Nothing happened, literally, the movie. There is no ending, no answers, no new information. The movies ends as it begging without any development. It's literally FUCKING NOTHING - the movie.Yes, I am madAt least 'becca was hot for 30 mins
>>215488859my boy from the Night Agent getting billing on posters now, nice
>>215488859I have not watched it, though I DL it, but it just looks like a political military thriller, not a war movie. Meaning all the "action" is gonna be in the bureaucracy of the situation. Dialogue based...
>>215488908Which is absolutely fine and I love that shit. Margin Call was fantastic, for example.Watch the movie, you will understand. NOTHING happens.
Do we like this movie or no? I need a consensus
>>215488908>all the "action" is gonna be in the bureaucracy of the situation. Dialogue basedwhich is fine if done well, and it's done well, and yet, nothing happens, curious,,,>>215489021watch once and then forget about it so no
why was Idris Elba so weird?
>>215488859>imagine if we made rashomon but in 21st century america and we never explain which perspective is the correct one wouldn't that be deep
>NOOOOO WHERE IS MY CGI LANDMARK DESTRUCTION SLOP??! SAVE ME ROLAND EMMERICH!!11
>>215489021No. Slopaganda of the most retarded kind.
that black chick had a great ass
>>215490117she's an obese hog, wtf is wrong with you
>>215489825this but unironically
why were the mutts in the missile defence outpost in Alaska crying and barfing? literally the pissing and shitting meme. serious question.
>>215490117you are disgusting m8
lots of good actors in this. it's funny how the chick from Reacher S1, the cute cop, got MOGGED to oblivion by Rebecca Ferguson who is a lot older
>>215490466she's fucking cute
>>215489693He’s black.
'becca on the 'log
>>215490397Actually they were in Colorado and it’s because they realized all their training was a joke. We’re all gonna die.
>>215490466
>>215490514NTA, but...
>>215490514Ha! UMMMAKSHUALLYfag >>215490579
>>215490579I stand corrected, please accept this penis salad.
the name of the movie is forgettable af anmd I watched it 10 mins ago
>>215490514You will. Others have a good chance of survival.
>>215488859>Nothing happendHow would you know? Did you consider that you may have felt a sleep and thought that nothing had happend?
>>215490364>>215490442you are homosexual and low t
>>215491622You want to fuck animals. You deserve a slow hanging.
>>215490928>>215488859So do you guys think James Bond ordered it or not?
>>215490397Are you retarded?
>>215488859were new mysteries revealed?
>>215489021>>215488859I am also madMy expectations were too high>Title: A House Of Dynamite>Holy, shit. You can have this title and be bad>Rebecca: she won't disappoint me>Bigelow: the hurt locker, I AM INHowever, what actually happened:>movies is like the same period watching it from different perspectives. you may say, ok that means we got to see different perspectives of the problem>the only good part is the first one but it lacks a conclusion. It feels like EVERYONE IS GOING TO D... let's watch it again, now from the perspective of a old general>every part is the same, just more boring and the bomb never falls, So, it's like someone had an idea, then repeat the same idea again to fill the runtime
>>215488859>raven rock scene would have been after nukes hit due to distance and time to drive. If it was a dud, there would be no sirens and busses lining up. >end credits soundtrack literally has the sounds of nukes hitting.
>dude it's doesn't matter who shot the missile or whether it was a real target dude>what matters is that nobody can be ready for a total nuclear war like that dude it's so scary we need to be better!Boring as fuck. Fucking WarGames is a better nuclear exchange tale.>pp xD
>>215488859just watched it.And i'm mad too OP.BIGGEST BLUE BALLS EVER.Really, not show the nuke at least? ONE Moneyshot?What load of shit, glad i pirated it. I'd be mega pissed if i payed to watch this time wasting SHIT.(also, if this a was a good movie, we'd learn it was France or Israel or some shit and that would really throw all docrtine/plans out the window for justified attacks and have the 'what happens next' interesting. This is like Dr. Stranglove but a worse ending and not self aware/huffing its own sanctimonious farts.)
>>215488908other movies have done it better than this half-baked trash. The build up of the first part was excellent, yet i rolled my eyes when it showed the scene again...and AGAIN....and no payoff. All you get is the shit scene at the end of the Bunker site R, Dull as fuck.
Also, did anyone else laugh at the fact Idris Fucking Elba, a black Brit, is the president and that mick from Cheynobyle are President/director of Defence? The meta Irony of foreigners playing Basically Obama and Cheyne (dated script much or wish for Obama years back?) Was unintentionally hilarious to me.
This movie is a jewflix experiment to see how many times they can reuse scenes and still get people to watch
>>215488859It’s implied that Chicago gets nuked and we go to all out nuclear war. It’s basically the end of everything, so it makes sense the movie ends there and doesn’t need to show it.
>>215488859>regret watching a movie with a black man and white woman leadlol get fucked retard
>>215488859Yeah, it's dogshit. The director is a huge liberal roastie cunt (making the prez + half the cast black wasn't an accident at all here) and her entire slopography consists of unwatchable slop like this, complete hack of a pseudo-directorOh and the CG really sucked in this as well
>>215494116>not self aware/huffing its own sanctimonious farts.All this cunt's ""movies"" are like this, she's got a really naive "live love laugh" type roastie worldview. Zero nuance and messy as fuck. Her blowjob skills must be insane for her to be able to get the funds required to keep churning out this shit over and over again
>>215494218 see, what would make it actually compelling is the fact they don't KNOW who hit them. that was a genuinely interesting idea. The will they/won't they of the USA attacking literally VERYONE because one nuke hit shitty Chicago is very telling, and basically a not-so-subtle analogy for Israel and its recent/current lashing out at everyone. A sort of 'See? if this happened to YOU you would lash out too!' argument is being made...which is BS of course, 9/11 prove the gullibility and willingness to follow lock-step with establishment plans, but that was then, 2001. worlds changed and so d opinions on knee-jerk overkill against perceived enemies. 'In war, truth is the first causality'? yeah, but a nuclear exchange is a whole lot bigger and you better get your facts straight when nuking a country unless you want the whole world to attack you in retaliation. offer proof (real or CIA made) or you'd be fucked six ways from Sunday regardless. 'Pre-emptive' strikes are fake and gay. You'd realistically prep for further strikes but if it actually was a rouge nuke, you'd fucking wait at LEAST a few days, posturing be damned, unless you had another ICBM on radar that you 100% WOULD know where it was fired from, trust me.
>>215494312I looked this bitch up, only seen 'Strange Day's' which was good in a goofy sci-fi way, so could actually recommend that one (i assume she had someone '''co-directing''' that one, because it seems to good forher, although maybe she had good lips and a few dreams back then, who's to say.Hurt locker was boring Ass and Zero Dark thirty was CIA funded slop like this was probably. Will avoid er stuff i think going forward, this really left a bad taste in my mouth (Like what she got when the cheque was being written up! ho ho!)
>>215494544>>215494312Also to add Ralph Fiennes elevates that movie, so perhaps that's why enjoyed it. The premise is somewhat interesting but slogs near the end even so.
>>215488859>literally me: the movieI keep telling everyone the same thing but no one believes me and thinks something will happen. It won't.
Zero Dark Thirty is one of my favourite movies. So when I saw:>Katherine Bigelow>Rogue Nuke>Becky FergI was thinking FUCK YEAH 2025 Tom Clancy'esque Opcenter kino. But I got a movie that repeats itself every 20 minutes, without adding anything, until it ends. At the end you're just sitting there with a massive national security-boner and you can't bust because credits are rolling.Fucking hell
>>215494912too true
