Why are people hating it?
Who hates it?
If you watch this movie in any other language, the issue with Keanu and Winona is rendered irrelevant and you can enjoy the kino at its fullets.
>>215498559>Jonathan Rosenbaum said the film suffered from a "somewhat dispersed and overcrowded story line" but that it "remains fascinating and often affecting thanks to all its visual and conceptual energy."[56] Kenneth Turan of the Los Angeles Times called the film "not particularly scary, not very sexy and dramatically over the top", criticizing the tone and several of the casting decisions.[57] Tom Hibbert of Empire was unimpressed. Awarding the film 2 out of 5 stars, he said, "Has a film ever promised so much yet delivered so little? [...] all we're left with is an overly long bloated adaptation, instead of what might have been a gothic masterpiece."[58] Geoffrey O'Brien of The New York Review of Books also had reservations: "[T]he romantic make-over of Dracula registers as little more than a marketing device designed to exploit the attractiveness of the movie's youthful cast [...] [it] rolls on a patina of the 'feel-good' uplift endemic in recent Hollywood movies."[59]
>>215498580>Rosenbaumlmao
>>215498495Only pseudo intellectuals hate it.
who is this?
>>215498495They just hate the lame video games that were based on it. But the SNES version had a really unique look and control feel. Not really in a good way, but something different at least. Spooky music too.
>>215498595Monica belluci or winona
>>215498495It's aged so fucking well. Keanu's performance aside it's relentlessly watchable.>>215498580Idk what they mean about it not being sexy. It's often frighteningly sexy.
Because it got mogged by the best vampire film ever made
>>215498707Thats a werewolf film faggot.
>>215498495Im getting fucking fed up with your bullshit.
>>215498696>Keanu's performance asideShut the fuck up reddit.
>>215498717Van Helsing is a famous hunter of _______
>>215498728/s
>>215498728Whats the problem?
>>215498738Isn't the first guy he kills Mr hyde? But to answer your question hes a slayer of Kate Beckensale puss.
>>215498707only film i’ve ever walked out off, it’s awful. inb4 le filtered redditmeme
>>215498737His accent is bad. But I'll grant you his performance is over hated
>>215498580>not very sexyOh fuck off
For some reason this world does not have Willem Dafoe in a Van Helsing six part miniseries where he solves supernatural mysteries.
>>215498580>>215498696>>215499192>not very sexy
>See that story about a supernatural horror menacing the English urban populace? Yeah, it's a romance actuallyFuck. Off.
>>215498707No one actually believes this, thank God.
>>215498495>NO, YOU GOT MY VAMPIRE SEXUAL FANTASY ALL WRONG!That's why.
>>215498495>>215498707these two along with blade are my favorite movies
>>215499315BDSM is very popular in the UK
>>215499437Damn I'd hate to go to a movie night at yours
>>215499437They are all good movies but they shouldnt be your favorites.
>>215498759Technically he kills Jekyll because that's who hits the ground
>>215498495It just wouldn't be the same without KeanuWinona is replaceable because she's just a pair of tits
>>215499970You're just a pair of tits, fatboy.
I watched this after watching Herzogs NosferatuDid not like it at all
>>215500023Thanks for the blogpost, anonymous loser.
The Addiction was the last vampire movie I ever saw.
>>215498495>Why are people hating it?The original novel didn’t have the “reincarnated love interest” plot line. That was added for the Hollywood film. The movie was supposed to be a faithful adaptation of the novel. The cast supposedly insisted the love interest plot be put in the movie, or at least this was what was claimed in one of those HBO making of documentaries back in the day for the film.
>>215500063Why does Hollyjew always do this? Who is the 500 year old fucking jew mastermind that keeps insisting that EVERY single film script in existence MUST have a sooper-dooper le steamy romance subplot?I'm genuinely, sincerely fucking sick and tired of it.
>>215500101Sex sells. Always has, always will. Jew or no Jew, people want to fuck
>>215498707funniest post so far
>>215500122>t.Lame meme excuse from a tiny peanut brain haver.
>>215498595Looks like Salma Hayek
>>215500101The real answer is that they want to attract female audiences, who respond powerfully to dark, brooding, dangerous men.
>>215500380Why is this always the other meme answer? Men care about sex more than women do.
>>215500101You have to appeal to the female audience. That's why everything has a love interest.
>>215500402>Men care about sex more than women do.And women care about passion and romance.
>>215500532>And women care about passion and romancelol, lmao. Women care about resources and social standing.
>>215500122No, this was not always the case and your jewery does not work here. You brainwashed the easily malleable masses into becoming mindless sex animals, doesn't mean it was always like this and sex simply sells.
>>215500555go back to your red pill podcasts
Its strange that all these decades later most of the posts online that I see are people angry at this movie. Its bizarre!
>>215498495>movie named BRAM STOKER'S Dracula>it's actually just Coppola's smut fanfiction
>>215500682He's absolutely right though?
>>215498495 what's to hate, it's really well made and looks amazing and Oldman and Hopkins are incredible in it, also follows the book pretty closely
>>215500023Patrician taste
>>215500743this was fucking boring
>>215500759Go watch your Coppola Sloppola again, retard.
>>215500743>When Harker wanders the mountains and Wagner's Das Rheingold Prelude starts playing
>>215498495director makes shut filmsthe norseman was utter garbage.emperors new clothes crap for community college media studies graduates who want to be pretentious but the truth is it's just millenial style shite
>>215500900It's infinitely better than this millenial pseud wankfest>>215500759>fucking boringyup
>>215498495It's slop
>>215500985>millenial>1979
>>215501191Its the exact opposit of slop
>>215501546Value is subjective. It's slop. Smut
>>215500255>excuseAnon, this is literally the reason. Take a look at Hindu myths or classic Chinese literature. No exposure to Jews but still full of sex. Why? Because humans have a sex drive.
