>Why is there no TV in your bedroom, Anon? How are we going to watch the movie?
>>215497208Who the fuck are you and who let you sit on my dog's spot.
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>>215497208Remember: always look at their hands. There's $200 of make up on that face, but hands never lie.
>>215497208I hired you to clean my house, bitchGet off my bed
>>215497247i mean she is your bitch
>>215497208The movie is called rape, and it’s 3d n shiet
>>215497208laptop on the bed, perfectly normal
>>215497881a gentleman and a scholar
We're going to watch 480p kaiju rips on my phone and you WILL enjoy it.
>>215497208Go home mom, you're drunk.
>>215497332>always look at their handslooks okay to me?
>breaks out laptopget in babe, just finished torrenting one punch man
haha don’t worry babe it usually does this, it will turn on in a few minutes. Try to keep your panties on
>>215497208feast your eyes on this 4k beamerlet me get the hdmi cable
>>215499399Watching a text-based boot screen that checks memory and drivers is a guaranteed way to make a woman wet.
>>215499399>why aren't you using a tiling window manager to watch your kinos
>>215497332Her hands look better than her face
>>215497208>pulls out my IPhone SE (first generation)
>>215497332the hands are fine, the worst thing are her fake tits. and I don't have anything against fake tits in general but these just look horrific
well MOM if you gave me more allowance i'd buy a tv to keep in our bedroom MOM
>>215499399>browsing to your movies folder with a graphical Jurassic Park style operating systemWomen won't be able to keep their hands off you.
>>215497208It’s right here on my android tablet. Just ignore the cracks and the big black spot in the center
It's just finished converting to .dpg now, hand me your DS