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What would your strategy be for winning a duel against two opponents?
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>>215491455
I would listen
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OP is a fag and I guarantee he hasn't seen the film
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>>215491455
>3 opponents
>duel
If you've got 3 participants its no longer a duel, its a clusterfuck
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I'd Kobayashi Maru it.
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>>215491486
It's a Mexican stand off
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>>215491485
Is this a few dollars more or the good the bad and the ugly
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>>215491526
Good bad ugly
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>>215491485
I've watched the film, but let's say you haven't unloaded Tuco's gun
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>>215491455
Two guns.
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>>215491455
kill myself. better to not take chances than to possibly feel utter betrayal in my last moments.
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>>215491544
Then you are a bigger fuck-up than Tuco, which is really amazing.
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>>215491544
If I haven't unloaded Tucos gun I am Clint Eastwood Super Genius and I don't wind up in a Mexican standoff in the first place. I trick Tuco into the duel and then shoot Lee Van Cleef just before the duel starts because I make my own fuckin rules.
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Gang up on angel eyes and then shoot Tuco
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>>215491577
Imagine being known as 'the ugly'.
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>>215491455
I run away.
The other two won't be able to risk attacking me.
If I'm very lucky they'll kill each other. Or at least the survivor might get wounded.
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>>215491455
Duck.
Roll.
Fire two guns while screaming.
Jump over a table while firing two guns while screaming.
Smash through a window backwards while firing two guns while screaming.
Masturbate while screaming.
Fire two guns while screaming while they are distracted by my sudden masturbation while screaming.


John woo style.
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>>215491544
id unload tuco's gun and then unload my balls on angel eyes face GOTTEM
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The point of that scene is that the best strategy is to make the last move. If you shoot one guy first, the other one shoots you. Though >>215491594 might have a point, but it's hard to pull out given the distance.
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>>215491685
HE FUCKING BLAZED THEM UP WITH THIS ONE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Nutting on angel eyes face. Love to see it.

Tuco looks on in horror.
Not sure if he should run away or masturbate.
Love it.
Scorsese could learn from you.
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>>215491455
>kinoest scene in cinema history
>over 60 years old
damn I guess these millenials dont even try anymore. Feels like a different word watching these old movies
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>>215491486
It's a Truel.
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Right before the fight starts I'd shout "whoever shoots me is gay"
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Just spray yourself in anti bullet repellant
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>>215491795
Any millenials who might have had a crumb of talent are buried under a landslide of dei and nepo hires.
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Shoot myself
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>>215491955
damn. i can't beat that.
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>>215492091
I know what i can beat.
Its your cock.

*bam* shoots you for being gay as fuck.*
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>>215491512
In Drumf’s America we now call it an All American Standoff wokie.
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>>215491455
>What would your strategy be for winning a duel against two opponents?

Dual wield and shoot them both at the same time.
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>>215491455
Easy.
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>>215491795
All of the good movies are already out. No need to make new ones.



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