so you're telling me a fuckin wizard has no spells to safely jump off the tower? why was a moth even flying up there?
>>215493522>casts Feather Fall>spell ends before he's halfway down the sideGreat plan, Int-7 fighter.
what do you mean?
>>215493522If he did then that would open major plot hole at the bridge of khazad dum, wouldn't it?
>>215493559You can cast Feather Fall with an instant utterance, quickly enough to save yourself if you unexpectedly fall. Casting Feather Fall is a immediate action, allowing you to cast this spell even when it isn’t your turn. You're so stupid that you must be a Sorcerer. Or even worse, a warlock.
>>215493522He didn't spec in Acrobatics
why is a tiny moth talking to a giant eagle anyway? hey mr eagle, dont eat me but gandorf told me he need an uber.
>>215493522The fuck he'd do after that, sneak around the orcs Splinter Cell-style?
>>215493690I don't think there were orcs at Isengard yet. This was when Gandalf still thought Sauronman was an ally.
>>215493671Apologies. I played druids.
>>215493838ah, a furry
>>215493522Why didn't Gandalf transform into a T-rex to fight Saruman?
>>215493522LotR wizards aren't DnD wizards
>>215494213what a terrible card.
>>215493522>Jump down and land safely>Endless army of Uruk-hai surround you.>Reenact the summer of ‘92
Jokes aside, didn't Saruman get bitched so hard that he had lost the remnants of his divine ability which is why in the books he literally just goes onto become a pathetic mob boss in the boonies who bullies midgets until they beat his ass too?
>>215494298Gandalf stripped him of his power conduit and his ring stopped working when Sauron died
>>215494260What an amazing card
>>215494260
>>215493522They had eagles equipped with predator missiles ready to scramble if he tried anything
> How does this wizard prison keep wizards imprisoned?Yeah it's a real mystery innit.
>>215493522They've removed spells like levitation from the game to reduce player's freedom. The same goes with a number of npcs marked as unkillable.
fucking rpgfaggots
>>215493755Nigga he was looking at the trees being cut down and Uruks being created from the top of the tower
>>215494673Grok, is this real?
>>215493522Why couldn't Gandalf Wingardium Leviosa himself off the roof?
>>215498632Because that wouldn't do anything dumbass. The spell is Wingardium Leviosa. Not Wingardium Leviosa.
>>215494213magiclet here. What's the point of this card
>>215498352What do you think?
>>215493522so Eagles can save him from Sauron tower but cant fly them with Ring?
YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEHOHOHOHOHO
>>215493522How the hell do you even get up there?
>>215496037Thanks, Tolk Howard.
>>215498876The Caradhras storm was caused either by Sauron or the spiteful nature of the mountain itself. Definitely not Saruman.
>>215494234A nigga cant even summon webs for his hands so he can climb down like Spiderman? What about teleport, even Van Helsing can do that. Not even a magic rope? Like enchant some vines or something
>>215498885WIZARDS ONLY, MOTHERFUCKER
>>215499036Wormtongue also got up there
>immortal ancient wizard with post-resurrection god power-up>feats include...>turning his staff into a flashlight>turning his staff into a REALLY bright flashlight>fighting with a regular sword like a regular guy>defeating an equally useless jobber wizard
>>215498800>Hey, fags!>You belong in a fantasy game, not real lifekek
>>215493522Sauronman stole his staff
>>215498800>all pudgy and flabby>not a normal looking person in sightThe more I think about it the less this thing seems to be about sexuality
>>215493522>fuckinCalm down, millennial
>>215493522Magic for Tolkien is not like D&Dthere are no "spells" in Tolkien, "spells" are the bad guys' smokes and screens to fool idiotsmagic is merely the power allotted from God to every being in Creation, only God can give that power and as you consume it against God's plan you lose itthat's why Sauron and Melkor get progressively weaker across the ages, they just had a huge head start but squandered it allthose who live in accordance to God's Grace don't squander itFun fact: humans don't have "magic" because of the Original Sin, literally, their short lives and being cut off from nature is the punishment for the first humans worshipping Satan after he helped them out with language. Literally.
>>215493522oh my friggin god you stupid midwit idiot the answer is MUH FLIPPIN CHRISTIANITY you stupid mongrel
>>215493522There's no magic in Lord of the Rings.
>>215499326>The Voice of Ilúvatar speaks one more time, and pronounces judgment upon Men for these deeds: "'Ye have abjured Me, but ye remain Mine. I gave you life. Now it shall be shortened, and each of you in a little while shall come to Me, to learn who is your Lord: the one ye worship, or I who made him.'"[2]:347 Soon after, the first deaths begin to occur, the Earth and its creatures turn against Mankind.>>215499326True. Even the Sauron's and Saruman's "magic" is actually just highly advanced technology. Closest you have to magic is necromancy which can't be done to humans anyway because God calls the souls of all humans to himself the instant they die, no matter what.
