I just watched Ghosts of Mars. It wasn’t very good.
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>>215494936more like spooks on mars, amirite?
i saw this badboy in the theater, it was awful, and i think i fell asleep. all i can remember is an odd, maybe slightly good, credit sequence
>>215494936>nigger in the moviethat's why
>>215494936Ice cube ruins it
>>215494936Love the dumb grunts the monster people speak to each other with. Also Vanessa henstridge
Havent seen it, sounds like Army of Darkness but set on the future, planet mars, without the comedy. Doom with deadites instead of demons
>>215494936It was kino
>all those recycled shots of the zombies getting blown up presumably to save moneyRegardless I love this film. The soundtrack, the shitty stunts, the colourful sets, the cheesy dialogue, the gore. Cheapo kino
I loved watching she spies so I will revisit all of henstrdge's films.
>>215494936it was fantastic. you are a faggot who thinks dune 2 is a good movie.
>>215494936It has a weird ending, like a setup for a sequel.
>>215494936You're right, it's not. But it's also kino at the same time.
>>215495055fpbp
>>215495322>RAH RA RAH RAH RA!
It's nice to see a hot sexy actress being the main character instead of some ogre they try to force.
>>215495112>i saw this badboy in the theaterSame, as part of a movie marathon
Early days Statham kino
>>215498726unfortunately, she's an awful actress and just shoehorned in for sex appeal. i'd rather have lead actresses that can ACT
>>215498905These two make a cute couple. Also Henstridge hilariously gets nearly everyone killed.
>>215494936it is in fact uncommonly shit
>>215495172Ice absolutely carried this film.>>215495322You mean Natasha.
>>215495172Fair point. Your criminal badass is doughy with a prison pussy. Sad.
>>215494936It's a decent movie with a cool premise, it would've been kino if it took itself seriously and was more of a horror movie.
Still better than the 90% of the slop released today
>>215494936It's one of those films I always try to rewatch and go from "oh hell yeah, I knew this was kino" to "why did I ever like this shitty movie"? I don't think I've ever finished the film.
>>215494936ape on mars
>>215494936Yes, unfortunately it sucks.
>>215494936You mean Ice Cube is now zero-for-two on Martian shit?
>>215494936Watching now ... thought I'd seen it but was probably thinking of that other shitty Mars movie at the time. How could this possibly suck if it was a Carpenter film? Even his shitty movies are great somehow.
>>215498905Hair
>>215494936I love the set
>>215499909the other one was red plaent
>>215500072Yeah, that actively annoyed me with the retardo-science bullshit.This one actually looks kinda fun, and I'd happily watch Statham beat the crap out of somebody reading a phone book.
>>215500142this one has no illusions about being some high brow sci-fi thriller its unapologetic schlock and I love it for that
>>215495076haha whoa dudeyou just turned this thread intoROASTS on mars! LOL!
>>215500229shut the fuck up Carlos I swear to god
Oh wait, there was 'Mission to Mars' and 'Red Planet' that were infamously bad and happened in 2000, and somehow I lumped this in with them.I remember at the time I had a choice of which one to watch. I watched the one with the whirlwind that kills astronauts near the Face on Mars even though it was there to be found or something. Not even the worst part.
>>215500270thats mission to mars right? I get those 2 mixed up all the time but I never get ghosts confused with either, I actually like ghosts of mars
>>215494936Might well be Carpenter's worst.
>>215494936>natasha henstridge not getting naked in a movie
>>215500820she asked over and over and even showed up on set naked one time, everyone kept trying to tell her this wasn't that kind of movie
>>215500936Wasted opportunity to have a Martian Sauna scene.
>>215500968>Martian Saunasounds like a sex move
>>215500270Yeah all these fuckin Mars movies at the same time didn't help any of these movies that were all a bit shit. Yeah Hollywood flood the market with the same shit all at once that will never backfire. They never learned their lesson. I never hear anyone reminiscing about Mission to Mars or Red Planet. Ghost of Mars is the only one that gets a little love simply because it's Carpenter. You think he wanted to cast a fat black rapper who can't act and certainly cannot do action. Nope.
>>215501034ghosts of mars is also a lot of fun where as the other 2 are just silly pieces of shit
>>215500295Red planet has the robot dog amy that malfunctions and tries to kill the crew.Mission to mars i dont really remember except someguy takes off his helmet and freezes in space
>>215501067yeah thats true its ahead of the others for sure
>>215501106pretty sure mission to mars in the face of mars reveal at the end one, and yea all I remember about red planet is the robot dog goes bad
>>215501139>>215501034this brings me back when studios would do the same damn film two ways. Volcano, dantes peak etc, its all a jumbled memory kek
>>215501180This was in the fucking trailer and the only reason anyone watched this garbage.
>>215501416Deep Impact and Armageddon
>>215501416arrmegedon/deep impact, basically what happened was one studio would get wind that another was doing an xyz movie so they'd pull out a script and make their own
>>215497580Even Carpenter would disagree with you
>>215500507Have you seen The Ward?
