>Is the only good dungeons and dragons film madeNothing personnel
yes, I too love Sophia
>>215491515They’d be retarded to not make a Doric spinoff.
wokeslop that flopped lmao
>>215491537rug-munching phenotype but also would settle down with a guy in her late 30s
>>215491569>wokeslop that flopped lmaoIt is not woke, it is not slop and it didnt flop you buzzword spouting retard.Its the best movie that hollywood has made in like 5+ years, with the holdovers possibly being an exception but was a more independent movie.
>>215491630Literally wrong but keep squealing
>>215491630It was reasonably well done, and like Wonder Woman Pine does all the heavy lifting, but it's just as woke as 2024 DnD.
>>215491630>Strong girl bosses>Ethnic BIPOC men GOOD!>Racist ytpipo men BAD>Emasculated White male bard>Muh outsider Tiefling>Humans are BAD bc muh natureYeah, it's woke as fuck just like Nu-D&D you stupid fucking twat.
Should I watch this or Oldboy tonight?
>>215491722You are dumb and brown.
>>215491730Oldboy, 100%, Oldboy. The Korean version of course. Pure Kino versus preachy consoomer slop.
>>215491743YWNBAW
Genuinely shit and incompetently made film that is effortlessly mogged by even the lowest budget fantasy film made before 2005. Yes, including the 2000 version.
>>215491682You have not even watched it you fucking pleb.Go back to /pol/ so you can keep whining about ma woke boogeyman>>215491722>Emasculated White male bardThis is the only shit that you said that is semi correct and makes sense seeing the roles are kind of reversed in the main party where the woman is the warrior and the man is the bard.Everything else you said is faggotry BS.Hugh grant and chris pine are the strongest leads, the 2 black (mutt) men, paladin and mage are the best characters, and the villain woman carries the role well.Its DnD you fucking sperg. If the roles were all generic white male warrior, dwarf, female eld, white male druid, it would be boring as fuck.Each of the main characters have a diverse character that bounces of each other.the only weak casting is the mutt wife and daughter, especially the daughter as she is being a shit actor.
>>215491515wrong
>>215491537she monkey
>>215491515These fuckers won't stop until they've ruined everything I love
>>215491836Stop pretending you play this game with other human beings, instead of autistically theorycrafting on /tg/.
>>215491836>>215491722why seethe when you could instead enjoy things?
>>215491800>>215491780are those actually good? the reviews are.. a bit lacking
Everything will be turned into globohomo
>>215492028i wont lie, its not amazing but I still enjoyed it
>>215491515>>215491537>>215491540>>215491630They literally paired your waifu with a black man in this "non-woke" slop, you fucking cuck. Yet you'll continue to ignore that and pretend it didn't happen since you're a disingenuous little bastard. Pathetic retard.
>>215491537>>215491540>no tits at all
Dungeons & Dragons ought to be the easiest tv series to make, as there literally dozens of plot outlines available right there for the taking.But Hollywood sucks and insists on doing D&D adaptions as a cheesy comedies for kids (now with added DEI).
>>215492028That Anon: D&D 2000 has the production values of a syfy channel television show but everyone involved was clearly having fun or at least cared about their product and its comfykino with some surprisingly imaginative set pieces like the rug trap. Not great by a masterpiece compared to the sterile by the numbers overproduced indian CGI corporateslop full of "I'm just here for a paycheque" actors movies we have nowadays. If you don't find at least some genuine enjoyment in it I feel bad for you.
>>215492675>>215492109comfy soul i get it i'll watch it!
>>215491722>>215492192neither of these people saw the filmthey just cobbled together vague ideas from greentexts then made up the rest
>>215492394>small tits wide hipsideal female form
>>215493024>>215493033here's your tiefling druid
>anon's been here
>>215493083yes
>>215491981Human beings don't play Nu-D&D, mutant subhumans with septum piercings, purple hair, and estrogen addictions do.
>>215493071>M76 Yugo>Browning Hi Powergood good
>>215491515>Her costume has pit windows>The barbarian chick grew her pit hair out for the movie and also has bare pitsThe D&D movie is excellent and they should make a sequel
>>215493330Michelle is dyke and most likely hadn't shave her pits for the 2 decades prior to this film.
>>215493047They end up together you stupid fuck! She rejects him at first but after he "finds himself" and helps everyone in the ending she gives him another chance. Lying fucking shill faggot.
>>215494068No, they don't, she allows him to attempt his courtship again after blowing it the first time, then tells him to not to get his hopes up. Why are you trying to make proclamations about a film you haven't seen?
>>215493330Why didn't they just make her an Ogre, if she was so intent on being one?
Would have been better if it wasn't woke.
>>215494209>No, they don't, she allows him to attempt his courtship againLMAO
>>215496551You claimed they "got together". Did you not actually watch the film before you claimed that?
