One day, age 12, I made the mistake of looking myself up on the internet. A website called Mr Cranky wrote that I was popping up in every movie these days because I would soon be entering “the awkward years, when she’ll be old enough to have breasts, but not old enough to show them legally”. I folded my arms over my chest just reading that, and even as an adult it makes me shudder. Who did they think they were, talking about a preteen girl’s breasts?

It got worse. The next page of search results linked to a website with a description that said, “If you want Mara Wilson nude and sex pictures, click here.” My stomach dropped and my heart pounded as I desperately tried to make sense of it. Maybe there was some kind of porn actress who had the same name. Or what if I had been drugged and kidnapped and then somehow made to forget the whole thing? Some rational part of my brain remembered that there was such a thing as photo manipulation, that they could put my head on someone else’s body. But that didn’t make me feel any better: who was this poor anonymous girl whose body stood in for mine? I burst into tears.

It was just the beginning. A few months later I found out I was listed on a foot fetish site that catalogued scenes in movies where children’s feet could be seen. Then there was the fan letter from an adult man who said he loved my legs and wanted my lip print on an index card. There was even a rumour on IMDb that I had died of a broken neck in Bridgeport, Connecticut.

She's Ben Shapiro's cousin. If she was a troon, you'd know it.

>>215489626
Mr. Cranky was the fucking JUGGERNAUT of online film critics.

>>215489647
Lemme ax you sumpin: you ever seen the two of thems in the same room at the same time? She stopped being famous and then Ben became famous. Just sayin’ kinda suspicious is all

Ask nick mullen

>>215489626
Shes the reason theres no imdb board anymore

>>215489731
Nah, that's Cara Delevingne

>>215489626
and this means you must pretend to be a man because?