it's a fun watch. It doesn't beat around the bush. I can't imagine watching it with friends and not having a blast.Really reinforces that they're just lazy and joyless now.
>>215490255It's mostly just Rich who really hates italian horror, lol. It was funny that he showed up in a half-baked Blondie costume.
>>215488489Stream it. I'll be your Fren Fren.
>>215488408When did Jack get buff?
They suck now. Jontron made a better review of Howling 2, Burial Ground is actually a fun movie, Devil Nigger Doll is a piece of shit garbage made by some coon pervert.
>>215488489i also do this
I want to see them absolutely hammered. Aidsmoby ruins everything because he cant handle his booze so they dont get smashed around him out of respect. I angry!!@@@
>>215490465Rich is an alcoholic and cant drink anymore
making a grave stone for a living director is in pretty bad taste
>>215490528he deserved it.>DUDE IT WAS ABOUT JEWS I SWEAR PLEASE DONT BLACKBALL ME AS I RELEASE MY NEW MUSIC
>>215490528John Carpenter seems like a guy who'd take great offense in that.
mfw Mike is a BBC poster
The tim hate is so forced it makes me think that he comes to the board to shit talk himself
>>215488408why is does jack have a white power stash and shirt and why does it relate to that black movie they all laughed about?
>>215491693lol i dont think there is much hate for tim dudethats funny tho
>>215490296>>215490255>I can't imagine watching it with friends and not having a blast.>WHY DOESN'T IT HAVE A PROPER NARRATIVE I CAN FOLLOW?!?!This criticism they have of movies gets more grating every time they trot it out and they have been doing it for like 8 years now lol. Hey guys maybe try to like, think outside the box for once! The midwit vibe is too strong.Black Baby from Hell looks like some uncomfortable shit but I am glad they watched it together.
>>215491693>bald>old>unfunnyis it really so much of a stretch that people don't like him?
I like Tim. He has a vocal tic where he makes kind of non commital jokes in a drunk voice but it doesn't take away from him as a person
>>215488518Always noticed that he was getting sloshed. Dude is def an alcoholic.
>>215491799seems like a theme with their group
The only guy I don't like is the bald hairy comic book artist, that being said this episode sucked ass. Sometimes (often lately) they just cannot find anything interesting to say about the films and are so actively bored by them that they can't even make fun of them. They're just old as fuck and low energy. They should just make voice actor impression guy a regular
>>215491799>>215491866Yeah Rich is definitely an alcoholic. Rich is to his credit sober. I don't know if it's because he used to be or just a choice but given his friend group I would guess the latter. Jack openly says he used to be an alcoholic. Jay is the only one who I think just has a normal relationship with alcohol (and also the only one he seemed to get better instead of worse over the years.)
>>215492225>Yeah Rich is definitely an alcoholic.Meant to say Mike
>>215492225>the show called half in the bag stars an alcoholicthat's the joke you idiots
>>215490465>Aidsmoby ruins everything because he cant handle his booze so they dont get smashed around him out of respect???? there was a halloween special where they get fucking trashed and jack was there, the only one remotely coherent
>>215492225No such thing as used to be an alcoholic...
>>215492306The joke is the characters are drunk, not like 80% of the actual cast dealing with real world alcohol addiction retard. Do you see a fist fight on Family Feud and go "well, it's called Family Feud what did you expect?" Please don't post here.
>>215492225Rich evens said his family used to be bad drinkers so he never even had the urge to start. Especially if your best friend is Mike thats probably another reason lol
>>215491789You are describing every RLM regular except Jay (who isn't bald)
>>215492466Just an FYI, when people say "used to be an alcoholic," they mean that person is no longer a practicing alcoholic and has their alcoholism under control. Nobody but you thinks they mean that person is cured of alcoholism
>>215492491>Especially if your best friend is Mike that's probably another reason lolYeah I can't imagine. Jack said in a post once he doesn't feel pressured being in that environment but like how could you not?
I hate that it's not even a joke and Mike really just keeps getting more forgetful and incoherentI actually love Mike and this upsets me, it's like seeing a recent picture of Clint Eastwood where he's a skeleton except Mike isn't even 50
>>215492510Rich Evan's cured alcoholism but he wont tell anyone the secret.
>>215492510Just gotta manage the yoyo
>>215492225I’m pretty sure rich’s parents were crackheads and he is straight edge, or just smokes weed
>>215488408No Mike no watch simple as. Jack and rich vs Mike and jay is kino time.
>>215488408He was drunk as shit in the discussion, wasn't he? I had to rewind a couple times to make sure I was hearing his babbling correctly.
>>215488408I'm glad AidsMoby grew that pedo mustache, it really suits him.
>>215489722No, I'm not watching some randos on youtube just to be a contrarian. Fuck you.
>>215488408Felt like they were competing against each other to be the funniest and they both failed miserably
>>215491772What the fuck are you talking about? You argue like a sped.
Why was Jay so drunk this episode? I didn't like seeing him being more drunk than Mike.
>>215494865I am saying I am annoyed that their usual criticism of these weird B-movies is that "they don't have a standard narrative structure" - and you notice especially in mike's reviews here and in HITB, anything that doesn't have a traditional 3-act structure is too hard for him to follow.Italian genre movies are more about the weirdness and atmosphere so it gets annoying to here the midwit complaint over and over again. I guess it's expected of Rich since he's also a midwit but didn't Mike go to film school? lol you think he would have watched something besides old slasher movies and star trek back in the day!
>>215494991Sources close to Jay Bauman say he was dealing with a lot of stress due to unforeseen circumstances involving an Amazon package delivery.
>>215495813>but didn't Mike go to film school?Yes. How are you not putting 2 and 2 together here?
>>215488408Jack can't pull off a mustache or any facial hair. Just helping.
>>215491772I watched Burial Ground too and I'm not surprised at all that Rich and Mike didn't enjoy it: if Jay or even Josh was on the set with them, the review would've definitely been more positive. The best part of Burial Ground really is the makeup work on the zombies and a bunch of nasty scenes down the line so I agree on the gang's complaint that the first half of the movie is totally boring. However questioning where the zombie monks/priests come from when there are less than 30 minutes left is also pseud talk and Rich is known for doing that.Overall, it's not a big deal. Sometimes you just don't vibe with an italian kino and I've known fans of Lucio Fulci's works who still hate on Burial Ground because it's so cheap compared to other zombie movies.
>>215490427The most hilarious part is that brad jones reviewed those movies in like 2007 lol
Tim is so goddamn boring, no one pays attention to his comments or laughs at his jokes I even prefer Josh over him