Punky Brewster
punky boobster
>>215498757you just know
>>215498757>that obese fucking face Yikes
why did i think she had super powers or something?
How the fuck did her entire skull shape change into an oval in the late 2000s?
Pedo zoophile thread
her documentary is pretty good, she claims she was an innocent virgin and people sexualized her because of her massive tits. but she fucked every A list guy in the 90s.
her breast reduction was 9/11 for gen x guys.
>>215499354pretty sure 9/11 was their 9/11
There was a cartoon spin-off for some reason. Pretty much immediately after the live action show, or even partially at the same time going by listed airdates. Weird.
Imagine the heart break the guy secretly feeding her strogen on set felt when she to ruined all his work years later.
>>215498765>years later>Im still mad she didn't get them out in some cheapo horror flickyeah...i'm still not over it
>>215499341I liked that documentary too, KID 90. She was so proud of herself for holding on to her virginity for so long admitting, everyone called her the "blowjob queen".
>>215498757That's one hot bitch! ...what is it, a golden retriever?
>>215500046terrible
so many of her friends died young
>>215498776>>215499174As-salamu alaykum
>>215500164Come on? It was funny!It was age appropriate so I can safely say Punky Brewster was my first crush.
>>215499416They gave her a magic genie or an alien or something. ALF had a cartoon around the same time.
>>215500435>shittoo
>>215500538Punky was a wild child growing up. Did a lot of drugs. Smoked cigs. And got passed around the cast of KIDS when she moved alone to New York. Michelle Williams and Claire Danes have tattoos, so do you hate them now too?
>>215498765stupid khazar whore
>>215500675isn't she italian?
>>215500712I think she married a jew and converted? Her married name would be Soliel Moon Goldberg. I shit u not.I forget the rapper, but he was from Wu Tang and was asked what celebrities has he smoked weed with that totally blew his mind? And he said he'll never forget freaking out when he smoked out Tori Spelling and Punky Brewster. Almost sounds like he fucked them too. It was probably Old Dirty Bastard.
>>215500653>so do you hate them now too?Yes, child.
>>215501049What if the tattoos are hardly noticeable? Modern actresses just get doodles all over their arms and legs. But classic babes like Punky and MJH? They keep that sh*t on the D.L.
>>215501153See >>215500538All of them are shit.
>>215498757>"Maybe the world is blind... or just a little unkind... who knows?"What happens at the end of a big titty fuck, brothers?
She was great in Sabrina with the clueless redhead In The college years. I actually saw some episodes due to having no internet or cable. She also cameod in a friends episode as Joey's girlfriend who punches him.
Any notable episodes I should know about?
is the reboot any good?
>>215498757Did they really just let old unmarried men adopt little girls they find in their empty apartment back in the 80s?Did they ever explain where her parents were besides her mom just leaving her at the grocery store ?
>>215502750Kek
>>215502224When Cherry gets stuck in the refrigerator and almost dies.
>>215498757>Halloween episode>starts as fun cozy romp at the lake>ends with her friends dismembered and displayed on the wall of a witches lair>even kills the fucking dog>punky about to die horrible death>lol JK thats muh ghoststory!! 1980s family television was less about entertainment and more a litmus test for parents about which of your kids were pussies.
>>215502567I watched the first episode of the reboot and Punky was a single foster mom who still lived in an apartment. And the second scene was Punky joking with her fake daughter about masterbation. It was cancelled after 1 Season.
>>215502224Funny or Die is terrible channel but they hit it out of the park with their 'very special episode' and 'zach morris is trash' series. Short episodes. high comfy nostalgia for X-boomers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZj7lnkgPJo
>>215503373I don't like the Zack Morris is Trash episodes because sometimes his intentions were good. He fucked Kelly and Lisa irl.Kelly also fucked Slater. Screech got no puss. But I also don't have any info on Jessie. She did "Showgirls", how was she not fucking everybody on set? Scott Wolfe fucked Neve Campbell when she was underaged.
>>215503373buy an ad faggot
>>215503924Where's the beef?
sucks the reboot got cancelled. it was cute and comfy
>>215503909>Screech got no pussHe was cute I would have sucked him off and Mr. Belding too if I ever had the chance
>>215499855>admitting, everyone called her the "blowjob queen".Nobody said this
>>215504093Probably was a decade too late to cash in on the nostalgia bug. I read Melissa's book. After she met Soleil, she got into her "drug phase". She said she never went anywhere sober. She and Punky are still BFFs.
>>215503300>Halloween episodeNightmare fuel! My older cousin scared me while I was watching it and I almost cried.
>>215500839She was a coke head while doing anti-drug PSAs
>>215504347I'm not saying you're lying but Punky is seemingly an open book. Without giving away much details. But how do you know she was an anti-drug cokehead? Rachel Leigh Cook, Kirsten Dunst, and Demi Lovato all did anti-drug advertisements and laughed about how high they were at the time of filming. Same with Busy Philipps.
>>215503924not my content I just enjoyed it. I dont think anyones making money of youtube anyways.
