put down the keyboard and come 'ave a pint lad
I'm drinking one now.
not yetavent finished me choinese
Can't afford beer until next month
I spilled malt liquor on the bed
>>215492355>Don't mind if I do frendo. What brings you here on a sweltering hot autum evening in '25?
>>215492355What do you mean put it down? Keyboards are always down. You don't hold a keyboard to use it.
>>215492355Alcohol is haram. That means "not permitted".
can't, gotta vote tomorrow
>>215492355Funny, I've been watching nothing but YouTube videos about the islamification of the UK todayhttps://youtu.be/Nb75RuH7xW0?si=xM_FvHbdH42U0vZY
>>215492529AS THE HOURS PASS I WILL LET YOU KNOWTHAT I NEED TO ASK BEFORE I AM ALONEHOW IT FEELS TO REST ON YOUR PATIENT LIPS TO ETERNAL BLISS I'M SO GLAD TO KNOW
>>215492355Why are you so fat and red, lad?
>>215492355None of the people who look like that live past 50
>>215492355I'm strongly considering grabbing my last beer and getting a few shots of whiskey to go with it. Desperately need to buy more fucking beer
>>215492698They do. He looks in his 50s himself.More like none of them live past 70.
>>215492698>>215492746a lot of fat beer drinkers live a long time, it's the spirit drinking alcoholics who don't last long
>>215492759>>215492698Beer is actually good for you, it's mostly water with negligible amount of sugars and carbs. Wheat beer especially is pretty healthy to drink on the daily provided that's the only vice you have.You can pretty drink a 6 pack of hefeweizen a day and be fine
>>215492844That's a ridiculous cope. All alcohol drinkers have health problems. Just the amount of calories in 6 beers per day is ridiculous.
>>215492844It's a vasodilator. That's why so few drinkers have heart issues.
>>215493795>All alcoholIs not the same. You probably don't even know wheat beer even is. Your generation is retarded
