>What the heck is Svengoolie?Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCASTTONIGHT'S MOVIE: The Fly (1958)
Tonight's Movie:>The Fly (1958)IMDB: 7.1/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)RT: 71% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)Director: Kurt NeumannStars: David Hedison, Patricia Owens, Vincent PriceSynopsis: A scientist has a horrific accident when he tries to use his newly invented teleportation device.DOUBLE FEATURE! After tonight's movie, stick around for another on House of Svengoolie.>Return of the Fly (1959)Synopsis: Philippe Delambre, the now-adult son of "The Fly", does some transportation experimentation of his own.
I don't think I've ever seen Return of the Fly. Hopefully it's watchable!
>>215490032>Hopefully it's watchable!Not with the nerd squad hosting it.
Any links for these? I am on night shift and it would be nice to have something on in the background
>>215490167Sign up for the frndly tv trial
havent watched sven in a while, nice to see him back instead of those three clowns
>>215490232They never left. They host a separate show after his and have already experimented with a night that replaced his show with theirs.
>>215490262there was at least one night where they filled in for sven on his show and it wasnt very good
I haven't watched Svengoolie in years. What's the deal with House of Svengoolie? Also, what happened to Stoogepalooza?
>>215489658sven stookie!
October ends Friday, I wonder if they'll extend it for another Halloween Svengoolie.
>>215490755They know Sven is mere years from either death or retirement so they had a casting call and aired people's tryout videos. They picked the only two that put in any effort and one nepo hire. They let them make lame jokes on some segments on the main show before giving them their own. They have not gotten better as time goes on.
>>215489662Finally, I can post the Misfits' greatest song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC9IVjrbdD4
>>215489658Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
>>215489658What a small glass to drink milk from
I don't understand ballet
>>215490857>one nepo hireSo the Bill/Nostalgiaferatoo guy? He's the only one that's actually funny
>>215489658He used a guinea pig as a GUINEA PIG!Oh the horror!
>...and it only transports matter..?I'll give you 35 cents.
Leave Dandelo alone!
>>215491320matter don't matter
>>215489658Reminder that Svengoolie performed a vile sex act on Wilt Chamberlain in the white hot summer of 1992.
Milk and rum? Did the cat turn into a pirate?
>>215489658this is a good movie!!!!
MY BODY IS READY!
Those jokes were bad AND not funny.I should know, my refrigerator has been running all day...And I still can't catch it!
>>215491610>thin crust pizzaI hate women so fucking much
>>215491610every fucking time
>>215491248>So the Bill/Nostalgiaferatoo guy?Right.>He's the only one that's actually funnyI think so too. He has years of experience. Doesn't change the fact that he got the job because he already had another show on MeTV.
you boys dont know how big im going tonite
>>215491720Isn't fast food twice as expensive these days?
>>215491720Two White Castle burgers. That's not going big.
>>215491720>No chicken rings>No onion rings>No pulled pork slider>No chicken and waffle sliderSir, I dare say you are a fraud.
>>215491806>why yes>I do sell fancy hoses on TB now
>>215491863Sorry for miss quoting and typos
>>215489658>Join stream late.>It's literally the monster reveal momentAwwwwwwww YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!1
I don't like how Sven really seems to be slowing down. A lot of his clips are clearly taken from old episodes (Although he does film some new stuff where he has to). It feels so lazy, I miss the old Svengoolie. The House of Svengoolie people are fine, but they can't compare to Sven himself.
>THE CLAW!
>>215490232>those three clowns
>Anita X. Orcist on pianoYay! But also, oh no...
>>215492003He's already phoning it in often when he's on. He's old and been doing this for decades. I'm sure he's ready for retirement.
Anita my beloved.
I wanna have sex with that saxophone lady
>>215492075Pretty sure this gig didn't make enough for him to save up for a decent retirement, otherwise he wouldn't still be doing it when he clearly doesn't want to anymore.
>>215492075Being old isn't an excuse. It sucks a lot of the life out of the show for me, personally. If he wants to retire, he should just retire, but don't half ass it lol.
>>215489658Do the still sell fly paper? Only at the Dollar Tree is my guess
>>215492162I mean, he's literally been doing it for decades. I would imagine the complete opposite that by this point it's an easy paycheck and he isn't all that enthusiastic anymore.>>215492173I agree with you, dude.
CASH A CHECKGET FUSED WITH A FLY AND WRECKED
>>215492283NO PERSONAL CHECKS!
>>215492299I always wanted to cash Sven a check. Do you think Svengoolie would like that?
How long did it take them to invent a full body massage mat?Did they have to wait until the mall massage chair monopoly gave up?
This is so gay.
>SILENCE! Is Nostalgiaferatoo a member of the corrupt robot elders?
>>215492594What? House of Sven?
They really need to tell Bill to fucking shave before putting on makeup.
>>215492723I thought him being an unshaven feckless schlub was a part of his character. I've only seen like 5 episodes, but still
They need to fix their bra commercials. There are hardly any breasts
How many people total even sent in try-out videos? Did they play all* of them? *that were SFW and airable
>>215492003>>215492075Weekly mail segments seem to be the only new content.
>>215493073There were probably a few hundred, most were low quality.
>>215493074Well, there's also the intro and outro.
>>215491720Never had White Castle other than their cheese sliders (frozen, bought at Wal-Mart). Is it good?
anyone know where I can watch old svengoolie episodes?
>>215490857>>215491680Scott (IMP) was also a kind of inside hire; Rich knew him from when he was part of a show called Green Screen Adventures that Weigel Broadcasting (the owners of MeTV) produced about 10-15 years ago
>>215493289there is literally nothing better than buying a shit ton of burgers with friends after you drank too much
>>215493322Huh, I figured he got in on implicit DEI. So two by connections, and one by tits. Considering she's an instagramer, maybe she blew an interviewer or Sven to get in.
