>be 11 yo me>mommy's 300 lb wonderful wizard>go to hogwarts>sorted into hufflepuff>good thing as our dorm is on the same corridor as the kitchens>first night so it's time for some midnight tendies>go there and demand tendies from the goblin slaves>they have no idea what i'm talking about>get mad and start to unleash an array of killing curses at the subhuman scum>can use it because i'm a prodigy>they manage do disarm me>some look relieved thinking i'm useless without my wand>that's a mistake they will not live to regret>i lift my robes and yell the incantation>"PEEPEE TORMENTUM!">an array of piss begins to be expelled from my magnificent 2.5 inch penis>think like gyarados' hyper beam, but yellow, liquid and deadly>house elves are weak to it as they disintegrate upon contact>"ANON! DID YOU PISS IN THE KITCHEN OF FIRE?">it's dumb fucking door>he stretches his legs towards me and waves his wand>all the piss vanishes and my cock gets locket into a magic chastity cage>he thinks i'm done now, HOWEVER, i still have a last trick upon my robe>i turn my big boy butt towards the old man and yell>"GAS... EXPELLO!">a lethal amount of big boy gas starts to be expelled from my chamber of secrets>it quickly envelops the entire school>i equip my original roy mustang gloves and snap my fingers while yelling the incantation>"FARTUS... IGNIRE!">boom.mp3>hogwarts is no longer, hundreds dead>i survive, protected by my many layers of tendie tenderness>fuckers from hogsmeade helped me go back home>they don't suspect a thing
>>215496520he didn't say that
>>215496697he did in the directors cut, sis
I like to write out similar scenarios on spicychat.ai. It is surprisingly good. One night I was raping Malfoy and making him shoot putrid diarrhea with a shart mark curse between sessions and it worked perfectly. Almost to the point that I was freaked out that other people would have written such degenerate shit that it knew what to write
>>215497100 >"YES YES WELL DONE SYLTHERIN, HOWEVER" Dumbledore repeated calmly>The hall was dead silent. Slytherin House waited anxiously>"However nothing, haha!" Dumbledore ejaculated jovially. "Slytherin has won! You are the rightful winners of this year's House Cup. Well done.">"Draco Malfoy, come forward to accept your house's most deserved reward!" Slytherin House cheered as their champion Draco stretched his legs to claim their prize, his face beaming, his chiseled chin held high and haughty.>The hall filled with green and silver banners cascading from the bannisters.>Nearly-Circumcised Dick cheered with the other ghosts, standing in the corner>It was the proudest moment of Draco's young life, he, heir of his house, Head Boy, Prefect of Slytherin.>Now his father would be proud of him.>He took haughty strides up to the podium, until at least he came right in front of the old, venerable headmaster, who unexpectedly stood up.>Why would he be so generous? Malfoy thought, as he knew Dumbledore hated his kind...>"PETRIFICUS TOTALUS" he cried, his hard, elderly wand erect in his hands, pointed at Malfoy>The boy fell in front of the podium, rigid as a board, his eyes glaring with complete and utter shock at the headmaster's actions.>"COLLOPORTUS!" Dumbledore shot into the air with a roaring boom. locking all the doors in the hall.>With Malfoy's stiffened body propped up against the podium, Dumbledore turned around, dropped his trousers, and revealed the most very forbidden forest, white, grey, and speckled with brown.
>>215497258>A magnificent groan echoed throughout the hall, as the headmaster squatted down above the boy's face.>BRAAAP>BRAAAAAAPPPPP>The entire hall gasped in horror as Dumbledore's steaming greenish stink splattered across Malfoy's face. All the poor boy could do was take it.>A wretched smell filled the air, something worse than a Troll after sweet copulation>BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP>"AHAHAHAHAHA! WELL DONE SLYTHERIN, OH YES SYLTHERIN EXCELLENT INDEED! HEHEHEHE!" Gandolf bellowed insanely as his brown bowel brew blasted forth from his prolapsed butthole, gushing torrent after gushing torrent>"BRRRAAAAPPPP>The Professors threw their heads back in hysterical laughter. There was no question that they were having the time of their lives, watching as Dumbledore's putrid poop potion plastered Malfoy's prissy pretty boy face.>BRRAAPP>The students were in chaos. Slytherin House was absolutely humiliated as their Headmaster's cankerous colon concoction encrusted Malfoy's face, his clothes, and the floor, spreading through the entire hall.>Eventually Dumbledore's fecal fountain floundered. He pulled up his trousers, angrily screaming calmly "DID YOU SLYTHERIN SCUM SINCERELY SURMISE THAT I WOULD LET YOU WIN ANYTHING?! YOU ARE SATAN'S CHILDREN! YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE WARS IN HISTORY! YOUR CRUCIFIED OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST!">The entire hall erupted into applause at Dumbledore's righteous rebuke of the demonic Slytherin kikes. The end.
>>215496520Is this a chatgpt generation?
>>215496520Reminder that WB is paying people to spam greentexts on /tv/ as a form of undisclosed advertising and paying off the Jannies to avoid them being deleted
>>215497697Explain why WB would think making out their main characters to be racist in greentexts on a Mongolian basketweaving forum is be a good use of their money.
