>SIR, I have the best movie idea ever!!>What is it, Johnson?>Picture this: pure kino, but.... In space!!>Sold!!
it was good up until that one sequence
>>215498033Monkey?
>>215498033Pirates?
>>215498040yes
>>215498040>>215498047>Monkeys>Pirates>In spaceI gotta watch this now
It's Heart of Darkness in space
>>215498124yea and it was dope. I dont know why it flopped.
>>215498209Heart of Darkness is not marketable to normalfags. Apocalypse Now would be a complete and utter flop if it came out today.
>>215498225>comparing bad astra to apocalypse nowgo back to whatever the fuck you came from
>>215497981This was so drab and sad
>>215498225If Apocalypse Now came out today the discourse surrounding the movie would be>why did they put this weird subplot in? just show us the choppers gunning down charlies, that was sickSo I don't think it would be that different to be honest.
>>215498240wdym, they are both adaptations of Heart of Darkness
>>215498254You think zoomies have the mental patience to listen to a long winded brando monologue in 2025?
>>215498279apocalypse now would be hailed as a masterpiece even if it came out today, whereas brad pitt has daddy issues in space is a deserved flop
>moon bandits what the fuck do they even steal? air bottles?
>>215498293apocalypse now would be a complete and utter flop if it came out today, who are you kidding?people go to the cinema to see capeshit
>>215498347One battle after another is actually great and unsurprisingly making the big bucks you huge mongoloid.
>>215498357>One onions after another>goodjesus
>>215498284No they'd be complaining why didn't a woman deliver those expository grand standing monologues with unnecessarily watery eyes instead of men who have obviously transcended the common conventions of civilization >They were going to make me a major for this and I wasn't even in their fucking army anymore Imagine some dead eyed zoomette actress actually saying this >I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago.Imagine an /ourgirl/ Rebecca Ferguson or some other millennial hag trying to deliver this line without overacting
>>215498339They're cheese traffickers
>>215498347Good movie is goodad astra is bad
>>215498528Very original and witty reply. You didn't see it because you're incapable of thinking for yourself.
I really like this movieVery life affirming>>215498339They're just having funAlso they're paid by Russians to fuck with the Americans
I have space and astronaut movies fatigue
>>215497981I love movies that just portray space as cold, infinite, and terrifyingly empty.Because it is.