What if I want to buy goolie gear, bit all I have is personal checks?
>>215493539get fucked
Lmao
>>215489662>Patricia OwensShe's gorgeous.
>>215493297If you search on Archive some people have uploaded hundreds of episodes.
>>215493452Rigged from the start...
>fly head and left arm>same like last timekind of lazy isn't it?
>>215493289>Never had White Castle other than their cheese sliders (frozen, bought at Wal-Mart). Is it good?There's a whole damned comedy movie about it! The kernel of trvth is a crave case of the fuckers.
>>215494009Like father like son
A Lost in Space reference when June Lockheart passed away today.
>murderous brain of a flyWAT
>>215494402Hated her 60s short hair, but in one episode the girls wake in the night, and she walks out with waist-length hair laughably theoretically hid under that wig, holy god what a looker. Pixie hair did women in the 60s a criminal disservice.She was also in the Bells of St. Louis, the Judy Garland musical which spawned, among other things, the Clang Clang Clang Went The Trolley song.
EVERYBODY ALWAYS WANNA WORK SUMTIN' OUT WITMIND MOSQUITO
>>215494474>Clang Clang Clang Went The Trolley songI always remember this American Dad reference.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTfHrhQdEK0
>Made in _ _ _ _ _
>>215494474The degenerate '60s took much and gave nothing.
She talked.
>>215495098I want her.
>>215495098No.
I think we are all left screaming for help after getting twisted up in some of Sven's half-spun puns!
>>215495277She was so hot tonight.
>>215495765I had no idea she has such a nice body! I need her!
>>215495842There's some good pics of her online and that I saved, but I can't be asked to find them right now, but man, that skirt and her thighs and that hint of hose?She knows what she's doing.
>>215495879>hoseThis guy
>>215495893Stocking, then. Pfftttbut that chick is my type.
>>215495912We're gonna need that pic before the Sun comes up
>>215494876And it was recurring on SNL.
>>215495946Both stole it from The Simpsons. That’s how lame our world has become, even the pop culture references have been stolen.
>>215496000Damn, SNL was the 90s, Simpsons really did it first.
>>215495944Best I can do.
>>215496024SNL has been commie garbage since MM and DC left anyway. F*CK that slop.
>>215496047Oh my, now that's a thigh
>>215496063
>>215496047 Can do better.
Me on the left
>>215496130OH yeah?
>>215496140Kinda really need this shirt…
>>215496200Remove the Metv logo and I would buy 2
>>215496200World-class "Friday" shirt.
>>215496157OH yeah.
>>215496341That guy is cool, but the small imp guy has to go.
>>215496321I think she might be cute but she also looks a lot like my friend Leonard. In a bind here.
>>215496349Imp’s a pimp. I heard Gwengoolie has to blow him for screen time.
>>215496375Bazinga??
>>215496380She and Anita need to Jello wrestle for weird scientific purposes.
>>215496424Female A and Female B need to Jello wrestle for weird (insert AI random rationalization.)ftfy
>>215496424Honestly, I’ll take Anita over Gwen any day of the week. Dresses better, doesn’t talk, what’s not to love?? I don’t understand why she and Gwen hide their tits, though…
>>215496477>Honestly, I’ll take Anita over Gwen any day of the weekSame, same. I want a woman like her so badly it smarts.>I don’t understand why she and Gwen hide their tits, though…MeTV caters to old farts mostly.
We’re going until Monday this week. Sven demands it!!!!
>>215496602the what?
>>215496641Keep the thread alive!>>215496602
>>215496703I bet he takes personal checks.
Return of the Fly in black and white.
>>215496866Because it's lower budget and it sucks. I love black and white, but for the sequel when the original in color?
>>215496814
>>215496321Who watches Svengoolie and lusts over a man?
I was hoping for the newer Fly movies. Brundlefly was the shit
>>215497037You do, gaywad
>>215496321Those fingers? Those fingers are GHASTLY . . . Does he work concrete without gloves??
>>215497172My name is Lord Gay not "gaywad"
>>215497310As opposed to what? The sausages of your ham hands? Please.
>>215497368I oppose sausages, ham hock, AND ham hands
>>215497368>PleaseFor the last time - NO! Now go home.
>>215497452sausages, ham hock, hamUnless it's Sunday AM breakfast at a greasy spoon.
>>215497483I'll meet you at Rose's Diner at 9 AM... 3 hours from now
>>215491608
>>215496602Will the thread even make it to the "Scooby-Doo Sunday Special Hosted by House of Svengoolie" at 2pm CST on MeTV Toons?
>>215498361Need some headgoolie from gwengoolie
>>215498361She's kind of hot I guess, prob hotter irl, but at the same time I don't think she's for me. Too bitchy and dissatisfied and I have enough problems. I'd rather shoot pool and have a beer with Nosti
>>215498361We'll never know until we give it the old college try, eh?
>>215498361You betcha!!!
Can’t sleep, not with these two ghouls roaming about…
>>215496157Looks like a dude in this one.
>>215497053The original with Price was a thousand times better.
>>215499520Don’t talk about the guy I’m gonna marry like that!!!
>>215493289No they're microwave hamburger tier
>>215491739These 5 items cost $19, twenty years ago it would have been $4. White Castle is drunk food only. Their main gimick is they cook the burgers rare, and those burgers used to be .25 cents.
>>215500231I'd have to drive 6hrs round trip to eat at a White Castle... and they're still worth it!
>>215496157dude on the right is either>tired of this shitor>IN THE ZONE
Should have spread out the images of Natalie to keep people coming back. Now the thread will die by noon.
Natalie draws interest. Gwen kills the thread.