>>215504484She made a Netflix documentary where she said she was high on coke while doing “Just Say No” PSAs
>>215504484she wasn't doing drugs when she was doing D.A.R.E PSA'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J0eNDT3ALo
>>215504544MJH has her own podcast. And it's one of those "No Topic We Discuss Whatever You Want To Talk About" podcasts.Bitch is fucking loaded. She and her Mom bought the Sabrina IP before they made the first episode/film. They own part of the Netflix show. Didn't even have to do a thing.So why do a free podcast?
>>2155046252 mins in and I'm poppin a chubby. Something about two druggy whores never getting high together and fucking the Two Coreys just makes me diamonds.Tatum O'Neal lived in the fast lane too.
>>215500538>>215501329>another day>open /tv/>anons are crying about celebrity tattoos again
>>215504656Why are you shilling her podcast so hard?
>>215503235>gets stuck in the refrigerator and almost dies.This was a big topic in the 80s on account of irl eventshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bASJM2016KA
>>215504843Because I'm Melissa Joan Heart!Obey my dog!
>>21550488680s hoaxes were never real. I learned the hard way when I found out Ugg didn't date an underaged Dana in real life.They sure seemed like lovers. But Ugg's actor died of AIDS. The gay kind.
>>215505034Brandis was a fag and he still fucked girls
>>215498765She could have been someone great. Wow what a tragedgy.
>>215505079yep, we were robbed of 90s softcore thriller movies with E cup SMF.
>>215505079My problem with big tits is that they're not in my face 24/7
>>215504886some Xboomer hauled off an old fridge recently and mentioned he'd have to take the door off. I think safety standards have improved but the instinct remained.
>tfw you Terminated those underage tittays Which isn't actually true. Furlong's real girlfriend was just out of frame. A child predator named Jacqueline Louise Domac.
>>215498757Punky's hot stuff, really cute. But nothing compares to Stephanie from LazyTown
>>215505034>rumored celeb romances means lower class kids weren't dying in the projects>>215505191Yeah in those days fridges were designed in a way that it was impossible to open from them the inside and many places didn't dump them properly so they were left lying around all over the place
>>215504656>Bitch is fucking loaded. She and her Mom bought the Sabrina IP before they made the first episode/film.no shit? good for them. Clarissa deserves it all.
>>215505191Do you not still snip six pack soda/beer rings because otherwise it kills birds and fishies?
>>215505259>Clarissa deserves it all.In her book & interviews, she claims to have corrupted Britney during their friendship. MJH said she introduced Spears to hard drugs and hallucinationetics. Even laughing about it as if bragging.
>>215505250Hide and Seek hard mode. dangerous in houses too if the kids are spazzy and unsupervised enough and the atari was getting boring.
>>215504121We don't allow Canadians here.
>>215504484Is /tv/ just finding out that most Anti-drug PSAs are court ordered punishments for being caught with drugs? Normal people don't have time to do PSAs.
>>215505444Belding used to do appearances here (club) way back in the day and he'd always get in trouble for groping girls
>>215505520I believe it. Picrel dated the biggest celebrity drug dealer in LA for 2 years.
>>215505520>Normal people don't have time to do PSAs.Normal people get sentenced to more demeaning forms of community service, like picking up cans on the side of the highway
>>215505520I thought rockstars were just big fans of mothers against drunk driving?!?
>>215505321sabrina was so sexy back then. i hated punky on the show she added nothing.
>>215498765>>215501864mamma mia
>>215505034those salute your shorts cast photos are something else. I wonder what I was doing the exact moment that photo was taken. Probably something cool like Doom 2
>>215498765Stunad, truva na femmena acussì, I woulda paid a million dollars
>>215498757Army Dog lookin good back in the world.
>>215506246He loves peanut butter
>>215498757why hasnt she done anything recently? is it because her immense booba?
something about watching a child star grow huge tits make horny bad
>>215504656Fuck Jimmy Kimmel for making her cry on tv.
>>215504787Faggot.
>>215503909Poor screech. RIP
>>215498765Sweet Jeebus...
>>215504787They'd never get ink because they're afraid it would hurt. Pansy-assed sons of whores is what they are.
>>215507294Fuck Jimmy Kimmel for being a ball-gargling turbofaggot.
>>215507294>>215507669How'd Kimmel make her cry? Politics?
>>215507193She and G never had much of a career after Disney.
>>215507643Child hands typed your post.
>>215505250the best part of that whole panic is fridges themselves were redesigned so it can't happen, yet you still have to take the doors off.
>>215507735It was during her dancing with stars interview, he made a cheesy joke and she called him out on it and he immediately resorted to a mean spirited comeback.
>>215507884I don't like him.
>>215507851>yet you still have to take the doors off.It's an added precaution since the top priority is to safeguard human lives. Seals go bad along with other factors. I can dig it
>>215505250Either die in a fridge, fall down a well, or nabbed by a diddler.
>>215504898>>215505321>>215507735>>215507906So how should I address you? Sabrinabro?
>>215509023God that woman was sexyHer voice oozed sexBaby oil handjobs
>>215509023That would be the amazing if was the same anon who had like a gigabite of Salem screengrabs
>>215505250She probably pranked by friends.
>>215498765Edward Furlong got to fuck her when they were both 15.
>>215504484She reminds me of Alanis Morissette lookswise
>>215507851My great great uncle's son died early in his life from working on a fridge in the garage, I think it electrocuted him. RIP Otto Jr.
>>215510440Pre-breast reduction?