>>215499326>the whole of Middle Earth has been gaslighted into believing in magicInteresting take. Then Elves and Wizards are doing it to stay on top of the feudal hierarchy and Sauron was a heroic disruptor of a corrupt system?
>>215499420Sauron told everyone that God isn't real and they could topple God, and that got billions drowned and world reshaped to prove a point. I don't remember the exact passage but there's a point where Frodo and Sam ask Galadriel about magic and Galadriel states something along the lines of "I have no idea what you are talking about, magic is what devil-worshippers call it, I'm just being myself."
>>215499420>>215499453My bad, it's not Galadriel but it's some other elf in Lothlorien.>`I do not know what you mean by that,' answered the leader of the Elves. `They are fair garments, and the web is good, for it was made in this land. They are elvish robes certainly, if that is what you mean. Leaf and branch, water and stone: they have the hue and beauty of all these things under the twilight of Lórien that we love; for we put the thought of all that we love into all that we make. Yet they are garments, not armour, and they will not turn shaft or blade. But they should serve you well: they are light to wear, and warm enough or cool enough at need. And you will find them a great aid in keeping out of the sight of unfriendly eyes, whether you walk among the stones or the trees. You are indeed high in the favour of the Lady! For she herself and her maidens wove this stuff; and never before have we clad strangers in the garb of our own people.Basically "magic" is the grace of God that makes things better and encompasses all. Elves are closer to God than humans are because elves never collectively committed the Original Sin. Some sinned but not all whereas all Men's ancestors sinned at some point and their descendants carry the sins of the Fathers of Men. That's it, OP. That's magic in LotR.
>>215499360>God calls the souls of all humans to himself the instant they die, no matter what.what about the ghost ship spectre army
>>215499560Apparently curses on traitors override god's will. Or maybe not depending on how you read it.
>>215499560They had been temporarily put on hold because while they were alive they had sworn an Oath with God as their witness, and God takes that shit seriously. The moment their Oath was fulfilled, they went to God instantly.For the record that goes for the bad guys as well. The Ringwraiths also went to God the moment Sauron could not keep their souls tied to their transparent bodies anymore.
>>215499599>be an absolute piece of shit human, enslave other humans, burn children alive as Satan worship>bask in God's glory when you die
>>215499632That's just Christianity. Be a complete dick all your life then repent on your deathbed.
>>215493522what does he eat
>>215499136He created a barrier that broke the Balrogs sword He also summoned a lightning bolt that charged his sword with magic when he slew the ballotHe also exorcised a guy thst wa possessed by an equally powerful wizard
>>215493522Are you telling me when two wizards face off they can't do anything but throw one another around telekinetically?I'm constantly disappointed by wizard duels in TV and film. They could be truly epic, but always seem to just be lame or are cut short.Closest you get to epic wizard shit is Dumbledore vs Voldemort, only to have it kinda fizzle due to Harry being there. Marvel even cut short that scene of Strange vs Thanos.The worst part is Tolkienfags will actually defend how lame and ineffectual the wizards are in their shit. Pathetic.
>>215499985Big magical fights eat into the sfx budget.
>>215499985they are not wizards they are more like angels. only humans call them wizards because they don't know what they are.Their purpose is to guide and share wisdom, not do the heavy lifting.God himself could come down and fuck shit up, but he doesn't because the little people have to sort out their problems for themselves.
>>215493522He put all his dots into pyrotechnics.
>>215500019Spend a gazillion on faggots with hairy toes. Don't spend on actual cool shit. Spend effects budget on big fire demon. Just have wizard yelling at it with a stick. Fuck the hell off.>>215500049Wow, how exciting and fucking cinematic.
>>215500121go watch harry potter, leave lotr to the grownups
>>215500049God came down and fucked shit up when he murdered all the innocent people in Numenor who hadn't set foot off the island
>>215499202That's a broad definition of the average Amerilard. Though you are correct that *thing being protested/supported* is less about the *thing* for Americans.
>>215500173Tolkienfags are the worst. Imagine defend that horseshit to the death. It's like they're addicted to boredom and literally nothing happening after hours of build up.
>>215500305don't watch it then you faggot
>>215500332Haha, triggered Tolkienigger. Pathetic. I laugh in the general direction of your obvious homosexuality.
>>215500341I'm a Tolkien (PBUH) nigger what are you going to do about it
>>215494298Saruman gets murdered by Wormtongue
>>215493522only priests can levitate
>>215499953first two happened before the power-upthe third was just him defeating sauronman which isn't impressive because sauronman also does fucking nothing
>>215500412Laugh at you defending this faggot shit.
>>215498876TROLOLOLOLO
>>215494234>>215498925FUCKING secondaries don't understand that by D&D standards Saruman and Gandalf aren't even wizards mechanically, they're Outsiders taking human form.
>>215500508I like it hehe
>>215498851Sauron tower doesn't have nazguls nearby
