>white man gets God powers from the real Black God>immediately sexually assaults a woman with themChud Almighty
>>215495110it's just a bit of fun man
>looking at a girl is sexual assaultwhat a grim life you must live
>>215495110>white man gets God powers from the real black God>immediately sexually assaults a woman with themftfy
>>215495110chad almighty
>>215495110>BRAAAAP
>>215495137>using God powers to lift up a woman’s clothes to leer at her ass
>>215495211>leer at her assi mean that is what its there for
>>215495137For Zoomie babies sexual assault isn't just rape, it's looking at a foid, farting near them, or sitting with your legs wrong on public transit. If you're White at least, a black man can shoot their dog and violently rape them in the streets but he will still be the victim of systemic racism. True story.
It portrays him as the devil in a real sense. Like in real life when he killed his wife.
>>215495228what if jim carrey used his God powers to push wind up your daughter’s skirt for his funny comedy movie, would that be “heckin based”?
>>215495252i dont have a daughter
The fuck is chud?
>>215495260what if you didn’t eat breakfast today, how would you feel
>>215495252Do I get to see it, or does it happen when I'm not around?
>>215495289i'd be so mad i go wilding and rape a bitch sheeeit
>>215495110>white man gets God powers from the real Black God>immediately sexually assaults a woman with them>Chud AlmightyThis isn't tiktok faggot stop crying over a movie.
>>215495304you don’t see it because he uses his powers to blind you
>>215495349Then I don't even know it happened.
>>215495344This IS Tiktok tho
>>215495252Yes. There’s a whole episode of Seinfeld teaching you that lessen. >field of vision huh? kids need to be forced to watch seinfeld to learn pre-internet common sense
>>215495137>But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.Matthew 5:28
Didn't he also make a womans breasts grow larger?
>>215495110It's never officially confirmed that he was directly responsible for this.
>>215495436i have committed adultery with so many hot women
>>215495110Women grope guys at the club all the time without consent.
>>215495110
>>215495436It’s probably on purpose in the movie because he steals a shirt right after>thou shalt not steal
>>215495504That's nothing compared to the way middle-aged wine moms treat 18-25 year old waiters.
>>215495252Yes. Very much so.
>>215495496Same. I don't even know how incels can existJust mind apple rape a woman
>>215495110>>215495137>>215495211>>215495228this is problematic
>>215495754>problematicIs that some kind of device that makes math problems?
>>215495110I'm going to make an educated guess on who made this thread.
>>215495805>get gang-raped>immediately post selfie
>>215495805she's lucky the doctors and police didn't rape her too
>>215495846what if it was Buljeet Reddy Almighty instead? What would he do with his powers?
>>215495875world wide rape spree raping every living thing on the planet of course
>>215495436So literally just be gay. -Jesus
>>215495252I’ll quickly explain why you are a retarded faggot, by putting your back and forth into one post.(you) this thing I don’t like is sexual assault(anon) no, it’s not(you) oh yeah *smacks lips niggerishly*(you) what if I attach illogical emotion to this, and it’s your daughter!!!!(anon) still not sexual assault.Not liking something, doesn’t alter reality you mindless, leaking bag of fuck.
>>215496017Yes, Christianity, notorious for its pro-gay sentiment.
>>215495507is that the porkchop sandwiches kid
>>215496086Pulling up someone’s skirt is assault. He uses his powers to do it. Sorry chud, I’m thinking this is basically proto-rape. Hope this helps!
>>215495436>thinking about sin makes you a sinnercucktianity is so cucked
>>215495211Tell me the real God doesn't do the same shit.
>>215496323How is he wrong? If the only thing stopping you from doing horrible things is that you might get caught, then you've got a problem regardless of whether you're ever in a situation where youre able to enact your evil desires or not.
>>215495805That's what you get for visiting poopdia>>215495846>Saar me no police saar me raper saar
>>215495110how do we make women wear this kind of clothing again now that handheld leaf blowers exist?
>>215495110>sexually assaultsIt must be really rough to be a genuine rape victim and listen to some whiny little bitch call a pat on the ass "sexual assault".
>>215495252That's not my daughter, though. That's a woman I want to fuck.
>>215495110>immediately sexually assaults a woman with themHOLY BASED
>>215495110This movie showed me buffalo NY Is actually a nice place to live.
Im a chud and to me sexual assault is when your physically put your hands on a woman who doesn't want it Wtf so just looking is assault now?
Fat woman gets god's power and turns everyone into trannies.
>>215495805Friend of mine just left for India and I’m genuinely worried about this also
>>215495141U wot m8
>and its too late >Ive seen everything.>Everything.
>>215495110Higher beings can't commit crimes against lower onesIt's not the way it worksTake me to the ant high court for genocides I've done in my backyard as a kid
>>215495805>>215495846She's lucky it was Indians or she could have had damage to her vagina.
>>215495436This. Seriously I wear shades a lot and just close one eye when I see exposed leg or cleavage or a girl's exposed butt. Like, you have a husband. Or you're promised to come by God. I don't want to covet you. You're not for me. I wouldn't want my wife out there entertaining lust-filled attention from men either. Women knowing how men are should definitely do us a solid and dress appropriately
>>215495110for someone with god powers he really lacked imagination and did very little with it
I would definitely need to call a mulligan on that first day because he would be really pissed
>>215495110If I had god powers I would literally become supernan. anyone else?
>>215495110imagine if you could make your cock 15 inches and make your body a roided monster man. if you say you wouldn't you're lying. maybe not with random women walking down the street, because that's disgusting, but if you could create perfection don't pretend like you wouldn't experience complete complimentary perfection at least once in return. it would be completely irresponsible and negligent waste of potential.
>>215495436how can you commit adultery if you're both single. checkmate, matthew.
>>215495110God in his infinite wisdom and divine providence made the ass fat in the first place.
>>215495436I have committed adultery in my heart with every gf's female friend and every best friend's female gf
